#i hate this man and his mouth.

[sciderman]

Demanding more lisp

posts in which it is imperative that wade be read with a fruity obnoxious little gay lisp:

#ask-spiderpool #she's a LETHSBIAN harold. #hoh-moh-SECKS-ssuals... #i love wade intentionally having the most ridiculous pronunciation in the world for certain words. #penetration... penatracione... pen-ah-TRRAh-see-oh-neh #it's very important you roll the Rs... #your erectioné in this directioné... #i hate this man and his mouth. #i have such a vivid and stupid voice for wade wilson that lives in my head and i hear him so clearly #and im just like so. so upset that i can't manifest this voice and have all of you hear it #he has the MOST stupid way of talking ever and i so want to animate to it. #it's something like robin william's genie from aladdin. an animator's delight. he's so. so theatric. all the time. #and he's constantly changing and shifting accents and impressions and mannerisms. #just whatever he can to make the delivery as funny as possible. #he has this universally ambigious accent all the time. and he's so. so good at accents. #he's just totally brilliant at mimicry. you should hear his peter parker impression. it's perfect. he nails it. peter is so mad about it. #he absolutely can answer the phone as peter and nobody is the wiser. #if he dons peter's tights nobody would discern from voice alone. they'd only be able to tell by the different body types.

[tadfools]

I don’t want to say this where this comment was added because while it was rb’ed from me, the root post isn’t mine and I don’t want to drag op in a circus tent. Do we really need to put homophobic on the highest shelf up from the tik tok folks?

This is about Kethric and ????? Homophobic coded??? Statistically and logically speaking, there are going to be queer people that you do not get along with and that you don't like in real life. That's just the way people are. And it's not because we're queer, it's because we're human

Kethric doesn’t hate Aylin because she’s a lesbian. He despises her because she is the child of Selûna, because he believes that she corrupted Isobel - not with queer cooties but with the love of a goddess who he felt betrayed him

If Aylin was a man, the hatred would not be diluted at all

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 discourse #kethric thorm #if your hatred or annoyance with someone is caused by I don’t know? them always chewing with their mouth open? #you could not like them and that doesn’t make you homophobic if they're queer #If you hate a guy because he’s married to a man or because of the cadence in his voice thats being homophobic #being queer doesn’t give you a 'everyone loves me or they're homophobic' pass #please don't let this line of thinking bleed into real life #plenty of us are ass holes. its not cause we're queer its because we are humans with flaws just like everyone else #i didn't go check this person age but god i hope they're a kid and not 30

[thelastharbinger]

I’m already seeing male reactors get very verbally defensive about that scene in She-Hulk where Jennifer describes how, simply as a woman, she has more experience in suppressing rage than Banner because speaking out will get you labelled “hysterical”, “emotional”, “difficult”, “too much of a feminist”, the list goes on. And if you snap back at the wrong cat-caller, you can get murdered. So now mcu bros are rushing at the opportunity to cry out “this is just another ‘marvel throwing in another woke scene for woke’s sake’. But like...it isn’t untrue. Comic nerds are all for female superhero protagonists until she, god forbids, talks about the dynamics of what it’s like to live within the confines of patriarchy.

MCU fans are always clamoring for the social commentary to be more “subtle” and not so “in-your-face”, just so they can mindlessly enjoy a punchy fighty show and not have to confront any real-world intersections with racism, misogyny, xenophobia, transphobia, all the -isms and -phobias you can imagine. Additionally, even when the social criticisms are embedded into the story, the conflicts are routinely either overlooked or watered-down and discussed at the individual-level as if these are just isolated incidents and not reflective of larger phenomena. Dudebros forget that superhero comic media, from the very beginning, has always been political. A lot of the mainstream characters we know and love today were created in response to the anti-war and peace movements during the seventies in the United States (this is also not to say that there isn’t some definite war propaganda and Red Scare-inspired comics out there either).

Comics are teaching grounds for morality, human good, and bad, power, greed, corruption. Comics have been about the social commentary from the get-go. The idea that the government (and by extent society at large) is villainizing and surveilling a specific minority group who carry varying physical and genetic traits contrasting to that of the “ideal national subject” because of a perceived inherent aggression or difference based on their physical attributes *ahem ahem mutants*...where do you think they got that from?

I literally sat through a dude being like “IN MY EXPERIENCE AS A MAN, THAT IS NEVER THE CASE! IF A WOMAN GETS UPSET AND MAKES A SCENE IN PUBLIC, THE MAN ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE THE BAD GUY BECAUSE IT IS ASSUMED HE DID SOMETHING WRONG. MEN ARE THE ONES WHO CAN NEVER BE ANGRY.” (Obviously for Black men, my argument is different because when Black men express rage, they are viewed as a threat or turned into spectacle, but the person who made this rant was not a Black man, nor was he factoring race into his argument). As if masculinity and gratuitous violence have not become nearly synonymous. When male celebrities are accused of beating their partners, fans run to their defense to say “well she shouldn’t have provoked him.” When Will Smith slapped Chris Rock, the internet rooted for a televised boxing match between the actors/comedians. We all watched the Trump and Hillary debates right, where his belligerent behavior was coddled while she had to maintain composure?

We’ve collectively grown up watching male newscasters, talk show hosts, and reporters make jokes about angry women in sports, in the media or in news reports being on their periods, as a way to minimize the stressful and abusive circumstances, or people, women are subjected to. The world expects women to react to harassment with class and elegance; women’s anger, Black women especially, is never not mitigated. For male fans to come away from that scene wanting to eye roll is why the commentary is so “in-your-face” because a lot of y’all still don’t get it! Men are still finding ways to make women’s issues about them and the “loss” of their rights. In a world where Brock Turners are able to walk free, are you really trying to argue against this scene? Really? What else do you expect out of a series whose main character is AN ATTORNEY? Y’all are just not going to enjoy this series then, as per usual.

#if you're wondering who the youtuber in question is it is jaby koay from the channel #getjaby #he also has another channel but im not trying to promote his shit #he does reactions to loads of things but i literally want to beat his ass everytime he opens his mouth to make some social hot take bc #you might as well be talking to fucking ricky gervais #he gives major centrist vibes nd he's so fucking condescending nd will jump at any opportunity to mansplain things to his female co-reactor #he's like i'm woke but only to a certain point #anyways fuck dudebros #also are we gonna act like this she hulk scene is more shoe-horned in than that scene in endgame? let's be real #just say you hate hearing about any issues that affects anyone ever who isn't a white man #she hulk #she-hulk #marvel #mcu #mcu rant #tatiana maslany #jennifer walters #hulk #bruce banner #reactors

[lowvintagesims]

@funkiesims and i saw john mulaney last night and this is the front and back of the shirts we made for the occasion

#john mulaney hate is more than welcome in the replies #his set was remarkably unfunny #he’s always had questionable jokes about jewish people but how DARE this man use the phrase ‘jew me down’ #when his whole justification was haha my wife is jewish. like ok buddy #you cheated on her and got another woman pregnant robbing her of her child bearing years #left her for that other woman. put her in the hospital. all while you get to flit around being famous #his last bit was about how he thought his tour bus driver was an idiot redneck but that he was actually autistic #i hate him with my whole heart #i can’t believe there were people who paid $800+ to sit in the front #i planned to buy some of anna marie’s art of equal or greater value to the ticket price but everything on her website is sold out :/ #i want a print of dinner in march so badly #john mulaney #big mouth #textpost

[overtake]

Some f1 fans cannot handle being reminded that this is a competitive sport, not daycare. Sometimes people have to do things that will hurt a driver’s feelings, seem unfair, or piss off other competitors when there’s points and millions of dollars on the line. You can still be disappointed and upset without acting like the decision made on objectively sound sporting reasons requires a trip to the hague. If you cannot handle that this sport is not actually hair braiding and gentle parenting when push comes to shove, you might enjoy another hobby better.

#some of these takes just have me rolling my eyes #i may dislike mclaren for some general things that went down with daniel #but daniel did not perform and they were 100% right to drop him and there is no world in which they were wrong in making that choice #sucks that nyck didnt get a full season but he ran his mouth about not wanting to be treated like a rookie and got rightfully dropped #when drivers do things that seem scummy but are legal … you can be like ‘ugh i hate that’ without saying they deserve a penalty for it #it’s very sad for logan that he can’t drive because of alex’s mistakes #but also. he’s not out for this weekend just because of alex’s mistakes #he’s not driving because he put out a season and two races worth of performances #showing why they shouldn’t trust him more than the man who crashed. and that is on logan #williams is 100% right for putting alex in there. it sucks for logan for SURE and i feel bad for him #but they’re right #no one says you cant be UPSET with the decision but you cannot pretend its wrong #*

[winchester101]

I might tag all my stuff as zosan but that’s just for convenience, everyone know that zoro bottoms🫵

#it’s just easier to keep stuff under one tag so I tag it all as zosan #but in my heart zoro not topping shit #especially not sanji #sanji SANJI who HATES men!!?!??? #who stomps his foot and bitches when he doesn’t get his way bless #his introduction is him nearly beating a man to death #you think he bottoms?? FOR MEN??? #not fucking likely #now sanji def gets pegged by women #but if sanji is with a man I know he’s controlling that entire bedroom #meanwhile zoro who gets stabbed on the main and chooses to put a sword in his mouth👀 #sorry he’s a bottom idk what to tell you #he swallows if you catch my drift ya know #zosan

[trlvsn]

finished rise from the ashes and wow. i was focusing on the sibling drama and forgot how gay it gets. it's enough that gant is there calling wright and edgeworth a good pair but at the end lana calls edgeworth over to us and us like "hey mr wright :)))))) there was that one piece of evidence you couldn't have gotten without your partnership:))))) show it to him :)))))" so phoenix proceeds to pull out matching drawings and say something along the lines of "huh what huh huh" while doing so.

i'm not even kidding

oh and also this happens. but in the game i played on pc phoenix says "kill the prosecutor in you" instead of "make or break you as a prosecutor", so... edgeworth took that as inspiration, i guess

seriously though i feel like he wrote that note thinking "well, wright used that phrasing himself. he of all people will definitely understand" and didn't doubt that for a second

#what kind of straight man says farewell tbh #edgeworth opens his mouth and the gayest words come out of it each time in aa1 #i hate them #ace attorney #aa #phoenix wright: ace attorney #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #phoenix wright ace attorney #rise from the ashes #wrightworth #narumitsu #edgewright #edgeworth #aa miles edgeworth #nrmt #rfta #aa1 #aa1 spoilers

[astarionposting]

Kind of wish there was a dialogue option to beat this dude’s ass

#bg3 #I’m kind of mad that the only mean option was to be intimidating #like I just wanna beat his boney ass to the ground ok #for my man #when he dies do you think he makes the same sound as minecraft skeletons #baldur’s gate 3 #Astarion #Astarion bg3 #bg3 spoilers #I hate this dude fr #I also wish there was an option to slap the shit out of cazador’s slimy little face #anyways fuck you Godey #I’m gonna cast extended spell banish the second he opens his dumb mouth #can you tell that I’m very normal about Astarion

[andy-clutterbuck]

𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲 (𝟔/𝟐𝟗/𝟐𝟑) | 📸: 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐚𝐓𝐖𝐃𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞

#the first one excuse me sir #Andrew Lincoln #* #al #hey you bean #GOLF DAD I LOVE THEE #there he is #the Mayor of Dilfshire #nice gams #even his calves are nice i hate myself #fuzzies ✨ #open mouthed old man squint and the overhead point #excuse me sir please put your forearms away thank you

[florshedworf]

okay ive been thinking about this for a little bit but what sort of dress would thunder wear.

i was thinking perhaps something fancy? like a sleeveless dress or something with some sort of armor? perhaps not something that drags on the floor though

or maybe something a bit more practical? something that isn’t really a dress but you can move more freely/have more protection in (or just generally looks more square/sharp)

#thunder in the show clearly cares a lot more about his image than shiny which means dress would probably be a bit more restrictive for him #and tbh it isnt really that i feel like he would entirely hate wearing something feminine in general? i think hes more worried about people #‘s perception of him wearing a dress. if yknow what i mean #i could also say fuck what i think he thinks and put him in a random ass dress but man. MAN i just care a lot #and i mean i have thought/discussed putting him in a big stupid dress so maybe im just overthinking it LMAO #anyways feel free to give feedback #images of dresses are GREATLY appreciated 🙏🙏 #worf opens their big mouth #super giant robot brothers #sgrb #also the main reason i chose a sleeveless dress was mainly so i didnt have to deal with his wide ass shoulders LMAL #BTW HI DISCORD PPL I KNOW WE DISCUSSED IT A BIT THERE BUT I WANNA EXPAND THAT IDEA HERE

[cupiidzbow]

falls to my fucking knees I wish people giffed more of the scenes he was in he’s so fucking cute in this movie…. wtf…………..

#i hate that he had fucking mouth in the snow scene for like couple seconds #but I forgive u you have a cute deisgn so it’s ok #AND HIS VOICE IS SO SWEET like he starts out all sweet and energetic when he was greeting ai #raspy little older man voice I love it . #and the way immediately deadpans when he realized she wasn’t there to buy anything . like oh. ok . what do you want #HES SILLY HES IM THE MOVIE FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES BUT I EAT IT UP. SORRY #💰🦝🍃

[celestialspritz]

I will never be finished with his face

#his eyes are the trickiest for me #because most of the sliders I have suck tbh💔 I rlly hate ts4 sliders so much #I would write an essay on how much I hate ts4 cas but it’s not happening today #ts4 #blender #my ocs #Nicolas #the nose tho is spot on and I’m pleasantly surprised with the mouth #the jaw and chin…. a complete other story #and wtf is going on with the ea ears my friend pointed out to me how weird they look #I think if I just narrow the eyes horizontally I think I’ll be finished fr #also - idk if I will return to sims 2 after this #at least for the time being #the workflow imo is just easier and the results are far more satisfying #I might actually start creating for sims 4…. but baby steps #defo need to make some brows and beards. cuz shit man there’s not enough and none that suit Nicolas #I also need more curly hairs for guys that don’t look like complete ass #Man

[binghe-malewife-goals]

Goodmorning babe, have you listened to you'd daily AM hate monolouge?

#i just want yall to listen to it bc its so good LMAO #imagine ur favorite haters #i have no mouth and i must scream #i love how ihnmaims AM hates humanity for giving it sentience #and this can be seen as a direct parallel of the Creature from Frankenstein #they both long to experience something they cannot have (either physically or socially) and if they cannot love then theh will hate #though the creature actually has remorse for his actions bc all he really wanted was to be loved by someone #AM just wants everyone to suffer like he suffered for the rest of eternity #man i love scifi its all just one big circle huh #mary shelly's frankenstein #frankensteins monster #scifi horror #horror literature

[the---hermit]

Some people on public transports make me want to scream

#fucking hell i hate people #commuting brings oit the worse of me #people have no perception of what personal space is #there's an old man coughing without covering his mouth #and i am about to implode #cris speaks #rant #the---hermit

[cezulian]

Fargo is a fantastic show and there’s been a lot of moments that have left me stunned, astonished, thrilled, chilled, absolutely blown-away, but bitch…………...I’m telling you…………..in 5 seasons, nothing has ever gotten me to a state of white-knuckled, gripping the chair, shock and awe…………………like that cover of Toxic……………

#I swear I literally gasped and gripped my recliner and my mouth dropped open and stayed there like a cartoon idiot that whole scene #(and yeah the moody atmosphere of the scene itself excellently conveyed the futile circumstances #of being a woman in the clutches of a man’s bruised ego and first brush with consequences #drawing out what we know is coming as Roy walks to that shack and we’re close up on him the whole way #not to attempt to make us the audience empathize with him but to isolate us with the fragile state of his self-worth as his humiliation #makes his abusing women and Dot in particular shed its skin its declarations of justice and faith in god #and show it for what it is: hate and fear and weakness and other things I wanna get into but wont #like yeah that was all good or whatever too) #but BABY CANT YOU SEE……..I’M FALLIIIINN………… #fargo fx #fargo s5 #fargo s5e8

[berryblu-soda]

local silly goofer was seething with rage and dumped it all in the tags, read at your own risk :3 <- personal stuff, wrote this after the tags, pretty okay now, just got it out of my system, love yall <3<3<3

#BITE BITE BITE RAGE RAGE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #<- same old same old ITS BEEN A FREAKING WHILE #my dad is so infuriating yall :D #i dont have it in me to hate him but boi? HES TRYING!!!!! #like; do you HEAR YOURSELF??? IS A SINGLE WORD THATS COMING FROM YOUR MOUTH BEING PROCESSED BY YOUR BRAIN???? #YOU PRIDE YOURSELF IN ALWAYS BEING THE SMARTEST ONE IN THE ROOM #sure; intelligence wise; probably; but emotionally? a speck of dust outnumbers you- #WINNING AN ARGUMENT FOR THE SAKE OF BEING RIGHT WITHOUT REGARD FOR ANYONE ELSE- #THINKING EVERYONE SHOULD BE AS COLD AS YOU; AND IF THEYRE NOT; IF GOD FORBID THEY SHOW TOO MUCH EMOTION #THEN PHYSICAL ABUSE IS JUSTIFIED?? #THAT´S NOT A GOOD FUCKING ARGUMENT!!!! #NOT EVERY ARGUMENT HAS TO BE WON; YOU DONT ALWAYS NEED THE UPPER HAND!!!! #the shitty way you were treated and raised should not be my fucking problem and i hope you get therapy about it #and then i´ll regret not being closer to him whenever he dies; but hes making it unmeasurably hard to consider being vulnerable #AGHHH- #this man has never apologized for a single thing is his damn life btw :3! #vent #*inhale* #sorry yall i´m good; just full of rage rn :D! #i spilled a cup of juice at church today and things got waay out of hand lmaoo