#i love having a good resume

[swagging-back-to]

is literally anything better than an employer emailing YOU asking YOU if you want to work for them and offering TWENTY AN HOUR plus every benefit known to man?

#i love having a good resume #takes 99% of the work out of it #i dont even have to apply to jobs i have employers offering me the position outright #and im not even that qualified to work with kids #im like the most unqualified #i was like hell fucking yeah im interested in this position SIGN ME UP for 20 an hour hell fuckign yes #five days a week full time?? fuck yes i will #besties i cannot recommend making your resume according to ATS standards enough. most of you have incredible resumes and qualifications #but the employers simply cannot see it and youre being filtered out by the ai program they use #ik a lot of resume templates use double columns but DO NOT use columns. keep it simple. one column no extra colors or formatting. #and write DETAILED descriptions of everything you are responsible for. Make sure you use common key words that work for all jobs as well as #specialized keywords for any niche roles you want to go in to. #put whatever youre most confident in at the top. #like i am absolutely not qualified and i do not have work history (literally one job in my life) but simply bc my resume is made for ats #i get these emails ALL the time.

[puppyeared]

When you go on walks, what’s your favourite part? Mine is when I find one of the rivers or small streams nearby my house. Or when I get to meet some new dogs- or when the temperature is just warm enough to bask in whilst the trees are rustling because of a strong breeze. Maybe my favourite part is the walk itself, I like walking places. Problem is I always need to have a destination in mind.

the weather is getting nicer so its the best time to go outside and poke around for some new visitors ^_^

#i think i overdid it drawing this but i havent drawn birds in so long that it was a nice exercise.... #actually im thinking of resuming my mspaintbirdies blog.. unfortunately my tablet is ass and i dont like the new ms paint #so ill probably use procreate.. does this mean i would have to change the url...???? #idk if i wanna go with this style or use flat colors.... theyre both good and i wanna switch between them but i also want consistency #i did paint a mandarin duck for a school project with flat paints but its much harder so ill probably have to play around with it #we get dark eyed juncos in the winter here and goldfinches in the summer.. ive been meaning to visit the conservation area #more often bc there are more species there like nuthatches and chickadees. maybe i can rent a camera for photos #but id really love to visit vancouver again especially since they have stellers jays there. theyre one of my favorites <3 #ask #answered #doodles #birds #yapping #sona #puppysona

[mitchmotch]

i was commissioned by my friend @revalito to draw characters from his story, doroteo and socorro! i love them so much and it was an absolute honor to make this piece for him ^^

#digital art #illustration #artists on tumblr #art #art commission #i hope those tags are okay... not sure how to tag this thang LOL #i love this story ginko has been working on SO SO MUCH!! its so good #ginko inspires me w the way they write and create stories and worldbuild and everything #I LOVE IT!!! #IM HAPPY W HOW THIS CAME OUT! #i wouldve done this for free thats how much i love these two sillays. #if u read all of this thank you! i hope u had/have a wonderful day! #30 minute sketch mondays will resume monday? maybe? holidays and such #okay BYE!

[harbingersecho]

some short felix stuff. also price is there for a second

#red vs blue #rvb #aiden price #price #felix #*24 #mine #video #i dont think these are as good as the other one but i REALLY like the felix's eye shift thing i did so. im posting it #i dont get to draw price like ever. which is a shame cuz i love that guy. even if he was a manipulative pos ''counsellor'' who ruined live #so was hannibal!! at least price doesnt eat ppl you know. he just lets them be taken over by an ai and abuses his position to test his #''patients''. free my mans! also im putting quotes on all that bc (i think ive said this before) its a genuine fucking miracle if he has a #license. like post-pfl it def got revoked but UNSC's vetting process or the state of the intragalactic psych licensing sucks ass. idk which #it is! or if its a third options where price just didnt have a license/it got revoked way before pfl and there's just a small disclaimer of #''this is not medical advice im not a licensed professional'' hidden in his resume that no one ever read theyre just. yeah hes got a phd! #idk enough abt halo lore to know which one it is but considering the spartan program i wouldnt be surprised if their ethics board is just a #money-laundering front or smth. if they even HAVE one. ok im rambling i'll stop

[buccellato]

We're at one of my favorite parts of the story (and probably one of Vash's least favorite parts 😬😬), where we get to see how much Vash's family means to him

In book 1 of trimax, the Doc tells Brad that Vash's concept of family extends to the entirety of the human race

...So a Man revenge-killing a murderer isn't just 2 humans committing various levels of violence against each other (at differing levels of justifiable), it's 2 families members hurting each other and Vash can't bring himself to not try and stop it. Even if you understand *why* they fight, you probably wouldn't want your cousins to kill each other in front of you, right? And Vash struggles with it, because some of these people he's saving really do deserve the bullet reserved for them; but at the end of the day he still doesn't want to watch them to die.

And over the course of volume 1 and 2 of trimax, the story repeatedly brings up the question (either overtly or through subtext) "What would you do if you your family was in danger? What lengths would you go?"

Which leads us to the first big fight for this question when Vash's actual, closest living thing to a loving family is under attack. His anguish is palpable to everyone alive in the room with him, his wrath is close to deadly, and every new room he finds with more puppets just hurts him further. But even when he's faced with a monster that has destroyed his one vestige of safety in the world, even if that monster has talked about how he wants to do the same to him, he still can't bring himself to kill him! He even goes so far to try and spare him!

Not because of any specific moral reasoning (even though he's given one to Dominique before), but because before he was Leonof the Puppetmaster, he was a little boy named Emilio that loved his father's bread and had a crush on a girl named Isabel. He was someone that Vash knew, someone he recognized, and someone he undoubtedly cared for greatly at one point. And even if he couldn't save him, he at least had to try, because he was family at one point too.

And of course, it's not all pain and suffering for Vash, because when he wakes up in the hospital ready to blame himself for not being able to save everyone, Luida cuts him off: He did the best he could, he saved lives despite the losses, and at the end of the day he's still family to them, too. Even if the rest of humanity views him as a menace, there's still someone out there who reciprocates his love in a way that doesn't hurt him.

And boy, you can see how much of a relief (and source of stress it is for him) on his face lmao

#trigunbookclub #trigun #trigun spoilers #nobody else talked about the family stuff yet so I guess that I will lmao #Also it is Not A Coincidence that the chapter titled 'families' where Vash's love is reaffirmed has Knives on the title page #but I can't talk about that yet because I have no idea how to approach that topic yet without dropping massive spoilers lmao #It's such a good volume and it hurts so much anyways Luida please marry me I'll leave my resume on your desk thanks #Vash is the most tired sopping wet cat on the ship despite his better efforts to pretend otherwise #was gonna drop a song here because it fits imo but I'm saving it for a later volume because it fits there too lol #(really it's a good song) #(I'd post it all 3 times I think it fits but I don't wanna tagspam anymore then I'm doing now so I'll post it later) #shoutout to the overhaul project <3

[liverpool-enjoyer]

the wasted potential feelings are hitting SO ESPECIALLY hard tonight i need to go to sleep

#(vent tags feel free to skip) #i shouldve studied more n tried harder #i could have been so smart! #i should have played a sport in high school #it would have been so good for me n i woulda been able to say i did something #i should have gotten a job by now #im twenty years old never worked a day in my life and i rely on my parents for everything #now no job will take me cause i have nothing on my resume. #i also chose to go to college in the same hick town that i live in #i could have traveled!! but i didnt. #my youth is over forever and i have nothing to show for it #i spent my prime years playing video games and watching youtube videos #i spent them with my family who i am forever grateful for #and with all the love and support they gave me ive done absolutely nothing worthwhile #i had so much potential n ive wasted it #im just so painfully unremarkable

[mcybree]

yknow I wasnt feeling like finishing my flower husbands essay (I feel less of a push to now that I dont technically Have To meticulously prove/justify my stance— people do just. agree with me now! which is insane) but I’m starting to think maybe it’s still needed actually

#I’m cautious because it was always a passion project rather than one of spite. I dont want to resume it out of spite #But on review of both my tag and recent fandom discussion of toxic fh portrayals… #having it all laid out in one place seems preferable to the sporadic posts in my tag. #I’d just need to adjust the hypothetical audience I am writing for a bit from ‘guy who knows about fh and is open to other interpretations’ #to ‘guy who doesnt know about fh’ #However a lot of joy I personally get from fh comes from my own somewhat fanon interpretation of it #(aka I like to imagine they‘re slightly more ‘’‘in love’’’ than they actually are shown to be. surprisingly) #actually. the canon speaks for itself in what scott does in the absence of it. I think I just need to refocus….. #…hey guys. do we think two essays with different focuses within the same document is a good or rational idea ? #bree barks so fucking loud

[lotrmusical]

i am learning ALL KINDS of things this evening. what do you mean the guy from dead poets society played housman in the invention of love in 2001

#AND HE'S THE GUY FROM HOUSE???? i had NOT put that together. probably on account of not having watched house #but like. i've seen gifs. i feel like i should have witnessed this #there's a video of that invention of love listed on encora thank goodness provided i can get hold of it. i can only find clips on youtube #and i need to watch it Very Very Badly #why is it half one i need to go to bed. my eyes are all crusty from crying over this play #gay belligerence #housman spiral will no doubt resume in the a.m. but for now. a respite

[hooved]

thinking of applying to some thrift stores around here soon

#my mom's friend is gonna help me make a resume and i don't have like. much to put on it at all #but thrift stores are some of the easiest places to get hired at so i'm not worried tbh #i'd be working as a donation attendant probably and i'm good at organizing things and handling things carefully at least #plus i just really love thrift stores lmao......i really would like to work at one. if that helps my chances at all

[milf-harrington]

im in a "steve has a good mum" mood so here are some random but positive-ish headcanons i have about her

ive got one where she's australian literally just because

she comes from a big family who didnt approve of her choice in husband so she hasnt spoken to them in years (a regret on her part, but she's stubborn and proud)

she had steve out of wedlock so her parents dont speak to her but she visits her sister a lot

she's an only child who married into the harrington family for the name

she's an extravagant socialite, maybe a model or a small-time actress

she's respected in town bc she's super involved in the community

she loves steve but resents what his father turned him into so she avoids him through his teen years (a regret)

she loves steve but doesnt know how to be a mother, she genuinely thinks she does enough by giving him freedom and money

she loves steve, he was her best friend when he was a kid bc her husband was always working and even if she lost him for a bit during the king steve years shes proud of who he grows into

she follows her husband around to stop him from cheating bc she doesnt want him to tear their family apart

she kind of a mix of joyce byers and karen wheeler

she's a mean girl at heart which is where steve gets it from and they gossip in the kitchen

she acts dumb on purpose so that people let their guard down around her (she does this to her husband as well)

she's the actual brains in the family

if she found out steve was bi she'd be scared for him and would run interference so his dad wouldnt find out if he had a boy over

she comes back to hawkins as soon as she hears about starcourt

she heads back when she hears about the murders in hawkins bc steve isnt answering the fucking phone and she gets there right after the earthquakes

she's french

she's italian

she has a nickname for steve that has nothing to do with his name and he either finds it sweet or deeply embarrassing

#while i do also have negative headcanons about jer #and i love a good 'steve has bad parents fic' #i also love the idea of him getting along with his mum #all hes ever really said about her is that she went with his dad to a conference to stop him from cheating #and he put her on his resume bc shes respected #and yeah he barely mentions her but maybe she just never comes up! #maybe steve had to convince her not to go pay neil hargrove a visit after billy knocked him out #maybe she showed up at the mall in her pyjamas with shaking hands #or maybe she took a taxi from the airport a few days later and hovered over steve for a week #i just like to think about him having a good parent sometimes #even if i do like the yummy angst potential in him having two shitty ones lmao #i can have both #im bisexual and i contain multitudes #steve harrington #steve harrington headcanons #steve harringtons mother #stranger things headcanons

[wabblebees]

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#have been attempting to make a self-tape for this audition for DAYS #after a whole helluva lotta bullshit having to do with hunting down a time+space+camera to film with i Finally managed to get some takes #then some weird bullshit with the camera's sd card happened where i wasnt able to pull the files off onto my laptop #FINALLY able to copy the files to my laptop. FINALLY able to access playback (the video camera i borrowed wouldnt let me access its gallery #FINALLY watching them... they all kinda suck so far but thats Fine at least i Have Them yk #get to take 7 and its actually not nearly as terrible as the previous 6!! feelin pretty good abt this one!! dont get hopes too high ofc but #i mean hey this ones acceptable if the last few arent any good either & just in case i cant go thru with my plans for tmrw to do a reshoot #so yk i start to rename the file so i can tell which clip it is! #Whole Laptop Crashes #WAHOO #typed this up to avoid freakin out while carefully rebooting her. bbg dont do this to me #luckily i already saved multiple contingency copies just in case (bc ive already had so many issues i was feelin Extra Cautious) #so i at least dont have to worry about dealing with the sd card bullshit Again. ugh #EDITING TO SAY: SHE LIVES!! laptop is fine after powering back up & files are unscathed!! was able to retitle & keep on truckin no problem #god i hate dealing with video as a medium #*this* is why im a stage performer not a screen actor lmao #fuck this shit. juust gimme a floor and an audience and ill make it worrk #cameras are fickle creatures on-par with printer machines #im rly excitednervous abt this audition tho; only submitted my resume+headshot on a whim & didnt rly think anything would come of it #but they contacted me and asked for a tape!! so im like !!!!! okayy sure id love to send that !!! i just have to face The Horrors first #if i dont get it then thats not the end of the world or anyth; but itd be SO FUCKING COOL if my v first submission landed me my first gig!! #so uhh. pls put out a good thought to the universe for my self-tape landing me the chance to perform in this queer play festival !! #bee speaks #🤞🤞🤞

[forgaeven1]

i've got a job interview today, and as you'd expect, i'm mighty nervous. if i'm more absent / present ooc ( really, my anxiety loves playing russian roulette with my attention ) , that's why !

#as context: i have like.... bad anxiety when it came to my career #i used to be in filmmaking? but my last project had this massive miscommunication #and it tore me into pieces. like.... i was just. in a bad shape #so i changed my career completely and found work in a kindergarten #and so far the work's lovely ( like yeah. it has its own stress ) but i've started to like? idk how to say it #but in filmmaking i had a very active position. i was among the chains of command #and in this new environment ( the pre-school ) im more of a follower ?? so ive been managing my stress #by taking this outside approach where im not THAT active #but lo and behold. the other day ive got an interview offer ( this one i'm going to ) in filmmaking #and im just. i suppose im scared the past will repeat itself #or perhaps its simply my anxiety bc i kept thinking i'm just gonna screw up #or i cant take the heat of the work. but?? i do like filmmaking #even if it busted my ass #idk. sorry for the rambling. as ive said - im nervous! #hopefully this channel will resume its programme after this break! #<333 have a good day yall. fr #gen: out of character.

[ahaura]

i've gone out driving twice today once with my mom and then my dad after he got off work. this time around i've only had 1 and a 1/2 days to prepare bec they had a cancellation and on one hand. i havent been driving lately so i feel a bit rusty but also maybe not being able to over-prepare is good? and since i only had less than 2 days warning my dad says it's no big deal if i dont pass but i WANT to pass and this time im exhausted and tired which is both better and worse. the good news is that my dad is able take part of tomorrow off so he can take me to my test.

#ahvañe #it's in the afternoon which shoudl be fine as long as we finish before the local schools let out. #ive been playing starfield to take my mind off it. #also every time my dad tells someone im going to take my test im like 'oh great another person to let down' #even though i KNOW that's not how it works. these ppl are genuinely offering me good wishes and i want me to succeed #no matter how well they do or dont know me. i just have to remember to stay calm and remember the basics. #anyhow i should resume regular posting sometime soon once this has passed either way #i love and miss u all <3 heath beloved i hope u had a good bday nina i hope ur having a good day #to all my beloved mutuals take care!!!!!!! i'll be back on tmrw (regardless of what happpens lmao)

[bi-panic-at-the-disco]

I’ve been on a kick of embroidering and making patches the last couple of days

#my art #patches #embroidery #rottmnt #rottmnt Casey #daycare attendants #fnaf sb #dca fandom #the ram one is the logo I’ve made for myself #and the moon one says my moon and stars cause it’s a lowkey version of my friend’s and my inside joke that the moon is my wife #cause I was gonna say in Latin “the moon; my love’’ basically but uh yeah couldn’t find a good translation #also! all I have left of sophomore year is just my painting critique/finishing my animation/and artist papers #and also actually make my resume #also im twenty now so that’s neat and I’ve gotten an undercut #also I am now one of the execs for an art club so that’s cool #also I have sold earrings and prints and i really like ceramics #plus I am going ahead with setting up the Casey and jr zine #and now I will go wash my face and take my anxiety medication cause otherwise I will forget to sleep

[the-trans-dragon]

I need a doctor who has the patience, experience, humor, and directness to listen to whatever new treatment ideas I've concocted, and then either say "Alex, that's a stupid fucking idea, let me explain why," or "The risks are acceptable in my professional opinion. Let's go over pros and cons and then you can think about it and decide what to do."

I just think it would be fun. For me. And I wish I could find a doctor who would also find that fun. I already came up with one fun Treatment for an Illness and have been successfully using it to treat The Illness for almost a YEAR, and all the side effects are awesome so like...I am certainly full of hubris at this point.

#i dont wanna say what i take or what im treating bc its like...well...zero doctors recommended it lol. and two doctors said “that might work #but uhhhhh i dont think im the right doctor for that.“ wait. three doctors said that. but i asked the third doctor ”pwease. youre the third #doctor to tell me to go to a different doctor. i need help.“ (i was fucking desperate. i was missing so many days of work that i basically #lost an entire paycheck's worth of money in two months and like. i had also SPENT that much on the doctors who inevitably ran out of their #own ideas and then recommended i go elsewwhwre to try my idea WHICH IS FAIR but also all 3 doctors did agree it was worth a shot so like.... #i kinda needed ONE of them to actually. try it. it just took 6 months for the first one to run out of ideas and then another two or three #months to get in to see my genderal physician and then see a doctor he recommended who then recommended i go elsewhere and thats the doctor #who i was like “youre the third doctor to say that...i dont know who else to try.” goodness im glad she helped. my medicine is like $15 a #month (it was $10 when i had insurance) and i am in love with every single “side effect” and!!!! yea it has given me a large sum of hubris. #anyways.) i wanna do that again but with my other Significantly Disabling Illness. like why not lol. im already on 3 medicines that are #recommended to *not* take together (none of which are the medicine i chose to take aldjskds) so like.............seems like we #are at a “just try shit out and see what happens” stage. doctors should send me resumes and ill pick the one that looks most fun and then #we will do fun science together on my nerves system :) itll be fine lol. am i serious or kidding? i have no idea. #sorenhoots

[deityofhearts]

I just want attention but I want for people to actually want to give me attention without me having to all but beg for it (and even then I end up begging for attention, that’s what this post is)

#deity dialogue #I can’t exist without some form of attention and if I’m not receiving attention and interaction then everything just seems pointless you #know? I don’t expect constant attention from any one person that’s absurd and not like someone’s job #I just hate the feeling of loneliness and being unwanted or a burden #I know there are people who do like me and my presence and like hearing from me and i and very very grateful to you all #so hi hi if you see this post I love and appreciate you #I’m not making this post to diminish the affection and attention I receive from others #I guess just to voice that I’m constantly hungry for attention like some sort of attention vampire #blah blah I could pinpoint why exactly I’m like this but it would do no good #just like the feeling of not getting enough attention or feeling like I’m unwanted when o do recieve attention or try my best to get peoples #attention #I’m just tired of being this way but it hasn’t changed yet I try so hard to not be bothered and to not care and to not keep craving #attention or like going out of my way to get peoples attention and yet #anyways sorry for my depressing late thoughts I should go to sleep but once again I cannot #I did however make myself cry because my own thoughts (again) #I’m gonna go check on my forehead and then like idk #resume reading the stupid vampire webcomic or like make myself try and sleep #I need more sleep medicine but I don’t have the money to spare for that lmao #any money I have rn is in savings for my impending phone bill #i can just sleep during the day. also like a vampire