#i love skeletons too much

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?'' #and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus #but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3'' #and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to'' #only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it #and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book #Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out'' #Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.'' #''this has been so bad for my health'' #Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested. #Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him'' #Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him. #and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE #though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it. #he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure'' #nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards. #which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for

[shibuiking]

#twice dead king #oltyx #yenekh #necrons #40k #i finished tdk reign yesterday and i fear if i get into how much i loved those two books ill end up writing an entire essay. so i wont. #loved it tho. cried a little. #also too overwhelmed at the first time im seeing a genuine appreciation and care into writing smth about what its like to be undead and its #in a series with robot skeletons not actual ones #on behalf of undead afficionados everywhere. nate crowley i owe u my unlife. #i wanna draw spoiler stuff too bt i feel like who even is blocking the spoiler tag for this. bt if someone sees and gets spoiled id feel #SO bad. SOOOOOOOOOO bad im am sooooooo glad i didnt get spoiled #AUGH anyway this is getting long #IF U LIKE UNDEAD READ TWICE DEAD KING. I DONT CARE IF UR NOT INTO 40K. GET INTO IT AND THEN READ IT. #SO PROUD TO BE A ZOMBIE RN

[sunnydayaoe]

Diddd some, birds art :)

#jbird's art #bird #birds #autistic art #<- all my art is but like. usually I don’t think it matters #love me some. shore birds :) #think most of these are darter birds #a trumpeter swan too #a heron skeleton #anddd. bearded vulture #normally don water colour #don know how much I like it she’s #it’s okay though

[haunted-deer]

Task force 141

somebody stop me. this is getting out of hand

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(KO-FI)

#yes i drew human skeleton mask on a frog simon what about it #i spent too much time on prices beard #and he 'unexpectedly' turned out thic sorry not #i love frogs #call of duty #cod #cod mw2 #tf141 #captain john price #simon ghost riley #johnny soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #frogs #froggy #cod bois #amateur artist #digital art #art #jj draws #artists on tumblr

[crownedcrowws]

Current Joshua Wip for big project :) (art by me)

#joshua dun #spooky jim #clique art #twenty one pilots #tyler joseph #twenty one pilots clique #skeleton clique #i love them so much #josh dun #tøp art #my lovely wife #honestly would work an honest 9 to 5 for this man #I would rob a bank too #that’s a joke #no its not #funkytown #hot cross buns #wife material #work in progress #wip #sketches

[skeletalheartattack]

someone found a boe at a costco

💥✨HOLY SHIT✨💥

#SKELETON #ask #kamenriderhamo #LEGITIMATELY HOLY FUCK #i have got to find one hundred dollars and fifty dollars. #that so fucking slaps honestly #in terms of instruments that boe would like? honestly? harpsichord. or organ. #i imagine him with good finger dexterity #i love tha piano. i love the sound of an organ and harpsichord so much #thinking about that one song from pacman world 1 for the ps1. the ghost level #well i guess thats every level. its pacman. #that song slaps but its too short. and i listen to it at 1.25x speed because it sounds better that way #but then that just means its even shorter. hell on earth. #also. initially didnt mean to type hot sog. but my fingers slipped and i chose the fate of the hot sog. my burden. perhaps. my blessing. #anyway!!!! thank you so much haam for showing me!!!!!!! wow!!!! boe costs sooo much. #also hi ham :)

[vesper-the-great]

During my mini break, I maaaay have gotten a just teensy bit obsessed with Undertale.. and Papyrus ( sans is there too I guess)

#this is the first time I’ve ever drawn them I hope I did them justice #even from my last undertale phase like 5 years ago skeletons were too hard for me to draw #I love them so much ughhhh #I’ll probably be drawing them inconsistently from now on until I get into the groove so please bare with me #undertale #papyrus #sans #I think that’s how you tag them? #doodles #sorry to the person that reblogged this while papyrus’ head in the last drawing was still huge

[balaclava-marks]

Leonidas || Fineliner and acrylic marker / text under the readmore / click for better res

Leonidas of Rhodes (Ancient Greek: Λεωνίδας ὁ Ῥόδιος; born 188 BC) was one of the most famous ancient Olympic runners. For four consecutive Olympiads (164–152 BC), he was champion of three foot races.

Leonidas is acclaimed by some to be the greatest sprinter of all time. Competing in the Olympic Games of the 154th Olympiad in 164 BC, the last of the "golden age" of the ancient Games, Leonidas captured the crown in three separate foot races: the stadion, the diaulos, and the hoplitodromos. He repeated this feat in the next three subsequent Olympics, in 160 BC, in 156 BC, and finally in 152 BC. Leonidas's lifetime record of twelve individual Olympic victory wreaths was unmatched in the ancient world.

There is very little biographical information about Leonidas, and no images of him survive. But his name - derived from the Greek word for lion - suggests he was a man of distinction. After his death, Leonidas was worshipped as a local deity in Rhodes. There, a statue of him displays the legend: "He had the speed of a God."

#sebastian vettel #f1 #f1 art #yeah guess what. i am still not over seb saying he'll be forgotten when we still know the names of athletes from thousands of years ago #shut up fuckface you are way too beloved #fucking. dinosaur skeletons. they have NAMES and we have to tell people not to climb them. because we LOVE THEM SO MUCH #CAVE PAINTINGS OK #AND HE THINKS HE'LL BE FORGOTTEN #RESPECTFULLY SHUT UP ASSHOLE I WILL NOT #MY LAST THOUGHT BEFORE MY DEMENTIA RIDDEN BRAIN GIVES OUT WILL BE OF YOU AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT BITCH #i felt very smart doing bull and horse wall paintings behind him ngl

[dootznbootz]

I honestly get a little annoyed that people will act like Penelope wouldn't be in the Fields of Punishment alongside Odysseus :P

Because she'd either go with him or literally be there because of her own things. I mean...She's not that nice either. They're literally "likeminded", all the war crimes he would tell her, she'd be thinking "Oh!!! Good thinking!!!" The only thing is, she just didn't GET to do those war crimes because she wasn't in the war. She would scold him for the stupid things he did acting like she's never done the same or wouldn't do the same.

Also as if she wouldn't also tell Polyphemus her name? Maybe not exactly, but she'd do something JUST as prideful/dumb eventually. BECAUSE THEY'RE SIMILAR. SAME MIND!!!

#this is partially not serious but you know #doesn't help with the whole dante's inferno thing but yeh :P #If you were to JUST go by what she was ALLOWED to do in the time that we see her??? ...yeah. I guess. she wouldn't technically go there #But she's also has very violent wishes in parts of the Odyssey also where she's just straight up rude. #Idk I notice this with Helen too. people acting like none of these women have skeletons in their closets. I love them so so fucking much #But for example Helen still did the voices outside the horse. I have my own interpretation of it. as there's no for certain reason but she #still did it!!! and let her do it!!! if you can't love these women for the somewhat shitty things they do. then do you really care for thei #character??? #like...stop gutting my women!!!!!!! ksdljf #and honestly Idc TOO much about how they're written as long as in character and not JUST “The Wife™” #same with Circe!!! let her be a bitch!!! let her scare AND help odysseus!!!! #save me morally gray circe #Ima make a “bitchy Penelope” compilation as I love them so much #I'm so fucking mad that the 90s Odyssey DOESN'T HAVE HER TRICK HIM!!!!!!!! TRICK HIMMMMM #shot by odysseus #Mad rambles #And honestly. if you hate Odysseus. understand that you also hate her. because she would fucking hate you for that #this is a very dumb rant #Water Wife #essay

[that-gay-guy-from-hell]

Oh hey look-! It's the Blue Man Group!

#Im too tired to come up with a funnier joke rn lmfao #So... Im alive! #Been busy and just... emotions #(like I was on the verge of tears today because i dropped a pen... lol) #But here's some art WIP for y’all #Heard some snippets of Rust’s album and I am so hyped #Like i am gonna go donate plasma so i have the extra cash to buy it asap when it's released #but anyways #I spent nearly 4 hours between 2 days just staring at human skeletons; spines are hard to draw #and YALL CANT EVEN SEE MOST OF IT- #Bonus points for those of you who know what 2 Necronomocons Doc’s book is a combo of #I missed drawing this handsome blue bastard (lovingly) #*pats him on the top of his head* #I love him so so much #/pos..? I guess lol #the living tombstone #tlt #tombsona #Doc #Doc tlt #tlt Doc #the living tombstone Doc #Doc the living tombstone #digital art #digitalart #WIP #art wip #fan art #(color wheel meme WIP btw-- yes i know i started this MONTHS ago *places a finger on your mouth* shhh its our secret) #also the quality drop is abhorrent wtf lmao

[danmeichael]

i need to work on my chengxian fics....

#one of them isn't even chengxian really it's mostly just a character study of jiang cheng and his relationship with wwx #and i've built it up in my brain as my magnum opus which makes it impossible to complete #“oh danny you ship chengxian?” they live in my soul and take me apart piece by piece #it's not so much that i ship them romantically it's that they're two skeletons in the same pair of ruins #who were so close together where they were buried that when archaeologists found them #centuries later when half their bones are dust #and the world around them has changed #they are reconstructed as one body. wwx's femur to jc's pelvis. jc's skull to wwx's c1 vertibrae #the version of their relationship in my brain is too weird for platonic cheng&xian likers i think #they are yuri to me #in the way that yuri is about the love between two people as ambiguous and ephemeral and all-consuming #they have the same relationship that you had with your childhood best friend who you don't love anymore but you also Do still love #just because it's part of you just because it's in your blood #even though you haven't talked to them in years #and who you think you could have married if you had both chosen just one thing differently. #“danny that's an insane thing to say about a pairing you just said you don't ship romantically” well maybe you just don't understand love.

[satellite-starss]

#some of my main ocs are skeletons and are kinda undertale related if that helps HAHA #i still love undertale very much its just not my main hyperfixation rn so i dont have the motivation too draw much for it 😭 #but i dont wanna just abandon yall anf this account… #i miss sharing my art and hearing yalls thoughts on it 😭 #stars rambles✨

[fairytalehag]

Resisting every urge in my body to change my phone's ringtone to the Wenis

#gamechanger #dropout #the only thing actually stopping me is that my current ringtone is spooky scary skeletons #and I love it too much to change it #also we can't have phones at the office and I need to be able to hear my phone from the deposit box if I get a call #and I delight forcing my coworkers to hear spooky scary skeletons but I think the wenis might be too much

[commanderpeepersautisticswag]

my gijinka of him is so bad😭

#Its worse than fanon #I tried to take away everything i didnt like about the typical peepers gijinka #I didnt want him to have an eyepatch; I didnt want him to be skinny; I didnt want him to look like. a middle school boy .Im sorry. Its true #I didnt want him to have that weird like..i dont even know how to describe it nvm #But the thing i dont like the most is that hes drawn as a skinny twink😭YES He is Short. But hes Jacked. #AND THE HATER GIJINKASsorry i myself am being a hater right now idgaf im not involved with the fandom #Drives me crazy when people make him skinny too LOL. Skinny and paper white #Yes i get that hes a skeleton in the show but. His skeleton isnt even skinny HELP and bones dont equal skin anyways #I dont like when people give him short hair but thats more of a personal preference. I gave him that metalhead type hair. I just rhink he #looks better with long hair. U get me. That guy is literally a metalhead loser he needs to look the part #i find it so funny when people make him blonde most likely because of his lightning bolt thingies also #also i think hater fans should learn about corpse paint #Post cancelled i was looking at screenshots and started crying i love them i hate woy so much

[froggyworlds]

one of my favorite bullet points from the Confession AU list so far :] there can be a little bit of fluff. as a treat.

#confession au #I actually have a much clearer vision for this one in my mind than I do for static corruption #I love them both very dearly but confession is DEFINITELY a more original idea I think #plus I get to focus on thatcher and evelin and I mean. there is so much I can mess around with there #lemme just say that when shit hits the fan‚ it REALLY hits the fan #EVERYONE is about to become entangled in this mess. first ev‚ then thatcher‚ then sarah‚ and next thing you know GABRIEL is involved too #dave's got. dave's got a few skeletons in his closet. that's for sure. #dave lee #mythic's aus

[sopeachykeen]

fuck it we ball

MASS POST. Because why not.

Anyways made a stanley parable x ata crossover au where amandamandamanda gets stuck in the parable somehow i guess!!!! amanda and stanley are like frenemies??? She see'a him as a father figure sorta. Or like an older brother. Her and nar are AT it though them niggas r beefin MAXXXXXX. like they cant STAND eachother its amazing.

If youre wondering why the weird spacing n stuff its cause i make reels on insta. Like the one with the spamton and curly hair fella is me introducing him to the "you already KNOW who it is. Its ya boy-" audio :3

I was also testing brushes at the time of making these (:

(Oh yeah my spidersona is there. Goes by the name 'spider' i think. Uhh got injected with spiderman powers as a baby because where he lives theyre tryna make superheros sorta but not reaallly? He hates being spiderman and could care less about being a superhero. Doesnt even use his powers n stuff. What a goober.)

Everhood posting also i fucking love everhood i need to play it sooo bad N OW .

#the stanley parable #i love narrators so much #narrator stanley parable #undertale fanart #sans undertale #sans the skeleton #papyrus #the great papyrus #papyrus fanart #stanley fanart #amanda the adventurer #ata fanart #amanda fanart #wooly amanda the adventurer #wooly fanart #mass post because why the fuck not #theres another one coming too lmao #spiderman #spidersona #spider man: across the spider verse #everhood #everhood fanart #everhood posting because im silly