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big if true
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Before you post, think:
Is it groovy
Is it smashing, baby
Is it shagedelic
Does it give you mojo
Does it make others randy
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Begging and pleading with people to stop making fun of someone for mispronouncing things, even as a joke. Please. Just be nice.
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Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!
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Seeing these two posts back to back makes me wonder how long it'll be before Brennan attacks Sam with a halberd
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Honestly with how stupid and sanitized the internet is getting some company should just make like. A nsfw exclusive twitter clone. Retweets could be called refucks
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time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!
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these beautiful butch women and their pass around party bottom can do anything
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victor frankenstein will be like “a terrifying creature is trying to murder me :(“ my brother in christ you sewed him together in your dorm room
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Blorbowe from my hardboiled novels
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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(the coo-coo bird as performed by clarence ashley// down in the valley as performed by pete seeger// way down the old plank road as performed by uncle dave macon)
interesting little motif i've been collecting tradfolk examples of recently
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