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He just wanted some chilli...

#sonic the hedgehog #merlina #sonic and the black knight

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chris and susie did this actually

i think susie should be chris's elementary school bully

#knuckles spoilers

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actually better idea. in sonic x canon chris goes to public school right. him and susie ended up in the same Rich Kid Private School as kids and chris was like "i will give you a bag of candy if you kick me down some stairs and convince my parents that i should go to public school and hang out with normal people for fucking once" and she was like "dude i'd sell you to satan for one corn chip it's a deal"

i think susie should be chris's elementary school bully

#susie barnes #chris thorndyke #knuckles spoilers

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i think susie should be chris's elementary school bully

#i say this as a fan of chris and prior victim of bullying in school. i think it would make the most sense for her to kill him in dodgeball #mine #knuckles spoilers #knuckles series #knuckles #susie barnes #chris thorndyke

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Tails on the Knuckles Series

#tails the fox #sonic cinematic universe #knuckles spoilers #knuckles

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anyway. now that knuckles is jewish. sonic forces: speed battle. you have released one shit billion christmas costumes. there are eight major and eight minor holidays in judaism. give knuckles some cute outfits. you have until friday to drop the designs on my desk

#sonic forces speed battle #sfsb #knuckles spoilers #knuckles the echidna #knuckles series #knuckles #mine

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I'm not the only person who's had the misfortune of seeing discourse claiming that Wendy is Zionist Propaganda, right? Like, I get keeping a critical eye on stuff Paramount makes 'cuz of that one pro-Israel statement they released a while back, but... Wade's family is *Jewish,* not *Israeli.* I can't say I'm not a bit worried that people are unable or unwilling to tell the difference...

From what i can tell– and, again, I'm goy, take my opinion with a grain of salt– there is literally only one (1) line that's a little sketch. All the rest of it is literally just the family... being Jewish and existing as Jewish people. The only line that was a lil yikes was when they mention that the mom used to be a "krav maga" instructor, specifically mentioning it's an Israeli martial art– whether it was for the IOF or regular self-defense training isn't stated. That was a little concerning, but me and the server did look it up and the show was written in 2022 and filmed in April 2023, so it wasn't a line added in response to, er, current events or anything. Maybe in poor taste but probably not added maliciously. Keeping the line in the scene with current events in mind was a shitty thing to do, definitely, though, not gonna deny that.

But the lines that I'm specifically seeing people bitch about are... the ones about Jewish people having suffered in the past? Which. Yeah guys. They have. A lot. They're not talking about Palestine they're talking about, like, the one shit billion times the Jewish people have been displaced, oppressed, etc. In a few minutes they're talking about the forty-year-time-out in the desert after Moses's fuckup. A good chunk of Jewish holidays can be boiled down to "they tried to kill us, we survived, let's eat." Saying "Jewish people suffered in the past" is not zionist propaganda, it's. literally true.

Adam Pally is actually Jewish, and probably either requested the character details or it was added with him as an inspo. I think people are just on edge cause Paramount has showed support for Isr-el in the past. We just got news a few hours ago that the CEO of Paramount just got kicked, though, so maybe we have hope for a change?

#knuckles spoilers #politics

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Tails is also aware of being grounded means and it's not like he has parents back on his planet, so it's funny to imagine him watching Sonic continually get grounded in between adoptions

Tails watching Sonic get grounded for trying to skydive out of the window: wow this episode of Some Guy's Life is so fucking tense

#knuckles spoilers

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as much as i crave verbal brother acknowledgement, it was probably a good call for sonic to only call tails and knuckles his roommates if the latter really is elise

you guys remember when we were joking about knuckles in the bg of the sonelise kiss like "it shoulda been me" well apparently they were taking notes

#knuckles spoilers

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okay but barry replacing wade in the low budget rock opera sounds like the funniest shit ever

barry should be in everything ever actually

#knuckles spoilers

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:?

i like to believe this is my fault

#knuckles spoilers

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"I know this man. He's no great warrior." "Neither were you when we first met." HE WAS A TODDLER YOU DICK

I KNOW RIGHT. LIKE OK GRANDPA WARCRIMS

#knuckles spoilers

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For fancasts, i'd personally love to see silver voiced by micheal cera

i do want pete capella to return since he's been championing it but if he cant do it for some reason. zeno robinson

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For fancasting Cream and Charmy, I'd like it if they were voiced by actual little kids

YESSSS SAME

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Literally why does no one specifically bring up Tails as a threat, he's the one with his own death machines

honestly i dont think they know that. jojo, rachel and maddie stole his backpack before he got captured and i doubt they told GUN where they got the weapons. everyone was barely paying attention to the mobians during the final battle cause eggman had a death robot. i think they might just think he's like a baby fox who cant do shit. and then one day he's gonna shoot a laser out of his backpack at them

#knuckles spoilers

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Oh my god, Eda Clawthorne herself as Rouge is such a fucking great choice

she would slay ngl

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on the phone with cori ( @birdsareblooming ) and she just reminded me that little nas x should voice vector

Any sonic movie fancasts? I like the one of Wendy Malick as Rouge

IF we're fancasting celebrities/film actors and not the og VAs,

rouge - catherine zeta-jones

amy - kitana turnbull

tikal - madeleine madden

blaze - kelly marie tran. did you hear this bitch in raya she can fucking RULE this town

those are the only ones i'm passionate about. uuuh i guess zendaya did a decent kath soucie impression in space jam 2 so she can go for sally

oh i think that tekno the canary should be here and voiced by one of those queens from derry girls

and the last one is jenny slate as sticks, SOLELY so that she and sonic can do the "don't be suspicious" scene