you know that the obsession's bad, when you start having dreams about it
so here's a recreation of a nevermore related dream i had last night:
Will is being chased by a creature that has the body of an eagle and montresor's head, while the eagle-montresor is screaming slurs at him
after some time the poor man manages to run away and ends up somewhere that looks very much like a court
what's happening there basically is:
Lenore and Annabel Lee are having a rap battle over who gets the custody of the kids after their divorse
Morella(the kids), having a drinking competition with the judje(Prospero's rats) and Ada cheering her on, while pouring more questionable liquid into the glasses
then, Pluto, in his spectre form, attacks all the rats and Duke starts shouting: "yes, mon minou, go get 'em! you can do it! "
Berenice: that's so gay
Eulalie: we're gay tho
Berenice: that doesn't make it any less gay
scene cuts to everyone sitting in the deans' office
dean Mourn: what the fuck were all of you doing?! this is an academy and not some kind of cheap, shitty circus! fifty demerits to everyone!
dean Merry: it was fun though, so five merits to all of you
Lenore goes on a long ass rant about how sick she is of all theese merits and demerits, how the deans could just give everyone 45 demerits and nothing would have changed, and how this whole system makes absolutely no sense
the deans get pissed off so they give Lenore 50 demerits for disrespect and 20 more demerits for attitude
scene cuts again, this time everyone (exept for the deans) is standing in a hall
Annabel Lee: omg, pet, what you said to the deans was so hot
Lenore: Thanks i guess
Annabel Lee: also, being divorsed sucks, wanna get married again?
Lenore: omg yes sure! i thought you'd never ask
after theese words they start making out
Montresor(looking like his normal, ugly, human self): fucking idiots
Will: I thought I was fucking idiot
Montresor: you are
theese two also start making out
eveyone else starts making out too
Prospero: i hate gay people
Prospero sings crush culture by conan gray, while wearing a long, puffy dress as if he was a disney princess
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So you choose not to step through the door, after all why mess with nonsense when you're already in nonsense? You check the items in your pockets, your phone you shut off to conserve power, the dog tag, key and top clink together but offer no help, and when you fiddle with the walkie-talkie you manage to get it to turn on, excitedly you call out to the void but only static responds, which is disappointing but predictable, so you put the items away and hunker down for the night, looking at the sky you can see that the stars seem strange, though you're no expert, and the moon seems to have a second smaller moon near it which looks pretty cool but is a stark reminder of how not on your own world your predicament has landed you.
In the morning you begin looking through the nearby bushes and plant life taking note of anything strange, you notice the berries you had been picking before you stepped through the door are also growing around here, they look and taste the same, and some other plants seem pretty similar to the forest from before as well, although the further away from the door you go the more unfamiliar plants you come across (of course that may just be your lack of familiarity with plants) and the few animals you have noticed are bizarre in a way that you can't explain, like the people from town, they seem almost perfectly familiar, just a little off and the noises they make have you thinking they wouldn't be able to communicate with their counterparts either, brushing aside another branch you come across a strange funnel made of metal which you pocket and what looks to be a regular whistle, you wipe it down and blow but hear nothing aside from the air going through, you consider it is either broken or maybe a dog whistle, as you go to put it away you hear something big running in your direction, before you can decide how to react a large creature storms out of the bushes and stops in the clearing before you, it's huge as a horse with paws and sharp teeth it licks as it looks around and spots you, it shakes its head again reminding you of a horse, then steps closer before turning and staring expectantly, you get the feeling it's waiting on you, impatiently, and you realize it seems to expect you to get on its back. Do you get on?
Yes.
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Hey y’all! Weird question time!
What’s the difference between a muscle cramp, a muscle spasm, and a knot in a muscle? Like, what do they feel like when you experience them, how do you tell them apart*?
I’ve heard all three terms used (in addition to ones that I think are related but am unsure about like pulled muscle, strained muscle, overextended muscle) but I have no idea how to tell which one I am experiencing or how to differentiate between them, even though I’ve looked up definitions a few times over the years? The definitions were not helpful. It’s like acid reflux all over again (any time I asked doctors “how do you tell if you have acid reflux?” they’d just say “if you had it you’d know” without giving me any information to connect symptoms with a name)
*my whole sodium georg thing means I am very prone to having my muscles hate me and have bad cramps and/or spasms if I don’t take enough electrolytes, but I suspect I am not using the correct words when describing them to doctors. Which is it when a small part of a muscle (like a 2″ ish patch of your thigh) starts twitching and keeps twitching for hours even if the muscle around it is totally still?
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Also forgot to add on to the long ass post about designs for dhmis,
Please actually listen to the therapist. Caffeine is a drug for a reason. Don't have to stop it all immediately but at least slow down and drink less of it over time
Okiee take care!
AWW THANKS FOR WORRYING ABOUT ME LOVE ASJFHDHFH BUT I'M GOOD I PROMISE!! 😭😭 just some shakiness and stuff, I'll survive ♡
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