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nerdyvocals · 20 hours

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Hi there! @look-at-those-niceass-rocks and I are back on our bullshit with some unhinged movie-night quotes, this time with the first Descendants film. Previously, we've had some shit to say about Rise of the Pink Ladies and Julie and the Phantoms. This is the first actual movie we've watched for these movie-night quotes, so it's a long one. Buckle up, and enjoy the ride!

Bee: "Elected king"? That's not how democracy works.

Bee: How is he inheriting the crown if his dad is still alive???

(Note: For those not aware, hi, I'm a costume designer and technician, I usually have Things To Say about costumes, including the following Several Minute Rant)

Me, two minutes into the movie: PAUSE, okay I have opinions here Bee: Okay? Me: Okay so this is a fitting, right? I appreciate the big stitch lengths, that's accurate, but this should be a mock-up, with muslin! Why is it made of the fashion fabric??? Bee: This is riveting

Me: Why are his sleeves finished off? Where are the pins? Is that a hand back stitch??? Bee: *cackling*

Bee: YOU CANNOT BELIEVE IN THE DIVINE RIGHT OF KINGS AND DEMOCRACY

Me: Why did they give Ben a bust dart? Does he have tiddies??? Bee: TRANS BEN???

Bee: I'm gonna take a drink every time you go on a costume rant. Me: LISTEN

Bee (@Evie and Mal): So they're lesbians, right? Me: OH HO HO, YOU'D THINK SO WOULDN'T YA

Bee: You said Kenny Ortega did this, right? Me: Yep! Bee: That. SO very tracks.

Evie: *flirting* Bee: Ahhh, performative heterosexuality!

Me: Her love interest is so [HUSBAND]-coded; you're gonna lose your mind

Bee: Ah yep, Kenny Ortega choreography

Bee: IS THAT FUCKING KRISTEN CHENOWETH??? Me: YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT???

Both of us, anytime Carlos is on screen: He Baby

Bee: I bet AO3 had a field day with this franchise

Bee: Ohhhh, look at that shitty marching band, let me at 'em- NONE OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE PLAYING THOSE INSTRUMENTS Me: *wheeze*

Bee @ Audrey: Oh THATS a lesbian Me: I COULD GO ON A RANT and I won't until we have more context!

Me: Look, Evie's love interest is a dude but I choose to believe that he's a he/him lesbian so it works

Mal: And I totally don't blame your grandparents for inviting everyone in the whole world but my mother to their stupid christening! Me: Look, christenings were public events! They had to go out of their way to tell Maleficent not to come! Bee: Right! Like it was more work to have someone find her to tell her not to come! She would've stayed away if you just kept your mouths shut! Me: Not to victim blame, but don't fuck with the fae if you don't want the fae to fuck with you Bee: No I'm victim blaming in this one instance, that was fucking stupid

Doug: Hi-ho... Bee: Oh god he is [HUSBAND]-coded

Carlos: Die, suckers! Me: Let Carlos say fuck! Bee: He would say it constantly

Jay: *ninja kick through the door* Bee: Dumbass

Carlos: *trying to help Jay up* Me: *sobbing* He baby!!! Bee: He wants to help his brother!!!

Bee, already tipsy: I think every time we say "he baby" I need to drink water

Me: Hnng I remember being obsessed with Mal's outfits as a 14yo but looking at it now as a costume designer, I can't tell if I still love it or if I kinda hate it. Bee: Lemme take a drink and you elaborate. Me: There's something kinda off-putting about it and I can't tell if it's because it reeks of 2015 Disney Channel-which is not a bad thing!-or if I just don't think the design works. Bee: It looks like they were going for scene but didn't really know what scene was

Me: I think we should also take a drink whenever we say "that's gay"

Both: STOP BEING MEAN TO JANE SHE'S SO CUTE

Ben: *trying to convince Carlos Dude won't hurt him* Me: For the trans!Ben headcanon, I know that's just a weird fuckin' seam on his shirt, but it looks like a binder

Honorable mention: Us constantly screaming at evie that she's allowed to be smart

Bee: Hey, [HUSBAND], Wanna come see a character that's you coded???

Evie: *making clothes* Me: THAT SEWING MACHINE IS SEXY

Me @ Lonnie: I wouldn't call that cool hair Bee: Oh now she's cool, she ripped her skirt

Mal: I think it's time Benny Boo got himself a new girlfriend Bee: Girl he is right behind that door

Mal: *wipes Lonnie's tear* Bee: LOOK AT HER FACE, see that? That was a gay awakening

Me during Did I Mention: Guess what Bee: Huh? Me: That's not him singing Bee: *gasp* They Troy Bolton'ed that man

Bee: There are. Not enough trumpets in this band Me: Nerd

Talking about the Maleficent movie and how I've never seen it Bee: Oh god, you would've been like. 12 Me: Or 13 depending on the time of year! Bee: It came out in May Me: ...Okay yeah I would've been 12 Bee: I can do math! [HUSBAND], distantly: Citation needed! Bee: HEY!!!

Ben: Is this your first time? Bee: HUH???

Me: What was he trying to accomplish here? Like he didn't tell her they were going somewhere they might need swimsuits, was he trying to get her in her underwear??? Bee: If it wasn't a Disney movie I'd say yes Me: Horny teenage boy

Ben: *shirtless on the cliff* Me: Good for him, he's had top surgery since the last scene

Maleficent: Still doing tricks with eggplants? Bee: Idk, ask her husband

After the cover of Be Our Guest Bee: What. Was that. Me: I know Bee: That was so bad! Me: I promise the other covers are better

Me: I hate Mal's costume in this scene Bee: Drink! Me: The purple on her blazer matches too perfectly with her hair, there's no break in the silhouette Bee: Oh yeah, I see what you mean Me: I get what they're trying to do with the lighter palette, but I'd swap the blue and purple, personally

Queen Leah: My daughter was raised by fairies Me: That was your own fault Bee: Nowhere in that curse did it say you couldn't raise her

Insert the TEN MINUTE interlude of me dying over the obscene fit of Ben's suit:

(Please note: A) his jacket sleeve is caught on his elbow, which is what's causing that FOUR INCH exposed sleeve, B) who wears a pocket square and no tie? C) the buttons are STRAINING because the suit hasn't been tailored properly, it's way too small, you're the future king and I expect better from you okay you CANONICALLY have people tailoring your clothes, and while we're on buttons, D) NEVER button both buttons on a suit jacket! If the jacket has two buttons, the top is buttoned and the bottom isn't. If it's three, top is button sometimes, middle is always buttoned, and the bottom is never. Also: Unbutton when sitting or doing physical activity, such as croquet. This has been Levi's useless button PSA)

Honorable mention: I showed my mentor this picture the next day and he gasped like he'd been shot

Jane: He's never gonna make a villain a queen Me: WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU! Bee: WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!

Me: she's not ugly, she just has a fuck ass bob

Bee @ Beast: Oh why'd they give him glasses, now he's hot

Mal: How do you know that?? Ben: because I'm listening to my heart! Bee: Gay Mal: I'm listening to mine too Bee: DOUBLE gay

Bee: I love how you can soo very see all these frozen people moving

Maleficent: *Dragon Time (tm)* Bee: FOUND THE BUDGET

Jane: Guess I did get pretty lucky in the mother department Me: Speaking of mothers can someone please catch the lizard Bee: PLEASE

Side note, my internet was wigging out and the stream kept freezing, particularly during Set It Off Me, struggling with the connection: And what if I cry Bee: Limping toward the finish line Me: What if I cry and commit arson

Mal: You didn't think that was the end of the story, did you? Bee: Well that was fucking ominous

#disney descendants #descendants #mal bertha #evie descendants #carlos de vil #jay descendants #ben florian #unhinged quotes

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spicedraws · 2 years

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Any other pikmin ships ya like? (asides from Loualph lol)

Oh God… You're asking a complete weirdo that- 😭

I don't know if I can talk about ships much without feeling like I'm gonna be burned over a fire for my sins- Hhh but if I'm ever gonna get over my crippling social anxiety I guess it's best to embarrass myself!

I'm sorry don't read this unless you're prepared for the unhinged ramblings of someone who pretends they aren't ship obsessed…

Loualph is the only thing I actually fully ship, I just feel like they complete each other really well. It's a chef's kiss, 💋 though that doesn't mean I don't enjoy seeing others and haven't thought about them.

I think Charlie x any of the other Kopaits can be cute (Charlie with D especially. I love seeing people's different interpretations of that scraped character.)

…But If I'm being honest with y'all there is a reason I haven't been able to ship Charlie. So- if Olimar wasn't already happily married I'd ship him with Charlie LOL. I just feel like it could be a very quality couple. Look, If they became close they could share each other's passion and become unstoppable! They will be rival bff lovers… One of my fav kinds of ships. They would constantly be building each other up whether if its intentionally with comforting each other or unintentionally from having their silly who is the better captain bickering.

I can imagine Charlie trying to be all brave and cool until Olimar gives him a smooch and he just MeLts-

Also since Olimar is apparently terrified of rubber duckies. I could imagine them having some deeply overly dramatic and emotional moment where Charlie is getting him to hold his rubber duckie for the first time. Meanwhile you just see Louie in the background questioning both of their sanity. (Chaotic gay ships just bring me so much joy I'm sorry my tastes are complete shit *sobs*…)

basically what I'm gathering from this is that I wanna ship Charlie with Olimar… but Olimar is a married man with a family so I don't- why am I like this frick. I love Olimar so much I just wish his wife actually had a personality and name, also had her own design not just Olimar's clone with makeup. Even more than his wife though I really wanna see more of his kids c'mon Pikmin!

Also I think it'd be funny and cute to find Shacho someone (I know he's married too but off of what I've seen the "happily" part is missing)

WAIT I ACTUALLY DO SHIP SOMETHING ELSE I FORGOT

I ship the Hocotate ship with the SS Drake because I just think it'd be a really fucking funny and unhinged ship.

Also Brittany... I just wanted to bring up her existence cause she's epic lol.

… whelp *crawls back into the shadows*

#spice rants #louie x alph #random bs my brain throws at the wall #shipping trash #im sorry im not a writter. i just attempt to type out what my brain thinks into words

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joyful-soul-collector · 1 year

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The Two Faces Of January

Whatever my reactions are to this, blame @raven-rk they told me to watch it. Also if anyone wants to send me recs of oscar isaac movies to watch (or any movies?? you want my gay ass to react to??) go ahead and suggest em, I'm all ears. You too, can be responsible for an unhinged reaction post

All I know about this movie is the one sentence description on HBO MAX and that Oscar Isaac is in it let's GO motherfuckers

Oop there he is

Oh look its Aragorn

Everything Oscar is wearing rn? slut behavior

OH HIS SMILE IS SO CUTE LOOK AT HIM

Rydal is a cool name, stealing that

Oh he's a sneaky little man

I wish smoking weren't so bad for you, it's so damn aesthetic

Idk why Chester doesn't trust him, I mean he doesn't even know Rydal scammed him with that bracelet

Wait does he not trust him cuz he's a person of color. Is this mf just straight up racist. I wouldn't be surprised but still lol cmon bro

Who's this rando

Nice of him to try and return the bracelet he scammed em with lol

Oh shit we fightin'

Oh damn did he kill him?

Oh fuck yeah he ded

Oof, dad passed away only a MONTH ago? Poor guy

Is anyone gonna tell Colette what the hell is goin' on

KITTY

Love this guy scamming rich people, you go Rydal

KITTY

I enjoy the aesthetic of this movie a lot, lots of yellows and browns, makes the cooler colors pop well

Cool that he knows so many languages! I like Rydal so far, he's interesting

Oop Chester is d r o n k

Hope Chester doesn't still remind him of his dad, cuz then his dad would be an asshole...

Oh the intimacy of sharing a cigarette... Again, really wish it weren't so bad for you

I've said it once and I'll say it a million times over: men are always prettiest when they're a bit disheveled

RYDAL IS SO SWEET LOOK AT HIM HELPING THIS WOMAN OUT OF THE BUS

Oop he knooooows

God that bus is fuckin banger, I wanna turn that into a mobile home

Chester you mf, blackmailing Rydal like this

Oh Colette is adorable

Also Rydal's hair rn... Slut shit. Whore behavior

Rydal you sweetheart, standing up for Collette like that

OH THIS IS THAT MOMENT WHERE EVERYONE SAYS HE LOOKS LIKE JAKE LOCKLEY IN THE TANK TOP

I see it, 100%

Ok I hate Chester but his bedhead is 10/10

Jesus this guy has a real drinking problem

Oop Rydal to the rescue

Shiiiiit their pictures are in the paper

Why does this random kid think she can just take people's sunglasses???

HELL YEAH GET HIS ASS RYDAL

Oh they just walkin there huh

Love Zippo lighters, I can do a couple tricks with those, it's quite fun

BRUH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY'D YA DO THAT

OH SHIT FUCK SHIT IS SHE DEAD??

Ohhhhhhh no....

Wait is Rydal dead too? Did he fuckin kill Rydal? I thought he just knocked him out...

OH GOOD he's okay. He'll be pissed when he finds out about Colette tho

FUCK people saw Rydal leaving those ruins, they're gonna think he did it

Love it when people breathe smoke in the face of someone they hate, fuckin great. ONCE AGAIN, REALLY WISH CIGS DIDN'T KILL YOU

Hell yeah Rydal blackmail the shit outta him

OH SHIT MF ALMOST GOT THROWN OVERBOARD

SHIT fuck shit fuck they're looking for Rydal

Pfft hahaha he's like "if I get caught you're comin' down with me"

Oh damn he called him dad. Yeah his dad must've been right shit then

I forget airports didn't always have nine miles of security to get through

Called it, poor guy had a shit dad

Of COURSE Chester's out here like "forgive your dad everyone expects too much from dads, I hated my dad too"

Hell yeah get tf outta there Rydal

Aw dammit they got him. Hope he can get that confession he needs to be freed

Admit it, do it motherfucker

Ah shit he runnin

OH SHIT THEY SHOT HIM

Dammit I really hope he can get this fuckin confession outta him...

THANK YOU God the one good this Chester does in this whole movie

It's the breaking the cycleeeee, Chester hated HIS shit dad and Rydal hated HIS shit dad so now Chester's gonna be a not shit dad in his last moments mmmmmmmmm

Looks like he really does remind him of his dad in the end. And he went to his funeral in return for the confession

Interesting that he buried the bracelet with Chester instead of Colette. Something something, the immortality of fatherhood and metaphors about breaking cycles and literally burying his previous life and crimes with a man who embodied everything he hated, something something

That was a good movie I quite liked it! Good foreshadowing with the "he reminds me of my dad" comment at the very beginning. Viggo plays a great bad guy. Featuring Slutty Oscar, drunk off his ass Viggo, and poor Kirsten who did not deserve any bad things to happen to her ever, and yet they did

#the two faces of january #oscar isaac #viggo mortensen #kirsten dunst #rydal keener #chester macfarland #colette macfarland #marko reacts

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lets-a-go · 11 months

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U know who I am but dont tell anyone im not ready to show the world my unhinged thought yet 😌😌😌

I wanna request FTM reader that has gone through top surgery successfully (no bottom surgery tho t-dick supremacy) that goes to a gay bar to hook up with some random man.

Then an older man (can be your OC if u like😉😉😉) targets him. This dude likes it rough tho so he doesn't approach and ask reader like a normal person😒😒😔. Instead he secretly scares all the other men who wanna approach reader away (by any means u can think of, but reader needs to be unaware of it).

Then reader gets kinda upset bc he cannot hook up with anyone and gives up and goes home. But when he passes through some alleyway someone drags him inside (a.k.a that weird older man) and 💢💢💢bumdabum💢💢💢 happens. It can be counted as semi-public s3x ig.

The Chances Of Accidentally Catching The Eye Of An Eldritch God Is Slim But Never Zero - A Oneshot

[Heyooooo ofc I can write this also I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE 🫵🏳️‍🌈 and who you are lmao. Anyway, I chose Kronos for this hope you don't mind. Also I've already asked in private if this person is okay with p in v or in this case, t in v so don't come at me 😭. Sorry it's so short I wanted to make it longer but got too excited 💀😭😭😭😭]

Reader is 18+

CWs:Implied Aftercare!!!!^^, Yandere, Obsessive/Protective/Possessive Behaviors, Dirty Talk, Mental Coercion (So Technically DubCon/NonCon), Murder (If Murder Was Erasing Someone From Existence) [NOT the reader], Semi-Public Sex, Though I Guess It's Just Public Sex Because Pocket Dimensions Of The Same Place To Prevent Anyone From Interrupting?, Tentacles, Tentacles In V, Tentacles In Ass, TENTACLES⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️, Cunninglingus, Pet Names (hun, puppy), Age Gap (This Bitch Is 1 Mil Yrs. Old), Pretty Tame compared to my other works 😭😰

Characters:FTM Reader, Kronos

You smile determined. Today is the day. You intake a deep breath before pulling at the door's handle and entering the establishment. You nervously walk up to the counter and take a seat. The bartender gives you a kind smile and walks up to you, "What can I get ya?" He has a smooth Southern accent. You fidget in your seat, "Just a water please…" You barely get out. He flashes his te- were those fangs!? No. You shake your head and when you open your eyes again the bartender is bent over and you have a nice view of his juicy ass. You gasp before blushing and quickly looking away, making eye contact with the floor. What were you thinking? No human could possibly have sharp canines. Maybe he was born with it? You knew a few people with jagged teeth that resembled them after all. Or maybe…no it was too early to be Halloween. You hear footsteps approaching and give a warm smile as he pushes a glass of cold liquid toward you. Wait…you squint your eyes. Were his eyes always blue? They were green, right? He chuckles, snapping you out of your thoughts, "What, like what you see?" He asks flexing his muscles and you decide staring at the cup would be the best course of action and sip on the refreshing drink.

You kick your feet as you open your eyes again. The man is still present as ever, smirking at you. You look away and he laughs yet again, "Awwww you're just too adorable hun…" He leans on the counter, "I could just," A dangerous glint appears in his eyes, "Eat," He moves in closer, "You," Even closer, "Up." You're flushing scarlet so wordlessly you put the drink down and walk to a quiet and secluded corner. You stare down at your hands when you see someone approach you in your peripheral vision. You glance up to see a handsome stranger. You smile, "Hello, do you think cereal is a soup?" This causes your eyebrows to furrow, "What…?" Well, that was an…interesting thing of starting things, "Is cereal a soup?" From there the two of you have a lovely conversation discussing if cereal is or isn't a soup. It's very refreshing. Unfortunately, the man has to suddenly use the bathroom for whatever reason (maybe it has to do with that mysterious beverage the bartender offered) and…wait…who were you thinking about again? You close your eyes concentrating hard but no matter how hard you think you can't seem to recall ever meeting anyone new in the last half an hour. You heave a sigh and decide to walk up to a group of men. Only to stop mildly confused. Wait, what were you doing? You stand there for more than a few moments before the room around you contorts and the people dissipate into thin air. Okay, now you're beginning to freak out. You run for the exit only to slow down as the doors disappear. What were you panicking about? You were safe. There was nothing to worry about.

With a smile, you turn around and see the same bartender from before sitting on the stool, "Hey there puppy wanna come sit on my lap?" You nod with glee and run up to him like you've known him for years. He extends his arms as an invitation for a hug and you don't miss the opportunity to jump in them. He wastes no time smashing his lips into yours, tongue hungrily exploring your mouth. You swear you can feel little tendrils. This freaks…no it doesn't you're fine silly just relax and let him make you feel good. Before you know it you're slung over his shoulders, lower half exposed, "Ready puppy?" He asks even though he already knows the answer- no-, "Yes!" You exclaim eagerly wrapping your legs around his head. He chuckles, wasting no time in plopping you down on the counter for leverage before diving in. You gasp arching your back as those tendril-like appendages are back- exploring places no pathetic human could reach- wait…you have a moment of clarity, why would you think that? You promptly forget what you were pondering as a jolt of pleasure takes you out of your thoughts, glancing down you see Kornos nibbling on your clit as he rams into your g-spot over and over again. You see stars gasping as you grab onto his hair for leverage- STOP- "M-more~...! Please~...!" In this moment of clarity, you try to buck your hips backwards only to have him delve in even deeper. Your mewls spur him on as he goes faster than most humans were capable of. As much as he wanted to fuck you into oblivion he didn't want to damage your fragile human body.

You involuntarily buck your hips into his face which he groans to, delightfully going straight to your core. When you're finally too tired he does the bucking for you. Rocking your hips into your face back and forth faster and faster until you let out a scream of pure ecstasy cumming all over his face. He smirks, groaning in pleasure as he licks up your lovely juices. You just tasted so divine~...However, he only slows down for a moment. He wanted this to be the best night of your life after all. He swirls his tentacles over and over into the same g-spot, repeating the process of rocking your hips back and forth, even long after you had gone dry, shaking and crying from the sheer amount of overstimulation he still carried on. Finally, he releases you from his ravenous mouth, you twitching and squirming to get away from his skillful tongues all the while. Oh, but he wasn't done yet. He doesn't set you down once as his clothes seemingly melt away to reveal part of his true form- multiple tentacles- he smirks as you tiredly make eye contact with him, flinching as the tip kisses the entrance to both your folds and hole. He places a chaste kiss on your forehead and without warning dives in. The pace he sets is brutal and the grip on your waist is enough to leave bruises. You gasp and moan weakly as he abuses both of your holes thoroughly, not once giving you a moment of peace.

Your eyes bug out as drool escapes from your lips, your mind going fuzzy as you involuntarily try to get away from the overstimulation. This only serves to annoy Kornos who in turn slams into you at an alarming rate. You didn't get it. He was being nice to you before but if you wanted to act bratty and ungrateful he supposed he'd just have to punish you. He goes faster than humanly possible as your moans turn into silent screams of pleasure. You attempting to pull away causes him to fully break out into his true form tentacles suckling and licking your entire body. Overstimulation would be an understatement for what you're feeling right now. But it'd be a loooonnngggg time before Kornos was satisfied. Fortunately for you, he could control whenever he came but unfortunately for you, he liked the way your cute face contorted in pure ecstasy (and a little pain) as he pounded into you- his stamina unwavering and unlike any of humankind you've encountered before-. This process continues for what feels like days and probably is. You have long since lost your voice and the ability to cum- now dry in both your throat but your pussy and ass are still very much still wet due to the constant application of tentacle dick lubricant. You've also run out of tears instead opting to look at the ceiling in defeat. You couldn't even form a single cohesive thought as both your holes were plowed. Then it happened. The "man" grunts as he somehow speeds up even more. You can't even scream. Without warning all his tentacles cum all over you exuding a mysterious ink-like substance.

His hips pump slowly before fully coming to a halt as you twitch. He pulls out, leaving you feeling empty and icky, "I think I'm gonna keep ya puppy~..." He practically purs as he cradles you to his chest. Those are the last words you hear before everything fades to black. Oh well…that could be a problem for tomorrow you.

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bisluthq · 3 years

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I think we almost have to believe Taylor and Joe were having some issues to the point where he was one foot out the door. Because without that Lover makes absolutely no sense. Yea it’s supposed to be about all types of love but a lot of the songs read like trying to makeup after a breakup or a fight. Plus what in the unhinged was Taylor thinking with plastering Dear Lover notes for the whole world to see. It’s interesting. Also the more I learn about Taylor’s shenanigans especially during the Lover era the more I understand how Kaylors could’ve lost their darn minds. Like if I had been around during that time i’d be mailing Taylor Swift my therapy bills. Truly and after Me! Out Now I might’ve had to take a step back in terms of how invested I was in stanning. What kind of “sike bitches!” move was that lol. Like she essentially plastered NY with Dear Lover billboards right? It’s all a bit weird. Really weird. Like just talk to your man cutie lol and leave us out of it if y’all wanna be so private. Plus I’d be so embarrassed but that’s just me. And what kinda unhinged, so the album is full of stay, don’t leave me songs but also I’d marry you in paper rings (which isn’t that weird just like ok Queen) but I like it because of how chaotic it is. The album is so good to because to me it’s always been some level of unhinged. She’s got step into the daylight and let it go but also haha mofos I forgot that you existed all petty like , all on the same album and I love that for me lol. I truly do lol.

I mean if we process it as her undoing an almost breakup - which I really do think is what it was again like there are SO MANY sad songs and yes it’s about all kinds of love but her relationship figures repeatedly - then yes unhinged and this album and Fine Line are in the same group chat on that.

Like Fine Line is my ultimate example of someone dealing with a breakup by having a musical meltdown lol. On that album Harry admits to cheating on Camille, puts her voice on a song, says he’s an arrogant son of a bitch who can’t admit when he’s sorry, drags her new man for being a trust fund bébé, goes off about her reusing the nickname baby for both of them, adds in a song about sex in her suburb, makes her favorite novel’s title into a song about going downtown, tells her he still calls her friends, and also points out there are too many songs about her. Then he turns around and adds in a coming out anthem and TPWK for... the chaos I guess?

And to me Lover is kinda similar like most of it is like “ffffffssssss don’t leave me!!!!” and then she turns around and goes “and if I was a man then I’d be the man” like sure that’s true hun but most of this is you processing how you think there’s a lot of cool chicks out there and his ass is gonna bounce. And ya okay it’s nice that you want to protecc gays but why are you signaling wlw elsewhere and also still struggling to figure out what that has to do with how you want him to stay just don’t go.

I know some longterm Gaylors did peace for a time in Lover coz that shit was stressful.

#Nat talks lover

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magiccallie · 4 years

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So I wrote down my thoughts as i watched through most of Season 2 of Scooby Doo Mystery Inc, and would like to share them, major spoilers below cut

Notes of Season 2 of Scooby Mystery Inc Shout out to this jock bully(?) who upon encountering a monster threatening a girl, did no hesitate to take on said monster, recuse said girl, and protect her as they escape Fred really needs to talk to someone about his new parents, who are now living in his house with him???? The house of the man who took him from them?????? Bronson might not be exactly straight looking at how he acted around the old mayor vs the new one, but *shrugs* Jock Strikes again, is this gunna be the twist? That''s a really douchy twist to pull a stunt like this Love how-I mean this is just the plan. He wanted girls too so he set up the same scenario. Is this extra set up by the parents to get him to trust them that is some next level douchery/ Scratch that on Bronson, omg Oh shit starting with a furry attack this is going to be a weird episode the gang's meta knowledge coupled with their sure willingness to go along with tropes and shit makes for great dialogue oh *oh* this is the episode where we get a peak to see just how big the picture is, love the lore building. knew this episode was gunna be good is that a demon? the furry isnt the mosnter??? ummm...weve been getting hints, are things getting real? so we've established motive for why someone whould want this plavce closed, but actually tangent but dont a lot of these monsters that they encounter seem like, weirdly powerful and mobile for costumes oh there's the furry that red aura is a...the things that happen around it are something deeper it seems. fascinating. is the red just representative of fire hallucinations? those seemed a bit real in effect for hallucinations... this guy, like my manager, needs to hire a little more staff occult magic book falls from the library to gang, and no one is as concerned as they should be nazi robot nazi robot get BJ on the phone Cassidy is the kinda retired PC that the players can strive to be Shit is getting real quick isnt it. Wait is that a seal. does Cassidy die? I know about a certain other death that makes me sad, but i dont want Cassidy to die too this episode is a rollercoaster of odd events weird hologram disguise for Paraclese is nifty Seeing the tragic fate of past groups is...well obviously sad oh dear, she does die huh its super low key, but it plays at the terrifying corrupting ordeal of the eldritchstuff really well with the lore notes bear troubles oh that badge...is that where they buried him? that's...kinda grim they have stealth suits and killer nazi robots? why have the evil guys not won yet? there is a bomb and they are not evacuating. There is a BOMB and they are not evacuating oh the bear can talk, how dare i assume that a bear is incapable of speech the bear is a twunk, scratch that, still a bear, is...he doing a christiphor walkin impersonation? aaand that’s enough for tonight, starting fresh later We're back, 13 more episodes oh so were getting into why i don’t like astrology Enigma machine omg. sorry, im a sucker for bits like that i wanna have long white hair too, i could rock that look How does Paraclese still have an accent after all these years? It is like destiny's Rasputin and just a stubborn superiority complex? something about visiting villains you can talk to in a prison is-ohp thats just all of um huh, cameo episode- err, anyways, it just paints a delightful scene about the relationship of the protags and antags and villainy as a whole in the world well this is horrific, throw some brownish red stuff around and it would be a silent hill scene update: still gay Thirteen more episodes and they have the disk...that does not bode well for what is going to happen the writer's willingness to reference other hannah barbara characters/shows is great oooo anticaptilism, BF is scoring points excuse me???? cyborg dragon girl???? he cant even call her by her name through most of the episode wtf??????? see now im at the point i gotta ask, is this a real ghost thing, or a fake ghost thing? ah i understand now youd think he would be more willing to explain to th-there we go so the animal companians are more suceptible, but they all have the risk Paraclese talking about these cattle is every gm talking about their homebrew monsters omg writers wth was that conclusion for the cattle im dying sk-ska zombies. ska. zombies. i can pick it up oh like the dancing plauge but worse, nifty these ghosts are rude boys, like, thats actually one of their names. And just caught that it the band name is skatastic oh they mentioned the dancing plauge, thank you wtf 101 the 'lighthearted' tone of this episode speaks dark tidings about the horrors to come aaah, hex girls, omg oh damn, update again: still hella gay bards duels be like, but for real loving this more and more young me is crazy about having the hex girls interact with a magicy thing like the disks, the rest of me is concerned at the events that are taking place scooby agrees, and his dog girl friend...well that was something Ricky displaying increasing regrets is not going to do good things for his lifeespectancy ohp then he drags in the other two well, i didnt see that coming for the criminal identity this little girl just had her mom ditch her for a stranger that robbed them, the heck i should probably eat dinner at some point, or like, anything at somepoint... calling it now, this guy is a circus performer/stunt driver, and if he is the random hired british poolboy it is a fake accent he's lureing women away with emotional intemacy. thats funny in itself, btu that they accept so readily still isnt normal oh and apparently kinks, lured with kinks so hes going to be the librarian dude then?? maybe? k, so at least i got that o.o O.O, well, that was quite the lead up and explanation food on plate, depresso in heart, ready to continue so they have to know right? like, this is a planned trap since Fred is 'the only one who knows where it is' doesnt explain Fred though, or how the fake acts "jeepies you found my scarf" oh there it is, they are after the info from him and its all fake, not some hell vision to show why he has to suceed Fred knew first? good on him plastic surgery, holy crap, next level villainy here holy shit they're all in puragoty thanks to the corrpution?????? Going back to early about the horrifying nature of all this. it is just so immensly sad watching them go through these bits. Cool, but sad. Velma demonstrating why thinking and understanding are not always good in eldritch horror games so he's got a guilt complex? heart felt talk with Mayor Dad awwww, poor Velma doesnt think she's pretty guessing...well id say the wife of Enrique but that seems too easy some how, stiill shes the only offered suspect beside Enrique himself thus far *deep sigh* i will never guess any culprit i bother to write down correctly would be a real move of the writers to Uzumaki the town two day deadline given, props to velma for having the foresight to model the disks in a digital format incase theyre lost mad max mystery machine sounds like a doom metal synth wave fusion song things are going too well... How many giant evil doors will this lair have? alchemy. of course. should have guessed. is...is this the episode where Marcie...oh no oh at least shes trying good on her, she's going down in style and flame... oh. ya know, even knowing it was coming and talking it up a sentence before, not a happy event this is a nifty dungeon last episode, hell of an opening/recap wh-what fghaseguk this went batshit didnt it. i wish i had the willingness to write at unhinged as these writers one more media that i am surpised didnt end in a poly relationship this climax is eerily familiar to the live action movies at times and then they all died and went to heaven aww Rickee and Cassidy *and* Velma and Marcie, aww, my heart will heart to think about that one for long, but awwwww Miskatonik University, or however the heck it is said. i thought it was going to be a one off joke but wasn't expecting that.

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subzeroiceskater · 3 years

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Nice.

“I thought you liked girls! Didn’t I see you swooning over Pride and Iris?”

“Netto-kun, I was what, eleven? Twelve?”

Bisexuality? Not that compulsory heteronormativy isn’t a thing but. Well, personally speaking, I’d just like to have it acknowledged and not be the binary of “you’re either straight or gay”.

“His name is Jomon Teruo.”

“Jomon?”

“As in Japan’s Jomon Electric megastore?” Rockman chimed in.

“That’s it. His grandfather is the CEO.”

… Now, on top of that, he was beholden to some snotty rich kid. The spawn of one of the country’s most affluent name-brand families, in fact. They’d probably ride off into the sunset together in a luxury sedan, flocked by enough maids and servants to make Yaito-chan jealous.

I wonder if Teruo was chosen just because he’s canon rich to serve this role. Yeah, I’m just skipping to the parts where he gets mentioned.

“My counsellor recommended I check out Japan Club. That’s where I met Teruo-kun. He was super welcoming, and we planned all sorts of cultural events together to promote awareness.”

That’s actually pretty sweet. Good on you, Teruo.

The geek delivered a chaste kiss to the now-standing Tohru’s cheek, an act which caused Netto discomfort. “C-cancelled. S-so I flew here instead.”

“H-hi there, I-I’m Jomon Teruo.”

“Hikari Netto.” They shook hands, and the seated one noted the latter’s stutter.

So this was the wolf himself. Not what Netto imagined. The freckled hafu wore a baggy newsboy hat, rimless vintage pink sunglasses, long-sleeved shirt with circle of iron filings splaying the front and lightning bolts running up the arms, white slacks, and utility belt. He looked more like a mechanic or a rock and roll delinquent than the grandson of an electronics magnate. The only overt indicator of his wealth was his one obnoxious pierced ear, flaunting a diamond earring.

To be fair, this is probably more canon and in-character than everything I’ve ever done with Terry. BUT this is just straight up pulling from his game appearance from the mentions of “geek” and the stutters. This is just straight up his canon design as well, which, in my opinion, is A Look.

Although, I’m assuming if they’re older in this fic, they’d somehow dressed differently? The author is mixing game canon into the anime one (which I’ve never seen. To be honest, if Terry had ever appeared ONCE I would’ve watched the whole thing a million years ago, lol favoritism).

Although, hafu? Where did that come from? Terry's not said to be half-anything in the text or anywhere else in canon--absolutely nothing wrong if he was but this is the only place that mentions it for some reason?

That’s not really based on any canon thing at all. Is it because he was renamed Terry in English? That won't make sense in the Japanese setting of this fanfic? Like, even Terry could just be a nickname from Teruo. Teri is even still a a Japanese electric term.

N-not at all. L-lemme tell ya, robots are fascinating. A-and you’re apprenticing under Aoki Makoto? S-she’s a legend in the robotics community.”

“You should let Teruo-kun have a look at what you’re working on,” Tohru proposed. “Robotics are his specialty.”

“Q-quit it, Tohru-chan.”

Drat. He was modest too.

Teruo’s actually pretty cool with this? I’m anticipating the heel turn any time now but this is pretty nice. Based Teruo, loving and supporting robotics, female scientist and his fiancé.

Putting together Terry and Copybots is such an obvious thing that I'm mostly glad someone else did that!

A genius who could match pace with Tohru’s intellect, wealthy and reputable, with a sturdy career. Netto had nothing to offer. Teruo was everything he couldn’t be.

Well, yeah, Terry/Teruo’s shown to be good with robotics and have a rich grandpa but, seriously, Netto. This is a little too much, pfft. Although, that is the point of a pining romantic fanfic, I suppose. I’ll be honest, I haven’t read fanfics for a long time. It just feels more like the plot is leading the characters on and slotting them into types instead of letting the IC personalities and motivations arise naturally or speak or whatever.

And now I’ll turn into about myself. Am I any better with my own stuff? Nope! Author did this the same reason I do my own art—coz it amuses ‘em.

“His boyfriend is rotten! A scoundrel! The heavenly bodies foretell it!”

Yep, it’s definitely not me Netto-kun likes. Teruo-kun wouldn’t harm a fly! Tohru relished the garlic in his dumplings.

HERE WE GO 😈

The powwows a directionally inadept Dingo held asking his tomahawk for counsel locating Maha Ichiban’s customers came to mind, and Netto justly grew skeptical.

What? Err… You know what, I’ll just concentrate on the Teruo parts. For my own peace of mind. I don’t want to get legit mad again.

Tohru was entitled to the world. On Teruo’s lanky arm, that attitude represented a concrete, dynastic legacy. If the cost of that felicity was that he himself would fade, amen! Tohru’s contentment justified the tribulation. He could take it. For his beloved, he could learn to suffer the grief.

Yeah, this kind of thing. It feels more like Teruo is just an obstacle for the eventual realization of Netto’s true love. Like any trope, it’s not that’s necessarily bad but this is a little too on the nose and a little too overwrought for me. xD Maybe Netto was too different in the anime but I don’t really hear Lan thinking or talking like this, even as a grown up or in love. It’s just stuff like the author is blatantly going “hurry it up and get together” but at the expense of the story. It’s…well, “fanfic” writing.

I’m not explaining myself very well. This is why I don’t write fanfic myself, lol.

“Based on the evidence, we’ve secured a warrant to take Sparkman’s suspected operator, Jomon Teruo, into custody”

HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

“Now that you mention it, Teruo did express a dubious interest in our research. Gah! Romeda-san was right!” He smacked himself, realizing the phony psychic’s prediction had come to fruition. “The jerk is shady!”

He’s a robotics guy who’s interested in robotics stuff. He seemed perfectly normal when you talked to him. How is that shady.

His vilification of Teruo abruptly gained legitimate weight.

😈 😈 😈 To be clear, I’m not mad or anything. This is actually a lot more fun than I expected it to be. It’s more funny than anything. Like, here’s Teruo being an okay dude who’s being guiltily vilified by Netto…but no, he was right, all along!

“Even though I’m not worthy of your love, even though I’ll never be able to give you the things he can, that doesn’t change the fact that I will protect you, Tohru-kun! No matter what! You may hate me for it, but there’s no avoiding it anymore!”

Teruo’s a shit Netbattler. You’re one of the best. Go beat his ass netbattling or something, Netto.

He located Teruo immersed among the gizmos in his lab. Untidy as a hoarder, blueprints and tools lay disorderly, necessitating Tohru dance around the innumerable hazards to his feet. His grease monkey boyfriend was hunched over a project, welding. Blue embers licked the metal as he mended a garish scar begriming its surface.

Okay, I can’t believe how cool Teruo is in this fic. I mean, he gets to do robotic-labs shit, even if just by implication. What the fuck.

“Yo, Tohru-chan!” Teruo jerked his helmet up.

He was tinkering with a robot. A Copyroid.

No…

“What have you done?”

“My oh my, that Hikari Netto did a number on you, didn’t he?” Teruo patted the Copyroid. “I rewired it. Optimized its destructive capability. Rebooted it without those pesky inhibitors. No safety parameters. I’ve accomplished what Aoki Makoto was afraid to do.”

The loss of the Jomon family successor’s stutter unnerved him. Was it all a ploy?

Like, this is legit cool, man. Teruo’s legit badass. Haha. Based. And he’s giving orders to the neo-WWW? Like, some kind of Dr. Wily analogue? So cool, even if just implication.

Oh, by the way, that’d be welding mask, and not helmet.

“Gramps is holding out on me. Reassessing my status in his will. He dissed robotics and threatened to sever my funding, the geezer! When I caught wind on an Undernet BBS that these lowlife goons were planning to bust out the Professor, I extended my services. In exchange, the Professor lends me his soldiers. It’s a hostile takeover, baby!”

Fuck yeah. I actually love this. This is pretty much his scenario from the game but extended a little more villainously.

“After everything we’ve been through! It was a lie?”

“Never. I do love you. Gonna give you the world, Tohru-chan. Picture it. Us, unlimited coin, and a controlling interest in the organization!”

“You can walk away! I’ll speak to the Net Police! We can hammer out a plea bargain!”

“Aww, how swell of you to defend me. When this is over, you and I are due for a heckuva holiday. Hmm? The Southern Isles?”

And it turns out he genuinely loves Tohru? Like, in his own earnest way? Based.

“You ain’t gonna win! No siree!” Teruo taunted, priggishly unhinged after having been liberated of his tiresome fake speech impediment and goody two-shoes public persona.

The duplicitous jerk! He really was the spoiled rich kid Netto thought!

Okay, but I wanna argue that I don’t think that Teruo (Terry in BN4) was faking—the stutter at least. Terry’s thing is at his heart, a coward. The stutter was him being a scaredy-cat because he was nervous trying to trick Lan and him getting a confidence boost was thinking he’s succeeded. There’s the heel turn I’ve been waiting but the whole way getting here was so fun (and honestly short) so I don’t mind as much.

“Bourgeois slime, I’m gonna enjoy pixelating that disrespectful runt of yours!” Teruo spat.

I was gonna say how weird for him to use bourgeois as insult when he’s the richer one but I just looked it up and this usage is correct: bourgeois relates to the middle-class. Whoops. I also just found out that I’ve been understanding the slang “bougie” wrong all this time. Educational!

Neither Teruo nor Sparkman abided by restraint. Divorced of commitment, they cut loose, exactly as Teruo stipulated, with “extreme prejudice.”

And Teruo completes transformation to vaudeville villain. He’s still fun, though.

Teruo threw caution to the wind. Resorting to cheating, he spammed Extra Codes to push Sparkman to the limit, mashing his PET like his life depended on it. “Take this! And this! And this! Heh heh heh!”

Can it really be called cheating if this was never meant to be a fair legit fight in a contest with rules. Teruo’s just being a poor sport in general. Which is still canon characterization, btw.

“Garbage!�� Sparkman was literally falling apart. “You may excel at repairing machines, but you sure stink at Navi operation!”

“Sue me! I’m a robot specialist, not a NetBattler!”

Rockman mocked, “Arguing? Trust between operator and Navi is key!”

“You’re such a hot shot! Why don’t you fix this useless robot body?”

“I oughta sell you for scrap!”

Yeah, this is just from the game. Although, Teruo should be able to do something about the Copyroid body. Okay, you know what, I’ve always want a Full Synchro between them. What’s that? The point of Terry’s story was how he’s so bad at Netbattling and he couldn’t get along with his Navi?

Well, more reason for them to overcome their differences and finally be true battle buddies. Honestly, that’s part of the whole “Terry gets a friend, learns to be less of a terrible shit and gets his life on track” fanfic idea I’ve had since I played his game.

Anyway, he gets arrested. And…hired an assassin to try take Netto out? Lmao, still badass. That’s it for him. I tried looking for that time travel thing but, nothing. I think from context, this is just because this whole story was the time travel thing? Well.

That was more entertaining than I thought it would be. I’d have to wonder why Terry of all people but it may be as simple as he was a rich jerk who never appeared in the anime and so good for a retelling. He was far more important in this story than pretty much anything else I’ve ever seen, outside of my own stupid doodles, hahahaha.

#megaman shitposting #I am the CEO of Teruo Jomon

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Zach and you.

The room is lit by the city lights outside and that’s all. The long white curtains blow in the breeze coming in from the open doors that lead to the balcony. He’s up against the wall in and out of it. You’re more sober sitting on the bed. What is this place? It looks like a hotel room? It’s that girls apartment right? Your thoughts are interrupted by his little moans. Is he ok? You look over at him. His eyes are rolling into his head . You stare at him. He beautiful but you can tell he really doesn’t know the extent of it . Then he starts choking. Then a lot. Then he’s throwing up and he’s choking on that. You rush over to him and hold his head up. You pull him to his feet and walk him over to the bed. “Hey man are you ok?” He nods. No he isn’t. You know that. You grab a water bottle from a near by table and bring it to his lips. He can’t drink on his own so you pour it past is soft, perfectly formed lips. Where and who do you belong to? You think. You don’t wanna leave him. You’ll stay with him until he sobers up a bit. It’s not fair you think. Straight men ARE different from gay men. They’re more.......well, manly! It radiates from them you can tell the difference. The way they talk and carry themselves. What if I? No. That’s wrong. Even trying to get him to do something as innocent as cuddle is wrong of you to try and do in his current state. You’ve just been so lonely and lost and depressed lately...his eyes are closed and he’s snoring a bit sitting upright against the headboard. You’ll just talk to him...that’s all. He’s long. Thin. Broad shouldered. Blonde. A baby faced Machine Gun Kelly. He’s someone’s boyfriend...maybe. Some girls. You get next to him. Your heart beats fast. It’s like getting close to a dangerous animal. You sit down gently next to him. “It’s not fair” you begin like you’re a lawyer giving a speech to a jury. “You don’t know what it’s like to be gay. It’s horrible. If I was straight I’d probably be married by now...have kids. It’s so EASY for you.” He twitches a bit in his sleep. “You don’t understand. You don’t understand how good I’d treat you. How I’d learn to cook your favorite meals. How I’d help you pick out clothes. How I’d always remember your birthday. How I would protect you....love you. Walk to the ends of the earth for you. You don’t fucking get it!” You shriek tears falling down your face. You just want him to hug you, touch you so bad. You’re unhinged and you know it. The meds took a night off. This is embarrassing. He seems ok now. Just sleeping it off at this point. You start to get up. You wipe your face and get on your feet. The thought of going home to your empty rooms makes you sad and anxious. As you’re walking to the door you hear a voice behind you. “Ay. Come back.” You stop dead in your tracks. Shaking a bit. You slowly turn around. His eyes are half open and there’s something resembling a smirk on his face. “Thanks for that.” You nod.

“I heard you. What you said. I’m sorry you feel like that, man.” “It is what it is.” You say. “Anything I can do?” He asks. You go to say no but then..”Can I stay here with you a bit” he smiles. “Ya.” You go and sit next to him again. You introduce yourself. “I’m Zach.” He says. He closes his eyes again. He opens them and looks at you. It’s like he knows what you want. “Nice to meet you, Zach” you sniffle. He extends his arm and pulls you into his chest. You immediately start bawling into him creating a small lake on his shirt. “ I know.” He says. He strokes your hair. “Things will get better man. You will be loved. Live your life and don’t worry about finding the perfect love. If it was meant to happen it will happen.” “What if it doesn’t?!” You croak. “Then we’ll do this again until you remember that it will.” Your head is still against his chest. “Where’s your heartbeat?” You ask and that’s the last thing you remember. All of a sudden it’s five am. He’s gone. You desperately look around for any trace of him but find nothing. You grab your phone and keys and walk through the empty apartment to the door. As you make your way down through the apartment building you desperately search Facebook for a “Zach” You’re bound to have mutuals somewhere. Zach, Zach, Zach you scroll and none of them are him. I just wanna know...you think. As you make your way across the lobby you find him. There! Zach! You smile. You click on his profile picture. We miss you, Zach. My love. Rest In Peace 3/12/12 fly high bro. The comments. What? This must be the wrong Zach....has to be. You furiously text all your friends. Do you know a Zach Benson?? Finally after what seems like an eternity, a response; Zach Benson was Becca Sanders boyfriend. He died at a party back in 2012 I believe. He choked on his own vomit. 😕 No. you think. You begin shaking and rush out of the lobby onto the sidewalk. The doors lock behind you. You turn around and there he is behind the glass. Grinning. “Remember.” He says then walks into the elevator and disappears.

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