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dragonitepaw · 1 month

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Hi! I love your super paper Mario AU, could you tell us more about it?

Waaaah Im glad you like it 🥹 i havent got too much on it as of right now but I have plans to develop it more once ive finished my uni project !!

as right now though here are some of the details/character roles:

Mario - Kirby Luigi - Bandee Bowser - Dedede Peach - either Tiff/Fumu (from the anime) or potentially Adeleine I haven't decided on that yet, originally i went straight for Fumu but i got a comment saying Adeleine would be a great fit too !! it all depends on whether i wanna include anime characters or not

Count Bleck - Meta Knight Tippi/Timpani - Galacta Knight (its their love story bc metagala forever 🫶) Nastasia - Sailor Dee O'chunks - Mace Knight Mimi - Javelin (the other meta-knights would be present too but have less of a role in the story as those 3)

Dimentio - Marx ^^^ originally i was gonna have vul as dimentio as i wanted all of count bleck's minions to be the meta-knights, but it also makes sense for the one non meta-knight character to be the one to betray them and marx just fits perfectly thematically >:)

as a little extra Merlon would be Morpho Knight which is my explanation for why Galacta Knight appears as a pixl butterfly, Morpho having the butterfly motif is my justification for the sense around galacta being their own butterfly that isnt just the morpho butterfly :)

okay now with characters done with,, the general narrative is the same destroying the world after galacta/tippi is "gone" but more fit around the ancients and heroes of yore lore being the driving point for meta and galacta meeting and forming a bond which then leads to the events of the game:

Meta's family (the tribe of darkness) were responsible for trying to end the world before using the dark prophecy (to make their own world and have the power to govern it) - meta being younger at this time had no say in what happened, Nightmare is the head of the family and the one who attempting to end the world (but thats not too important as nightmare plays no role in the main story anyways its just context).

The heroes of Yore (which includes Galacta as the hero of heart going off of my own personal hcs) were the ones to stop the family and strike some sort of deal that prevented them from using the dark prognosticus, saying if they were to try such a thing again then the heroes would be less merciful and banish the entire tribe away, knowing the heroes were more than powerful enough to live up to their threat the nightmare gave in, and the dark prognosticus was hidden away by the heroes to prevent the dark prophecy from being initiated once again.

Years down the line (much like in the original story) meta ends up getting injured and galacta comes across him, nursing him back to health. Meta didnt know about the heroes of yore and their threat to the family so wasnt aware of who galacta was, vice verca with galacta they werent aware meta was part of the tribe of darkness at the time. the two bond and eventually fall in love <3

Eventually nightmare finds out about and becomes enraged about his son and the enemy in such a relationship. He scolds meta and tells him not to go near Galacta again as the heroes 'ruined everything for them' and 'befriending them will only ever bring trouble to their family' in attempt to protect his son from them. however, meta doesn't listen as he's head over heels in love with Galacta at this point. In retaliation, Nightmare uses all of his magic to produce a strong spell to seal Galacta away in a crystal, in a far off dimension so Galacta and meta cannot meet again, as a way of protecting Meta and stopping any trouble from coming to their family.

Like in the original, Meta becomes devastated but enraged by the loss of Galacta, thinking they're dead and not seeing worth in a world without them. finding minions through the meta-knights and tracking down the dark prognosticus, Meta decides to bring about the dark prophecy and spawn the void, starting the beginning of the end.

Morpho comes across the crystal with galacta sealed within it. The amount of power needed to unseal them is a lot, and so Morpho not being powerful enough by themself, inwardly uses galactas life force alongside their own magical ability to unseal them, though this results in galacta becoming very weak and in order to save them, Morpho turns them into a pixl, and like tippi in the original story galacta loses all memory of who they were before being a pixl.

thats the main stuff i have for now which when looking over it,, is quite a bit 😅 there are still some aspects i need to adjust/change, the main one being the formation of the chaos heart bc if i have tiff/adeleine in peach's role i am not having them get forcefully married to king dedede 💀 for obvious reasons

^^ my initial thoughts are just having the chaos heart form from meta's pain and emotions, we will see i will be developing and thinking about it more once i have the free time :)

Thank you for the ask and I hope this was interesting to read :00

#kirby #meta knight #galacta knight #metagala #hoshi no kaabii #kirby au #nintendo #super paper mario #paper mario #count bleck #spm #timpani #tippi #blumiere

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klance-fics · 3 years

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Hmm got any recs for wrong number/texting fics?? 👀

i loooove those yes i have a bunch actually

i usually only post completed fics its like my rule but "this is so sad paladins form voltron" was discontinued. however klance happened in the fic before it got discontinued and its actually my fav so im adding it anyway

you never stood a chance

lance to hunk ♡

>i’m gonna fukin die hunk oh mygod i sent

>keith a work out selfie that i wan supposed to fcukin send to you and you know what it said

>”BET YOU WANNA LICK THESE NIPS”

>HUNK I WILL NEVE BE ABLE TO FCE HIM AGAIN I WANT TO DI E

(Or, Keith is beautiful, Lance has a crush, and there's lots of shirtless selfies)

teamwork makes the meme work

Allura creates a groupchat for the newfound members of the Gender-Sexuality Alliance club at Voltron University. Everything goes downhill from there.

Keith

Why was I never considered

Shiro

You know why.

Keith

For fuck’s sake

You shank a guy once and suddenly you’re “violent” and have “anger issues”

Pidge

keith you;re gonna make me piss my pantsnhdjkljdhjh

build a paper plane (to float to you)

“Would it make you feel better if I introduced myself to Shiro’s neighbours?”

“It would make me feel better if you had told me that you were going to be alone this winter break.” Lance grumbles lowly.

“I’m telling you now.”

Lance rubs his hand over his face, tries not to sound frustrated. “Why are you telling me now?”

Keith falters, thinks over his words. Lance bets he doesn’t know why he’s telling him now either. “Because I thought you should know.” He finally settles on. Because you can’t do anything about it.

In which Lance travels across 1,681 kilometers, sees the sky and the water meet for the first time, and falls in more ways than one.

voltron is a meme

Group Message to: Lance and +9 972-888-2022

Lance: shut the fuck up

+9 972-888-2022: i haven’t even said anything yet!

+9 972-888-2022: rude

Lance: PIDGE CAN’T MAKE PHONES

Lance: THAT’S NOT POSSIBLE OKAY

Pidge: say that to my face

Lance: if you can make HUNK a PHONE then you can make ME a PROPER FACE LOTION

Pidge: gdi lance lotion isn’t the same as technology

Lance: i fucking hate u

Lance: you CAN’T tell me you can build a phone out of nothing and not even make me a lotion

Pidge: i don’t even know what goes IN lotion

Pidge: i haven’t moisturized a day in my life

Lance: you Take That Back

In which Team Voltron canonically gets a group chat, Lance hates change, memes are sacred, and Keith and Lance's crushes are obvious to everyone except them.

This is So Sad Paladins Form Voltron

Princess: What is this Mario Kart?

gos: it’s a video game where you race one another in little cars

Dunce Dunce Revolution: excuSE ME

gos: not again

Dunce Dunce Revolution: did you just call mario kart a /video game/

Dunce Dunce Revolution: a mere /video game/?

Pidgeon: blocked and reported

Kogayne: never speak to me or my husband ever again

Kogayne removed gos from the chat

OR: a post season-7 chat fic because I couldn't find any

FEATURING: pining, of the klance, romellura, and adashatt varieties; wholesome family bonding; the MFes as well as our alien friends, and an unholy amount of memes.

it's actually mostly memes.

ladies and gentlemen we are rocking in space

LANCE

do u like the taste of spam, van kieu

because thats what ull get

1 glorious terabyte of def-not-garrison-approved viewing matl

every hour on d hour

KEITH

And now you’re blackmailing me. Wonderful.

Look, I’ll tell you, alright?

Not because your threat scares me, but because I’d like to cut this conversation as short as humanly possible.

LANCE

glad ur being so cooperative ;) ;)

Lance gets a new flight simulation partner. Lance makes a bunch of mixtapes. Lance falls in love?

Galaxy Garrison + texting au. For the Klance Zine!

Instructions Not Included

Keith glanced back toward the front door of his apartment, half hoping the cat’s owner or someone would suddenly bang on the door and give him an explanation. But the door remained silent, and Keith sighed, turning back to the cat. She was now licking her paws, seemingly completely unconcerned with her new environment.

“Don’t suppose you could explain what’s going on.”

The cat looked up at him, her gold eyes studying his, then she dipped her head and coughed up a hairball at Keith’s feet.

Keith wrinkled his nose. “Guess not.”

—

Keith ends up with an unexpected guest over the holidays.

you walked in, and i couldn't look away

Lance has a staring problem. Keith hates it and confronts him about it. Lance falls for him, literally, and then... they become sort-of friends.

Funky Lesbian changed group name “Voltrons bitches” to “Voltron is just furry propaganda”

The paladins of Voltron are on their way home. PIdge installed a texting / messaging system into their lions and now they can communicate on the way home.

Pidge did not think this through and now Lance keeps messaging about his crush on Keith.

Inspired by this tumblr post : I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

hello neighbor

[8:08 PM]: you’re at work at 8 at night? where do you work?

[8:08 PM]: why would i tell you that

and don’t say because we’re number neighbors

[8:09 PM]: UGHHH

i thought we were having a moment

[8:09 PM]: over what?? i know nothing about you

[8:09 PM]: well let’s change that shall we

the name’s lance

DID YOU REALLY JUST LEAVE ME ON READ

#klance #klance fic rec #vld lance #vld keith #lance mcclain #keith kogane #texting #texting au #messages au #humor #au: college/university #canon compliant

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paperpeachy · 4 years

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You have like… THE BEST fan interpretation of Mimi I’ve ever seen!!! I’ve been scrolling through your blog and she’s s,so pretty,,, I hope this is okay to ask but, how do you feel about the general headcanon that she’s a child? Yours looks so mature, it’s a nice change to see,,

omg hi anon!!! THANK u for the lovely compliment aaaaa honestly !! knowing ppl like my take on mimi means sm to me, she’s an important chara for me to get down EXACTLY the way i see her ❤❤❤ and yeas ! ofc i can talk abt it a bit! i actually have my own opinions on this so IM GLAD U ASKED!! (n im glad u think so 😌)

mimi’s a more challenging character when she’s depicted as an adult i think! she has origin stories that either way obvi indicate she didn’t have a good/normal upbringing. the fact that she can switch moods and faces so fast makes it seem like she’s juggling between doing her job and catching up w her lost childhood by acting like she’s still living it. especially since she’s so disingenuous abt it? “NYAAGHH!! YOU BROKE MY MOST FAVU VASE DOOFUSES!! YOU’LL PAY FOR THAT DUMMY GRR..!!!… ahem anyway u can earn rubees over there and ask me anything you need at my office there! ok get to work! thanx”

((i kinda talked more abt this ^ here!))

and i think she learnt v quick that this disposition can be put into use for whatever the count has planned for her, so she’s internalised a lot of it (in robo fashion 🤖) but like, even then she doesn’t sound that childish to me?? i feel like that gets mixed up w how polite she pretends to b sometimes. w the occasional ‘gee whiz, golly gee’ speech she has but. that’s mostly just paper mario vernacular- koops talks a bit like this too !

she’ll go from calling the heroes a bunch of meanie poo pee heads and then immediately go for the ‘are you gonna get your boyfriends to clean up this mess for you too? :)’ she’s so facetious abt it most the time, it’s hard to catch that thinly veiled bitterness but. it adds more to her character than just saying ‘she talks like a kid bc she is one’.

and like, by post-game, she isn’t even using her goofy ‘golly jeepers crimminy on a biscuit!’ speech much. she’s more lowkey after peach snaps her out of her ‘myehh ive lived my whole life like this, its not my fault waa!’ mentality. it all makes her such a flip floppy chara to analyse- which is good ! mimi’s entire backstory is based on how shrouded and unknown her identity is. we know the least about her and why she is.. who she is.

and like..just to back myself up here, there is canon dialogue that p much state she’s not a child. interned warns merlee and mimi that x question might stir up childhood trauma, referring to them being kids as past tense. there’s another question he’ll open up implying he (and the audience) are interested in both of the ladies’ type of guy, to which mimi will flirt back at him w. and OFC the whole option of confessing your love to her is right there for mario and peach to try at so ye.. rlly makes it seem shes like, of age to hear these kinds of things from adult charas.

. i realise i sound kinda upfront here omg im sorry if i sound defensive LOL ! i obvi have no beef w anyone who portrays her (or any other chara) differently!! she’s a nice n easy candidate for the spooky child trope- but i do feel like i need to get my point across that i personally and firmly don’t see her as one, since i know the general hc of her being adult squicks som ppl out, esp the more mature way i draw her and the ships i have for her etc.

i hope i answered this eloquently, anon x! i feel like i contradicted myself a few times explaining this but that’s just bc mimi acts contradictory, in a sense :’) tldr: i don’t agree w the hc, but all pm charas are written in a way for us to have our own fun w them so ! we!!

#paper mario #super paper mario #mimi #misc #asks #i hav more to say abt this so i might add on another day !!

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ahtohallan-calling · 4 years

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chapter 5 of don’t read the last page is here!

[kristanna / m / multichap / modern au with actress!anna and vetstudent!kristoff]

He’d put the phone down on the counter while he made breakfast, but now that his hands were free again he still didn’t pick it up; after their initial awkward phone call, they’d started FaceTiming instead, and as much as he loved seeing her face, he was really glad she couldn’t see his right now.

“And I was soo confused, so I started telling her, like, ‘Seriously, Honey, he’s got this amazing blond hair that you just like, want to touch all the time and these big brown eyes and little freckles and plus I’m pretty sure he’s kind of ripped and I—‘ Kristoff, I heard the microwave go off already. Are you hiding from me?”

“No,” he muttered, his face turning even redder.

chapter 5

day 1

Sven was just stumbling into the kitchen when Kristoff came in. He frowned, narrowing his eyes suspiciously.

“You look really happy for someone who just dropped off their girlfriend at the airport for a six-week trip,” he said, pouring a glass of chocolate milk.

“Not my girlfriend.”

“Not the important part of that sentence.”

Kristoff snagged the bottle and poured himself a cup. “This is mine, by the way, so you owe me.”

“Fine, I’ll buy toilet paper l-- no, I know you, Bjorgman, you’re trying to distract me.”

Sven narrowed his eyes further, fixing Kristoff with a hard stare. He tried to look as innocent as possible as he went to rummage through the fridge, but then he remembered the way Anna had clung to him, the feel of her little hands in his hair, the press of her lips against--

“Oh my god! You kissed her!”

Kristoff stood, not bothering to hide his smile anymore. “Well, technically, she kissed me.”

“I fucking called it, man, I knew you wouldn’t be able to hold off that much longer.”

“We really did try.”

“You didn’t even make it a week, my guy,” Sven said amiably, meandering into the living room. “You tried harder at Mario Kart the other night. Which, by the way, I know you lost on purpose so Anna could win.”

Kristoff considered arguing, but then his phone lit up with a text from Anna, so instead he grinned and walked away to the sound of Sven sighing dramatically. “I heard that buzz! I know it’s her! Jesus, I’d say get a room, but--”

Kristoff didn’t hear the rest as he shut his bedroom door.

kris!! theres wifi i can text you

Im in first class look

That’s crazy

They gave you champagne this early in the morning?

supposed to be for mimosas

but it’s like 5 o clock somewhere

specifically romania so

That jet lag is going to be rough.

How long is your flight?

10 hrs to london then 3 to bucharest💀

but i think my seat turns into a bed so ill try to sleep

theres sooooo many movies tho!

omg theyre bringing more snacks….i feel like a movie star already

You kind of are.

havent made the movie yet!!

oh the director is here he wants to talk ttyl

---

day 4

For some reason, her hands were shaking as they hovered over the green button. “Just do it, Anna,” she muttered to herself. “It’s just Kristoff. He told you to call.”

Thanks to the time difference and long flights, it had taken most of two days to even get here, and on her first full day in Romania she’d been so overwhelmed with the film set and meeting her co-star Adam and talking to the directors and producers and costumers and cameramen that she’d completely crashed the moment she’d gotten back to her hotel room. She’d woken up in the middle of the night and sent Kristoff a quick text apologizing for not calling; he’d responded almost immediately, reassuring her that it was fine and to just call him the next day. At a reasonable hour, he’d made sure to add, not at 2 A.M. Go back to sleep.

She had, and then she’d nearly missed her alarm and hadn’t had time to call him in the morning, and then she’d been filming her first scene and been so overwhelmed by all of that that now it was nearly six o’clock, and it was the first time she’d gotten to look at her phone all day.

He’d texted her once at around 9 A.M. her time. Good luck today! You’ll kill it. Her heart had done a funny little flip at the message, simple as it was; every time she thought of Kristoff, it didn’t feel quite real, like it was just a daydream she would wake up from, but here it was, concrete proof that even literally halfway around the world-- more than halfway, actually-- he was still thinking of her, still caring about her.

The remembrance of that was what finally gave her the courage to hit call. She felt too nervous to FaceTime him, especially considering she was already in sweatpants and halfway through eating a bowl of pasta on her bed. He picked up on the third ring, sounding breathless for some reason.

“Hey! Anna! How are you?”

“I’m, um, I’m good! How are you? You sound kind of...out of breath?”

“Oh, yeah, you caught me at the gym, so I--”

“Oh! I’m so sorry, let me hang up and--”

“No, don’t! I’m almost done, just--”

There was a quick beep in the background, and a whirring noise she hadn’t noticed until now stopped. “Okay, sorry, we’re good.”

She couldn’t help but imagine what he looked like right now, with his hair hanging in his eyes and sweat dripping down his very well-muscled--

“Anna? You there?”

He’d just asked her something, but she’d been too busy daydreaming to catch it. Maybe it really was for the best she hadn’t gone for FaceTime; she probably would have been struck speechless at the sight of him. “Sorry, I was just-- sorry. Um. What did you say?”

He laughed softly. “I asked how your first day of filming went.”

“Oh! It was good, really good, actually. We filmed that scene I auditioned with, actually. They changed the bit about the cowboy boots.”

“Thank god. I don’t know anything about movies, but I know that was awful.”

“Oh, yeah, Adam-- that’s who’s playing Jesse-- he said they’d have to double his paycheck if they wanted him to say shit like that, and then we kind of improv-ed something else and it went really well.”

“That’s awesome!”

Anna felt herself blushing, just barely, at the sound of the genuine pride in his voice. “It was, um, it was nothing, really.”

“So how’s all of it going? Are the...um...honestly, I don’t know who all is involved in making movies. But are the other people nice?”

“Yeah! I really like the girl who does my hair and makeup, her name’s Honey. Isn’t that cute?”

Kristoff laughed; she could hear him starting the car in the background. Anna bit her lip. “Oh-- did you get to shower?”

“I will at home, don’t worry. Anyway--”

“You need to focus on driving? Yeah, I totally get it, seriously. Bye!”

She hit the red button and quickly dropped her phone. Her heart had been pounding the whole time; god, she was really out of practice with this whole thing. Embarrassment swept over her, and she buried her face in her knees; how the hell was this going to work when she was too self-conscious to talk to him for more than five minutes? God, she’d be lucky if he ever bothered to call her again after this.

To her surprise, the phone buzzed only a moment later. She debated picking it up for a long moment, then decided to go ahead and rip the bandaid off and snatched it up.

Just FYI, I was feeling really nervous, too. Want me to call you back after I get home and shower?

For some reason, tears started to fill her eyes as she typed a response.

yes please :)

She showered, too, taking her time as she let the hot water work its magic on the tension in her shoulders, drawing in slow, deep breaths to steady herself. It wasn’t that every guy she’d ever dated had been bad, per se, just that it had been quite a long time since she’d been with someone who made her feel this nervous and excited and terrified and joyful all at once-- actually, now that she thought about it, she didn’t know if she’d ever liked someone else this much right off the bat. Since coming to L.A. almost two years ago, she’d had a string of bad luck with men, and it was strange readjusting to the notion that one would want to talk to her as much as she wanted to talk to him, that he actually wanted to hear about her day, that he saw right through all her embarrassing little defense mechanisms and somehow knew just what to say to make her feel better. Of course they knew each other, but this was something different, something more, as if she didn’t even have to say something for him to understand.

Her phone buzzed again ten minutes after she got out of the shower; with a smile, she picked it up.

“Hey, Kris.”

“Hey, Anna.”

“Ready to try again?”

“With you? Always.”

---

day 9

“So I was telling her, like, ‘I wish I had a recent picture of him to show you because he’s like, super super hot.’ And she kind of made this face and was like ‘that won’t make a difference.’”

“No,” he muttered, his face turning even redder.

Anna giggled. “Then show me your face.”

He did so reluctantly; to his surprise, she didn’t laugh. “Kris, you know you are, like, super handsome, right? Seriously.”

“I’m, um, I’m just gonna—“

“I mean it. Like I get why you’re feeling shy about it and stuff but just know that, okay?”

He only nodded, feeling a little better, although his face was still heated. Anna, knowing when to leave well enough alone, smiled at him and continued her story. “Anyway, I told her all that and she just started laughing, and finally when I was done she was like ‘Anna, I’m gay’. And so then I showed her a picture of my sister, and I’m just saying, when we’re back in LA, we’re definitely doing a double date.”

—-

day 15

She didn’t know why she felt so nervous about telling him about it. She’d already texted him that morning telling him what scenes they were filming, and it wasn’t like it had meant anything; it was just part of the movie, and Adam was married anyway— but then again, it wasn’t that part that had really been bothering her. She still wasn’t sure until she was explaining it all to Kristoff, forcing herself to maintain eye contact as she held up her phone inside the blanket nest she’d constructed on her bed.

“And like, he and I are good friends now, so that at least made it easier. And we were all in character and stuff, so, you know, it felt right, and then they started the fake snow going and we just did it, you know?”

“Uh-huh,” Kristoff said, his voice neutral.

“That like— this doesn’t bother you, right?” she asked quickly. “Because seriously, it didn’t mean—“

“Anna, I know. This is literally your job, I’m not jealous or anything. But please tell me if I ever make you feel like I’m mad or something, because I’m seriously not.”

She let out the breath she’d been holding. “I— I know. I just...wanted to make sure. Because it still, like...still felt weird to me, you know? And I can’t figure out why.”

He nodded thoughtfully. “Have you done this before? Like, stage kissing and stuff?”

“Oh, yeah, lots of times. But this time felt kind of different. I just don’t know why.”

He considered it for a moment, looking so thoughtful she couldn’t help but smile, feeling a little flutter in her chest at the thought that he really and truly cared about helping her figure this out. “Enough about me, though, tell me about that crazy to-go order you texted me about. Did you end up getting to see the person who’d ordered it?”

They talked for so long Anna lost track of time, until she yawned so widely Kristoff stopped talking mid-sentence.

“Anna, what time is it there?”

“Um...close to eleven?”

“What time did you get up this morning?”

“...four.”

He laughed softly. “Get some sleep. I’ll talk to you again tomorrow morning, okay?”

She wanted to argue, but honestly she’d been fighting to keep her eyes open for the last half hour. “Night, Kris.”

“Night, Anna. Sweet dreams.”

He said that every night, but the way he’d smiled tonight— she was thinking about it until long after she’d hung up her phone and closed her eyes. Then, suddenly, she sat upright and snatched it up again, typing furiously.

figured it out...before, there’s never been someone i ACTUALLY wanted to kiss instead

I wish it had been me, too.

—

day 21

hey kris!!! sorry i know it’s the middle of the night there so i hope this doesn’t wake you up but i set an alarm on my phone for the exact time and as of like 10 seconds ago we’re halfway there!!!!!!! 😊😊😊

To her surprise, a response came just a few minutes later.

:) Knew we could do this.

—

day 23

“I got my class schedule today.”

“Yeah? Show me!”

He held it up awkwardly to the camera, and she squinted at it. “Oh, wow, that’s a lot of blocks. Are you still going to work at Starbucks?”

“Yeah, I’ve been there the whole time I’ve been in school. Just work less hours on weekdays, usually pick up some early morning weekend shifts.”

“Oh, that sucks.”

He shrugged. “It works out. I, uh, I’ve got some scholarships that cover most of my tuition, so then it’s, y’know. Rent money and stuff.”

Anna frowned, feeling suddenly acutely aware of how much money she was making for a lot less work. “Will you have, like...any free time?”

“Oh, yeah, of course,” he said quickly, suddenly sounding nervous. “I promise I’ll still have time to hang out with you and stuff, just--”

“No, no that’s like-- shit, that’s not what I meant, Kris, I mean I kind of did but like-- I’m not trying to like, pressure you or--”

“No, I get it, I--”

“No, I mean like school is way important and you like--”

“Seriously, when I say we can--”

Anna took a deep breath. “Okay. You talk first.”

“I, um. I don’t want you to think, like, I won’t make time for you or something, though. Um-- that was all.”

She smiled, wishing she could be there in person; it was so much easier to reassure him when she could just squeeze his hand. “Seriously, that’s not what I meant. I was just worried about you, ‘cause that’s, like, a lot of stress. So if there’s anything I can do to like, help or whatever, just...just let me know. Like...with anything.”

“Seriously, I think it’ll help a ton to just have a pretty girl keeping me company while I study.”

She felt her cheeks turn pink. “What if I end up wanting to distract you?”

Now she wasn’t the only one blushing.

---

day 30

“Miss you.”

“Miss you, too.”

Tonight, there wasn’t really anything else to say.

—-

day 34

He’d stopped leaving his phone on silent overnight; it was silly, really, but he always had a tiny fear that maybe something would happen over in Romania while he was asleep, and maybe Anna would need to reach him, and there probably wouldn’t be anything he could actually do...but still.

Despite that, though, it still took a lot to wake him, so when his phone went off one night close to three in the morning, he nearly missed the call. “Hello?” he mumbled sleepily, putting it to his ear.

He heard a familiar little giggle. “It’s FaceTime, Kris. I’m sorry to wake you up, I just-- I really wanted you to see this.”

“Oh-- hang on.” He fumbled for his glasses on the nightstand, sliding them on and blinking blearily at the screen. “Um...where are you? I just see, like...the ceiling?”

“Oh-- that’s cause I gave my phone to Honey, just a second, and she’ll show you.”

The phone was lifted up suddenly by a pretty woman with bronze skin and dark hair thrown up into a bun. “Nice to meet you, Anna’s boyfriend.”

He wondered if she could see him blush even in the dark room. “Nice to meet you, too.”

“Okay, okay, I’m ready!” he heard Anna chirp from somewhere. “Turn the camera!”

Honey did with a laugh, and Kristoff sat upright, his eyes wide. Anna was in a deep blue ballgown that fit perfectly to her torso before flaring out into a long, shimmery skirt. Her hair was down, set in curls that shone especially bright against the dark color of the gown, and she was smiling so brightly he thought his heart was going to burst.

“You look beautiful, baby,” he said, half-convinced he was still dreaming.

She was quiet for a moment, and then he realized she was blushing bright red. He heard Honey giggle, and then the phone was being handed back over to Anna. “You’ve never called me that before.”

“What, beautiful? I definitely--”

“No, I--” Her blush deepened. “Kris, are you wearing a shirt?”

He glanced down. “Oh-- uh, no, I’m not. Sorry, I didn’t think you’d be able to see without the lights--”

A mischievous glint was twinkling in her eye. “Trust me, Bjorgman, there’s nothing to apologize for.”

Now he was blushing, too. “Um-- so you’ve got to be filming something special today, right?”

“Yeah, the big ballroom scene. I just...I really love this dress, and the way Honey did my hair and stuff, and I, um...I wanted you to see.”

He smiled softly. “I’m glad. You really do look so, so beautiful.”

She opened her mouth to say something else, but then he heard Honey call, “Hey, Anna, say bye to the boyfriend, they want you on set in five.”

Anna turned back to the camera, looking suddenly nervous. “Kris, are you my boyfriend?”

“Do you want me to be?”

“Yeah.”

He grinned, no longer sleepy. “Okay.”

Anna laughed. “Okay?”

“Hey, it’s still the middle of the night, and I’m still kind of speechless after seeing you in that dress. Cut me some slack.”

“Go back to bed. Sorry I woke you up.”

He yawned. “I’m not.”

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day 40

“Look! All packed!” She grinned, turning her phone quickly around the room to show off her only slightly overstuffed suitcases. “And ready to come home!”

“Do you think you’ll miss it?”

“No, I mean...it’s beautiful and all here, but it’s still not home.”

Kristoff grinned at that. “You still want me to pick you up from the airport?”

“Um, is that even a question?”

He laughed. “Just making sure! I mean, six weeks is a long time, don’t know if you got tired of me.”

“Kristoff, the second I get back to LA, I’m like, jumping on you again and kissing the fuck out of you.”

He waggled his eyebrows. “And then?”

She could tease him, too. “And then you’d better hurry the hell up and take me back to your apartment so I can show you how much I missed you.”

“....Jesus Christ. Why does waiting two more days suddenly feel so much longer than the other forty?”

#3k words this time #yay yay yay #drtlp #my fics

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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 5 years

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Corrupted Memories Pt.2

-Several months into Smash Bros Ultimate's Tourney Opening-

Luminary: Finally! We're actually able to participate in the tournament now! I've awaited this day for so long!

Banjo: Congrats buddy I wish you the best of luck out there! Guh-huh!

Luminary: Thanks Banjo!

Banjo: I bet everyones gonna be obesessing over you like they did Joker aswell. You'll be talked about for weeks.

Luminary: Wouldn't that be great!

Kazooie: Please! As if anyones gonna care about you! They'll forget about you after one day. The real stars here will be me & Banjo.

Banjo: Kazooie don't be rude!

Kazooie: I'm just being truthful Banjo. And the truth must hurt!

Bandana Dee, blows on a loud horn: Attention! You are now amidst the presence of the great King Dedede! Heed his excellence.

King Dedede: Please Dee you needn't praise me so I am just like any other.

Bandana Dee: No way sir! You are far too great not to be complimented.

King Dedede: Surely you jest.

Bandana Dee: I jest you not my king.

They continued rabbling on for at least ten minutes.

Serena: Well this is...Long.

Bonny Janet: Oi! Do yer cunts plan on tellin' wha' yer fookin ere fer!?

Bandana Dee: How dare you insult my king in such a distasteful attitude.

Bonny Janet: Yer fookin' wha' mate!?

King Dedede: No no no! Dee, do not engage with this one she scares me.

Bandana Dee: Well at least the one next to her seems nice.

King Dedede: NO! She's even scarier!

Serena waved at them both.

Bandana Dee: Riiiiiiiiiiight... ...Anyway if I could gather all your attention please. Everyone at the mansion is being given the oppurtunity to go on a magnificent trip that of which is being set up by your great King Dedede.

Sonic: Really? I have a whole vocabulary of words to describe Dedede & great is not one of them.

King Dedede: HEY! Do you wanna go on the trip or not!?

Sonic: Ok my bad! Shutting up now!

King Dedede: Thank you.

Joker: Where are we even going Dedede?

King Dedede: Well I'm glad you asked such a valid question Ren my messy haired friend. We are going to Planet Popstar!

Everyone: REALLY!? Awesome!

Samus: NO WAY! HELL NO AM I GOING TO THAT HELL SPAWN OF A PLANET!

Joker: You don't like Popstar?

Samus: It's inhabitants are adorable and cute. Great people.

Joker: Then why don't you like it there?

Samus: I'm glad you asked my kind friend Ren... ...EVERY EVIL THING ON THAT DAMN PLANET IS EXTREMELY OVERPOWERED!!!

King Dedede: Well we've got hellspawn repellent.

Samus: Really? Where?

King Dedede: There he is. (Points at Kirby)

Samus: Fine. But I still don't give a shit. I ain't risking my life going on some trip.

King Dedede: Coward.

Samus: The fucked you say to me!?

King Dedede: Nothing. Nothing. Not a word has exited my mouth.

Samus, turned to walk away.

King Dedede: Bitch.

Dedede was then found dangling from the cieling battered and bruised.

Samus: So yeah I'll stay here with Dharkon, Galeem & the hands.

Joker: Why aren't they going?

Bandana Dee: Galeem & Dharkon couldn't be bothered, though I swear they're just scared. And Master & Crazy have gotta watch over the mansion.

Link: Well I don't know about ya'll. But I'm freakin' ready as hell!

Samus: NO NO NO! You sure as hell ain't goin' Legolas!

Link: ... ... ...WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME STARSHINE!?

Samus: Because I love you & I won't let some Eldritch abomination eat you alive. Besides, don't you wanna get up to all kinds of "trouble" with me while they're away?

Link: ... ... ... :3 You have successfully swayed my mind.

King Dedede: Gross.

-In another room-

Mario: ... ... ...Rosa could you run that by me again I think I'm a bit lost?

Luigi: Yeah me to.

Rosalina, pointing at a whole essay worth of papers & images on a bulletin board: As you see! I have been setting up a scheme of super elaborate information and details about my past and how it has involved Dedede. Because I have within the past 4 years that someone or something has caused Dedede to forget everything he used to know about me & how much I affected his life at my youth. So while we are on this trip to Popstar, I will try using the activities that are evident within these photographs to attempt to rejog his memory. You got that?

Mario: Question...Why does he have to remember you?

Luigi: Yeah can't you just be friends with him & just leave it at that?

Rosalina: NO! HE WAS MY FIRST EVER FRIEND! I DON'T WANT TO BE CONSIDERED NUMBER I DON'T EVEN KNOW!

Mario: Well I guess if that's your goal we wish you the best of luck!

Rosalina: Thank you.

-Later-

King Dedede: GET READY SMASHERS! CAUSE IT'S MAGIC TIME! Meta Knight if you would be so kind as to bring the Halberd please.

Meta Knight: Yes sire. Alright it should be here any minute--

It appeared behind them loudly startling everyone.

Meta Knight: ...Now.

Bandana Dee: Ok everyone. Make sure once you've gotten inside the ship you have full awareness of your own belongings. And if there are any people with travel sickness. You get to hang out with the captain.

Meta Knight: I'm sorry what. I am not going to act as entertainment to anyone if I'm flying.

Bandana Dee: Aww. Then it looks like poor Lucas is gonna be scared & in pain this whole flight.

Meta Knight: ... ... ...Damn you Dee. Fine I'll allow it.

Joker: Let's get going! Im so excited!

Samus: See ya guys don't get into too much trouble.

Sonic: We could say the same to you and Link. No?

Samus: I'll kill you when you get back you know that?

Sonic: I guess that's a yes.

Galeem: Lol. Have fun dying.

Rosalina, in her head: Alright Rosa. You've got this girl. All you've gotta do is not screw it all up. And everything will go accordingly.

Rosalina: LET'S DO THIS!!!

To Be Continued<<

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justice-the-pandisaster · 5 years

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The King fumbled, awkwardly placing his crown above his head. His movements were jagged, uncoordinated for someone of his age.

His fingers creased against the crown, slowly realeasing the metal and let it gently plop against cold white hair. He could feel his fingers creak, moving them slowly as he gently uncreased his shirt.

It was....Difficult being human again, a strange mix between being a ghost and human. Physically he looked like a ghost, nigh transparent to most people.

But he could feel, he could touch and most importantly.

"Bowser what the fuck is this!?" he yelled, turning awkwardly in a frazzle.

His legs locked up as he tried to stumble forward, he nearly tripped if it wasnt for his Dragon friend.

Bowser grumbled, putting his own paper down.

"Whats wrong?" Bowser grumbled out a soft sigh, obviously both annoyed and tired.

"Whats this?????" King Boo scrambled, tapping at his chest in timed intervals. "Why is it doing this????"

Bowser quirked an eyebrow, placing a large forefinger on the Kings chest. He waited a few seconds, an annoyed exoression coming back to his face quickly.

"It's your fucking Heartbeat dumbass." He let the Boo go, letting the half human fall onto the floor with a shriek. "Your body is emulating a humans to blend in easier. Its what it does."

"Why is it beating like that??? I didnt notice it earlier." He sat up, letting his body lock into natural movements he forgot how to do long ago. "I have felt this heartbeat with love but i am not scared??"

Another heavy sigh.

"Youre nervous." Bowser rolled his eyes, turning away from the Boo. "Usually that happens on a first date."

Immediately, the King straightened awkwardly, a self concious smile gracignhis face.

"Me? Nervous?" he struck an awkwardly heroic pose, his arm striking high. "I am a King, i am King Boo! I do not get nervous over silly things like dates!"

"Uh-hu, im sure Luigi loves an overconfident date." King Boo winced at the sarcasm dripoing from his friends tone. "You should totally go with that, lets see how quick he is to make an excuse and leave."

"Dont jinx me, will you?" King Boo huffed, turning away with a blue blush rising to his cheeks. "I dont want to screw this up."

He heard a light knock, glancing as Bowsers hand hovered against the wooden table. A smile graced his features, his hand mimicking the movement Bowser made.

He was glad his friend was supoorting him.

"WAIT HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS LUIGI!? I NEVER EVEN SAID HIS NAME!?"

"Peach knows everything Boo." Bowser laughed. "Oh by the way, she said Luigi has a love for Lillies, feel free to pick those up whenever you get the chance. He also prefers Sushi over Italian."

With an outrageous huff, Boo began to stomp away, but already keeping the two peices of info in mind as he planned his route. He paused at the door, grinning mischievously.

"Ill be sure to tell Mario~ you want to see him again soon~." Boo cooed, runnig out as he heard Bowser sputtering in disbelief, a roar echoing his laughter.

#Luigi #King boo #Bouigi #Boouigi #Bowser #Mario #Fucking hell #Im only posting this here so it doesnt get lost in messages #Lol #Leave me alone XDD

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blookmallow · 4 years

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paper mario adventures, wherein a very troubling turn of events occurs

so we went on a tangent to retrieve An Unknown Object bobby was convinced could be used to save olivia, which turned out to be the severed fuse of his deceased friend which is pretty morbid in itself, but then he uses said fuse to activate his own explosive capabilities, being a bomb and all

kabOOM

hes dead, olivia

fsdjg THIS IS SO DRAMATIC HES A BOBOMB ITS THEIR THING

wait is he actually fucking dead

i M SO FUCKIGN CONFUSED I FIGURED HE JUST LANDED SOMEWHERE WEIRD AND WE’D FIND HIM LATER?? BOBOMBS EXPLODE ALL THE TIME I HAD A BOBOMB FRIEND IN THOUSAND YEAR DOOR AND HE DID ALL KINDS OF EXPLOSIONS AND HE WAS FINE

WHY THE FUCK DID IT KILL HIM

WHY IS NINTENDO MAKING ME CONSIDER THE IMPLICATIONS OF A SPECIES LITERALLY DESIGNED TO EVENTUALLY, INEVITABLY, DIE BY SUICIDE

im still not convinced he isnt just gonna show up somehow later but did nintendo seriously just put “lovable companion chooses to sacrifice himself in a suicidal explosion to save someone else” in this fuckign mario game

immediately after witnessing his friend’s horrific fiery suicide, still wracked with grief and misplaced guilt, mario finds a silly little boot car that go vroom vroom

WHO STOLE THE SUN

look at that funky tower guy. love it

ooOOOH

legit miss this look so much lmao im glad we (later, eventually) got the sun back and all but

uh. you do that

olivia i wish i had your optimism and zest for life

I TIMED THIS WRONG

#lucy plays origami king #scooby dooby queue

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ritingsandwramblings · 7 years

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(For the risky asks) -do you drink water with or without ice in it? -if you draw or write, (please) show some of your really old work -whats something thats made you laugh recently? (If you dont wanna answer these thats totally ok!!)

Im a pretty open book so I'm cool answering these haha. And all my old writing is online somewhere for anyone to find so feel free to go read some!! It's all shit and all phanfics but idk if you're into shitty phanfics my wattpad is wattpad.com/dearevanphansen and has all my old fics and some cringy still shitty newer fics. So I actually always drink water with ice as I am a white privileged princess who won't drink room temperature water. It's so weird and warm to me. I can deal with cold bottled water or cold water from the fridge without ice, but I won't drink tap water without ice. It tastes weird and gross and once again I'm a white privileged princess. So ik I have old drawings somewhere but here are links to all my old cringy fics First fic ever published: a Luke Hemmings fic (5SOS) called Poisoned Hearts (bc I'm emo asf): http://my.w.tt/UiNb/SoPdYjpDdEMy first phanfic called When Two Poles Collide (every time I read the name I used to read it to the tune 'when both our cars collide' from Helena by mcr lmao I was an emo fuck): http://my.w.tt/UiNb/ttdE8YtDdEMy first (phan) imagine called My Eyes Had Begun To Fade With Lost Hope While Yours Brightened With Love bc that's hella emo and edgy and jfc I had a thing for long ass titles that could probably be a fall out boy song title lmao (actually low key still proud of this but I only remember the plot not how shitty it's written so it's probably actually really bad lmao): http://my.w.tt/UiNb/4UncSaCDdEMy first fic on tumblr:Dan POV: I say waiting for Phil to return to our game. We were in the middle of a round of Mario Kart when his phone rang, both of us groaning at having to pause in the middle of the race. I hear bits and prices from Phil’s end of he phone, including “why me?”, “nonono I’d probably end up killing him!”, and “but he hates me and I’m not good handling him!” I finally heard Phil groan and reluctantly agree to whatever was wing asked and hang up. He walked back into the lounge, obviously grumpy.  “What was that all about?” I questioned, a bit worried by his expression. “That was my aunt, he wants me to babysit her son this evening so she can go out,” he grumbles. “Oh. Can’t anybody else do it?”  “No. Apparently she asked others but they all had excuses. Sick, not home, whatever they could think of I’m sure. And she’s a cheapskate, so she’s not gonna pay somebody to watch him.” “Well he can’t be /that/ bad! How old is he?” I try lightening his mood, only to fail.  “Almost two. But he’s way to hyper. He never likes to sleep, or clean up after himself, but he insists on playing all day and making a huge mess!” Phil’s venting about the child now.  “Well, it’s alright. I’ll help you watch him!” I offer, speaking before thinking about it. “Really!?” He seems both excited and shocked.  “Of course! This is obviously stressing you and I hate seeing you stressed, so why not,” I lean forward and peck his lips, “How bad can it be, right?” ~~~~~~Later That Day~~~~~ “This is complete mayhem! How can one small child create such ruckus!?!” I yell to Phil as we sit with our backs to the door locked inside my bedroom, “Especially a toddler!” Phil runs his fingers through his already messed up fringe ad shrugs.  “How the hell are we gonna control him!?” He fusses as the small footsteps run up and down our hallway. We brainstorm for a moment before I come up with something. “Mario! Every kid likes Mario Kart!” I yell excited. Phil kisses my lips. “Dan, you’re a genius.” I beam at his comment. We slowely unlock the door and peek our heads out. The hallway is clear, the noise of the small child comin from the lounge.  “Hey, Jacob,” Phil calls down the hall, “wanna play some Mario Kart?” An excited squeal followed by the potter patter of a toddler running is heard until we see Jacob staring up at us. We lead him back to the lounge, which we find a complete mess with papers everywhere and our stuffed animals all over the floor. After setting him up to play, Phil and I pick up a bit, glad Jacob has calmed down. Once the whole flat is cleared we come back to find him asleep. Phil smiles, happy and content.  “Thank you,” he sighs. “For what? It was your idea to set up Mario,” I reply.  “For staying with me. For helping with him even though he’s a handful.” I smile and kiss his lips. “Of course.”••••Feel free to ask more questions and look at how cringy I was!!!!!

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shkon · 7 years

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Also my dream was crazy as fuck. I haven’t had a dream this vivid in a long time. (Story time now) btw also included a setting from another dream of mine that was also vivid. My dream world is taking shape and it’s based around my home town.. (really good read actually)

So I visited home from my new “home” in riverside and went to the mall to get myself a deli sandwich and a Thai tea. The perfect realm since the real mall would never have that, I mean deli sandwiches and Thai tea what a perfect combo. Anyways, I barely get my Thai tea when I run into a couple street kids I used to roll with back in the day and they’re headed out so I decided to walk with them. We reach the end of the parking lot and see my best friend aka brother ivan, who at this point of our lives have reached a lot of hostility between eachother and haven’t seen eachother in about 6 months. Instantly we hug it out like two lovers split from the fires of war.. I know homo AF We start talking and the fix gear biker gang kids get frustrated and say something along the lines of “hey dude I know you’re in town and feel special n shit, but we got some blunts to smoke at a gig downtown, you comin or nah?” Butthurt for having to split up with my boy for a night of “booze and bitches,” their words not mine, I made a last ditch effort to combine all my plans in one. I brought up an idea, “why don’t I throw a party and you can invite all your little homies and I can invite my Friends, we mix groups and have ourselves a rager.” Everyone loved the idea since they know I have good taste, I mean Thai tea and deli sandwiches? You go dreamworld me you’re awesome. Ivan brought up a good point, he said, “bro your in town for one night you don’t even live here? Where the fuck are you going to throw a party?” Scurrying through the inner dimensions of my noodle I inquired about a desolate land I had explored with my other best friend kurren in another dream world. (I didn’t invite him to the party lol) This place had abandoned buildings we could party at, watering holes, even a haunted sewage treatment plant rampant in wildlife just a quarter mile up the hill. Everyone gets really excited, except ivan since he always disagrees with me, which is why there was hostility between us in the first place. I stared at him waiting for his approval which I didn’t need anyway but would only lock in my positive emotions for the weekend further, “fuck it, let’s do it!”

Excitedly we all split up awaiting the night full of shenanigans, I stay with ivan and I get ready at his place. As I’m changing in his bathroom I look at my reflection and I see an old lady with an odd bejeweled grill and white Irises, she was oddly beautiful for her age and I understood that she was a witch or some sort of banshee, being the sicko that I am I instantly start masturbating… at first she smiled and liked it but then I felt this weird burst of energy and a cat latched on to my legs and meows really loud knocking back the tv the mirror and the table it was standing on. I get super freaked out and run into the kitchen where ivan and his cousin are hanging out barely cupping my towel around my nads. “Dude your fucking house is haunted as fuck! Bro there’s a fucking demon in the mirror what the fuuuck!” Ivan knowing his house was a little out of wack decided to investigate for himself, flipping the mirror where the demon is still grooming herself smiling all sexy.. “Yup that’s a demon alright.” She winks at us and I get another boner sending another burst of energy from the mirror lmaoo. “Think you’re pissing off her husband sicko,” ivan points to my odd boner which was in plain sight for all to see since the last burst of energy knocked my towel away (witch lady winks at us and scene fades away)

Ivan’s cousin Orlando and I wait around in Ivan’s living room staring at the pictures and figurines on the wall making new faces at us everytime we blink. I point it out to Orlando who’s extremely high at this point just staring blankly at the pictures and didn’t even notice the changes. I point it out to him and he smiles chillingly and says “ we need to get the fuck out of here pronto.. I don’t know how ivan lives like this.” (We hear one last burst of energy from The bathroom and the scene faded again to us driving to the party)

As we arrive I notice a buncha friends and mutuals parked in front of the abandoned pad obviously the dumbest move they could have made. “Obviously they remodeled the place it’s cool to park here” a stranger (Ricky) replied to my “yall retarded” face pointing at a charred memory of a child’s treehouse that now only carried the foundation and support beams. I guide everyone to a place to park and head inside setting up snacks booze and a generator for the dj to power the house with tunez. Scene fades in and out with a devilish montage of natural good human fun; people talking shots, strobe lights flicking us through each scene, two girls making out, shrooms and acid being administered in young street kids mouths, Flashbacks of the banshee winking at me. At this point I’m sitting pool side with one of the girls who was making out at the cliff end of a watering hole, music still playing in the background just close enough to hear it all and far enough to have a conversation. “Ya I actually ran into this place with my boy kurren a couple months back, the devil resides in the peak of that tower, it’s an extreme hike not meant for the faint of heart. Dark tunnels you end up crawling through covered in evil sludge sent from the man himself” super engaged and smiling at me she lays her head on my arm all cozy laying almost upright sideways on the end of the cliff, “once you get out through the top of the elevator shaft there’s a vegetated area lost to time where coyotes and deer roam, a bridge leads to the water tower and the quickest way down is to jump off the tower and into this watering hole” She was a good girl light red head from a good family straight A student,it was her first night out, the fixxy crew was renown for poisoning young girls and introducing them to a life of drugs and dirty dicks; I wasn’t exactly going to let them do that to this one, she was special. “Wait deer? You can’t be serious how’d they make it out to the heart of Chula Vista?” “I know I don’t get it either, but they’re there, I can show you” “No thanks, I’ll stay away from satan’s lair thank you..” I start making out with her with love flushing her eyes and joy and lust flushing mine, I really felt attached to this girl already like I found the girl of my dreams. I found an angel in the devils playground and my goulish properties had come out to play. I grab her tight and passionately throw ourselves off the cliff holding on to a vine with my other hand swinging making out like Tarzan and Jane. “Let me go! Are you fucking crazy” she says smiling completely wooed by my spurts of impromptu actions. I let her go as she asked and she lands almost perfectly in the middle of the watering hole smacking her ankle on the edge of the pool. “You get a girl to fall in love with you, and you fuck it up by breaking her fucking ankle.. you’re an idiot” says the girl my young love was making out with judgingly and jealously, she was sitting above us tripping out on shrooms dropping eaves on our conversation the entire time. (I dive in and the scene cuts out to me tending to her wounds) “It’s not broken it’s just bruised, Im sorry once again I thought it would be cute,” “Don’t worry it was, you’re just an idiot” she replies halfway crying the other half flirting. I offer her anything her soul desires; Ice, sugary treats, weed, ice cream, she smiles and says “caramel macchiato” “Wait what?” “Caramel macchiato!” She replies vigorously a trait I admire in a woman that I did not know she carried until she was halfway in a daze due to love and pain, physical pain. Before I could get up and cover my end of the bargain a street kid, hella strung out on shrooms and acid, his hair floating in the wind, dirt on his evil Filipino grin, bone skinny staring right at me, fires burning behind him stanced fist at his side, framed perfectly like right out of an anime; chuckles at me and says “it was fun” not knowing if he meant the party or burning down the house putting many lives in danger and exterminating the rager..

I kiss the girl on the lips as she passes out and run off into the house to warn people and save a couple lives, some dudes enthralled deeply in their game of Mario kart thinking the heat from the flames was planned drinking their Bottled IPA’s sours and stouts without removing their eyes fixated on the screen, I throw their old tv onto their wii and tellem “get the fuck out!!!!” Obviously pissed they leave still sipping their micro brews scurrying off into the thick smoke.

I make love to my sweetheart with the biggest campfire of the century burning in the back lesbian girl still sprawled out above us meditating and listening to us fuck, pressing on the good girl Renee’s bruise as she moans letting me do anything I decide to as she cums into a deep comatosas. We cuddle into the night and wake up to a police woman writing notes on a paper, “Ashkan? Honey you in some deep shit. Word is all this was your doing is that right?” At this point the girls father arrived and escorted her out wrapped up in a grey police blanket giving me dirty looks, Renee giving me worried I’ll remember this moment forever looks as they walked off into their Mercedes SUV. “Trespassing, arson, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, multiple minors I might add.. you’re lucky I like you. You should be going away for a long time but your friend ivan tells me you’re trying to make a life outside of daygo and I appreciate the youth stepping out and actually doing something, but don’t think you’re getting away Scott free oooo he’ll no. I’m glad you enjoyed being back home because you’re gunna spend another year here now” I walk with the police lady making futile efforts to explain the situation and try to find a way out of it then get stuffed in the backseat as I lock eyes with my mom who’s staring at me from beyond the caution tape. “Hope it was worth it, she seemed like a nice girl”

#Ashkan #mohsenzadeh #shkon #dynasty #dream #me #story #time

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