cannot profess how much I love Liverpool Morgan
edit: WHY DID IT CORRECT TO THAT
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don’t you hate it when someone keeps calling you and your friends and when you answer they just say threatening things??
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something a tad bit goofy happened to my phone which costed me to miss the collections anniversary 😒 whateverrr (crying)
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Carleen: oh yeah, forgor that he uses that for a minute.
Pretty bad at remembering things.
But there is your aswer to how powerful he is, he has the Solver. And he probably got training by going after workers.
S: But cause the extinction of the sentinels?
Not even Uzi with the bullshit that is [null] could do that!
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if you have to change for someone to be your friend, then they’re not your real friend…
…unless you’re an actual jerk then definitely you need to change that.
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Me: *wants to edit the entirety of repo! The genetic opera*
My phone which has 0.7GB of storage left: 👁👄👁
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Why the FUCK does everyone want to be called these days. I will give you a credit card to charge if I don’t show up just LET ME SCHEDULE ONLINE.
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I’m getting so close to throwing my phone across the room due to its STUPID ASS AUTO CORRECT
Who the hell would write “their new bus” versus “their new bias”
LIKE!!!???????
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My phone is stupid.
Opened YouTube to watch something and that dumb "hey google" ad popped. What'd my phone do the moment the girl said "hey google"? Responded.
Know what it does everytime I say "hey google"? Nothing. Freaking ignores me.
This must be what it's like to talk with Moon. He'll talk with everyone else but freaking ignores you
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Love it when it takes 3 minutes to send a 4 word text
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I wish I could throw my phone in a lake
I wish I could drop it from an airplane
I wish I could launch it into outer space
I wish I could set it ablaze on the surface of the sun
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battery at 13 percent rn going to let my phone die and not charge it until morning <3
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guess whose wifi is out so he has to type on the stupid phone keyboard?
it’s’ meeee!
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oh my god I need to throw my phone in the river
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why the FUCK at every system update they have to change the layout. fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
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