#i just wanted to make the joke 😂

[alitgblog]

came up with this idea last week before SOMEONE got "dumped" so let's just pretend this is pre hideaway volume IV

#litg fanart #litg #litg s8 #love island the game #why draw a hand when you can put it in a pocket or just fade out mid forearm #full disclosure i did get lazy and half trace jin and theo's sprites #i just wanted to make the joke 😂 #also i can't for the life of me remember what this quote/concept is from so if anyone knows pls lmk

[to-a-merrier-world]

one of the great writing pains is when you’re writing from just one POV, but you have a million notes on how all the other characters are feeling and thinking internally that the POV character will never know, and so your readers will never know, but YOU know😭

#and no i won’t just add other POVs #that’s not the POINT #i think abt the other characters’ internal thoughts and feelings cause it makes it easier to write them #it helps me ynderstand how they’d act in a scene #cause ultimatey this story isn’t abt them #it’s abt the POV character #but it still makes me sad that readers can’t see all my notes #makes me want to release an annotated version of fics😂 #also to include my lil jokes to myself lmao #anyways #writing #fanfiction

[fitzrove]

Rant in the tags... I am insufferable

#i keep watching video essays that annoy me..... #largely about like idk 'girlhood' 💀 #and they never make sense or come across as relatable because smth like loneliness or relationship drama or identity for women is ALWAYS #connected to relationship history with men 💀 #and h*terosexuality is treated as an universal aspect of womanhood #this also makes many stories unrelatable to me. a man existing is not a crime but stories saying smth deep about womanhood through how women #feel about men makes it alienating when you don't see the world that way #also idk some video essays are just soo pretentious and the person talking obviously doesnt know enough abt the topic #this doesnt only go for 'girlhood' type essays btw it also goes for the stuff i watch about minecraft and ts2 etc (yeah...) 😂💀 #anyway yeah where is the essay about the universal girl experience of wanting to be crown prince rudolf (JOKING) #no but the thing is... watching dune made me realise... ppl never let a girl be a hero in blockbusters IN THE SAME WAY men get to be #st*r w*rs tried but the overall plot failed in many parts & people couldnt be normal abt it #idk i do think its because of how sex and romance are treated way differently in women's stories....... women never have those happen #just randomly on the side as things that build her up and somewhat affect the hero's journey - it often becomes About The Man #(because often it is a man) #idk #where's girl p*ul atr*ides. where's girl j*sus. where's girl crown prince rudolf #(in my fanfics.... that last one is in my fanfics...) #well just one so far unfortunately 😔

[bittersweetresilience]

aspec characters on my character list: 73/96 arospec characters on my character list: 46/96 aroaspec characters on my character list if i wasn't repressed about it: 96/96

#🌃 #the last one is a joke but also it's not i do think i interact with characters and their relationships in a fundamentally aroace way #HOWEVER #i hate headcanoning characters to be different than they are stated to be in canon i think it's incompatible and personally disrespectful #but with gender and aroace headcanons it's different because #the good thing is aroace spectrums cover such a broad range of experiences that it can be reconciled with just about any relationship type #aro people can date ace people can have sex aro people can have unrequited feelings #sometimes being aroace is that fundamental feeling of isolation and not quite understanding how #other people do it like they're getting love right and you don't know what it is or how to get there #sometimes being aroace is not being interested in all of that sometimes it's desperately wanting it and then realizing #what you want isn't exactly the same as what other people do #sometimes it's nonhuman coding sometimes it's neurodivergence coding sometimes it's a drive for knowledge or truth in place of Romance™ #sometimes it's connection a bit to the left sometimes it's disconnection sometimes it's hunger sometimes it's looking through a window #reaching or wanting to reach or feeling like you should be wanting and not sure how to deal with the fact that you don't #for me always it's lonely #but it doesn't have to be #i can make these characters happy... like sisyphus and camus... #i don't know what i'm even going on about anymore 😂 #THE POINT IS #if you are my favorite character you cannot escape the aroaceification 😘 love you queerplatonically

[jessiesjaded]

I be like im such a bitch, im so mean, got a cold little heart and then 5 minites later im sending a girl I used to work with and I haven't seen for 2? 3? Years 100 bucks at 11pm on saturday because she's dead broke and lives by herself in Sydney now and im one of the only numbers she still has and she sending me this whole screed about how im such an angel and so kind and it's like Babe, save it for my eulogy

#she said she'll repay me on tuesday but i Highly doubt #but i do believe shes in a terrible spot so if i never see it again i can deal #not much in the scheme of life and shit #and her parents are dead shes an only child she got bullied at the joint we used to work #she can have 100 bucks #i just dont want whole long spiels it makes me feel uncomfy lmao #the eulogy bits not really a joke the i always have this fear i'll die and like only 10 people will turn up 😂 #theres more than 10 fuckers in my fanily thered be at least 20 jessie cmon now #i dont want an empty funeral #<< normal not weord thing to fear in your 20s lmao

[andthebeanstalk]

What up I'm married to a tall person who is basically Milo Thatch but agender, and uhhh, basically, yeah, everyone should be jealous and I LOVE MY CUTE TWINK NERD WIFE!!!!! 😤😤🥰🥰🥰❤❤❤👌👌

#original #i love my wife #had a big crush on that character growing up #you know who else is really into her? EVERY OTHER CHUBBY TRANS GUY IN CHICAGO apparently we just see her and are like OH HELL YEAH #do you know why this is? it is because we have excellent taste that is why. #and also we want non threatening masc people to be into us and respect our gender! that's me anyway #and this is excellent news for her anyway bc we're in an open relationship & she thinks guys like me (her HUSBAND 🥰😁) are incredibly hot #this is also bc she has excellent taste. #but it is a running joke that she keeps getting nice OKC matches that look a lot like me 😂 #anyway this post is a thing that would have made young me BOIL with envy if someone else said it but in fact it is ME #and young me grew into me and is in here like AAWWWWWWW YYYEEEEEEEEAAAHHHHH 🤘🤘🤘🤘🚀🚀🚀 #she doesn't just look like Milo she also moves and emotes and talks like him. and until recently her glasses would not stay on her face! #she got new ones. nerd. i adore her. #she is so kind to Jack (me) and to my giant anxious pitbull child #she puts his blankie on him as he rests on her toes to make sure she doesn't go anywhere 😭😭❤ #she is my best friend and she never makes me feel stupid or fake or undeserving. she just likes me so much and she fkn acts like it! #and we have good boundaries and communication in a very autistic way [positive] and she is so smart and funnyyy #oh i am falling asleep now #probably has something to do with how thinking about my wife makes me feel safe and warm or some gay shit like that 🙄 ;) #edit: omg it just occurred to me that she is like 80% Mill and 20% Jessica Jones. just in terms of like. vibes. XD #she cares a lot about Jessica Jones. I will tell her my findings in the morrow #*80% Milo

[pepprs]

being m*rried would fix me. goodbye

#purrs #like omg. iam so scared it will never happen to me because im 24 years old and don’t have a. drivers license and am terrified of covid and h #have never kissed or whatever in my whole life 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 b it i want to get married so bad and not just like to get married but to find my #Prrson. i don’t even think i want kids anymore (🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴) i literally just want to find my person and be with them already. this post brought #to you by someone i follow on another platform posting abt how their engagement ring makes them choked up when they catch a glimpse of it in #the most mundane moments of their life bc it means their partner is waiting for them and loves them etc etc. like oh my GOD. lying in the #street right now. please god please god please god let that happen for me please please please. i can’t take it anymore ♥️ #delete later #i used to never post abt things like this on principle but then last yr put me in a hydraulic press so now i will post about missing my #soulmate whenever i damn well please which is every single day. im going crazyyyyy with despair omfgnrhskdhdj why am i living like this 😭 #lkteraly i think abt my future wedding if i am so lucky as to ever get to have one every 3 hours at LEAST no joke.

[torgawl]

unpopular opinion but a ship being queer coded doesn't make it compelling

#the dynamic between the characters‚ on another hand‚ does! #sometimes ships from certain media are carried by 'queer coding' instead of being relevant because of the actual relationship #that‚ to me‚ means very little #what does it matter if their colours compliment each other or that their names are intended to hint at something if the relationship in #the story fails to portray anything romance-like or their dynamic is just poorly written? #i could go on a tangent here because this is coming from me wanting to rant about a specific genshin ship but i will shut up #i just want to be a hater #i don't even hate the ship itself it's the fans who take scenes out of context and depth from the characters to make the narrative fit #also the constant idea in fandoms that friendships/platonic relationships can't have depth or be the reason someone cares deeply for #somebody else. or even the idea platonic feelings can't be complicated. #i think it's also hard for me to swallow every genshin ship because it's obvious they use queer coding without compromise as a way to #profit with both the staights and the lgbts but whatever #yes i am aware of the censorship but i'm also aware they're a multi-millionaire company that keeps repeating the same 'formula' #for marketing everytime new characters are released... and it works. #genshin will never be as gay as actual gay media from gay creators and i think people have a hard time grasping that #a bit unrelated to my original point but also not really because i do think it influences the way people interact with the story #i'm not trying to say people can't have fun by the way 😂 #this all started because i dislike a popular ship and that makes you feel like you're somehow missing a few screws #how come i'm the only right person here 🤣 (joking)

[m0rsart]

I am a stressed because of guy being weird and incelly.

#he text me after I didn’t respond to him being like ohhhh you don’t understand how hard it is and sent a stupid joke to me hour later and I #was like sit with ya self for a while and he responded he was soooo lonely and hated being single and wanted someone to hold again mind you #before this he’d be like I’m lonely and I hate sleeping by myself and going home is horrible like duuuuuude I have know you for six days #over the course of like three month you’ve had my number for three days and every conversation is revolved around you and your interest like #stoppp #I’ve talked to like three four people and I’m gonna see if it’s worth being up to my boss but my mom being like that a normal conversation #is throwing me off my moms weird tho #she got off tatse in men like very odd tasted I gotta not listen to her on what’s normal #everyone else is like nahh and my gut is like he might kill himself or me since he obsessed with gun 😒 #I’m half way concerned about being murdered it’s just a nervous thought #I’m not talking to men folk for a while y’all are weak links #mind you he not even ugly I have no clue what going on with his brain he doesn’t read social cues for real or if he doesn’t he’s just #rude tbh #this is what I get for trying to make friend fuck people 😂

[kiri-tired]

Gamerturk: Haha I will call him "Log" cuz theres a theory going around that hes the embodiment of the Gigas Cedar so I will call him "Log" since he's probably literally a "Log"!!

Me:

#can i PLEASE speak to gamerturd's editor/manager and tell him to PLEASE stop making these bad jokes and just make proper informative vids?! #🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ yamete kudastop..... #this isnt even the first time he does these agonizing jokes he did it with eolyne too. turk who the hell cares??? #i swear to god he needs a restraining order SDFFGGJHJKL 😂 #absolutely nobody asked....😩 its unfunny and i just want to get to the point oh my goodness😵 #leave eolyne and log alone im begging you #Matricaria #log

[gayness-and-mayhem]

Look, I love Deceived by Flight, but what exactly was the point of the gay bookshop fire? Like, are they trying to tell us that Morse and Donn had a university affair or something? Bc like ?????

#Please if I'm missing something completely obvious do tell me bc I feel like I'm being completely oblivious here #But it just seems a bit out of place somehow #Also ik it wasn't specifically a gay bookshop but the graffiti suggests homophobic attack so I'm going with it #On an unrelated note #I love Lewis' glee at calling Morse Pagan when they're pretending not to know each other and Morse can do fuck all about it #But I hate it when Lewis wants Morse to share in his delight and Morse wasn't even looking :( #At least he sounds genuinely apologetic about it when they're alone later on though #God ik I'm hella late to the Morse fandom I'm sorry 😂 #Why am I so fond of these idiot middle aged men? #Also I should clarify that I watched the episode and now I'm listening to the cassette but I'm still not entirely sure of the point #which is why I'm making a post about it now bc I thought all would become clear to me but ofc it hasn't lol #Inspector Morse #Text post #Oh also I'm 99.9% joking about the Morse/Donn thing but that's where my brain immediately went so I can't 100% discount it now 😂

[toberlonetrombone]

I love telling people I legitimately want to die and have since I was 11 bc they look terrified

#like buddy its okay im used to this dont worry #literally my coworker was like ah yeah do your dishes immediately and i was like bro i cannot #the thought of doing them immediately makes me want to shoot myself #and he was like well that could change and im like uhh probably not buddy its the anxiety depression combo #and him and the other coworker i was talking to was like uhh #and still they were like it could change and im like well considering i spent most of yesterday in bed actively wanting to die probably not #and one of them was like were you sick???? #and i just laughed i was like no im just chronically depressed buddy ive been wanting to die since i was 11 in fact almost tried to #and they just stared at me 😂 #i told them to not worry i wont actually do anything i have too many people i dont want to hurt so alas im stuck here #and one of them was like well stay for us to please #and the other one in character for him was just silent #and then i made a joke about meds and he was like wait youre doung all this unmedicated??? #i said yeah and then we started joking about doing cocaine so ya know work conversations

[kisshim]

i’m telling you this country is heading in a downward spiral until we’re back in 1935

#i’ve said this like 10x before but do y’all know how the handmaid’s tale begins??? #getting rid of affirmative action is just … 😂 everyone is worried about the wrong fucking thing #like FUCK diversity in POST SECONDARY EDUCATION?? but let’s keep allowing civilians to buy assault rifles 🤣🤣🤣 #this is making me think of desantis like this is what people like him want #let’s regress so much in society and make it more difficult for people to succeed #each day passes and i think i need to emigrate #like you can’t be telling me this is real #like WHYYY WHY CANT THE SUPREME COURT GET rid of the damn second amendment i mean #honestly this is just a big fuck you #what they should be doing is ruling against fucking LEGACY ADMISSIONS #LIKE WHAT THE FUCK U MEAN THE WHITE GUY WITH SIX GENERATIONS AT HARVARD IS GETTING IN #like six generations ago my people were lucky to even be fucking alive #anD FUCK THE SUPREME COURT. i hate republicans yeah i’m name dropping fuck the reds #and fuck everyone in fact this is a fucking joke #next time some dumbass useless bitch is APPOINTED TO BE the FUCKING. JUSTICE. in the SUPREME COURT i need you to test them on the law #give them a knowledge test like PLEASE you’re fucking joking i hate this so much #it’s literally just going to get worse they’re gonna start telling us to stop teaching history at this rate #and then they remove evolution from science courses 💀💀💀 #LMFAO i hate it here

[ishizizzle]

huh. I think my new boss is cute

#after giving it some thought yeah he's cute 😂😂 #that's it i just wanted to admit i think he's cute #bc i was even thinking the other it's been a long time since i had an actual crush on anybody #i think the last time i had a crush was in middle school #and i don't remember what it feels like so I'm wondering does thinking someone is cute #does that do anything for me? like is that how i start crushing on someone #or is it just a thing i noticed like water is wet and my boss is cute #cuz it's not like physically cute like he's easy on the eyes sure #but when i say cute i mean aww he's so young and has ailments 😭 like i think that's cute #plus it's of course i want to have a crush on the boss lol unobtainable + good enough at your job that you have a real position? #that's 2 of my basic attractions lol I like hard working nice men I'm simple #it me #i also like making ppl laugh and he fucking busted at a joke i made so I'm like oo i could be friends with this boss #which is so fucking LIKE FINALLY A BOSS I CAN BEFRIEND #I've always worked for mean old assholes who bring their old rude friends who also have too much power to get in my face #so its a relief to potentially work for someone who could actually die if they get too overworked oh my godd😂😭

[lewisvinga]

my mistake | lando norris x fem! reader

summary; lando had been chasing after oscar’s friend, y/n for a couple months now. he’s confused on why she keeps dismissing him until he finally got his answer

fc; nailea devora

warnings; cursing

taglist; @namgification

note; requested !

masterlist !

liked by oscarpiastri, landonorris, and others

yourusername: thank u mclaren n oscar for having me 🧡

tagged; oscarpiastri, mclaren

mclaren: always a joy to have you😎🧡

username: pretty girls stan y/n

oscarpiastri: ur annoying

yourusername: god forbid a girl ask for food

oscarpiastri: i kept getting weird stares bc you made me get you 4 plates of food.

yourusername: THE CHICKEN PASTA WAS GOOD🙎‍♀️🙎‍♀️🙎‍♀️🙎‍♀️

username: her friendship w oscar is everything

username: PAPAYAAA

landonorris: you’re forgetting someone 🤔

yourusername: no i don’t think so

landonorris: a handsome brit? 😁

yourusername: oh! lewis😁

landonorris: i meant me…

yourusername: ok !

username: lando😭

Y/N L/N ANSWERS YOUR FAN QUESTIONS!

lando👍

y/n

y/n

y/n🌷

what now lando

lando👍

what happened to u and why’d u distance yourself from f1😁

y/n🌷

none of ur business

lando👍

pleaseeee

aren’t we bffs😁😁😁

y/n🌷

no we are not

you just got my number from osc

lando 👍

well i’m not leaving you alone until you tell me

y/n

y/nnnnnn

answer

answer

answer

pleaseeeeeee🙏

y/n🌷

you really don’t remember?

lando👍

no?

y/n🌷

2019

i was starting to gain a following but nothing like what i have now

and i went to a race and i was so excited to be there and then i saw you

of course i was happy to see you but then when i smiled, you just rolled your eyes at me and looked really annoyed at me

and that hurt , lando

lando👍

shit

y/n i honestly don’t remember

but fuck i’m sorry

y/n🌷

whatever im over it

just sucks when someone you’re a fan of acts annoyed by u xx

but then i met osc and now he’s my friend so now i’m back into this f1 shit

lando👍

y/n seriously i’m so sorry

it was my mistake, i must’ve thought you were someone else

let me make it up to you

y/n🌷

it’s fine lando

past is past but just wanted you to know

lando👍

no i wanna make it up

y/n🌷

i said it’s fine

lando👍

nope!

not until i can make u laugh

at least let me take you out for lunch

y/n🌷

hmmmmm

fine

but i’m gonna order a feast

lando👍

fine by me😁

liked by landonorris, oscarpiastri, and others

yourusername: how does 1 live knowing that u invited someone out for food only to steal their fries ….. #landonorrisisover

tagged; landonorris

landonorris: u got full after 3 bites of your burger

yourusername: wrong it was 4! and it was a very big n filling burger!!

landonorris: omg u finally posted me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

yourusername: don’t make me delete this post, lando norris 😒

username: i just know lando is giggling knowing he finally made it to a y/n post

username: did months of lando norizz flirting in her comments actually pay off??

oscarpiastri: wow.

yourusername: omw w fries for u don’t worry pooks

landonorris: worry if i eat them all

oscarpiastri: shut up lando norizz

lilyzneimer: miss u sm🥹🥹

yourusername: i miss u more💔 lmk when ur going to a race 😞

username: y/n gorgeous omg

username: wait who is that???

username: f1 driver and teammates w y/n friend oscar!

liked by yourusername, carlossainz55, and others

lando.jpg: the gf chronicles

tagged; yourusername

yourusername: fuck u and those stupid burgers and ur stupid jokes and ur stupid cute smile and the latte u bought me

lando.jpg: don’t worry guys she just hasn’t had her afternoon nap yet

yourusername: i’m so tired 😞😞

yourusername: bf🔥

lando.jpg: gf🔥

username: oh hello

username: wHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

username: she’s scute i love her sm

username: idk who i want more him or her

carlossainz55: about time ! i didn’t know how many more calls of you talking about y/n i could handle!😂😂

yourusername: awh he talks abt me??

lando.jpg: not you exposing me, carlos 😒

oscarpiastri: fuck you you left me with half of my fries that time

lando.jpg: they were good sorry not sorry

yourusername: bro he’s such a fries stealer, i can’t ever eat my fries in peace

lando.jpg: tomato tomato

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