#i don't pick on little girls

[hellmartyr]

i need to atone for my recent history . — @antithesederzeit / holy war

𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐈𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐀 to produce an asshole gaping enough to rattle the harrington regime. it’d been one hell of a shake-up, the white collar king deposed by a blue collar hellion. it was enough to put the fear in much of the high school’s populace, but from eddie’s vantage point billy hargrove’s true nature couldn’t be more obvious. birds of a feather don’t always flock together, but they sure as hell recognize their kin. and eddie munson could see it, clear as day, all the way down in the seedy mud of his social trenches.

      hargrove would’ve loved to convince the hawkins-bred that he was a power fantasy adonis. the rightful heir to every chick. while that facade meant something to some, it read pitiful chest thumping to eddie. nothing without sad, self-loathing purpose in every blowhard, big bad wolfism. he was overcompensating himself into a monster, to protect himself from what lurked at home. which is why little billy beseeching with curved humility between his legs tickled eddie’s family history.

      a wily smile chided his he-manic counterpart for his inability to tell the difference between himself and one wild, little sister. maybe hargrove witnessing their respective middle fingers more than their actual faces was to blame for the mistake in identity.

      passively perched on the patchy red paint on the curb, eddie rapped his fingers in succession against a half-hollowed coke can. the sweet brown sucrose inside sloshed, stickily harmonizing with the metallic echo.

      ❝ i get the striking resemblance, but last i checked i wasn’t your sister. ❞ citric acid and caramel fizzled as the musician took a sip, smacked his lips, and set the can aside. ❝ i’m not the one you need to atone to. ❞

#answered tbt. #eddie: i know who you are because you're me . . . except you know #i don't pick on little girls #they pick on me #verse tbd. #antithesederzeit / 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔯. — 01 #antithesederzeit #the rat and the bat face off

[uncanny-tranny]

Every time you think, "Oh, I don't have [x condition], I'm basically cured!" that is the devil talking. You aren't cured, you are likely going through periods of your symptoms waning. Don't cease whatever you're doing to help yourself, like medication, for instance, because it's likely you still have the conditions or symptoms, even if you aren't noticing them as frequently or severely.

#disability #this is a callout post about myself #i genuinely thought my GAD was cured because my symtoms had lessened significantly since i've transitioned #turns out my anxiety is just as killer and awful - it's just muted slightly #i am currently laying down with my brain convinced that i'm About To Have a Heart Attack #(and not in the fun demi lovato kind of way) #(that song is a little over a decade old... what the bingle) #anyway please don't do what i do whenever i experience ANY level of symptoms getting better because it will shock you... #...when those symptoms come back and remind you that you Do Indeed have [x condition] #i now know how a wolf girl feels when they say they are Actually Feral because that's how i feel rn 💀 #even I'M not immune to the idea that the things i suffer from are things that can Disappear Magically 😭 #it's wishful thinking and almost like... imposter syndrome because you're *so* desperate to prove to yourself you're Fine or A Faker #and you become hyperfixated on picking every tiny little waxing and waning of symptoms like you're a fortune teller #and honestly it's really stiffling and it's a lot of work to kill the cop in your head that says you are secretly Not All That Affected... #...that you're either exaggerating to the Extreme or you're just a bored faker who's trying to Get Attention (bad somehow)

[marypsue]

Because I am literally never not thinking about weird meta, blurring lines between reality and narrative, and the whole concept of actors becoming their characters, I am now entertaining thoughts of a Shadow of the Vampire-style story wherein a late-2010s-style all-female The Lost Boys remake gets derailed when the lead actress suddenly starts not showing up to shooting because she's sleeping all day...

#the plot still revolves around trying to figure out who the very real head vampire is (but now including everyone in the cast and crew) #but also trying to figure out what bits of vampire lore (from various sources) are actually applicable #('no that doesn't count!' 'it was in the sequel!' 'exactly why I said it doesn't count!') #and of course there's a little sister. there's got to be a little sister. #i don't know enough about moviemaking to do a story like this justice and yet. i always so badly want to #it's an all-girl remake because i'm queer and driver picks the music. hope that helps #(ngl any kind of remake/reboot made in the late 2010s/2020s would be aesthetically toothless. see the Flatliners reboot/sequel/whatever) #(so part of the happy ending on this one is the movie getting scrapped) #(the world's not ready. hollywood's not ready.) #(wait until the costume designers and makers strike and get better conditions. then we'll talk.) #the lost boys

[hystericfae]

My coworker asked for MORE days off in July and I was just absolutely baffled because it's an entire week and she like. Didn't seem to take into account that I work HER days off....so I'd literally be working 7 days in a row 💀😭

#chloe shush #like girl I don't think you were ready for full time hours. and that's okay. but why did you sign up for a full time job then? #I wanna ask for a raise tbh #I'll be there a year in july so maybe I'll have my little review then #but I think I deserve it I've picked up almost every extra shift thrown my way #I've improved a lot in my opinion? like I'm no longer taking 15 minutes attempting to take out a dog from their kennel cause theyre hyper #and im terrified #uhmmm Ive also quite LITERALLY worked every holiday #like Thanksgiving. Christmas eve and Christmas and then new years eve and new years and easter and saint pattys day and every other holiday #fucking EVER and now I'm gonna be working the 4th of july apparently 💀🤦‍♀️

[smilesthroughfandoms]

A Bone to Pick (Chapter Preview)

(Shadowpeach shippers I am serving crumbs on a silver platter, come and eat!)

“Macaque, what exactly are you—?” Before Wukong could finish the question, Macaque had dashed over to The Not-Mayor and, with the evilest grin possible, punched the still-downed man in the gut. The lapdog spat out some blood and what little breath he had in his lungs upon impact, before rocketing down the tunnel and out of the cave. 

“Holy whoa!” Bai He smiled. 

“Guess we’re doing this now, huh?” Mei asked with a lazy grin. 

Macaque sighed happily. “That felt nice… that felt real nice.” He then turned to the others with a casual grin. “Keep up guys,” and then he sank into the shadows. No doubt chasing after the man he just punched. 

“Y’know,” Pigsy crossed his arms, “I forgot fer a second he’s about as old as Monkey King and almost as strong.”

“Well, Team B is moving out!” Mei started jogging ahead, with Sandy and Pigsy right behind her. “You guys better go catch up with Mac-Attack. Don’t want him to accidentally flatten Zhongyu, you know?”

Tang spared one last glance to Team A. “Try not to get electrocuted.” Then, with one last odd glance at Monkey King, he was running to catch up with the others. 

MK exchanged a look with PB and Bai He. “You two ready?”

“You bet I am!” PB grinned eagerly. 

From her spot piggybacking on PB, Bai He gave a familiar-looking evil grin to MK. “I’ve been wanting to do this all day.”

“Great! Monkey King are you—Monkey King?” The trio turned to see the Great Sage standing with wide-eyed amazement, staring at the spot where Macaque had just disappeared. His tail was wagging slightly, his cheeks were a little pink, and his fur looked fluffier for some reason. 

MK reached over and shook the king’s shoulder. “Monkey King?”

“Nothing!” Monkey King shouted, looking panicked. 

“Huh? I didn’t say anything but your name.” MK raised a brow. 

“Oooh, fluffy.” PB reached over and patted Monkey King’s head like he was a kitten, marveling at his new fluffy fur texture. “How’d your fur get so fluffy, Mr. King?”

Face even redder, Monkey King swatted her hand away. “Let’s talk about something else, anything else really.”

“How come you look so nervous and sweaty right now?” Bai He asked. 

“… Anything else besides that.”

“Well we can either talk about kicking Zhongyu’s butt, or we could actually go kick it.” MK gestured towards the exit. “Which do you prefer?”

Monkey King sighed a bit, before smiling. “Actually kicking his but…”

“Great! Then le-go!” MK charged out of the cave, drawing his staff out. PB took off behind him, Bai He giggling in excitement. Monkey King hesitated a bit, waiting to make sure they were far enough away before he frantically started patting and combing his orange fur back into place. 

He decided, pointedly, to not examine what just happened to him until after The Not-Mayor was no longer a problem… but that didn’t mean the butterflies in his stomach were going away anytime soon.

#lego monkie kid #shadowpeach #lmk wukong #lmk sun wukong #lmk monkey king #lmk macaque #lmk six eared macaque #lmk mk #lmk mei #lmk bai he #lmk little girl #lmk pigsy #lmk tang #lmk poppy blue (oc) #lmk oc #lmk mayor #lmk bone to pick (fanfic) #chapter preview #a bone to pick (fanfic) #lmk fanfiction #look me directly in the eys and tell me wukong wouldn't like someone who can kick his ass #or at least come close to kicking it #swk has a crush #i don't know where the monkeys fur gets poofier when they experience romantic emotions started #but i love it so feast upon my crumbs #macaque kicking the mayors butt would be cathartic #wukong has feelings but is in denial about feelings #good thing everyone around him is to distracted or to dumb to notice #lmk sandy

[celestial-sapphicss]

between speak now tv and the barbie movie, july 2023 is truly for teenage girls in their twenties 😭

#taylor swift #speak now tv #barbie #vi.txt #LISTEN you don't understand the way im 13 again #the way i used to hide listening to TS and kept my barbies in thr storage because they were 'girly' and 'uncool' #i went from being a girly girl to a wannabe pickme because i was a little weird and didn't fit the conventions etc etc #and now i still don't have the confidence to be a girly girl but atleast im a girl's girl now and not a pick me anymore so that's better #anyways gonna go see the mv on repeat #i can see you

[izloveshorses]

‘cause we never go out of style

#dimya #anastasia broadway #anastasia musical #christy altomare #derek klena #my gifs #broadwayedit #my edit #musicaledit #taylor swift #sorry to contribute to the plethora of taylor lyric edits but this is such a dimya bop i don't make the rules #'long hair slicked back white t shirt'?? #'good girl faith and a tight little skirt'?? #it's true it's them #the problem when i make gifsets is........ i will sit for 9 hours until i get sick of it and post it alshdjfk #oh well #i gotta stop picking at it #this has definitely been done before i think?? #but i felt like playing with text some more so #here we are #me gifing the same 5 clips <3333 having a ball <333

[drawsdenfiles]

21. Ritual

#Nicodemus Archleone #I think that's how you spell it. #The Archive #Ivy #John Marcone #art #fanart #The Dresden Files #Jim Butcher #Small Favor #DUDE IT BROKE MY HEART TO DRAW THIS! #I finally recognized that this moment was just another reminder for John- that no matter how hard he tries... he can't save a little girl. #UGH LIKE IN THE FLASHBACK! #Of course he picked up the coin you fools of COURSE HE DID! #now if he could just.... i don't know............ #pick up a sword............. #i dunno

[shikai-the-storyteller]

I saw someone saying "Imagine if they found the Eggs, but they could only save 3" and I'm so obsessed with that thought.

Richarlyson, Chayanne, Ramon, Dapper, Tallulah, Leo, and Pomme... Those are the last Eggs left. Imagine only being able to save 3.

#i talk #qsmp talk #I need a drink I almost wrote ''Bobby'' 2 different times o(-( #The longer time passes the more I realize Bobby really was my favorite Egg #Anyways. If I could only save 3 I'd save Richarlyson first #and Chayanne and Pomme #I wish we'd see QNPC01 playing Chayanne more though he's my favorite Chayanne :< #agh but Ramon... he's a little sweetie too #it's hard to pick only 3 #but Richarlyson would 100% be on the list #and Pomme intrigues me too even if I don't see her much in the POVs I watch #Anyhoo. What 3 would you save? #EDIT: AND LEO #SORRY I PUT HER NAME TWICE BY ACCIDENT AND DELTED BOTH #LEO IM SO SORY MY SWEET GIRL IT WAS AN ACCIDENT #I put Leo twice and Bobby twice o(-(

[illarian-rambling]

Happy WBW! If you had to pick a chef/cook from one country/location in your setting to cook you a fancy dinner, where would you pick and why?

Will I be delving into one of the most niche corners of Honor's Outcasts for this? Yes I will

In book 2, Izjik and Djek get take-out from a goblin resteraunt run by an old broodmatron named Kutt ir Kana. Goblin food (in Earth terms) is like a sea-food heavy blend of Jamaican and Cajun cuisine. Staples include jerk crawfish (eaten by goblins with the shell on), blackened dolear (a cactus grown by dwarves similar in taste to a plantain), spicy catfish stew, okra curry, and coconut biscuits. It's all got a rather sweet-spicy taste to it and features lots of seared vegetables. I would eat this delicious meal where it's meant to be enjoyed; on the wharves of the trade city Nacé, watching the crowd after a hard day's work. Goblins tend to exist everywhere on Illaros, especially since their mother nation was co-opted into the Republic during the War of Conquest. Nacé is simply one of many places where they and their delicious food have gained a foothold.

Thanks for the ask, I always love talking about the more grounded aspects of cultures!

#ik i could've picked Twenari because she's a good cook but i really don't think a little human girl could cook goblin food that well #i imagine Kutt ir Kana is the sweetest old goblin grandma who runs her kitchen like Gordon Ramsey on iron chef #lordy this is making me hungry I've got jerk chicken quesadillas waiting for me at home #writing #writerscommunity #writblr #my ocs #author

[chirpos-pencil]

Imagine if Makoto is somehow sent back in time to the day he's supposed to recieve the letter from Hope's Peak Academy.

He is standing in front of the gates of his former highschool. He's in the body of his younger self.

The world around him looks fine and normal, nothing unusual - just like it did before the Tragedy.

But all the memories of what he had gone through are fresh in his mind. Monokuma, the Killing Games, Ultimate Despair, his friends, the Future Foundation - everything!

So, he takes the usual path and runs back home, quickly. The letter! It must be at his doorstep now!

He knocks frantically on the door, and Komaru opens it. He asks her if he has recieved any letter from Hope's Peak, and she shakes her head.

His parents come and ask him if everything's alright.

Makoto looks at them, his eyes welling up. They're alive! He runs and hugs them. His mother and father look at each other, wondering why their son is behaving so strangely. Nevertheless, they hug him back.

"Oh, the winner of that draw is announced!" Komaru says, looking at her phone.

"What draw?" asks her mother.

"The lucky draw conducted by Hope's Peak Academy."

And, Makoto feels a chill go down his back.

"It's some girl," Komaru says, showing them the photo of the winner. "Wow, she's so lucky."

Makoto trembles as he stares at the photo of a highschool girl, the proclaimed Ultimate Lucky Student of Class 78.

No, it was . . . It was supposed to be him.

It was supposed to be him!

His family asks him repeatedly what's wrong, but what can Makoto tell them? Whatever he says, they won't believe him at all.

"Are you sad that you didn't win?" asks his mother. "It's okay, you can try again next year."

He drops to his knees, completely dazed.

Instead of him, that girl will go to Hope's Peak Academy. Instead of him, that girl will meet his friends. His very friends with whom he endured hell together and made it through together. His very friends who stuck with him, despite it all, again and again.

And now, his friends are never going to know of his existence.

And he's never going to see them again.

#Just some silly AU I came up on a whim #In the short story 'Makoto Naegi's worst day ever' #Makoto on his way from school takes a 'different' path than usual. Just for a little change in his boring life! #Because of that he ends up going through some stuff that ends up with a mailman's motorcycle containing a bundle of letters combusting! #And in that burning bundle was a letter from Hope's Peak that was supposed to be delivered to another highschool girl #When Jin Kirigiri received the news of the incident #he conducted another draw and so Makoto's name was picked #But here #In his desperate state... Makoto accidentally takes the 'usual' path home #disrupting the 'canon' or something #and so the letter gets delivered safely to the girl #and Makoto never gets the chance to go to Hope's Peak ever again #though i think with Makoto's luck #he might still end up receiving the letter anyways #I don't know. Just making up some angst. #danganronpa #makoto naegi #chirpos chirps

[lakemichigans]

i was meant to be butch i just cared too much what other people think 😑

#i look at pics of little baby tomboy brandi and i'm like 🥺 #i used to work in the garage with my dad all the time until i decided that wasn't a ''girl's hobby'' #man... i even was learning woodworking until i gave it up #biggest regret of my life fr #i'm not even friends anymore with the girls who pressured me into dressing/acting more feminine #what a waste!!!! #but now i don't know any different #feel like i'm never truly myself #i wish i could ask my dad to help me pick it back up again #but he has so many health problems now he can't do much physical work anymore :( #idk. having a contemplative evening 👍🏻

[mokeonn]

I'm playing bg3 again and trying out the honor mode (which as it turns out, might be a bad idea if you never beat the game in general, much less beat it in tactician mode) and I have been confronted with the fact that I absolutely have dnd race favoritism and it absolutely is contributing to my need for many many bg3 saves because I constantly think "hmmm I want to try playing as a deep gnome to see if I get special dialog with Barcus Wroot, the Iron hands, and the underdark" before picking Drow for the 4th time.

#simon says #to be fair!!! #for my honor mode run I picked half-elf drow heritage because I liked the male face shapes more #and also because picking a Lolth Sworn drow for the 4th time would be a sign of a problem #if you want to know what option number 2 is for character creation is when I think 'i should pick something other than drow' it's halfling #i love halfling characters I love halflings I love the adorably sweet dialog options you get and I love how the game is in a new camera #like it's so fun talking to small characters and having them just look at you normally but having every large character look down at you #it makes every threat 100 times more threatening #someome threatens you and you're a big ol dark urge dragonborn? yeah okay bud. I got acid breath we'll see who wins here #someone threatens you and you're a fucking tiny little wild mage halfling who just spent the last hour telling Lae'zel to be cordial? #yeah I believe that threat. they could absolutely just pick me up and run off with me right now and the most I could do is accidentally fog #if you wanna know default number 3 if I dont wanna be a drow and halfling is just no cutting it? #dragonborn #in actual dnd I have never played them because there's so many other races I default to (like tiefling which is 4 in this list) #but in bg3 they're just SO fun to make and look so cool #it goes in order of special favorite little cultists > special favorite little combat avoiders > the most fun thing to make and play #and finally tiefling. i don't have much of an explanation besides the fact that tieflings are fun and I love their plot relevance in bg3 #but yeah dragonborn is absolutely the most fun to create in character creation and very fun to play #but I gotta choose my special little guys with nothing in common #do I pick a dark elf choosing to leave the cult of lolth to be good? a dark elf who is still Lolth's special little baby girl? #a dark elf with nothing to do with the underdark since their parent left who has lived a surface life and doesn't like cultist association #or do I pick a halfling who's here to be as cordial as possible and find the funniest ways to avoid combat #I was considering having a halfling for my honor mode because I thought romancing Halsin would be fun #but I decided a drow because avoiding the goblin combats without using the tadpole is a HUGE plus #and also because I had used the best halfling hairstyle on my other halfling and I didn't want to just make the same guy twice #anyways I still need to do like every other race and class soon so I can get the fun dialog #but here's the tough truth that funnie pony artist number 32 really loves Drow and Halflings so so so much

[happiighost]

Top 5 Magical Girls?

Madoka Kaname

I'm still in love with this series over ten years later. She also has my favorite design in the series. You can't beat the cupcake skirt/petticoat. I also identify with her feeling very useless, a lot of what she says is stuff I said at that age. She has always been a very relatable character to me. Despite some finding her to be the least interesting out of the main cast.

2. Princess Tutu Duck

this was a hard toss-up ( my favorite character is actually Rue) but duck is the central point of the show! Also way more transformations

3. Setsuna/Cure passion

my favorite precure! Her arc is my favorite out of the series I've completed. I also love her design the red/pink combo is lovely. I feel later cures have kinda missed the mark design-wise.

4.Maria Renard

You can't tell me she doesn't count. I don't care if I'm cheating here. She was designed with shoujo elements in mind and has been a favorite character of mine since childhood.

5. onpu segawa

currently rewatching the show! So far she's my current favorite! when I was younger saw the original 4kids dub. So being sick a lot this past week made me want to sit down and get through the series in full.

#i feel my picks are pretty basic here #but there other magical girl shows or things adjacent i don't see people speak of much anymore #like choco sugar rune #ojamajo doremi #tweeny witches is another one i never see mentioned #even little witch academia i dont hear about any more #does magic knight rayearth count?? #i wouldve put someone from utena here #but id argue only utena herself is magical girl #anthy my favorite that case if your wondering

[ofyorkshire]

trying to write drafts, but all bj wants to do is relax and play around with his appearance. he wants his do-nothing-at-home day, dopamine dressing in weird clothes and fun colors, and experimenting with his hair. will he hit the town in his new style? probably not. but someone should compliment his eyeliner anyway.

#bj vibrating in ''what if i wanna dress like a girl tonight'' and #''what if i wanna dress neither like a girl nor a boy but some nebulous third thing'' and he can't pick #one or the other but he does not want to be all-boy today #out of fairy tales [ooc]; #i'm still not sure about his sexuality but i don't think he is either. it's nice to have verses where he can #feel a little safer looking more directly *at* himself than ignoring it bc he needs to focus on survival instead of self-reflection.

[house-in-the-backyard-trees]

Me, my friend, and her daughter (she's 5) were walking at the park today and her daughter just reached up and grabbed my hand and held my hand for like 5 minutes while we were walking and i almost started crying

#she didn't want me to leave when i was leaving 🥺 #we saw a little baby mouse in the visitor's center at the park and got the people there to rescue it and she wanted to pet it so bad 🥺 #i think my new best friend is a 5 year old little girl even though I'm really awkward around kids #like what do you talk to them about? hello child i am 23 and depressed but you are 5 and adorable pls don't ever grow up #i gave her a bee i crocheted bc it was from a kit that andrew got me and it was supposed to be a 'turtle bee' where it was a turtle and you #took it's shell off and it was a bee. i only ever got around to making the bee part and then we broke up and i couldnt look at it anymore so #i gave it to her and she's like why doesn't it have a mouth and my first thought was well kid I didn't feel like looking at it anymore and #you'll appreciate it more than i will so you can have it even without the mouth. #im debating on giving her the squishmallow he gave me. cause it's currently wedged between my bed and the wall #but it's cam and he was my favorite squishmallow before Andrew got it for me. like i already had one this one is a different edition #so like i want to keep it bc it's a Christmas sweater cam. but i dont want to keep it bc ouchy memories. and she'd get more use out of it #than it being wedged between my bed and the wall so i dont have to look at it #we were driving back from this store bc her mom had to pick up a uhaul and she was too small to ride with her so she got to ride with me #and this poor little 5 year old had to carry the conversation bc i didnt know what to talk to her about 😂 she's like what do you do when #you're home and im like don't tell her you lay in bed all day you can't tell the chils you're depressed and im like i like to read and play #with my animals and crochet. she was very jealous that i have cats. and when we were driving back from the park i had music on and her mom #and me were talking and shes like I CAN'T HEAR THE MUSIC GUYS and her mom goes that's her way of telling us to shut up. and then we stopped #talking and she's like i still can't hear the music 🙄 so i turned it up some and im like jen im introducing your daughter to waterparks 😂