#i seriously hate apple

[veryferaldistributions]

My Favorite Quotes from the “Bride of ReAnimator” Commentary (Not Included in the “Gay” Compilation):

Herbert: “Go. Home.”

Bruce: “Oh yeah, lot waiting for me there. How ‘bout that front room? Pet the dog! Find the finger eye puppet. Have some leftover spaghetti!”

Jeffrey: (about the Bride) “So she’s Meg. She’s Gloria-“

Bruce: “She’s the virgin-hooker with the twinkle toes.”

(Herbert and Francesca are barricading the lab door.)

Bruce: “Why is she helping you?”

Jeffrey: “Because she knows there are creatures out there (laughs) puking Cream of Wheat!”

Herbert: “You’re better off without her.”

Bruce: “Thanks for the advice, Dear Abby!”

(Herbert is talking about the feet of the ballet dancer.)

Bruce: “Y’know, Herbert’s parents made him take ballet for five years…”

(Over the course of the film commentary, they make several jokes about how Chapham is always seen with food.)

Herbert: (at Chapham) “What are you doing in here?”

Bruce: “Eating!”

(EDITED POST TO ADD MORE QUOTES/FIX ERRORS IN FIRST BATCH UPON REWATCH)

(Dan gets stabbed in Peru.)

Jeffrey: “Your kidney’s been lacerated, but you’ll be alright!”

Bruce: (sees his own name in the credits) “Who’s that?”

Bruce: “How did they get down there (Peru)?”

Jeffrey: (dryly) “By a plane, Bruce.”

Jeffrey: (singing to credits music) “Oh MEEEEG, my loooove, where did you goooo my deaaaar?”

(Movie cuts from Peru to Miskatonic.)

Bruce: “Oh yeah, like those two would be let back in the States!”

Bruce: “(Bride) is the ‘Frankenstein’ of the series. If the second is ‘Frankenstein,’ what’s the first?”

Jeffrey: “…Re-Animator.”

Bruce: “What is with my HAIR?”

Jeffrey: “Well, that was your choice!”

Dan: “Herbert, I have something to tell you.”

Bruce: “I’ve found a new hairdresser.”

Dr. Graves: “Who’d want to steal body parts?”

Jeffrey: “Ohhhhh, I think we knoooow.”

(Herbert is stealing Meg’s heart.)

Bruce: “Like Dan wouldn’t have enshrined that already.”

Herbert: (at Hill’s head in the morgue) “How did you get in here?”

Jeffrey: (mumbling) “…I hate this scene.”

(They both laugh at the puns anyway.)

Jeffrey: “Nice wheels, Dan.”

Bruce: “You bet. All in eight months. Got through customs. Now I’m driving a Dodge Swinger.”

Bruce: “I can’t get over my BeeGees haircut.”

Jeffrey: “Barry Gibb lives!”

(Later in the movie.)

Jeffrey: (singing) “Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Stayin’ alive! Stayin’ alive!”

Bruce: “Of course this house has a basement.”

Jeffrey: “It was one of our requirements.”

Bruce: “One of your requirements.”

Jeffrey: “Well…”

Herbert: “Security.”

Dan: “From what?”

Herbert: …

Jeffrey: “From what?!”

Bruce: “Do I merit an answer?!”

(Herbert is showing Dan the reagent.)

Jeffrey: “DRINK IT! DRINK IT!”

Bruce: “Y’know, Herbert has this nasty habit of shoving things in Dan’s face. Iguanas, reagent, amniotic fluid-“

Jeffrey: “Dead cats.”

Dan: “I’m moving out!”

Jeffrey: “Why?”

Bruce: “Because, I like this heart patient in the hospital MUCH more than you!”

Jeffrey: (laughs) “What, you gonna move in with HER?”

Bruce: “No one will ever get rich overestimating Dan’s bad taste.”

(Herbert is trying to convince Dan to reanimate Chapham, next to the boiling pot.)

Bruce: “Sure…why not?”

Jeffrey: “Lemme have some tea first!”

(Cuts from the basement to Francesca, in Dan’s bed.)

Francesca: “Daniel?”

Bruce: “Why am I down there? WHY? What am I thinking about?”

Jeffrey: “You needed to get another prophylactic from the lab.”

Dan: “Herbert!”

Bruce: “I’d like to have a nickel for every time I’ve said ‘Herbert’ in these two movies.”

Dan: “It helps me to think of you as Meg.”

Bruce: “Betcha that makes her feel good. No wonder she dies!”

(Gloria flatlines.)

Jeffrey: “And that made her die.”

(Herbert and Dan are reanimating the Bride.)

Bruce: “Don’t try this at home.”

(Herbert puts on the gun holster.)

Bruce: “Wild, wild West. Herbie, get your gun.”

Herbert: “There is my creation!”

Jeffrey: “So put THAT in your pipe and smoke it!”

Bruce: (singing Rick Springfield) “I wish I was Herbie’s girl!”

(The Bride is trying to seduce Dan.)

Bruce: “Oh boy. I certainly wasn’t paid enough for this.”

Bride: (to Dan) “You made me?”

Herbert: “I made you!”

Jeffrey: “Yeah! Get that straight, babe!”

Dan: “You’re not Meg. Meg’s dead.”

Bruce: (flatly) “Wow. What a revelation. How edifying.”

Herbert: “Make a note of it, Dan! Tissue rejection!”

Bruce: “You write it down, ya little squirt! I’m tired of taking your notes!”

Dan: “You’re alive.”

(Falls to his knees.)

Jeffrey: “And I worship you!”

#seriously y’all watch it #it’s in the apple store #jeffrey combs #bruce abbott #herbert west #daniel cain #francesca #bride of re animator #bride of reanimator #commentary #film commentary #danbert #i’ll probably add more on my next rewatch #so many good lines #please reblog #the formatting took FOREVER #gloria reanimator #francesca reanimator #bruce hates dan like pattinson hates edward #i don’t blame him #dan is hella creepy in Bride

[sweatandwoe]

my own tags cause fuck that terf's post lmao

you can't be a feminist and a transphobe sorry not sorry

#seriously I don't get it #transphobia #terf tw #maybe if you analyzed more you'd realize gender is a flavour of human and some people associate with grape and some associate with apple #some people hate all the flavours and don't associate with and some people love every single one that they're a different one everyday #this is the worst analogy but I'm high af #gender is a part of identity if you want it to be #denying someone's personhood cause you don't like their pronouns is the most anti-feminist shit #please go shit urself if you think that's okay

[july-19th-club]

overall i really like that space sweepers has next-to-no romance in it; like, even the grieving father never had a partner, he was a single dad. bubs isn't boy-crazy, just super girly, and we know nothing whatsoever about tiger's romantic history (i think he's gay, specifically in a belligerent 'whaddaya got, a problem? a brutally violent cartel hitter can't be gay? get off my ass' way). and i think this opens a lot of room up for other interesting kinds of relationships. but i also love that the only person with what MIGHT be a sexual history is captain jang, with a stereotype of a Lovelorn French Man who she POSSIBLY had a one-night stand with and he's still thinking about it years later while she behaves as if she's never even heard of him to such a doth-protest-too-much degree she is almost certainly also, sometimes, thinking about it. it's a very minor subplot but at the same time i got the distinct impression that jang doesn't really hate him per se, he's just, like, her embarrassing ex-friends-with-benefits who she wishes wasn't actually a pretty nice guy

#he's annoying he's french he will help you smuggle a child at the drop of a hat he loves to sing super badly #he eats green tomatoes like apples . he's just a silly little guy #he is implied to have at one point withstood the affections of captain jang hyun-sook for an indeterminate period of time #if he sucked it'd be easier to dismiss him but his lovelorn mooning is not borne from a place of stupidity #they had something at some point in the past and she didnt take it as seriously because she has A Persona #hes just an earnest caricature of a man who thinks the fact that she's a mean alcoholic salvage hog is just so beautiful #her persona is Hardcore Hard-Drinking Hard-to-Love Rogue . his persona is Has A Kink For That #space sweepers #q #i think in a post-canon some years down the line when they're both a little more normal they get together for real #but he HATES that he's got to try to be chill about it and not write bad songs about her. and she HATES that he was right

[spittyfishy]

Is this venting? Perhaps it is, who can say

#inspired by actual hate comments I got for daring to have my own headcannon for Apple White #it was super unpleasant and I’m actually very upset about it still :) #I tell ya tiktok comments are the worst for just letting people have their own harmless opinions #seriously if you so much as suggest an idea about a character man they’ll scratch your eyes right out #in other totally unrelated news I’ve decided to only post eah or mh art on tumblr instead of tiktok:) #yep no reason at all #lol I’m tired and rambling but still #ok shutting up now #apple white #tenya iida #ochako urakara #junko enoshima #chloé bourgeois #tsumigi shirogane #blondie lockes #himiko yumeno #blorbo #frankie stein #abbey bominable #guzma #mime bomb #marcy wu #sprig plantar #kazuichi soda #bakugo katuski #I hate that I had to add him to this #lol he’s one of my least favourite characters but takes up SO MUCH of my brain #mikan tsumugi #remnant fuyuhiko #ojiro mashirao

[chicken-poncho]

finally watched episode 1 of bad sisters. holy shit, it's so good. i swear I have never wanted to reach through a screen and throttle a character more than when JP shows up. I'm a genuine Claes Bang stan but gOD i want to knock his lights out. so glad he's fictionally dead 🤙🏻❤️💀

#claes bang #Bad sisters #apple tv #john paul bad sisters #seriously guys fuck jp i wanna do a Georgia Trotman- and mean throw him out a window #he's such a dick #I hate him #All my homies hate JP #I've Never been more turned off its wild #go off claes u legend i momentarily despise you #but like he could blow my back out any time #just not jp

[aces-to-apples]

Every time I remember Loghain's explanation for why Maric didn't acknowledge Alistair I die a little more, like what

["It would have ruined Rowan, after all. She'd be reduced to a concubine in the eyes of our neighbors, and put Cailan's status as heir in question."]

Asdfghjkl my guy what in the fuck are you talking about? Cailan was older and legitimate either way, Rowan was the warrior queen of a liberated country, and oh yeah, she'd already been dead for two years?? Like I get that maybe the timeline and lore hadn't been entirely hammered out yet but that's not how this works, that's not how any of this works???

#by apples #look i'm sorry to his fans but this man was a clown. i don't even hate him i just canNOT take him seriously #dragon age: origins

[showing0resultsforsanity]

the amount of times I've drafted a carefully constructed, informative amazon review only for the browser to refresh truly makes me want to kill someone, possibly myself

#so relatable i know #but seriously #every time its just like a punch to the gut. by like a world-class boxer #why do i never learn #i actually did copy the whole thing this time but i was on a stupid fking ipad and they dont have CLIPBOARDS #SO I NEEDED TO COPY A STUPID SYMBOL AND THAT JUST OVERWROTE THE WHOLE THING COMPLETELY so when the tab refreshed #actually it didnt refresh safaris godforsaken UI made it so that i used //THAT TAB// to go somewhere else instead of yhe one id just opened #this is actually secretly an apple hate-post #somebody kill me #yes i know its trivial shut up

[twistedappletree]

Who is the most perfect character in all of MDZS and why is it Jin Ling?

#not even tagging this bc I know at least 1 person is gonna take it way too seriously #and be like NUH UH #which is fine you’re entitled to ur wrong opinion lmaooo #apple babble 🍎 #baby boy #I love him sm SM SM #I have so many thoughts on him too bc of everything he’s gonna through #he’s always watered down to be a spoiled brat with a bad attitude and I hate it #bc he’s actually a deeply emotional and talented and smart boy #who cares a GREAT DEAL about being good and doing the best for others #and someday I’m gonna be able to sit here for more than 2 minutes so I can type it all out and defend my son lmfaooo #GONE THROUGH not gonna #I need to be able to edit tags on mobile fr this is ridic 😭😭😭

[eddie-rifff]

so uncool that i dont have an adams apple and a flat chest and narrower hips and thighs. oh and a big swinging dick

#i jest but seriously #looking at people with adams apples makes me so jealous #i just think i would look better if i was amab #im tall i am lanky i was built to be masculine and yet god gave me this luscious feminine form #good for seducing men bad for. being a man #sometimes i look at myself in the mirror and im like hey. i kinda look like a guy. but then i look at my body #and it comes crashing down #literally fuck this thing #its gotten me far i have to admit #i never would have gotten with you know who (you dont) if it wasnt for looking like a pretty lady #but damn. i hate it when i am not actively using my feminine wiles to get what i want lol #gender twoubles #a beast that can talk

[spottyissleepwalking]

Very much would like to pass away pls (tummy hurt)

#I hate pots I hate pots I hate pots #seriously I’ve done limited work all day I tried to be productive #and now I’m trying not to vomit so I don’t wake anybody up #the room is spinning I’m SO fucking hot I’m so nauseous and full feeling #I had an apple like two hours ago #I’m so high rn off pain meds and nausea meds #but they’re doing next to nothing #and I’m so frustrated I’m at the point of tears #because. just. w h y #vent #vent post #vent tag

[bunnyb34r]

Saw a comment in the notes of a post that was like "no one WANTS to be a janitor and get up at 4am to clean floors. High school kids dont actually LIKE their burger flipping jobs" ect and like idk man I DID want to be a custodian! I really did! I wanted to but I dont have the body for it and I knew it would wreck me

And idk I think fast food jobs CAN be fun and I know there are people who do enjoy it

I myself enjoy what I do in retail, as long as the managers keep off my ass and leave me alone I genuinely do enjoy what I do!

I'm sorry you hate your job and that you find these jobs demeaning or whatever but I genuinely would love to pick up trash with a stick for a living. I would gladly be the traffic sign holder for construction crews. I DO get up at 3am for work and I prefer that over any other schedule bc I like the quiet!

I mean I understand that we under the current system cant do jobs we genuinely would enjoy bc they dont pay enough but you don't have to put down "low level" jobs to make that point

#marquilla #like im sorry you hate your job and i wish you didnt and that you could work a job you enjoy/never HAVE to work but like speak for yourself #lmao like i will happily fold clothes all day #i was actually thinking this morning how i think it would be fun to work in the bakery section (cant bc allergies id die) but that im #enjoying clothing TOO MUCH to want to switch depts #i also wanted to be a landscaper but again body and allergies nerfed that :( #also wanted to be a hotel receptionist bc i thought that seemed fun (me fun) but the manager was a dick and none of them wore masks so i #think i made the right call sgdgdgdggd i think certain food prep jobs would be fun like i wanna be the guy who makes cotton candy and shit #at carnivals and amusement parks or the guy who makes candy/caramel apples #i also seriously thought ab being a clown sgdgdggdgd or working in a circus in general but i hate traveling sgdgdggdgdd so yknow

[whim-prone-pirate]

having my weekly check in to make sure mook self-titled still isn't on apple music (it's not)

#seriously i fret about this very often #i fucking hage spotify #fuck spotify all my homies hate spotify #spotify mook fans have no idea how good they have it fuck you guys #mook #the eggs ep #paul dano #apple music

[eternalwyrm]

JERMA MUKBANG STREAM REAL????

#he HATES red apples #no seriously what the FUCK #like i was joking about it during the pre-stream #but he turned cam on AND THE SET UP???? HELP?????? #this is literally because of one singular guy in chat two days ago #will this go in best one guy moments for the awards stream this year #oh my god…. #losing my mind #jerma985 #jerma #jerma stream

[autisticshadowthehedgehog]

sonic the hedgehog tumblr dashboard simulator

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💠 extremegayr Follow

got held up in traffic today cause some noob couldnt drive the fucking loop-de-loop. lmfao fucking coward

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🎛 420zone Follow

ok but robotnik's kind of a dilf tho

🌫 wispgender Follow

he's literally a war criminal can we NOT do this tumblr

🎛 420zone Follow

📰 its-no-use Follow

@wispgender dont u literally simp for nominatus like who is one to talk

🌫 wispgender Follow

NOMINATUS ISN'T REAL????

🛜 viralsensation-destructorofworlds Follow

that you know of

🌫 wispgender Follow

what

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🔷 sonicinthewild

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☣️ lineinthesand Follow

saw sonic the hedgehog irl once. he showed up at my village, released 30 feral pickys in the town hall, paid the ice cream vendor roughly a thousand rings for a single chili dog, told me not to waste my life worrying about the little things, and then caused a fucking tornado

🧿 spiralhillspindash Follow

ok and??? you're not special

☣️ lineinthesand Follow

THIS WAS A PERSONAL POST GO AWAAAAY

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🌠 chaoinspace2electricboogaloo

sucks that sticks the badger hates all technology you know she would do NUMBERS on here

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☸️ r0u3e Follow

being an islander be like "are those the kind of eggsplosions i should worry about or the kind of eggsplosions that are gonna repair our crops, fix the economy, and bring my dead grandma back to life"

🌁 eggpawnkindathicctho Follow

being a continenter be like "oh great what primordial diety has risen from the grave to block traffic and fight a 15yo today"

🥭 chao-official

being a chao be like "chao chao chao chao chao"

🌁 eggpawnkindathicctho Follow

you said it my mans

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🏵 sprinkles-the-chao Follow

hold on if sonic the hedgehog is jewish then how is he santa claus

🤖 e123-omegaverse Follow

dont question him

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☣️ sparkygoboom Follow

hey guys real question are human/mobian relationships problematic

💠 extremegayr Follow

op is about to start the anthro church schism of the fifteenth year all over again

🛞 mobotropolis Follow

ok but in all seriousness did your mom never teach you that part of history

🎢 marxiobros Follow

someone doesn't know about the united federations public school system

🛞 mobotropolis Follow

what the fuck is a public school

⏭️ drowningmusic Follow

⚄ paradoxprism Follow

are we gonna talk about op's chaos radiation fetish

💠 extremegayr Follow

OP'S WHAT NOW

🏞 mobiancrossing Follow

ok but am i the only one who thinks that the public school system would be a good idea if handled right? like i know it's traditional to learn from your parents and then experience the world on our own from the ages of 7-13 but like combining all our knowledge and learning together doesnt seem like a bad idea

☠️ fabian-vane-number-1-hater Follow

bitch that's what the internet is for

🌅 s0leanna-apple-barrell

yeah where else am i gonna learn to make infinite chaos emeralds

❇️ freesurge Follow

"infinite chaos emeralds" that's called the phantom ruby

🏳️‍🌈 rainbowwispforgayrights Follow

everybody on this site has brain damage

❇️ freesurge Follow

yeah. from the radiation

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🐸 froggysfriend

caught this today

🏝 digginginthegroundfortubers

if anything happens to this blog i genuinely hope eggman blows us all up as punishment

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🐊 teamchaotixofficial

Hey guys! Sorry to do this again but rent's a little tight this month :( If we've ever solved a case for you guys or made you guys smile, please consider sending a ko-fi our way! we just need a few rings to get through the month <3

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🖼 give-the-koco-a-gun Follow

do we ever talk about that time the sky turned blood-red and shadow the hedgehog's demon dad descended from on high to murder us all and we only barely survived

❤️‍🔥 songoose4evr Follow

shadow fixed it it's fine

🎮 n0cturnity

yeah that was like twelve apocalypses ago move on

🎆 robotniksbignaturals Follow

kinda wanted to bang black doom tbh

🖼 give-the-koco-a-gun Follow

THE DEVIL???? FROM THE BIBLE????

🎆 robotniksbignaturals Follow

yeah. move over gayboy i'm boutta be shadow's new dad

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🗑️ berrybarry

starting a conspiracy that time hasnt moved since 2006

🗑️ berrybarry

why the fuck was i shadowbanned after posting this

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🤡 clownfinite Follow

tfw you finally save up enough rings for ice cream and you go outside and get hit by swatbot pieces and the rings just go fuckin everywhere

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🔷 sonicinthewild

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🌌 h-o-l-o-l-y-n-x

so did y'all see that genesis wave or was it just me

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🆙 planetsgiantcrack Follow

the virgin tweeter "if you use a bad word in the same tweet as the word 'cream' you get obliterated off the site" vs this chad site of "i want to put knuckles back in a microwave"

💟 presidentyaoi Follow

BACK????

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⬜️ chao-and-wisps-4-ever-so-cute-2 Follow

ok posting my first fanart to this site pls be nice! <3

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🌔 emeraldfwuitgummy Follow

why does tails look like he's always about to say "it fucken WIMDY"

🦊 miles-prower-official

Hello, @emeraldfwuitgummy!

I actually quote that image on a constant basis! Sonic thinks it's hilarious every time. He's quite the fan of memes, and it's nice to get a laugh out of him!

Formally,

Dr. Miles "Tails" Prower, PHD

🌔 emeraldfwuitgummy Follow

SO WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT TAILS WAS ON THIS FUCKING SITE OR--

🏅 iwishhumanswerereal Follow

do. do you not know he created tailblr. dude it's in the name lmao

🌔 emeraldfwuitgummy Follow

he

WHAT

🍭 milfwisp Follow

didn't eggman invent this site???

🪫 veganswatbot

THE EGG ABANDONED SCRAMBLR IN ITS TIME OF NEED AND THE FOX RAISED US FROM THE ASHES. YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT HIM

🦊 miles-prower-official

Hello, @milfwisp and @veganswatbot!

Very good question! This site was Eggman's until I ate his bones. Thank you for engaging! :D

Formally,

Dr. Miles "Tails" Prower, PHD

🌔 emeraldfwuitgummy Follow

YOU

WHAT

🌭 sonicsays

what's not clicking

#long post / #sonic the hedgehog #sonicverse #sth #sonicedit #mine #unreality / #unreality #long post #<< trying different tags here cause ppl are telling me the first attempt wasnt working

[marimo-o]

just got stung by a wasp for the first time. betrayed

#in all seriousness it doesnt feel nice and it's at a kids bday party i dont wanna be at and i was promised an early escape that isnt herrle #(cousin who has her own car and drivers license) #so im really not living la vida loca rn #shocking number of yellowjackets at this gathering #(landed on the inside of my knee) (felt like a gnat) (hates feeling of bugs i cant see crawling on me) (doesnt wanna look neurotic #checking my legs for bugs all over 24/7) (closes my knees to try and crush the small bug) (poke) (not a gnat) (owch) #(baking soda slurry on my leg) (adults who misgender me constantly on all sides) (still burns like a motherfucker) #(some problems apple juice and baking soda and childrens benadryl [this kid is Young] cant solve) #personal #the moss mumbles #EVERYONE KEEPS CALLING THEM BEES THEYRE NOT BEES!!!! A BEE WOULDNT DO THIS TO ME I KNOW THAY