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#i hope they both die
mothirl · 4 months
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I need a cigarette and a nap after this.
My second edit ever DON'T be mean
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goopysloppyslobsop · 6 months
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Kinda late but I had a ton of fun even if artblock ran up from behind me and gut stabbed me when I wasn’t looking while working on this. But it’s here alive and well! Dtiys ran by dearest moot @ladylunora wonderful art, I thank them for supplying more vampires I needed in my life.
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fuckitwebhaal · 8 months
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adin: i dont like him
adin: just because we fuck semi regularly and i insult him the way he likes and promise to kill him as a sacrifice on the altar of my father does not mean i like him
gortash: i think it does. sorry
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thanos-the-dad-titan · 10 months
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"But, mooooooooom. I gotta fight him... You're embarrassing meeeeee.."
This is sad but hilarious.
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the-ides-of-march · 1 year
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Who has the most submissions
Elon Musk and Ron DeSantis are tied for the most
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huskirl · 3 months
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Tbh for me personally it's really annoying to see Vox/Val everywhere because those assholes kissed for 2 seconds max and are the worst and it's deeply uncomfortable for me to see them be the ones that are shipped personally but like. I do think them dating is funny in a No Children by the Mountain Goats way. They are drowning, there's no sign of land, they're coming down with each other, hand in unlovable hand
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lyric-central · 7 months
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pigfromchino · 1 year
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need another 0-0 for england and france tomorrow
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senatorraines · 2 years
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mc being like "i don't want to lose u both in a war pls dont fight" and both her siblings are like okay ... anyways
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buniyaad · 2 years
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so it’s gonna be real disappointing if butcher and homelander dont hatefuck before killing each other
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bbgthoma · 2 years
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i wanna cuss off both my parents so bad rn
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youre-only-gay-once · 4 months
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get destiel kissed <3
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inoankin · 13 days
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watching CNN and fox sneering at each other is like watching two monkeys slinging shit at each other in the middle of a supermarket. like we are normal people what did we do to deserve this
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fuckitwebhaal · 8 months
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what constitutes shipping something. like at what point. just because I wrote a fic about it. That doesn’t mean I ship it
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lotus-pear · 1 month
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dazai in the new chapter looks like those bratty 10yo girls behind their mom at sephora who refuse to take a single item off even though the bill is at like $1500
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twinstxrs · 2 months
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idk if this is accurate but i’ve felt like in previous seasons riz & gorgug have been one of the inter-bad kids dynamics we’ve seen the least of & this season has been so great in that aspect. gorgug having helped make some of riz’s magic gear. riz helping gorgug with his studies. the shared birthday party. gorgug’s gift to riz being something he himself made to protect riz. riz’s gift to gorgug being something he illegally grabbed to protect gorgug. gorgug who utilizes rage to put his body on the line for his friends & riz who will take deep levels of mental stress for his friends. even though it was within the context of a joke, riz calling gorgug an “absolute sweetie.” like yea they might not be in a band together or both part of a presidential campaign team or owlbears teammates, but they’d go to war for each other, because they’re best friends.
#riz gukgak#gorgug thistlespring#fantasy high#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#these kids are all so self-sacrificing but i do think riz gorgug are the most clear (& juxtaposed) self-sacrificers#riz will mentally tear himself to pieces and get lost in cases and take on ungodly levels of stress for those he loves#gorgug will use himself as a human shield. he will take hit after hit if it means his friends are okay.#and they’d both do the other thing too. riz would let himself get hit for gorgug. gorgug would pull all nighters & take stress for riz.#even if mechanically they can’t or it wouldn’t make sense. they would if they could.#also#the starstruck barry mechanic of being a guard is so gorgug. it’s soooo gorgug like that’s literally him#anyways love this tall green guy & this short green guy so much#especially because gorgug is tall & considered intimidating but protective in a deeply kind way#while riz is short & underestimated but protective in a deeply vicious way (affectionate)#i hope this makes sense but i think riz is primarily ‘i would kill for you’ & gorgug is primarily ‘i would die for you’ maybe#this does not mean gorgug would not kill for riz or riz would not die for gorgug. they both would.#but those are the primary ways their love manifests due to the nature of their strengths/personalities. To Me#idk this is all just me saying stuff when i should be sleeping 😭#sorry if i missed a riz gorgug moment in the main post btw i’m tired
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