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peebls · 11 months

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What if Sora, Donald and Goofy went to MDZS?

A threadfic based on a Tumblr post suggesting I crossover the first and last fandoms I wrote for.

sora, donald, and goofy disembark in a forest. sora recognizes the local flora and says, "hey, do you think this is mulans world?"

donald: could be.

goofy: where should we start?

sora: like we always do. walk until we find people or we find heartless.

heartless spawn everywhere.

sora: i guess we found the heartless.

in this au the heartless are used in the place of fierce corpses. they look like cartoon zombies. heartless local to this world also include wen spy birds and sword spirits.

so they defeat the heartless and this npc is there, looking dazzled.

"i was hiding over here and watching! i've never seen someone who could defeat them before! what sect are you from?"

and they look to one another and eventually fumble out that they're just traveling.

"oh cool so you're rogue cultivators? if you need a place to stay, i've got an inn."

on the way they ask about mulan. he doesn't know her, because the events of mdzs predate the legend of mulan. don't ask me questions about the way time functions in this level relative to the kh universe.

the inn the npc leads them to is the same inn the jiangs are trying to stay in, and the inn that the jins have booked.

so luo qingyan is there and she's like oh are you here for the lectures? cool that the lans let us study in their sect like that. can't wait to learn! what kind of cultivation do you guys do?

sora: uh i can do this?

~keyblade reveal~

eventually somebody will ask if it has a name and he doesn't get it. he says it's a keyblade, so the characters refer to it as 'keyblade' as if it were a name. never "the keyblade" or "your keyblade" but simply as keyblade.

luo qingyan: 😍 which clan do you study under?

sora: we're ... *glances as donald and goofy* rogue cultivators?

she's basically like alright keep your secrets, i'll see you in class.

sora: i don't know what these lectures are about, but i'm curious to learn more about cultivation! maybe we can learn new magic.

mianmian: don't forget your passes!

trinity: shit we don't have those.

they acquire the jiang clan's passes somehow.

on their way up the mountain, they meet wei wuxian, who is backtracking to retrieve the lost passes. only, they don't speak to one another, because pluto is with them, in that way that pluto only is when it's handy for the plot.

so wei wuxian sees pluto and obviously screams shijie save me at the top of his lungs and runs for his life.

"ok pluto i guess maybe you should wait in the car for this one?"

trinity meets the jiang clan at the gates, where the disciples are camping out and waiting for wei wuxian to come back. the situation becomes apparent very quickly, and trinity decides easily to return the passes they picked up.

so jiang cheng is all "ok esteemed second jade, here are the passes."

and the guards are side-eyeing trinity. "and them?"

let me make something absolutely clear. trinity does not get any disguise outfits for this level. they look like they always do.

some kid with blue eyes and two anthropomorphic animals wearing colorful underwear with no sense of etiquette whatsoever are standing with this group of disciples making puppy eyes while jiang cheng is replying, without so much as a threat of an expression, "they're with us."

the lectures are mini games or something. unimportant. include cutscene of clans introducing themselves and giving gifts to establish character names and that wens are bad. moving on

trinity goes to biling lake, because the waterborne abyss is a swarm monster and it would make a good boss

wei wuxian introduces himself cheerfully to the gang, saying something like, "hey we met before sorry you had to see that side of me. i'm just very afraid of dogs but don't let that get out, ok?"

and he walks away and goofy, perplexed, says: "oughh, should we tell 'im?"

donald: no.

they must also speak to wen ning, because it will be relevant later. archery mini game.

this is largely cql verse but i’m ignoring the yin iron plot because i don’t like it, which means the next plot point is the wen's ambush on cloud recesses

i think this would be kind of cool. so far we've had the spawn room, in the woods, which with the exception of the first wave of heartless, is a safe room with a save point.

we have the path to town, hostile screen. town and inn, safe rooms. mountain path to cloud recess, two hostile screens. within cloud recesses are safe rooms but the back hills are hostile.

the exception is when the wens attack. the cloud recesses becomes a hostile zone, and the rooms are the same but they are on fire, like olympus.

but this au is running on kh2's engine so it's nothing big and cinematic. it's just. on fire now.

wei wuxian is already gone bc he punched jin zixuan (off screen, because this game already has 25 hours of cutscenes) so trinity kind of ends up reporting to xichen and xichen is like you shall help my brother.

and wangji is like i hate you.

and he's a party member but his tacturnity is awkward and even somewhat imposing. his kh2 flatface is abysmal. they don't work very well together (because they are missing wei ying) but they push back the wens.

the boss is a large heartless, controlled by wen ruohan, who is there personally because we like fun in this au.

and that's the end of sora's first trip to the land of cultivation. again, this is running on kh2's engine, so there will be another return.

in the meantime, though, in accordance with a Major Series Plot Point that i haven't made up yet, riku finds his way to the land of cultivation shortly after sora's triumphant exit, and he walks right into the wen clan's indoctrination.

literally he just shows up. this sounds like lazy writing, but lan wangji shows up wherever the chaos is and by god so do kh characters. so riku disembarks, and is immediately ushered with other disciples.

he becomes acquaintanced with wei wuxian between arriving to the indoctrination and the tortoise of slaughter.

also the wens have a battle mini game, because this level requires gameplay, under the premise of the wens evaluating his cultivation level. even in this world's endgame after the wen sect is eliminated, you can come back to this place and fight battles

he's very helpful in fighting off the wens as he can summon his keyblade and use magic but ultimately he chooses to help jiang cheng and the rest of the disciples escape.

then, riku fights the boss with them. he weaves the darkness around him with comfort, blends it with light seamlessly. wei wuxian watches him with burning eyes.

but before that he's just chilling with these guys, these bros, in a dark cave, 0 feet apart because they're all gay.

i think riku gets along very well with lan wangji. strength to protect what matters. they get each other.

riku sees it all. wei wuxian sleeping in his lap, lan wangji singing to him. he knows that they are in love and wei wuxian is clearly a mirror of sora.

so they don't spend a week underground. they kill the monster immediately, carry out wei wuxian shortly after he loses consciousness.

riku doesn't see lotus pier fall. he gets a g rated escort mission instead. something about taking some disciples home.

and then, we speedrun the sunshit campaign. time is meaningless.

riku finds his way to the cloud recesses and jiang cheng is already there with wangji, agreeing to search for wei wuxian. riku helps.

he sees wei wuxian's turn to darkness. he feels it and he knows it. wei wuxian is standoffish with him, feels that riku's experience with darkness does not set the precedent for his own.

they fight the sunshot campaign. think battle of 1000 heartless, except there are also heartless on your side. it's ridiculous, worse than fighting with dream eaters.

riku receives an invitation to the first cultivation conference following the war as an honored guest. this is the conference that wei wuxian will barge into demanding wen ning's location.

seeing that wei wuxian's darkness is taking a turn for the worse, riku follows him to the jin encampment to find that the unspeakable has come to pass: wei wuxian has turned wen ning into a heartless.

riku is like okay i need reinforcements Now, and because i like the gummi phone from kh3 i am importing it. he calls sora

((or, perhaps, since this is still ostensibly a kh2 au, he seeks sora out and intentionally leads him back to the land of cultivation. point is, he needs sora. he knows the power of sora's light.))

except, when sora arrives. he is too late. far, far too late. they ask around about wei wuxian, and the vendor they speak to shows them the ugly drawings.

they find out that wei wuxian is known by another name now: the yiling patriarch, and that he has been dead for 16 years.

disbelieving that it could be the same wei wuxian , sora heads for the cloud recesses. they meet the juniors along the way.

they're doing that statue thingy. statue fun mini boss. wei wuxian calls wen ning. sora hasn't seen wen ning like this. it's horrifying.

wei wuxian, lan wangji, and jiang cheng alll do their thing. for all these mdzs characters they have either never seen wei wuxian or it's been 16 years since they had done so.

sora saw him a few days ago. he confirms with trinity that the masked man is wei wuxian.

sora chases wangxian away from the scene and just bluntly says hey we heard you were dead.

lan wangji dismisses them and asks them to please escort the juniors.

going forward sora mostly hangs with the juniors. he goes to coffin town. gets kidnapped with them and shows up for battle of a thousand fierce corpses part 2 but this one is significantly more fun because your allies have pretty hair and flashy robes and you won't stand there swinging fruitlessly at a non enemy for 5 minutes. i hate dream drop distance.

((this is getting rough. why is mdzs so long. i forget every order of this plot. aiyo))

trinity gotta be there for the golden core reveal. cause they gotta it's important. they're on the boat too. they share in wen nings awkwardness when wei wuxian is flustered to notice them there. sora doesn't get it.

they accompany wangxian into the guanyin temple, knowing at minimum that they're tracking xue yang's benefactor and the one who framed wei wuxian.

wei wuxian: lan zhan! lan wangji! hanguang jun! i... i really love you!

trinity, in equal tandem,

goofy: huh?

donald: wah!?

sora: whaaaaaaaaat???

then they're hugging or whatever and jiang cheng shows up and all that bit goes on while sora is sitting quietly, reeling over his newfound awareness that it is possible for men to like each other.

jiang cheng is yelling but sora is watching the couple. his eyes follow lan wangji's hands where they grasp at wei ying soothingly.

nie mingjue is kind of a gimmick battle. something about needing wei wuxian's whistling to make him vulnerable or some dumb reaction command that you can only activate within a certain pixel next to wen ning. maybe even both. for flavor.

we have to make this pg rated somehow, so we'll skip the whole brotherly stabbing and go straight for seal breaking and whatever it was that got jin guangyao tossed into the casket.

so that's that. following the end of the guanyin temple, we get a cutscene of trinity walking through the woods. they see wangxian in the far distance, standing close to one another and speaking, and then a nice chaste little disney kiss.

"good for them," sora says, lacing his fingers behind his head. his smile drops. he looks into the middle distance. he thinks of riku.

“oh! i almost forgot!” he exclaims.

he shatters the moment. he approaches the couple and asks them if they've seen riku. lan wangji recognizes his description and confirms that they have seen him, although it had been 16 years ago.

sora is full up of hope.

they say goodbyes. lan wangji presents them with a jade token and tells them they are always welcome in the cloud recesses. they bow like cultivators and it's silly and adorable.

the token also acts as a keychain, giving sora a nifty new keyblade.

#please dont take this seriously i didn't #mdzs #kh #mo dao zu shi #kingdom hearts #cql #the untamed #wangxian #soriku #wei wuxuan #lan wangji #mdzs fanfiction #kh fic #ficlet #threadfic #this is just one big shitpost

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ezlo-x · 3 years

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So I was thinking about the bad guys for my zelda au

“The Malice” or Malice Ganon

Malice Ganon will be more of a classic nes/snes approach to it. Malice does not have a human form (he used to but felt far more stronger and powerful in his monster form) and with Sheikah technology he was able to transform himself in a far more stronger and mangled form.

Malice Ganon takes three forms; a large cloud-like form though he cannot use his strength and powers he can only look around Hyrule. And his Dark Beast form taking a large giant boar beast that is capable of wiping out huge chunks of land with its powers. And finally it’s true form being an large anthropomorphic boar (still don’t have a solid idea of this design but it’s the one with the boar skull in my animated vid “Rather Sleep”)

Malice Ganon is a large threat to Hyrule destroying the castle and turning the Guardians and Divine Beast against everyone and killing them off easily. His main focus now is to find the chosen hero (Ganondorf) and the child who holds Hylia’s powers (Sheik) and kill them to truly become an unstoppable force

I do wanna give Malice Ganon personality and make him very menacing but im still thinking how

Vaati

Vaati breaks free from the Four Sword Seal by Malice Ganon. At first he takes his Picori form and took his human form by the help of Malice

Vaati is not Malice’s sidekick, he has plans of his own and turns monsters against Ganondorf and his group of friends. Vaati’s main focus is with Sheik knowing that Sheik’s powers are at a slumber state, Vaati can take that and become far more powerful. His main plan is to do that so he can take down Malice Ganon and become more powerful than him.

The Yiga Clan

The Yiga a mostly an obstacle for Ganondorf and the group. They do not praise nor worship Malice Ganon, they fear him.

Vaati makes a deal with The Yiga that if they side with, they can wander around Hyrule do whatever they want and to also distract Ganondorf to kidnap Sheik at the right moment Master Kohga agreed.

The Yiga are only threatening to wandering travelers and the Gerudo stealing any valuables they have.

Large and small monsters

Monsters act more like animals though Malice Ganon and Vaati can manipulate these creatures and make them far more aggressive. In Malice’s case, he can resurrect dead monsters by the power of the blood moon and make them far more aggressive.

Large Monsters

Large Monsters are apex predators and majority dwell far beyond human contact.

They only attack when provoked or when they see someone nearby

They can be hunted for their parts for medicine and potions (Lynels, Molduga, Hinox). Talus Dodongos are usually hunted for their gems that they grow but for Gorons, the Igneo Talus Dodongo benefits them more for meat.

Small monsters

Bokoblins are the urban monsters of Hyrule always dwelling near Horse Stables for the left over food that gets thrown away. However these Bokoblins become a threat once they bring their cousins the Moblins along so they get shooed away pretty easily

Moblins are more aggressive towards people and are capable of standing up on their hind legs to become more intimidating. Moblins are very strong and needs a large group of hunters to be taken down.

Lizalfos are giant lizards with a very venomous saliva. Depending on the Lizalfos element (poison, ice, fire, thunder) it can badly burn off skin.

#its almost 1am dont know what took over me to do this #tloz au txt #ask to tag #long post

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diarrheaworldstarhiphop · 5 years

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What are your thoughts on the Cyberpunk 2070 ad that has people in a tizzy, what with the large weiner on the lady and the sodie-pop

lmao, goofy

kinda confirms the way i have been panning it and portraying it as WOW COOL BLADES, as it is polish devs making it after all.

to effortpost a lil on it, however…

That’s not to say I hate it for it or think it ruins the game or even that i demand x,y, and z representation; but that it is an enormous tell for the depth of the game. In that, it’s a fun cybernetic sandbox first and ethical and futurist exploration of social strata dissolving with technocapital thru medium second… or third or honestly, last haha. It is the difference between something really compelling and GTA with body mods. It’s a solid 7 out the gates versus something that tries to exceed expectations. It’s just a setting and nothing else.

Back to the fat dick lady, there are alot of ciswomen who would love to have a dick. and i DO mean ciswomen, in the same way that alot of men fantasize/joke about having tits for a day or something. In a cyberpunk future, there would be enormous cybernetic toy cocks to strap on and test out.

That’s the only way i rationalize it as it’s not transgender representation in the slightest, certainly not binary transgender representation. If anyone is to look at that ad and go “lmao transwoman” then it’s being informed by the male gaze or the sexualized portrayal of transness via the fantasy sex icon. It’s fundamentally reductive if that’s the intent. It’s literally a monster cock slapped on a hot cis girl. It’s Futa or whatever when it seems more likely that something like cyberpunk2077′s setting would feature a separatist transgender terrorist cult or something.

The genre has it’s roots in punk, which by definition, is a radical departure from gender norms and societal conventions. Actually, it’s a resistance to that. Punk is notable for the way it made assault against gender stereotypes in it’s body of politics, music and fashion. Cyberpunk then would be a lens into exploring how cybernetics, corporations and technology impacts and then assaults, forces a breakdown or radical change in societal structures as we know it.

As far as i give a shit, i think a cyberpunk setting would be opening pandora’s box of gender and self-expression. “Well, it makes sense that in this future, a trans person can simply appear as cis as the opposite sex” alot of people say to the monster cock futa ad controversy, but theres alot of people who want to be decidedly NOT like either sex or something completely, literally alien. There are people who yearn for human exit in a way that isn’t cleanly “they would just look like an anthropomorphic robot lol” and on top of that, technocapital is actively creating dissonance with our bodies and self-perception. In a cyberpunk future, it would be accelerated to a degree that lmao cis people with sword arms and cis girls with monster cocks wouldnt satisfy, let alone produce total verisimilitude. I mean, it’s already happening in a way, and thats without the insane corporate dystopia of cyberpunk. So in a way, i feel Cyberpunk 2077 is limited by the perception of limits of it’s creators (and what it’s audience would find palatable and render the property as profitable). As i said, a trans terror cult would be pretty cool to see but i would doubt that. Furthermore, i feel the depiction would piss off alot of leftoid work journos, themselves limited by their own perceptions and sensibilities. And that’s a shame. That alone would prevent any dev from going that route. While I havent paid attention, im sure those same journos are currently screaming outrage at the polska devs over the futa advertisement, so how likely is it to actually see some dystopian radical trans depictions outside some sanitized neolib portrayal.

Anyway, I think the reason why cyberpunk 2077 stands out to me is that, it’s a fun display case of the genre but in a way that comes on the heels of vapourwave and other contemporaneous hauntological yearnings for lost futures and functions as a nostalgic return to the comforts of the 1980s, where things seem to be headed for blade runner world and Escape from New York. What social breakdown it does show is just the what-if anxieties of that era off the pace of development over the prior few decades. Something like how Akira’s NEOTOKYO seemed EXTREMELY likely and that’s why Akira is set in the far off year of 2019.

It reveals the impatience and cagey-ness of our generation, condemned to… coast. No utopia, no dystopia either. No apocalypse on the horizon, nothing to hold on to as the future. We live according to a sort of agony, forced to float through our Barzakh of unipolar neoliberalism surrounded by fictional media that predicts any number of insane dystopias or catastrophes just around the corner.Even cyberpunk becomes as goofy, toothless and wistful as Disney’s Tomorrowland. Cyberpunk 2077 is the millennial Tomorrowland.

Anyway, i think ill probably enjoy the game, it’s still a 7/10 maybe. maybe less. But idk why it’s so controversial to express criticism or expect more of something and not just lap up what ABC company offers us as pure pre-launch gold.

#effortpost #cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk

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bloojayoolie · 5 years

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Being Alone, Animals, and Apparently: >Hey guys, I wanna run a game Sure, guy, that sounds good. Let's go for that. Youve played in a few games, I'm sure you can handle running something >It's going to be my own custom setting, based on d20 modern Oh god, how is this going to turn out? >It's based on a book I've been writing since I was a teenager Oh boy, this is gonna be amazing >Post-apocalyptic future of the area we live in A standard take, but a classic one >Players are all equipped with Pipboys which operate as radios, inventories, and watches Oh boy! >Characters have energy bars that fill and deplete as they use their powers Oh boy! >Monster Energy drink is a energy-replacing item so important it serves as a major feature of the setting Oh boy! >Players pick an animal, a weapon, and an "element" and can transform into an anthropomorphic elemental animal form that gains extra powers and uses their weapon for super-damage Oh boy! >DM doesnt know how many core features of d20 in general work Oh boy >DM doesn't know the geography of the area we live in Oh boy! >DM doesn't know particular facts of reality Oh boy! >DM has a DMPC who the story is about who is the most powerful of the animal/elemental/weapon people Oh boy! >Much of the DMPC's plot revolves around a romance with the stand-in for the DM's dead ex fiancee Oh boy! >The DMPC's love interest dies tragically Oh boy One player dropped out within an hour of showing up the first day. The rest of us held on for a shocking number of weeks just so we'd have something to fill time with, and some place to go have pizza and hang out for a bit, and to have stories And oh. I have stories. The "elements" alone were... staggering. "Legends d20 Fallout: Mighty Morphin' That Guy Rangers >That Guy ran a game based on his post-apocalyptic tragic romantic autobiographical work in progress novel about people in the future using magic fallout watches to turn into animals Quoted By: *46403659 46403704 >4640397846404111 >>46404256 I've told this story a few times, but basically, this guy sets out to make a game based on the epic sci fi novel called Legends" he's been writing, based on his life, only set in the distant future. He uses d20 modern to do so. He had none of the books, never played the system, and didn't know how anything worked In addition to our regular hit points we had rolled, he saddled us with 150 extra HP. Why? Because he didn't know how damage worked. So, for example his main character (based on him, of course) had a sword that did 1d100 damage per hit. No strength bonus, no multiple attacks, just 1d100 d have characters who had d100s as their damage die. In fact, There's other fun stuff about the "combat system" I can go into later, but I wanna touch on the core concept of the game for a moment. It's ye olde post-apocalypse, after what is basically the Second Impact, a meteor made out of monsters and evil crashes into earth and reformats it into crazy world. The game takes place in the region we live in, which was kinda a neat concept to start with, but then it got out of hand because of none of us much geography Every player picks an animal, an "element", and a weapon, and those become our spirit animal/element/weapon. I was an ice wolf with katars, my friend was a darkness panther with a sword, and our other friend was an electromagnetic pteradactyl with a pair of berettas, at which point you might begin to see why I put "element" in quotation marks, because the magic system and cosmology were all over the map Quoted By >>46403692 46403978 >46404111 >>46430662 46403615 Here's some of the elements we were informed of or encountered: Ice Fire, Wind, Water 티ectricity. Plants. Poison. Darkness but not shadow Sunlight, Electromagnetism Nuclear Power, Acid Mental Healing, and I believe Drugs was one as well. I bring up darkness/shadow because, as I said, one of the party members was a darkness character, who could control shadows and use them to freeze people in place and so on and suchlike. However, the enemies were living shadows.. and he had no control or effect on them. Because darkness is different from shadow Anyways, we spent about two and a half, maybe three months of sundays playing games with this guy, halfway because the concept was so gonzo and he was such a pushover as a DM that we could basically justify doing any completely retarded thing we wanted, partly we had nothing better to do and felt bad for him, and partly it was fun to hang out and eat pizza and (as time went by) watch movies rather than play the game. I haven't really touched on the plot yet. We're locals in this post-apocalptic future, me a farmer and the other guy a raider (the third player, the pteradactyl guy, bailed out half an hour into the first session quite gracefully and never ever returned), and we go t this magical academy where, it is implied, we will somehow learn how to use our powers This is in fact a vicious lie The "magical academy is in fact a lawless hell-hive run by loosely disguised versions of the DM and his former fiancee (I say Versions because there were two characters with the same name as him) that was instantly and irrevocably termed "the mexican prison every time we mentioned it. "Lessons" consisted of us agreeing that our characters did nothing rational or interesting for 6 months at a time and we'd gain random stat bonuses or special powers that were either more or less game breaking than our current powers Quoted By 46403719 46403978 46404111 46403659 Between these wastes of time, we'd go do other time wasting things like chase a dragon only to have Version A of him come slay it, or scavenge for pristine cans of Monster Energy Drink around the remains of the cities. Which brings me, in a round-a-bout way, to the matter of the "combat system" You see, as I mentioned, he's never played d20 modern, played what seems to be very little D&D, and had apparently decided to hijack what Im told is some JRPG's combat system for his "homebrew. We're given energy bars, and every time we use one of our special moves the bar gets depleted. And our special moves are quite special. We can still use normal attacks, or we can use his totally awesome "combo attack", where if we get a 15-20 on the d20 roll, we deal an additional 1d4 damage! Or, we can use a "power attack" and, if we get a 19 or 20, automatically deal double damage, amazing! He actually wrote the word "power attack" down in his notes, then told us to it, and didn't understand when we seemed taken aback. In addition to these wonderful options, we also get some magic super abilities, like beam attacks or choking people with their darkness, or other things like that, which range between useless, already covered by abilities in the game, or completely broken. I had an ability where l'd shoot a super ice beam at someone with my katars, and get +d12 to damage for every chunk of my energy bar I depleted in the process, and that's where the Monster Energy Drink comes in because a single can of Monster Energy can be drunk as a free action and completely refill your energy bar And thus I became an ice drill Quoted By: *46403799 *46403978 »>46404111 46403692 I've sadly forgotten some of our funnier moments in the game, but others will never leave me. Like when our "ally", a poison T-Rex with a sniper rifle, kept shooting us in combat because the DM didn't understand what a "miss" means. Eventually we collapsed the Tacoma dome on him, us, and the enemy and that seemed to work out Oh, and all rope was referred to as "fuckin' rope" for no clear reason. All our items resided in our pip boys, by the way. Which was his exact description of them, no less You know how you can cause an explosion by filling a room with flour and then igniting it? It's a bit exotic of a trap, but it's something you can do. I told him about that once and from then on it became a valid combat tactic. In open-air areas. As a standard action Man, my mind's just boiling as I remember some of the other things. Eventually he decided +150 hit points was too many and brought it down to +89. We met a few people who he told us did 1d1000 as damage, but we never saw this in action Quoted By: >46403978 46404111 46404725 >>46406650 46403719 There was a fighting tournament that used DBZ rules, which the panther exploited by winning 4 fights via ringout. For you see, because all these people do 1d20 or 1d30 (he had a d30) damage, with maybe some extra dice for flavor, as damage, none of them had strength scores. So the easiest way to beat them, without having to carve through their 500 hit points using a sword? Bullrush. And the DM didnt know what it was or that it sted The panther dude took Agile Riposte and used the 25 dex granted to him by the DM being a moron and fighting defensively to take Attacks of Opportunity mpletely carve up enemies by exploiting the fact the DM doesn't know how often you can s the fast hero and I ended up with less dexterity due to the DM's incompetence. In return, I mocked the concept relentlessly. Whenever my character transformed from human to furry mode, I would do a power rangers henshin sequence "Blue Wolf POWER!" I also promised my next character would be a water crab with a sledgehammer for his weapon, so l could call myself "MC Hammer" and do the hammer dance, on account of being a crab. But it wasn't to be Two sessions in a row, we showed up and played nothing. We sat with the DM and watched then early-days Netflix for a bit, maybe had some pizza, discussed what we might do in the game next week, left after a half hour or so, came back next week, did it again, left again, and the week after that the DM simply didn't invite us over. The Legend of Legends ended as it began: With unbearable disappointment and confusion And that's the story of the worst game I ever played

#funny #lol #humor #memes #meme #memehumor #dank memes #funny pics #rolf #lmao #Being Alone #Animals

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