#i have horrible taste in men

[levitheeldritch]

NEW VIDEO GAME TRADITION PLEASE

Choosing a husband/wife/partner/platonic partner on (almost) every game you play.

I'll share mine:

Undertale: Sans. Starting this off with the obvious choice.

Epic Mickey 2: Ian the ghost. He's cute. I like his voice. He's sweet.

Far cry 5: Pastor Jerome

Far cry 6: philly. and I've adopted bicho/paz as my son.

Portal 2: Wheatley. He's so fucking dumb and I love him. I don't care if I get to the part where he kills me.

Pac man ghost adventures: I don't really actually simp but I need tradition so inky or blinky

No man's sky: So we're going polyamorous here and fully displaying my pansexuality; Apollo is my husband, Artemis is my wife, and null is my partner.

Fallout 4: two because I can't choose one: Nick Valentine and Hancock

Fallout new Vegas: Yes man. I haven't played the dlc, but if I could, Joshua Graham.

BioShock: Frank Fontaine. For the simple fact that he has a Boston accent, and I sadly find fictional Mafia men hot. Other than that I can't give him any redeemable qualities.

BioShock 2: Tenanbaum is my wife, and the big daddies are my husbands.

Thanks for listening, share your gaming partners!

#Husband gaming tradition #fuck you i love him #i have horrible taste in men #but who gives a shit #TAKE MY HAND AND LET'S CHOOSE FICTIONAL PARTNERS #please 🥺

[rey-ieatedurdrywall]

ofc i fell for him hes a tenor loverboy

#he’s actually an asshole #but #i have horrible taste in men #my taste is nice hair #and will regret later #my taste is a lesson to be learnt #my taste is asshole who seems nice #until you get to know him then hes horrible #my taste is oh meeee? after what he did????? #ive moved on (lying) #my type is great until #(his first and last nam) WANTS TO FUCK #is screamed at me for multiple minutes repeatedly #great taste in men! #(and yet im still the one on opened) #musical #tenor loverboy #men #men are assholes

[lvrhughes]

y’all are so lucky i had like no service last night

and when i did i’m so sorry💀

#mads speaks🫶 #ngl i was talking about cowboys to my friend most of the night #i have horrible taste in men

[sanjipussyindulgence]

LUKE CASTELLAN IS YOUR PJO CRUSH?????????????????

pehaps

#pjo #luke castellan #percy jackson #what can i say. i love insane men #just take one look at my blog and youll realize i have horrible taste in men this shouldnt be a surprise

[agrebel18]

I think Hunter would have a crush on most of the Disney princes 

#I know some people have been claiming that his taste in men would be HORRIBLE (like Human Bill Cipher. He'd crush on him HARD.) #but I feel like he has good taste sometimes #like imagine Luz putting on 'Mulan.' where Shang is shirtless for half the film. self explanatory lmao #or even FLYNN FUCKING RYDER FROM TANGLED. #heck even Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid. Hunter's brain chemistry would be CHANGED BY THEM. #sorry I have to say this now that he's canonically bisexual #hunter toh #toh #the owl house #bi hunter #bi!hunter #toh spoilers #<< just in case

[jahiera]

'days of hedonistic debauchery' we have hedonistic debauchery at home (processing your 200 yrs of trauma)

#sometimes I forget these two men did not have friends before this little adventure. and then I remember #also - 'learning to enjoy the taste of chaos' Gale you're so lovely. nerd. #admittedly I believe gale was also up to insane shit it's just that he didnt have anyone but Tara and Mystra for reference so he's like #ah a nice night in <3 reading books containing many horrible secrets of power #your wifeguy routine only goes so far galethew #playing bg3

[puff4pals]

You know what fuck it. Vaas is an f/o now

#[☆] my posts. #i have suuuchh horrible taste in men #f/o & ship tags > #[🏝] love island (but with more blood & violence). #[🐅] vaas. m. #whether hes platonic or romantic? who fucking knows

[1o1percentmilk]

ok there HAHA

#there u have it #me and my horrible taste in men #also if u pick up anything from this PLEASE tell me in my inbox #i need to be humbled a little #ohyeah i used to sit in the front of the lecture hall and stare at the prof the whole time #his salt n pepper hair and jolly face...

[savage-rhi]

Reverse Uno: now you do Karl and Ardyn >:3

I'VE WAITED ALL DAY TO COME HOME FROM A 10 HR SHIFT TO DO THIS SO DON'T MIND IF I FUCKING DO @seradyn

Karl Heisenberg

First impression: I thought he was going to play a significant role in RE8, perhaps even fall into the trope where he's truly the Big Bad (TM) versus Mother Miranda. I think I got that impression because Karl always came across as smarter than he lets on. Either way, I knew I was gonna fucking love this dude. Does he look like trash? Yep. Does he hold a grudge? Yep. Sign me up! 

Impression now: CAPCOM YOU FUCKED UP. WHY DIDN'T YOU UTILIZE THIS GUY FURTHER IN THE DAMN PLOT?! WHY DIDN'T HE AND ETHAN PARTNER UP?!

That's seriously my biggest gripe when it comes to Karl, he's a great character that didn't get used to his full potential. I mean, sure that gives fanfic writers such as myself a lot to play with and makeup, but he deserved better. Karl's character was fucking fun. I could tell his motion capture and VO artist had a great time playing hobo metal man (Neil Newbon you sold it, mother fucker).

Seriously, Karl is hot trash but he's my hot trash. I'll defend him all the way.

Favorite Moment: In every scene Karl is in, he just steals the damn show. I always enjoy the scene where he confronts Ethan with partnering up (Ethan, you should've taken the hobo's hand) and goes on a verbal rampage about the other lords and how much he despises Miranda. You can feel his passion and hate for what's become of his life, and even sense how desperate he is to get out of it by any means necessary.

Idea for a story: I've been working on a story with Karl called The Sacrifice that takes place years before the events of RE8. Karl falls in love with a gal named Sonja Ainsley, and this pushes him to wanting to break free from the village and Miranda's clutches.

The story is on hiatus, but I intend to finish it when I get the motivation again. I love him and Sonja very much.

Unpopular Opinion: For all his bravado, Karl is sensitive and cautious deep down. I’ve read many stories where is unyielding and very sexual (ngl I indulge in that cause I’m nasty like everyone else on here lol) but given the abuses he has endured, I think he would be quite reluctant to indulge himself with someone until several layers were peeled back and his partner gained his trust. 

Favorite Relationship: I ship Karl with happiness. I don’t care if it’s an OC, Reader, Canon, etc. etc. etc. I just want this fucking hob goblin to feel like he’s on top of the world and has support. I love reading material where he gets to just fucking live and be happy. 

Favorite headcanon: Karl is quite good at making jewelry pieces. 

Karl is artistically inclined and enjoys sketching, and doodling. He keeps most of his pieces to himself since he considers having a hobby like that could lead him to being taken advantage of (he’s kind of a victim of toxic masculinity there in that regard, where “men can’t like things like the arts without being seen as less than”). 

Karl struggled with reading well into his early 20s, but he taught himself and is quite fond of novels (Sonja helps him there in The Sacrifice, and he likes Pride and Predjudice). 

Moreau and he watch TV together, and they get invested and I do mean invested to the point where they both yell and scream at the characters on TV for fucking up. 

Ardyn Izunia/Lucis Caelum

First Impression: I want to preface by saying that my late grandmother bestowed upon me the knowledge to protect myself from peculiar people. She told me to never trust a man who has shaved off his eyebrows and never trust a man that wears a tunic. All her wisdom couldn’t prepare me for what the fuck to do about a man who wears over 5 layers of clothing, and looks like a homeless guy who walked into a thrift shop and picked out every item that screamed, “Hi there, I’m Johnny Depp.” I’m frightened, but I gotta follow my principles: does he look like trash? Check. Does he hold a grudge? Check. Okay everyone…let’s pray….

Impression now: Your honor, I love him. I love his quirkiness. I love his humor. I love his mannerisms. I love his darkness. I love his imperfections. I love his humanity and lack thereof. I love his daemon form. I love his charisma. I love how he carries himself. I love his ambition. I love how unsettling he can be. I love his wild hair. I love his piercing eyes. I love how he used to love and care for others. I love how he tried to hold onto himself despite failing. I love how he’s unapologetic. I love his faults. I love his flaws. I love that I see bits of myself in him. I love his bloodlust. I love his taunts. I love his sarcasm. I love how tragic his story is. I love how unyielding he can be. I love him. Break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat bar.

Favorite Moment: Pretty much everything he is in. However I adore his entire appearance in the Lestallum chapter. You can tell he’s clearly up to shit, but can’t necessarily prove it. Hell, I even felt bad for judging him after he goes through the trouble of saving everyone’s ass in a later part of that section. I even had a moment of second guessing. 

Idea for a story: I already wrote an Ardyn x OC (Caelan) story called Immortal Shield. I wanted to give Ardyn a happier ending, and explore his character if he were resurrected years after the final battle with Noctis (went with the Dawn of the Future ending). I think it turned out okay.

Cause I am not over him by any means, I’m working on a Ardyn x Reader story. It takes place two years before the events of the game. I’m 10 chapters in thus far. 

Unpopular Opinion: Ardyn is one of the best FF villains in the franchise. I’ve seen people complain about him being lackluster as a character (from his quirks/backstory, to the final battle cause he didn’t have a ‘final form’). Then there’s the camp that sees the adoration fans have for him and go, “tragic guy does tragic and terrible things and people make excuses for him”. I mean…yeah, to a degree? But what makes me still stand by my statement is the fact that unlike most FF villains: the guy actually fucking wins. We are talking about a man who spent YEARS and I mean fucking YEARS plotting, wearing various masks, and lining up pieces to ensure he would FINALLY get to rest in peace after all the shit he had been forced to endure. That is dedication and shows how he’s so damn dangerous and intelligent. A man that can bide his time for thousands of years isn’t someone to fuck around with. 

Favorite Relationship: Ardyn x Aera. Those two deserved happiness and peace. I also ship him with OCs, other canon characters, and readers/inserts. I love stories where no matter who it’s with, he is appreciated and cherished. 

Favorite headcanon: Ardyn’s love language is gift-giving. If he sees something that reminds him of someone, he’ll get it for them or even try his hand at making the thing himself if he wants to go the extra mile. Getting a gift from him says A LOT, and the people around him know it’s kind of a big fucking deal. 

Being a former healer, he’s very much in tune with people’s emotions that it’s almost like a 6th sense. Even being corrupted by the star scourge, he can never truly tune that part of himself out. He uses this natural gift to manipulate others to get ahead. 

Since sweets like chocolate and other delicacies were rare and quite expensive 2,000 years ago, Ardyn takes full advantage of modern decadence. The man’s got candy everywhere. 

#karl heisenberg #re8 karl heisenberg #resident evil village #ardyn izunia #ffxv ardyn #ardyn lucis caelum #final fantasy xv #my opinions and thoughts #characters #i love them both very much #and i have horrible taste in men i am well aware #but i don't mind nor give two fucks and a pine cone #thank you for sending this to me hon

[havoc-bloom]

I promise I’m not obsessing over Scarecrow (yes, that Scarecrow, Jonathan Crane, the motherfucker from Batman) I just think he’s a bit silly and maybe I would kiss him. That’s all.

If you catch me mass-posting about him don’t worry, I just think he’s a silly little guy. He’s my poor little meow meow. And yes I do see him as a scrawny little redhead with absolutely zero communication skills whatsoever, that’s peak Scarecrow right there. I love that (murderous, batshit insane) twink.

#scarecrow #batman #the scarecrow #jonathan crane #poor little meow meow #i just think they’re cute #i have horrible taste in fictional men #god forbid i do anything #if you see this no you don't

[cidnangarlond]

people reblogging that screenshot I found of the reddit post about why do people think gortash is attractive are like finally someone agrees. well you agree with the reddit poster and not me because I would fuck that man. sorry

#as we all know I have horrible taste in men. this should not be a surprise to my mutuals reading this *points at my icon*

[senselessalchemist]

Baldur's Gate 3 has taken over my life and reminded me I have just the worst taste in fictional men (but truly excellent taste in fictional women)

#not dead cells for once #i will not improve etc etc #bad taste in fictional men good taste in fictional women odd taste in fictional nb people #also at least sometimes bad taste in actual men considering my horrible ex but thats not fun #me trying to make the awful vampire man like me: you asshole. i love you #also its super refreshing to be able to choose nb for the pc and everyone just calls them them and its great #man i wish that would happen in real life im so tired of maams etc. #my pc is a tiefling rogue because fuck it wish fulfillment i want to be a hot masc shaped person with horns and a tail #they are very cute #downside: its taking up all my free time so no art no writing #anyway its fun to have fun with a game like this without my ex running the show #played divinity 1 and 2 partially with them and that wasnt super fun

[tasukete-eirin]

Could it be that you like emos?

yeah 😔

#my type is either the semi-insane yan emo-adjacent characters or the literal balls of sunshine there is no in between ever #(there is some in-between. probably) #you take ritsu and you're like 'hm yes this fits the first category' and leo in the second and izumi can fit in the first to a degree #he kind of is the in between i guess. belphie? first category. levi? also first category tbh #i have horrible taste in men and that translates to my blorbos /j

[time-cherry]

Guys.....

.....Hear me out please

#rainbow friends #blue rainbow friends #hear me out #please hear me out #he's hot #i had a dream about him #i need him #i have horrible taste in men ik

[a-sh1pping-complex]

i dont have a list of f/os because insecurity about my choices.

#i have awful taste btw #like...its horrible #they say you attract what you fear #AAAAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa evil men #AAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAa evil women #(in fiction.)

[effervescentdragon]

Jake Dennis in a BMW i really love them trashy dont i

#jake dennis #i have horrible taste in men and cars both