#i love pool noodles

[objectum-conceptum]

can you make a flag for objectum attraction towards pool toys/pool floats? if you've done that already, can you make one for fax machines?

hell to the yea. I misread your first ask so you get a bonus flag. congrats 🎉

Attraction to fax machines

Attraction to pool toys

Attraction to inflatables!!

#i love fax machines too #so cute #ty for the ask! #<3 #objectum #objectum coining #objectum flag #objectum attraction #attraction to pool toys #attraction to fax machines #attraction to inflatables #i hope you like these btw! i might make higher quality versions later #might make a pool noodle specific one #i love pool noodles

[moonchild-in-blue]

Tiny II has no idea either what use they have for a pool noodle. But Tiny Vessel is very proud of his new find.

Hahahaha ADORABLE!!! I am so in love with this, pls 🥺

I love how we all collectively agree that ii is the designated Responsible Vessel of the group (i wonder how many cool findings has Tiny Ves brought home hehe) 😚

#another one for my pockets hehehe #(vessel finding the pool noodle reminds me of my little Mist! vessel finding his explorer stick 🥺) #i love them #sleep token #sleep token fanart #tiny token

[keitamine]

Every maintenence, Malleus gets locked out of the dorms because he gets lost wandering schoolgrounds after hours. Sebek goes looking for him to lead him back, but then also is locked out.

#LET ME IN LET ME IN! #twisted wonderland #twst sebek #twst malleus #sebek zigvolt #malleus draconia #Mallesebe #セベマレ #behold my pool noodle of a ship. why yes i love princes x their royal guardsman as a trope. how can you tell? #twst

[lale-txt]

every day i wake up, say something r-rated in the group chat and then i sit down in my clown car because my own words will haunt me in my maladaptive daydreams for the rest of the day

#it always backfires and i never learn #sure i love thinking for 10h straight about how my blorbo can bend me like a pool noodle #or how his hands are big enough to wrap around my middle and use me like a squishy toy if he wanted to #or whatever that mouth with sharp fangs and a long split tongue can do #cool cool cool #lale.txt

[g0nefischin]

4e with BHC rus maybe?

he's a real cutiepie <3

Thanks for the request!

Rus is from @/bonelyheartsclub

#my art #sketch requests #my utmv art #bhc rus #bonely hearts club #bonely hearts club rus #utmv #im always up for drawing the bhc skeletons I love em #Rus is in my top favorites as well #best pool noodle warrior #closing up requests rn with this one thanks for helping me practice everyone :>

[sparkly-skies]

I think they should dress up as three Barbies, two Alans, and no Ken, but bring a bunch of stuff like they had in the Beach Fight scene and just beat each other with pool noodles and tennis balls and one of those things:

#you decide who's who but jan is an alan #maybe jure's the other one ikd #also i still love how many actors i knew in barbie. i never know actors but there were just so many in that movie i knew #joker out #also the audience should also get pool noodles to whack each other with #i want to bring a friend or make a friend in vienna and whack each other with pool noodles while idk carpe diem plays #mine

[marypsue]

Bob Newby wakes up, with a gasp, clutching at his chest, desperately relieved to feel his heart thudding frantically under his fingers. He can still feel those teeth, tearing -

But there's not so much as a scratch on him. And here he is. Home. Safe. In his own bed.

The radio news announcer says it's Halloween.

It takes entirely too long for the feeling of déjà vu to start to set in. And by then, it’s already too late.

...

Bob Newby dies. And then wakes up on the morning of October 31st, 1984. Rinse and repeat.

So far, his attempts to break this strange and terrible cycle have all failed. But if there's one thing he's learning through its seemingly endless loops, it's that he doesn't have to face the strange and terrible alone.

_____

Behold, my magnum opus as the self-proclaimed captain of the good dinghy Joyce/Bob/Hopper, finally released into the wild! It's the fic formerly known as 'groundhog day, except it's halloween and every time bob newby dies it gets faster'!

I know I usually write Teen or All Ages fic, so please heed the rating on this one. Here be adults engaging in Adult Activities. (Eventually.)

This fic is completely written. It has four chapters, which will be going up on Mondays.

#stranger things #this is mary's fic tag #this 'ship' is a pool noodle. and i love this pool noodle. #inb4 anyone makes a joke about 'adult activities': yes that DOES include just falling asleep in a pile because they're all so exhausted #taxes don't happen in this fic but you can pretty safely assume they will in the future

[tinkerbelldetective]

*insert gifset here of Fabina in season 2 with Fabian making faces over Eddie and his limited interactions with Nina (and over Eddie in general lol) and Nina making faces over Fabian and Joy*

#I am smacking them with a pool noodle: Get your shit together! talk to each other! communicate!!! #you both obviously still love and care deeply for each other!!! #BONK #fabina #house of anubis #nina martin #Fabian Rutter

[jessicas-pi]

do you ever see an opinion that is...simply...wrong...and youre like...i dont want to be mean to you, random internet person...but you are having a dumb opinion...sorry but...its stupid

#anyway yeah i love the jedi and their found family and their vwoom swords and their dramatic capes #and #it makes me sad #when people do not like them #and i understand WHY they don't because there's a lot of anti-jedi stuff from legends #but its when they take that legends stuff and apply it to blatantly contradictory canon that it gets like... #yeah no. thats. wrong. incorrect! D! Minus! i'd give you an F but that would only mean having to see you in summer school! #(if anyone got that reference: ily) #star wars #jedi #I LOVE THE JEDI OK #i just do! theyre so kind! and cool! and they look like they give really good hugs! #and i'm not normally a violent person but the next person to call jedi 'baby thieves' is getting whacked upside the head with a pool noodle

[viiisenyas]

i can't believe it. I come up with a new oc to ship with Jon, and my spouse gives me a long list of reasons why that's not a good idea and how Robb of all people should get the spotlight instead.

Not that I don't like Robb - I adore him to an extent, but christ on a wheel. thank you, darling for derailing my outline that I spent a few hours on.

#writing commentary #shut up joey #he is SO lucky I didn't develop much otherwise I would have bonked him into the next dimension with a pool noodle #gotta love supportive spouses that help with fic though :3 #I still hate that he suggested the Red Wedding happens #like how dare #the point of shipping with a character that dies in canon is to prevent their death you rotten pickle /lh

[thisiswhymomworries]

someone come be in love with me right now!!

#textpost #uh oh lads I am Yearning once again #either be in love with me or hit me with a pool noodle until my heart cuts this shit out

[fingertipsmp3]

I swear to god, if Taylor Swift ends up being the reason I take up running and stick to it, it’s going to be the most embarrassing but also on-brand thing that’s ever happened to me

#someone on tiktok put together a couch to eras tour running challenge which has phases like couch to 5k; 5k to 10k; 10k to 10 miles #then 10 miles to essentially ‘you can now run for so long you could basically do the eras tour if taylor was MIA’ #so i read the instructions and i was like well. i have a treadmill so i basically have no excuse not to do this #week 1 is 1989 so i walked to ‘blank space’ at about 3mph to warm up and then did intermittent walking; jogging & running to style; ootw; #wildest dreams and you are in love. you walk verses; run choruses & sprint bridges #i have a persistent knee injury so i decided to interpret run as jog & did it at about 5mph and sprint as run & went up to about 7mph #at the highest because i didn’t want to throw my knee out #like it’s functional but i still have pains and i don’t really want to explain to my physio that i broke myself by trying to do a tiktok #challenge. like i can’t imagine that going over well #anyway. it was fun! it took 20 minutes in total #i do think i will have to adjust my schedule at some point because right now my day 6 ‘long run’ coincides with thursdays which is when #i have pilates which i would rather be a cross-training day for obvious reasons #my cross-training day would otherwise be a tuesday and what the hell am i going to do on a tuesday #honestly even a saturday would be acceptable for cross-training because sometimes i go swimming with my friend on saturdays #and yeah we usually take her kiddo and we just bounce around in a circle but i can always break off from them and do a few lengths #or just tread water and let the kid smack me with a pool noodle. idk #i just honestly felt like if i didn’t start this today i’d never end up doing it. so. i started it #i’m now going to tell everyone i know so that they’ll bully me by asking if i ran that day #ooooooh you know what’d probably work as motivation?!?! i could ban myself from listening to taylor when i’m not running #it will also keep me from getting sick of her. which… i don’t think will happen anyway because it would’ve happened already let’s be real #i have been a fan of hers since i was 12 years old. i lived through the drought. like… #if i get sick of anything it’ll be the first few songs on the setlist playlist but! we’ll worry about that when we get there #personal

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

what are you doing tobias

waterbending

#i love how every tobias episode devolves into everyone playing pretend together #look. he has a super powerful pool noodle on. no one can TOUCH his power. #tawog #gumball #tobias #traditional

[masked-and-doomed]

He Robo till I Ky his SHUT THE FUCK UP CROW I'M NOT COMING BACK

#is this even anythint #i love my rebellious teenage son. i need to teach him how to stop harrassing women. #well not son he's like a niece. i see him on weekends. #if we see his lesser human counterpart in public we beat him with pool noodles #ah rambling #guilty gear #robo ky #i love him. blorbo in law.

[blackberryjambaby]

love is my sister splitting her last mandarin with me

#rj speaks #i would recognise my sister as a shadow #i'm spending a few days with my sister & we pooled money for noodles & then she split her last mandarin with me 🫶 #i love her so much

[catnykit]

ura comfy

Being carried by ygg,this is a nice cap I took while playing sonaria(im tha noodle)

(Ignore the horn traspasing part of the body,its just her hair- We think)

#creatures of sonaria #Creatures of sonaria ura #confort #pool noodles #Yggdragstyx #i love them #random screenshots #random scribbles #random scenes #Ura cos