#i don’t trust that motherfucker

[lesbianjarjarbinks]

#idk #i don’t trust that motherfucker #and his fucking fortune cookies #mcr #frank iero

[chilapis]

if you’ve ever been mean to the sweet little girl that is paimon i will kill you. i pray for public interest that this is common knowledge.

#she’s just a sweet thing! i don’t understand the unnecessary hate. and then you ask why all joy & wonder has been sucked from this world. #it’s you !! motherfucker. #it’s because you keep hating !! it’s because you’re a fucking hater that’s what you are !! sword to the chest. & you’re on fire. #I’ve had that phrase stuck in my head for so long now. sword to the chest. & you’re on fire. #but anyway yeah she’s just a curious little thing. would you prefer deafening silence? #I bet if it was some tall attractive man doing this EXACT same shit you’d all be in love. #would you prefer a companion who doesn’t trust you enough to be vulnerable? #is curiosity not vulnerability? #is her dependency on you for food & mora not vulnerability? #she is like a child to me & I will protect her with my life. #she is like my little daughter. who is on trial for FALSE ALLEGATIONS OF BEING A FUCKING MENACING WAR CRIMINAL? #ARE YOU ALL OUT OF YOUR MINDS. #LOOK AT HER. #NOT A THOUGHT BEHIND THOSE EYES. #‘ITS JUST A THEORY’ KILL YOURSE #sorry. #heart emoji. #she has literally no-one!! fuck you! !!! everyone who sees her just makes fun of her. #she is like my weird fucked up daughter who keeps getting bullied at school and i don’t really know what to do about it except like. kill #🥀

[designernishiki]

y3 has made me feel many things but one of the things that lingers with me the most about it is how majima takes every possible opportunity and makes every possible gesture to say “please don’t leave me alone again, please take me with you when you leave, I WANT to be right next to you when you need me, I’ll literally do anything for you, just don’t leave me alone again” always indirectly but in strong enough ways that i think it’d be obvious to anyone paying attention EXCEPT Kazuma Kiryu, The Densest Man On Earth, who he’s pleading to in the first place. it’s. frustrating to watch. someone needs to grab kiryu by the shoulders and tell him. for the love of god. this man loves you so much and you keep leaving him when all he wants to do is help you and be with you please just take him to okinawa oh my god

#kazumaji #it’s FRUSTRATING #specifically thinking about the scene in the bar after the pink truck debacle #where majima finally says like. if you’re going to Okinawa to deal with this whole assassination thing or whatever comes up I’m coming #with you. you don’t have a ton of support down there and me and you together are basically unstoppable #pretty much completely outright #and kiryu. the dense stubborn motherfucker he is. is like. i don’t have No One down there I have a few friends (missing the point). I’ll be #fine. I don’t need your help there. you should stay here #I’ll give him some credit because then saying ‘someone has to stay here and keep the Tojo clan from total collapse’ is a good point and it #does mean something that he trusts majima to be that person (especially given I don’t think anyone else on earth would trust him with that) #(despite him being totally capable- you know mad dog persona and all that blah blah blah) #like that’s a good point idk who else would be a good choice to do that considering daigo’s out of commission and who’s even left after that #obviously mine is Sketchy. kashiwagi is (supposedly) dead. everyone else kiryu trusts in the yakuza is dead or injured more or less. #not gonna leave fuckin DATE in charge or something #so. fair enough point. but nonetheless it doesn’t erase the fact that kiryu overlooks what majima means in the grander scheme of things #and still believes first and foremost that he doesn’t need/want his help when he does and he should #he’s just. allergic to making life easier for himself #among other issues #sigh #yakuza 3 #y3 #goro majima #kazuma kiryu #kiryu #majima #rambling

[didthekingdieyet]

if i get one more ask about the tiktok account that tells you everyday that r*n*ld r**gh*n is still dead i’m gonna lose my mind 

#i promise #i follow them too #they’re very funny #but please #don’t compare me to a #tiktok #account #stupid ass motherfucker #ronald reagan #god damn fool #i hate him so much #responsible for so many deaths during the #aids crisis #because he just did NOTHING #price of absolute shit #i hate that man #like so much #please do not remind me he exists #not a countdown #just shitposting #not about tampon charlie #tampon charlie #gang #i appreciate u all #spare me #i have seen it #trust and believe

[sol-draws-sometimes]

Random latino: I hate ‘latinx,’ it’s so stupid!

Me: I see where you’re coming from, it’s unpronounceable in Spanish but I know some latino-american people use it and that’s fine too. Personally I prefer ‘latine’ since it makes more sense.

Random latino: *starts spewing the most transphobic, enbyphobic shit ever and talking about how it’s american bullshit*

#latine #latino #latinx #transphobia #language #sol talks #my post #sorry I just ran into another post like that #I don’t trust people who complain about latinx #really do try to give people benefit pf the doubt especially since there is some valid criticism for the term ‘latinX’ #but most of the times motherfuckers complaining about latinx are just being fucking transphobic #i’m aware spanish is highly gendered but fuck man language needs to change to accommodate people

[labyrynth]

/salt

trying to interact w genshin fandom is just constantly playing russian roulette and losing

like is this random user normal about kaeya and diluc or are they convinced that kaeya’s name is ragnvindr? are they normal about kaeya and diluc or do they ignore everything diluc has to say?

are they normal about kaeya and diluc or do they ignore the original text in favor of a mistranslated snippet that has a meaning opposite what they think?

are they normal about kaeya and diluc or do they call everyone that prefers canon over their headcanon a freak?

go on, give it a spin. i promise some of the chambers are empty.

#moi #salt is salt #genshin #it doesn’t even matter how many times ppl refute their claims #bc they just don’t fucking care #and then they try to get cute all ‘wow it’s so racist that you think china condones incest’ you stupid motherfucker. #what’s racist is insisting that the english translation is superior to the ORIGINAL chinese text. #what’s racist is ignoring what the original text fucking SAYS. #because you can’t be assed to learn even the bare minimum about the language #side note: ‘i like familial kaeya and diluc’ is NOT the same as ‘ITS YUCKYBROTHERINCEST FREAKS GET OUT’ #it’s completely inappropriate to throw a fit when someone asks what you think of shippers. #also why are antis incapable of just saying ‘i’m uncomfortable with that topic and would prefer not to engage with people who enjoy it’ #*remembers what an anti IS* oh. right. that’s literally their whole thing is their inability to live and let live. #they are literally defined by their need to call others freaks. #deep sigh #like at this point i just don’t trust *anyone* that doesn’t actively ship them #bc at least with them it’s clear where they stand #i can’t believe they’re STILL trying to use the hangout as ‘evidence’ like bro it literally says the OPPOSITE #i’m so fucking tired

[transastarion]

i have been thinking about one of my abusers nonstop for like two weeks and i know it’s because february is a Bad Time for me, but i am so sick of it and i want it to stop.

#x #this motherfucker really really did a number on me and it feels weak to admit that or talk about it #and i really want someone to talk about it with but i also don’t trust a lot of people with it #cause it’s… really fucked! #anyway.

[icryink]

are you sure the 'yandere' prompt is a good idea? its a pretty stigmatizing stereotype towards mentally ill people, especially people with borderline. i LOVE the idea of this challenge but i'm just uncomfortable when it comes off as stigmatizing? if that makes sense X(

this is all said with no harsh intent btw! I just figured it might be an important point to bring up.

People who struggle with mental illness & obsessive behavior (like me!) don’t usually kill other love interests a person may have, so that’s sort of easy for me to draw the line between. I understand the discomfort, i guess i just don’t share it. But thank you for bringing it up! I should’ve thought of that before publishing the list :(

Feel free to skip that day- and I’ll exclude it from next year ofc. Maybe tsundere will take its place :)

#the spirit of cringetober is to celebrate harmless things that people consider cringe #yandere might’ve been a bad choice.. it’s not entirely harmless #but I trust you guys not to be motherfuckers about it #don’t make me regret that trust ok #cringetober prompt alternatives #yandere #cringetober #cringetober 2023 #text #ask

[faerune]

why you so mad I’m going to grab a dragon emperor??? HMM???

#I don’t trust you motherfucker #emily.txt #Emily plays bg3 #bg3 spoilers

[fingertipsmp3]

Hate when you finally find a copy of a book you’ve been searching for for ages and then as soon as you start it you’re like “actually I’m not in the mood to read this right now”

#i had to pirate it because it’s damn near unavailable in the uk for some reason #my options were £200 hardback or £6.99 ebook but it’s in french #and i just don’t see myself learning french that fast. plus i don’t trust those insanely expensive listings #has anyone ever bought like an out of print book or tarot deck or something for a random expensive price like £86.37 #and had it actually arrive? because i want to know what’s going through the heads of people who list those kinds of prices #like yeah at an auction an out of print book could absolutely reach that but amazon is not an auction site lmao #ANYWAY. so i pirated the book because literally my only other choices were learn french or spend a solid 3 days’ wages on ONE book #and neither of those things were happening #and now i don’t even want to read it. like i don’t Not want to read it but i’m just like.. i feel like the reason this went out of print #(in the uk anyway) is that it’s not as good as his other two. like the horror showed up in the PROLOGUE. i’m sure there’s more to it #but like where is the suspense. where is the buildup. brother you put me through hell and back with the other books and now you’re showing #me a cryptid on page 3? what is the reason #i mean yeah in both of the other books horrifying stuff did start happening right from the beginning; but it was literally just a quick #taster of what was to come. it wasn’t like. the WHOLE thing. you’re telling me a cryptid that eats motherfuckers is NOT the main horror???? #in that case i am completely unequipped to read this at the present moment. i have too many shifts booked in the near future to sign myself #up for a night of sleep THAT bad. so. it’s going back on the proverbial shelf. sorry. #watch me put off reading this for so long that it gets an affordable reprint lmao #personal

[ceratedfish24]

“You should train your body to wake up early” “You need to learn to enjoy mornings” “Don’t you feel so good waking up before the sun?” no. The night is young and beautiful, just like me, and the moon kisses me when she wakes.

#and she kisses me with TONGUE motherfucker #fuck this sounds like a sokka vague post #oh well #i don’t know what tags are appropriate for this post #I trust it will find its target audience #if there is one

[fogonsunday]

The only reason I don’t completely buy into the nature vs nurture argument of what makes someone more likely to cause harm is because I know someone who quite literally had a picture-perfect upbringing complete with friends, a loving family, and countless opportunities to succeed, and yet they are still far more likely to cause harm to me and others in our circle than I or our mutual friends are to cause harm to them

#I’m not of the belief that hardship makes someone more likely to act with kindness but motherfucker I’m getting there #if you haven’t been abused or you haven’t experienced significant mental health issues then I really don’t trust you I’m not going to lie #because fundamentally we will have very little in common if that is the case #I’m not saying that makes someone better than me or me better than them because that’s just false #but I am saying that it’s physically nauseating to interact with people who’s mindset with depression or anxiety is ‘just don’t’

[knightoflove]

“We need more complex female characters-“

Y’all can’t even handle Syd Adamu.

#trist.txt #I do NOT trust ppl who don’t like syd!! #usually bc they’re so transparently hypocritical. #what do you MEAN you think Syd is annoying but love Richie and Carmy????? #what are you TALKING ABOUT!!! ALL of these motherfuckers are insufferable (affectionate) #why are you singling out SYDNEY????

[fiirecracker]

leah tag drop //

pretty in pink ( leah. ) / i don’t wanna feel; tell me that i’m perfect ( leah musings. ) / compliments this failure of a girl ( leah aesthetics. ) / the motherfucking princess ( leah ic. ) / i trusted you; i’m still trying to ( general leah ships. ) / painted nails and high heels ( leah appearance. ) / call me a reckless wrecking ball ( leah headcanons ) 

#pretty in pink ( leah. ) #i don’t wanna feel; tell me that i’m perfect ( leah musings. ) #compliments this failure of a girl ( leah aesthetics. ) #the motherfucking princess ( leah ic. ) #i trusted you; i’m still trying to ( general leah ships. ) #painted nails and high heels ( leah appearance. ) #call me a reckless wrecking ball ( leah headcanons )

[givelifetoaworld]

being misunderstood is so terrifying to me that it has made me afraid to ask for help or friends or anything - it’s a problem down to my core and there’s really nothing i can do about it.

it takes me a lot of pressure to just straight up cry but i think cracking and typing up my situation and just being told i “don’t make sense for taking a job to get insurance from it” by a stranger online is about to get me there

#my life choices don’t fucking make sense i know! trust me #i wish i could have just been a 4-year-degree big-tech-job soulless motherfucker but i’m not #also you know what would make me be able to do something about the problem i have? insurance for therapy

[fayes-fics]

Textual Encounter

Pairing: Benedict Bridgerton x fem!reader, modern AU

Summary: Text fic. Wrong number meet-cute over text.

Warnings: none... this is fluff and humour.

Word Count: 1.4k

Summary: Fic request fill for Anon (HERE). I kept it fun and fluffy, but yeah, I can see a sequel where they sext. Thanks to @colettebronte for the read-through. Enjoy! <3

Y/N: Hey Liz, it’s y/n y/l/n. Kindle Spa gave me your mobile. Said you had moved to another salon. I don’t trust anyone else to wax me tbh. Big date this week, kwim 😉 Can I get an appt? I’ll come to you. Doesn’t matter where. 

BB: Errr, I think you have the wrong number…

Y/N: Not Liz?

BB: Nope, Ben here. 

Y/N: Not a waxer, I presume?

BB: I may have waxed lyrical in my time, may even have lit a few candles. Have not waxed anyone no - my own body or anyone else’s. Yet. But I’m game to try anything once...

Y/N: Lol.

BB: Big date, eh?

Y/N: ….Yeah. Not that it's any of your business, stranger Ben.

BB: Fair. BB: Does it hurt?

Y/N: ??

BB: Getting waxed.

Y/N: Oh. Yeah. Like a motherfucker. But you sorta get used to it, tbh. And it’s so much less itchy than shaving regrowth, especially in sensitive areas… Wait, why am I having this convo with a complete stranger?!

BB: We don’t have to be strangers. BB: I’m Ben, 33, London. BB: I have no strong opinions on hair removal methods.

Y/N: lol. K. I’m y/n, 28, also London. Y/N: I, as you can see, do have some opinions.

BB: Hi y/n 👋 BB: I hope you can find Liz. Or someone else to assist with your hair needs.

Y/N: I would like it stated, for the record, I’m not hairy like a troll. I just like to keep things neat.

BB: The lady doth protest too much…

Y/N: You are cheeky for a stranger.

BB: Hey, I thought we agreed. Not strangers. Me Ben. You hairy troll.

Y/N: BLOCK.

BB: Just typing it doesn't work, you know.

Y/N: You should work at the Apple Genius Bar.

BB: Hmm, possibly. I do look good in blue. Or so I've been told.

Y/N: Always glad to provide career counselling.

BB: 🫡

4 days later.

BB: How’d your date go?

Y/N: That's odd. I don’t see a Genius Bar appt in my calendar…?

BB: iCal is a lying bastard. BB: I also assume you now can move faster through water.

Y/N: ??

BB: Waxed smooth like a dolphin…?

Y/N: 😆 Y/N: Entirely none of your business, but yes, actually. Well mostly. I leave some. Why am I telling you this?! Y/N: The guy was such a dud tho, I didn't get to show it off 🙁

BB: Please don't stop on my account. This is just delightful.  BB: I apologise on behalf of all men.

Y/N: For what?

BB: Having 4 sisters, I find the safest answer here is usually… everything, of course.  BB: But specifically, your rubbish date.

Y/N: Apology conditionally accepted. Y/N: 4 sisters?! 

BB: Only conditional? What do I gots to do to make it unconditional? BB: Yeah, I know… I’ve got 3 brothers too. My parents were really into each other. 

Y/N: IDK, serve a mean martini? Y/N: Understatement.

BB: That could be arranged. I took an online mixology course during lockdown.  BB: My sister El declared I'm better than Stanley Tucci. Admittedly, that was after 4 espresso martinis… but I'm taking it. She's opinionated but the best one. They are a weird bunch tho 🤔

Y/N: WOAH WOAH WOAH. That's a bold claim.

BB: Well, there’s only one way to dispute it: try one for yourself…

Y/N: Smooth, Genius Bar, smooth.

BB: I do my best 🤷

1 day later.

Y/N: I can't get my AirPods to work.

BB: You do realise I didn’t actually follow your career advice?

Y/N: Urgh. Inconvenient. What use are you then?

BB: As I said. Cocktails. I’ll try my hand at waxing if you want.

Y/N: Best stick to the day job. Which is…?

BB: Graphic design.

Y/N: Oh, that’s quite cool. 

BB: It pays the bills. You?

Y/N: MI-5

BB: Wow, you're a shit spy.

Y/N: It could be an excellent double bluff…

BB:

Y/N: Oh, we’ve graduated to memes now, have we, Genius Bar?

BB: It was called for.

Y/N: I’ll take it. Purely cos it's a Hemsworth.

BB: I would too, tbh.

Y/N: Bi?

BB: For a Hemsworth? Always.

Y/N: Anyone else?

BB: I’ll keep you posted.

Y/N: I'm on the edge of my seat.

3 days later.

BB: Oscar Issac.

Y/N: Good non sequitur evening to you, too, Genius Bar Ben.

BB: For the bi thing.

Y/N: Ahh. Got it. I can respect that.

BB: This is me, btw: www.instagram.com/benbridgerdesign.  BB: Figured you can decide for yourself if I'm a creeper.

Y/N: Appreciated.

3 minutes later.

Y/N: You paint?

BB: I dabble

Y/N: Modesty will only make me like you more.

BB: You like me?! 🥹

Y/N: You didn't mention you were handsome.

BB: There is no way to respond to that without me sounding like a twat.

BB: But thank you 😊

Y/N: This is me: www.instagram.com/ynhandle 

7 minutes later.

BB: Oh, Amalfi is so beautiful, isn't it?

Y/N: Wow. That's a deep cut. How far did you scroll back??

BB: 👀

Y/N: Yeah, it's beautiful. Shame it's tainted for me now. Was there with an ex.

BB: I saw. Very handsome.

Y/N: Are you sure you're not just into men full-stop?

BB: 🤷 BB: You’re very pretty, too.

Y/N: I’d believe it if you didn't mention my “very handsome” ex first…

BB: I call it like I see it. BB: I have had 4 whiskeys, tho, so make of that what you will.

Y/N: On a school night?!

BB: It’s my brother Ant's birthday. This is like non-optional drunk, I’ll have you know.

Y/N: Happy birthday to him. 

BB: He says thanks. He’s also told me to get off my fucking phone. Which is rich. He is texting his wife nonstop.

Y/N: Hah! Safe travels through Whiskeytown, BenBridger 🫡

BB: I kinda miss Genius Bar…. 😞

Y/N: I can't win…

2 days later.

BB: Settle an argument for me.

Y/N: 🍿

BB: Col, younger brother, never stops eating... He claims Katz Deli is overrated. I argue it's touristy but still good. You’ve been. Where do you sit on this matter?

Y/N: You really did go thru my Insta, didn't you?? Y/N: Thanks for the follow, BTW.

BB: It's a compliment, I assure you. BB: Welcome. And same.

Y/N: Not complaining. And yeah, I agree with you, actually.

BB: Hah! Excellent!!

Y/N: Wait… your older brother is Ant, and your younger brother is Col? You’re Ben. So, like ABC?

BB:  … I already warned you my family was weird.

Y/N: You did. You did.

BB: Now, please excuse me while I go gloat.

Y/N: 👍

5 mins later.

BB: Hi. This is Col. You must be the famous y/n. Ben’s in the bogs, and the mug left his phone on the table unlocked, so this is on him.  BB: He like really likes you. Like a lot. Will you go on a date with him pls? 

Y/N: Err, ok, hi Col. Y/N: Umm, I think Ben should be the one to ask me that. Don’t you?

BB: He’s too scared you’ll say no.

Y/N: I won't…

BB: EXCELLENT.

2 minutes later.

BB: I am so SO sorry about that 😬 He’s such a shit. BB: But… do you mean it?

Y/N: Ask me properly…

BB: Would you, y/n, like to go on a date with me? Please?

Y/N: I would be delighted to Ben. 😀

BB: 🙏 BB: Are you free on Thursday? Could I take you to dinner?

Y/N: Sounds wonderful. 

BB: 7pm? Meet at Picadilly Circus? By Brasserie Zedel?

Y/N: I’ll be there 😀

BB: 😀

10 days later.

BB: I think you should know… Liz is an artiste 😮‍💨

Y/N: Stop texting me from my bed, you dork. 😘 Y/N: How do you take your coffee?

BB: I'm like 10 meters away. Why not just ask me?

Y/N: You started this, Genius Bar…

BB: Come back to bed, Mostly Hairless Troll.

Y/N: I asked for that, didn't I? 🤦

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