#i know my limits

[silkspiderrr]

Feedist kinktober #1: Gift

If you're the type of nightowl who doesn't mind a bit of danger and intrigue with your drunken carousing you might one night find yourself talking with a dark and charismatic stranger who buys you drinks but never imbibes. And if you manage to say the right things and ask the right questions this shadowy individual will invite you to a place of pleasures otherwise undetectable to the uninitiated.

The Regalo is an exclusive club catering to a highly particular clientelle, where hazy red lighting illuminates leather clad furniture that seats two types of patrons. In order to ensure business runs smoothly they are governed by a strict set of rules; the most important one being that what is sought by the one crowd must be given willingly by the other.

If you're new here you're sure to be greeted warmly by it's black-clad bar lurkers. Like vultures they flock to a new face, encircling you with honeyed words and sequestering you away to a comfortable booth. You begin to melt as they hungrily caress your flushed cheeks with their cold hands, at which point they start casually offering you their dark indulgences...

Normally you could only give them 14 percent of what they want without complications. Go over fifty and you won't live to see the day. But the Regalo has a solution: Chocolate cakes and bonbons, grilled lamb and duck confit, seafood that melts in your mouth and lavishly decorated pastries. Whoever works the kitchen has a special touch for which patrons pay an extraoridinary price. And when you give in and open your mouth to receive the luxuries offered to you from all sides you get to experience their unearthly quality; your face flushes and your heartbeat rises as you instinctively open up for the next bite, carried on a wave of praise and sultry affections. Their cool fingers are a welcome sensation on your hot body. Slowly but surely they guide you through the entire menu, filling you up bite by bite. The more you consume the more greedy they seem to become. And it's not long before a request is whispered into your ear.

You finally begin to realize what you have gotten yourself into, but pleasure has taken it's toll on your judgement and you can only moan and nod in agreement.

The sharp jab you feel is nearly lost in the sea of pleasures. You gasp and there's some laughter as your mouth is quickly stuffed with another bite, and the pain starts to give way to an unusual sensation both relaxing and invigorating. A strange mix of panic and calm, like the feeling of falling while laying in bed.

You sink deeper into pleasure as others begin to join in, their frigid lips pressing intimately against your quivering skin. Their once cold and malnourished bodies flush and bulge as they take their share, glowing with your blissfull heat and swelling against you. Studded belts and ornate corsets that now fail to contain their bloated bodies are hastily undone to make room for more.

The balance has shifted, and you smugly put your arms around the dazed cretins desperately enjoying your enhanced constitution...

You are stirred awake several hours later by a disgruntled barkeep, naked and messy but in a comfortable bed, who hands you a bathrobe and guides you out the door to close up.

The other patrons have long since left.

You protest and demand your clothes back, but the barkeeper simply chuckles and shakes his head before locking the door.

On your shameful walk home in the dim morning light you reflect on your hazy memories, wondering what parts of your experience at this weird goth club where real, but when you arrive home and examine yourself in the mirror you find yourself noticeably plumper, easily two sizes up from the day before, and covered in bite marks.

Perhaps you will visit that place again, you didn't even spend a dime after all...

#I'm not gonna have time to do all of them I'm afraid #I know my limits #my words #feedist kinktober

[jikangairodo]

im alive! and currently using a lint roller to remove cat fur from all my black socks while suffering from acid reflux

#[ooc] #the cats have gone home #im now cat-less #im so sorry for keeping #my rp partners waiting #my dms are a mess #apparently i cant multitask #ill try to catch up #and work on drafts #not at the same time tho #i know my limits #cant multitask for shit

[volodei]

Trainwreckshipping Day 2: Formal | Rivalry

in which volo is the flustered one this time 💕

#volo #submas emmet #kudari #trainwreckshipping #trainwreckship2023 #trainwreckshipping week #pokemon #pokemon volo #THREE DAYS EXACTLY #i know my limits #:’)

[madm0ses]

For someome who cums WAYYYY too much, I really have the most insane breeding kink; it’s toxic😮‍💨

#me #mine #i know my limits

[2offayyo-kzt]

the day I'm writing a Nandermo fic the fandom would collapse on how bad it is 😭

#I know my limits #those two fuckers #yeah I can't get into their minds for shit #maybe for fun I should try lol #kztpost

[kayzero]

FUNNY YOU SHOULD SAY THAT I was just thinking the other day how I should link you if not my general zero escape playlist that I'm still messing around with at least the zwg one since that has far fewer songs by comparison

I also only unlocked the ability to blorbo playlist like a year and a half ago or something?? Because I enjoy losing my mind mostly over lyrics when it comes to songs right and somehow there is not A SINGLE lyrical cover of any major ze music or even fansongs there's only two I could find and I did not like them so I had to make do somehow my brain learnt to project lol

okay listen. listen. listen.

firstly yes send me the zwg playlist i’ll put it on my tv and play it through my earpods and open my word document and think to myself “god damn it Diana why are you so hard to write dialogue for” (FOR THOSE OF YOU KEEPING TRACK! WE ARE NO LONGER GOD DAMNING SIGMA! SIGMA ANGST SCENES AND SIGMA + AKANE SCENES FLOW SO SMOOTHLY AND I’M SUPER HAPPY ABOUT IT! but Diana’s current vlr timeline characterization is making dialogue. stilted. if it’s not one thing it’s another.)

secondly. i was just thinking about how much of a god damn shame it is that i’ve never used the midi keyboard i got for christmas like two or three years ago and i came to the conclusion that i’m just Not A Musician. love music, very capable of vividly imagining choreography and music videos and my current daydream hyperfixation has me pretending that in another life i’m a successful cover artist (and also fully transitioned—less relevant).

but like. that love doesn’t translate into being able to create music. i don’t know what happened exactly but between me giving my first keyboard to my younger sister when she left for college (the musical theater major graduate who also Actually Composes Music) and getting the tiny midi keyboard with no compatible software i have completely lost the ability to even like, mimic music.

this has just been me ranting about something that makes me sad that i can’t stop focusing on (because NOW whenever i listen to FUCKING ANYTHING i am forced to imagine That Other Universe Kay covering the music and having friends) um. i lost the plot.

OH YEAB this is the part where i say “let’s make our own zero escape fansongs” except the whole lack of musical talent thing. HOWEVER (and i say this with zero evidence but that just means i have zero evidence to the contrary) I Fully Believe that if someone were to write lyrics to Blue Bird Lamentation and you were to sing those lyrics it would be beautiful.

#kay q&a #kay rambles #kay personal #i would like to request a less violently active imagination please #‘kay how’s foretold going’ we’re 4k words deep and still in the first two weeks on the moon #there was a desire to get the chapter done by halloween and offer it up as a trick or treat treat y’know #but i think this chapter’s gonna end up being somewhere between 15-20k words by the time i’m done with it #i know my limits

[littler3d]

I refuse to watch Dune part 2 purely because of how fucked up part 1 made me (I have never lost my mind as much as sitting through that movie) but I can appreciate the fact that Zendaya seems to take one look at how fucked up that twink becomes, goes “nope”, and rides off on her giant ass worm. Love that for her

#dune part two #dune 2 #dune spoilers #dune part 2 spoilers #I watched part 1 with my dad in theatres #and by the time the giant castle was attacked I was actively checking my watch #and considering the act of falling asleep in an imax theatre #i know my limits #and Dune is it

[eldesperadont]

im sorry but if anyone thinks AEW, the business, fandom and community werent toxic before punk arrived, then I’m asking where the hell youve been and to curate your experience better for your own sake, you dont have to expose yourself to bs if you dont wanna deal with it

we are talking about pro wrestling god damn, we got some of the most annoying and toxic fans there are

#sincerely someone whos been following aew since the literal first hour #not to make this into a punk vs elite thing cause jfc grow up but #I remember when kenny and bucks back in 2018 got as much flack as punk gets rn 😂 #my point being #this tug o war is stupid #please take a break if you need too #these silly shows are not worth loosing sleep and health over #thats why im constantly on and off with wrestling #i know my limits #percht.txt #wrestling thoughts tm

[the-bloody-sadist]

Ok based on your las post you should probably avoid the analog series Kids TV then because it really is manly made out of those claymation figures

Like I said, I know about all of these already and have seen plenty of clips and explanations of their content. I don't watch any of these things except through the filter of YouTubers reviewing them.

ALSO I SPELLED ANALOG IN THAT POST YOU'RE REFERRING TO LIKE ANALOGUE AND THAT'S SO ANNOYING...*kicks wall* I hate spelling things wrong. I was too scared to look up the spelling though because WHAT IF IT SHOWED ME THE MANDELA CATALOGUE????

*punches fist through wall*

#sadist’s answered asks #no need to tell me what NOT to watch guys lmao #I know my limits

[spoonylu]

Hey I know people mean well when they reply things like "please remember to take care of yourself!!" when replying to me talking about getting work done, but also: have you considered........I need to do work.......to.......take care of myself........

Like I'm all about self-care and all that, but also, self-care isn't just taking the day off and bubble baths and buying gifts for yourself. It's also managing your time and making sure you get paid and make money. I know I'm constantly working on shit, but this IS how I make money TO take care of myself.

It's a small thing, but a slight adjustment of language, like saying "I hope you can find time to relax" really does go a long way.

#this is a bit of a pet peeve of mine ngl #I am 31 #I know how to take care of myself #i know my limits #i know you mean well #but i can't just stop working #people paid me money for my service

[chmerical]

the urge to reblog the opinion meme vs my intense anxiety every time i get an anon

#listen #i know my limits #ooc.

[eldritchdemonfox]

ever made a oc specifically for a rp

Yeah

#rebloged #ask blog #fox’s rambles #ask #anon #I’m not making a whole new blog tho I’ll get too burnt out #I know my limits #and my mental health comes first

[greentrickster]

That primal 1:30 am urge to give yourself a haircut because your life is insane and you desire at least that much semblance of control.

#my life #no I'm not actually gonna do it #that's why I'm posting this #instead of one going 'haha guys I f*cked up' #I know my limits #very tempting though #I do need a haircut

[old-stoneface]

im taking a nap before work i cant do this on an empty tank, not even with an energy drink

#i know my limits #sam.txt

[criscura]

I just want to see one of those clickbait mobile ads with the sad women where they end up happy. Please give the pregnant lady and her baby a warm house with functioning windows. Please just give the sad girl a bath and nice clothes. No more breaking walls down. No more buzzing off their hair. No more crying, I just want to see them better off

#i know this is the sims #but one of the first times i ever played something for an actual day straight was the sims #and it's a contributing factor to why i don't let myself play video games #i know my limits

[jovialturtleface]

Mr. Pointy and tall bug 

#doodle #sketch #scribble #oc tag #Firmis #Dethkuloz #Extant Universe #July 2022 #It's real messy but hey it's them #My OC art might look like this for a bit #I've been so focused on AF so this is the best I can do #Not to make it seem like AF is a chore #I know my limits