#i full on SNORTED at this

[andi-o-geyser]

#pfffttt #i full on snorted #dimension 20 #dimension 20 mentopolis #d20 mentopolis #mentopolis #d20 #hank green #brennan lee mulligan #the fix #mark bition #mentopolis spoilers #andis thought geyser

[lisbonsteresa]

yeah me too janey

#full-on snort laughed at this i was NOT expecting it #rise of the pink ladies

[patchworks-in-progress]

Fucking wet weasel of a man

(click for quality)

#secret actual funniest death option: he was like a used car salesman or smth and a tv just dropped on his head one day #then he decided to just go full tv personality since fuck it hes already got a box for a brain now #also i KNOW the hair is ass. drawing slicked back hair is HARD ok and i dont feel like trying a third time #honestly surprised he didnt reincarnate as a weasel with the face i gave him #obsessed with this guy i want to attach a magnet to his head #the vees are all so eepy i want to grind them into dust and snort them like cocaine #anyway should i do vel or val next? discuss #art #artist #digitalart #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin the vees #the vees #urghhhhhh its 3am time for sleep. i have a lecture tomorrow #artists on tumblr

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

去有风的地方meet yourself (qu youfengde difang/going somewhere windy) 

#china #cdrama #this drama is soothing and healing #with gorgeous scenery shots #every character is worth to watch #very soothing but not boring at all #i laugh and snort #sometimes in tears #also the scenery and landscape and architecture #soooo beautiful #but mango tv what's wrong with you #remove that big ugly logo from the screen #anai grandma i love her so much #she is grandma of xie zhiyao #i also love the name of xu hongdou许红豆 #hongdou红豆(red bean) #it's from a tang poem #The red beans grow in southern land. #How many load in spring the trees? #Gather them till full is your hand; #They would revive fond memories.

[awakentrashpanda]

Toughts on my OC Wendy Wonders?

I think it’s pretty neat that out of all the characters Catnap is the one she has a rivalry with because her whole thing is amusement parks, which cause adrenaline and excitement, which is kind of the opposite of what Catnap represents, being that he’s all about rest, relaxation and sleep 

#smiling critters #smiling critters poppy playtime #smiling critters oc #also her scent is lemon #so if she were real plushy I would probably be snorting her like she’s full of cocaine #also the classic and honestly underrated cat and bird rivalry #:)

[mxnordberg]

OPEN UP YOUR MURDER EYES AND SEE THE UGLY WORLD THAT SPAT YOU OUT!!!

[Image ID: a digital illustration of Zelda Donovan - a teenaged girl wearing a green hoodie with curly hair in her face, huge ram horns, and goat legs. Her hands are cut up and bandaged, held curled up in front of her chest. On her right wrist she’s wearing a friendship bracelet made out of glass shards. She has an anxious expression on her face, and inside her green eyes her pupils are slit sideways. Little golden decorative elements surround her in the background.]

#art tag #digital illustration #dimension 20 #zelda donovan #the seven #fantasy high #d20 #image described #artists on tumblr #fanart #autism win: this satyr is allowed to go absolutely Full Berserk #i am going to be late for work bc i was working on this; but it's worth it #'i love the seven maidens; i love how accommodating they are for zelda's momentary rages; i love how nice they are to her All The Time #nd i love zelda an Unspeakable amount - the way she talks and moves and Snorts and Snarls!!! #go girl we love janky and disruptive stimming ('the artist is undeniably biased) #i’m autistic in a very noisy angry way LOL; zelda is the Perfect Character to me <3

[the-witchs-cafe]

Pomni from the Amazing Digital Circus would turn into a witch in Puella Magi Madoka Magica!

Cause of Witchification: As of this post's writing, we aren't completely aware of the details regarding Pomni's backstory, but, as of now, we can definitely tell she is not glad at all over the prospect of being trapped in an unchanging digital hellscape ruled by an A.I who possesses little to no understanding of complex human emotions and desires. The pilot's main conflict revolves around her desperate efforts to find an exit to the real world, only to get hit by the dawning realization that there is no way out and all she could do to spend her days is to continue playing her role within this circus for days and days on end...

Oh, and there is also the threat of getting abstracted that is looming over everyone else's heads, which is...eerily similar to how a character would witch out in PMMM, seeing that they occur to those who have lost the will to continue on.

#POMNI! I HAVE SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE! #AND I AM STARTING TO FEEL THE EFFECTS! #the amazing digital circus #puella magi madoka magica #Pomni #would witch out #disclaimer; I do not condone the actions of GLITCH's CEO- I believe he deserves to rot in h. e. double hockey sticks for what he is doing #My support goes to Gooseworx and the rest of the talented employees at GLITCH and I genuinely hope a change in management occurs asap #this is literally an echo of my current stance on Omori and what is happening at Game Freak atm- #do not burn the employees with the same fire that needs to be directed at their higher ups' asses

[sergeantpixie]

my thoughts after watching episode five of the Artful Dodger:

1. SARDINES

2. “the whale’s wife” oh fagin can turn a phrase

3. “being spurned by a woman is a great boon to our profession” DON’T REMIND ME

4. “i want a win” 😭😭😭

5. “i keep seeing these in my dreams” FANNY 🤭

6. Belle’s red coat is Stunning, i envy her wardrobe

7. “WHY” Belle is so funny pls

8. NUTMEG

9. Jack is only thinking of Belle 🥺

10. BUTT - 2/10 not juicy enough

11. i know fagin is just lying to buy them more time but it’s so nice of him to throw jack an interesting case and give him an excuse to talk to belle after their fight 🤭

12. “we all thought that that smell was coming from you” CHILDISH but so funny

13. Fanny is actually a great sister, we stan

14. THROUGH THE WINDOW, YAS

15. he’s eating her soup, i love them

16. “apparently a tree” HIS FACE

17. they’re in love, your honor

18. “it is so dangerous.” “yeah, but you love that, don’t ya”

19. “but i don’t really know how to talk to women, i’ve never really found the need to” “i am similarly rarely interest in what a man has to say” and that’s on soulmates (also same @ belle)

20. “not all of you.” i think they should kiss 😊

21. “tell me why you like being a navigator?” god belle’s bedside manner has improved so much

22. jack being honest with him and letting the man decide if he wants to take the risk!!! what a man!!!

23. i love the quiet scenes after surgeries between them, it’s so intimate

24. “i’d never had my own bed before” 😭😭😭

25. “it was the best and the worst times” love these fanfic writers for letting the dickensian character quote dickens lol

26. the way he looks at her 🥺

27. THEY SLEPT THERE ALL NIGHT!!! THAT’S MY SHIP!

28. the glove slap, i snorted 🤣🤣🤣

29. Belle’s mama is a savage

30. Sneed saying “christ” and stumbling back when he says Belle coming at him at least says he’s not a complete fool

31. SHE SEASONED HIM, I’M DYING 💀💀💀

32. the wink, this idiot lmao

33. “oh.” THAT’S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY JACK

34. “hmm, lobster bisque.” PLS SHE’S SO FUNNY

35. i don’t trust youuuuuu fagin!!!

36. fagin trash talking sneed is funny tho

37. the tears in jack’s eyes when fagin has to take his place in the duel, a soft boy 🥺

38. HE SHOT SNEED THAT IS SO FUNNY PLS

39. the navigator mocking sneed 💀

40. sneed being put in the position of begging jack to save his leg is delicious, pls sir i want some more

41. belle, jack, and hetty working together is everything i’ve ever wanted, ot3?

42. ngl i kinda enjoy hetty calling jack out

43. THEY SHOULD SHAVE OFF HIS EYEBROW

44. THEY KISSED!!! FINALLY!!!

#the artful dodger #bella watches #full disclosure: i have had…some bourbon #this will be unhinged #😜 #honestly i would probably react to the same way to basically anyone proposing to me #except lex 😘 #if they don’t make a season 2 they’re wrong #i snorted so hard when belle poured the nutmeg on sneed’s head #i hope everyone got my oliver twist reference bc it’s hilarious #this is so long omg #i’m a chatty drunk i guess

[sunglassesmish]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CpoJ3mcvESD/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

😂😭😂😭

i swear misha does more promotion for GK ahead of it than jensen did during the whole TW season. 😆

IM LOSING IT DGDHDGSGD

#anon #ask #misha collins #I CANT WITH HIM #i full on snorted

[strawbs-screaming]

looking through my old messages is so traumatizing i want to go back in time and kick myself in the stomach like what possessed you...

#biggest “WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT” moment in my life tbh #the only thing that didnt make me cringe is me calling my brother a “mayo snorting goblin” #2020 me kinda ate that up #2021-2022 was def something tbh #i wore pink cat ears. i think thats all you need to know #ohh this is def going to keep my dumbass awake at night #ı was cringe but i was free and im proud of past me for that #it was one of my worst years but like... kick ass #<- by worst i mean mentally horrid in a way that changed me forever #speaking of 2021-2022.. my old chosen names were absolutely CRIMINAL #the first one was felony (which i still kinda dig but in a cunty way) the second one was ciel which i think is cool #but heres the bomb: one of my old chosen names was cereal. CEREAL #i think ted takes the cake tho. what evil soul possessed me to choose ted as a name #also constantine waa one of my old names which is actually fucking awesome #eıhjfjfjf i have a science exam tomorrow and im on tumblr infodumping about 2021 me uhhhf #i jumped through so many hoops to get to this blog #2020 somehow knew something transgender was going down and decided to get a haircut and boom. gender #DYSPHORIA THAT IS GET PRANKED LOSER #shout out to 2020 me for figuring out whats up #not sorry about the incoherent screaming. im autistic and i am full of violence

[qkmlh]

Apollo Justice is a hilarious game actually

Y’all should play it

#The way I snorted with these aldjakdh #Full offense but this game is a delight and I am having such a blast with each case #I love Apollo I love Trucy I love Ema I love Klavier they’re a hoot #The games are currently on sale on the 2/3DS Nintendo e shop btw!! They’re all $5 plus taxes each!! #Vera Misham #Trucy Wright #Apollo Justice #Turnabout Succession #Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney #Ace Attorney #Ani Rambles

[arsenicflame]

the fundamental basis of a 'sams izzy' for me is that he has to be someone canon izzy looks at and thinks "... i could have had this?"

i dont think everything would have gone perfectly if izzy had gone with sam, but i do think maybe he would have been happier than our izzy is when we see him, and i want our izzy to see that and just... wonder. wonder if he made the right decisions. was he right to go with edward? is he happy with his life?

#uhhh related to a much longer post about what i think sams izzy would be like #that i haven't finished yet (and might take me a while) #but yeah. sams izzy just need to make our izzy question everything #idk what decision hed come too though. would he still be happy with his choices if he saw this version of himself? #this person who had chose to go wirh sam instead? this version who laughs freely? who seems so light? #(also sams izzy is a little bit of a slut. we love him) #(not a lot just. hes wearing lower cut tops he'll strip off if it's too hot he'll flirt with people a little #(he will absolutely wreck lucius with that) he would kiss sam in front of the crew and sam would sleep on his chest) #and he laughs. god does he laugh. snorts and bursts and full belly laughs. freely. at anything. he laughs #izzy doesn't remember the last time he laughed #nyxtalks #ofmd #izzy hands #israel hands #sam bellamy #bellhands #ndnsn anyway like. tell me what u think sams izzy would be like im still musing on it #excellent distraction from everything #Sam's Izzy

[girlscience]

feel like I need to add a little intrigue, a little spice, a little danger to my life. I need to pick a vice.

#what are my options... alcohol cigarettes reckless sex weed acid ecstasy #alcoholism runs in my family but playing with fire is fun and sexy right? #cigarettes are sexy but I am concerned about the smell. it gives me headaches #reckless sex I wish. it would require me to figure out how to be sexy and to flirt but I feel like so many people do it #I could probably get there eventually. and if I am willing to sleep with straight men probably not a high barrier to entry #weed gives me the jitters but maybe I could find the elusive middle ground between no reaction and extreme full body shakes #acid and ecstacy. I could be a raver. I love concerts and the anime con raves like a LOT. not sure how I would react but I could try lol #i feel like cocaine is not my vibe. also tried snorting pixie stick once and couldn't figure out how it worked. blew it all over my friend #idk what other drugs are there that aren't meth heroin or something similar #these are all ones I hear people talking about doing recreationally #oh Shrooms. and maybe K? shrooms seem cool but also I think I would probably get overwhelmed and vomit #I know literally nothing about K #you guys should give me suggestions. I want to feel cool and sexy and dangerous and preferably not completely ruin my life

[flowercrowngods]

god they’re all. snorting lines. i think i deserve a treat for staying clean and sober at this point

#cocaine tw #drugs tw #isn’t it weird. that the only reward you get is a full life the point of which you question?? isn’t it so weird and tragic??? #anyway. i’m going home soon and staying clean and sober except for the five cosmos i’ve had cheers bebés but mama knows. mama is proud of me #but like goddammit. my friend snorted like three lines at work today. it’s so. it’s so scary. and crazy. and real. it’s not supposed to be #real. anyway. ANYWAY #dio.txt #i know i wouldn’t stop if i started. i’m too self destructive. and they know. so they’ll stop me from starting. but STILL. damn #being a big city boygirl has its downsides too. exhibit a

[raceweek]

<3

#slagclaren i literally snorted #unlocked several core memories from my youth #full credits to shuptwincamsmommy on tiktok #tag later

[tomatoluvr69]

Ok I remember like a week ago coming on here and being like Wow swimming tons of laps and getting regular exercise has diminished my suicidal thoughts by a lot over the past few months!! But today in the pool I remembered I also took a fucking boatload of ketamine over the summer because me and my roommate were doing DIY depression treatments on ourselves in the woods lol. So who’s to say…that might have something to do with it lmao….but also sure exercise

#full disclosure in the way guys on fitness subs will be like ‘tbh I’m juicing’ #but I actively recommend both k and lap swimming lol #long live snorting fat lines of illegal tranquilizers without medical supervision I guess #but the laps are actually so so fucking good as well