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thatsparadise · 10 months
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who-matcha · 5 months
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sorry for threatening i will do it agqin
have more fish
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Fish....
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the-nebula-sys · 3 months
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Thank you for the laught btw needed that
you're welcome!
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cheezy-moon · 5 months
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When I was in kindergarten or 1st grade I told the whole class that Santa wasn't real💀
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 days
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Expertise can't help you here.
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xshinina · 1 year
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*Married life playing in the background
This idea was probably funnier in my head
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lazylittledragon · 5 months
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domesticating your vampire: a memoir
(beautiful high res version on patre0n)
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snarkspawn · 4 months
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based ofc on this
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hellspawnmotel · 4 months
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I can't think of a nutcracker pun
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that-one-weird-cloud0 · 3 months
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Danny: *just chilling on the couch while being very still™️ at the Wayne Manor*
Clark: *comes to visit*
Clark: hey Bruce?
Bruce: yes?
Clark: why is there a dead child in your living room?
Bruce: what 0-0
Danny: oh shit
Danny: *starts up heartbeat* better?
Clark: *even more freaked out*
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svampira · 3 months
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snack time🤤
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apolunee · 1 year
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humans-are-tasty · 4 months
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puppetmaster13u · 23 days
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Prompt 271
“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone. 
“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion. 
Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files. 
“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued. 
“Is he coming to the Manor or…” 
Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”
Now wait one moment-
“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!” 
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anna-scribbles · 6 months
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loveybug and catwalker from @blur0se @pisoprano and @asukiess beautiful minds
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corvidcall · 6 months
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"heres how mike schmidt could actually be an afton-"
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"heres how mike schmidt could actually be an emily-"
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