#i don’t beef at all

[bitchyblkqueer]

age in bio should be a requirement so i know im not beefing with someone sneaking on their phone during their free period

#aiyonna SPEAKS #i don’t beef at all #but u get it

[chrollohearttags]

meg baby, I promise we’ll all look the other way if you decide to strangle that chimera ant built bitch. I promise we won’t say nothing.

#nicki got to be one of the nastiest bitches I’ve ever seen in my life #you ain’t had a fucking hit in 10 yrs good enough to act the way you do #it’s crazy it took her being so vile to meg for ppl to get it #it’s always ‘protect blk women’ w/her until it’s somebody she don’t like lmao #and her only beef with her is that she collabed with cardi #the only one who stuck by her side mind you so ofc she #she’s been terrible and I remember back in 2017 when ppl jumped me for ‘defending a Latina woman’ over her #the same bitch that co opted a hashtag meant for missing and murdered blk women for her own bullshit #while cardi was using her platform to speak up for breonna Taylor and police brutality? oh okay #she’s a nasty witch and her karma will come #rap beef aside #‘how you got 3 Grammys and can’t stay on beat?’ #how are you the supposed queen and been rapping since Jesus was in Jerusalem but have zero? #bringing up her dead mother..you deserve to rot #cherry chats 🍒 #I’m so happy cardi no longer feeds into her bullshit and lets her stupid ass talk to the wall #all the new girls are outshining her and I’m so glad they don’t have to grovel to her #the fact that these girls just came out and are her competition says more abt nicki than it does Meg cardi latto or anybody else #her peers should be missy kim queen latifah etc #and yet she’s linking up with 23 year olds and beefing with girls 20 years her junior #guess that predator spirit run in the family huh

[commanderfoxdeservesbetter]

@witchy-weve-monbebe okay but imagine a what if scenario where Frank, Joey, Peter and Sammy (I lowkey forgot what their actual names are 💀) escape and take Abigail with them

Frank 100% hated the fact that there was no money involved. That they all got screwed with and fuck it if he isn’t gonna stick it to Lazar and just take his kid. What does it matter at this point? (Let’s ignore that Lambert was there and called Lazar back)

Joey just wants to protect the girl despite her being a vampire and also because it’s another excuse to avoid going back to her son (not because she wants to but it’s like in the movie: she’s afraid she’s gonna be a shit mom)

Sammy of course joins for the ride just to see how it would play out and convinces Peter to join her in watching it all fall apart

Abigail is definitely an unwilling participant in terms to being a “hostage” but her attempts at killing them lower in intensity the more she spends time with them

(Also I think it’s be lowkey funny that Frank is the only one to really have beef with a 12 year old the more time they all spend together)

#Abigail movie #Abigail 2024 #Abigail vampire #abigail Frank #abigail Joey #Abigail Sammy #Abigail Peter #like they take the small vampire to a festival because that’s what kids like and she’s in awe because she’s never been before #she lowkey though be petty and insulting Frank still because she hates showing insecurities for sure #and Frank falls for it each time hence their beef #and Joey just shakes her head #but Abigail begrudgingly ends up liking the foudn family group because her dad never did any of this stuff with her #I don’t know I just like the thought of all these problematic people becoming found family haha

[thatonegeekygirl]

Murder On the Puppet History Set

or

Ryan Tries to Solve a Confounding Crime While Estranged Producer Shane Madej and The Prof Hang Out and Are Entirely Unhelpful

#this is my first foray into puppet history art so hope I did it justice!! #shane and the professor vibing at the most inopportune times #holy baloney the background took an era #puppet history #shane madej #ryan bergara #the professor #shane and ryan #ryan and shane #watcher entertainment #all hail the watcher #watcher #shane and the professor #ryan “beef boy” bergara #the prof #pile of diamonds #I guess?? i mean he’s dead but he’s there #since you’ve looked through all those tags you deserve to know who killed him……. #it’s the substitute of course it’s the substitute #guy ain’t going down without a fight #if we don’t get violent substitute comeback next season ill eat my hat #(one of those “is it cake” hats but anyway) #the geek draws

[seefasters]

my take on the steeplechase trio (and montrose’s mask variants)

#my art #taz #taz steeplechase #since beef is an arm wrestler im kinda entertained by the idea that he keeps it casual from the waist down #but all of his shirts are branded beef punchley shirts #i like to think that all of montrose’s clothes are slightly too big for him because he buys them himself #but doesn’t have the money/resources for a tailor #and he can’t go to dentonic bc his uniform is supposed to be something totally different #i kinda struggled with his mask #but i like the idea that it really is a human face but you can see the edges. the metallic parts of the mask. the little glitches #his skin color is always ever so slightly off #also griffin described his actual face as ‘plain’ so imagine he looks like just some guy. a little babyfaced #while his ‘neutral’ mask is just generically handsome #and i didnt draw that but i think it glitches out sometimes and his face goes all wonky #sorry griffin i took over your boy #emerich was probably the easiest to design he just sprung into my head fully formed #i don’t remember if the give-a-ghost projector is actually supposed to be on his arm #but it is now . #also i would like everyone to think about montrose talking about jesus in that dumbass clean job mask please. thank you

[trashfactorysstuff]

I’ve been thinking on a Au where Mizu was raised by Abijah but soon everything is starting to go downhill once she’s start meeting Taigen and questioning who is her true father.

I animated that short scene because my friend kept insisting too much on it. Scene from “The Legend of Korra”

#abijah fowler #mizu #heiji shindo #chiaki #I would say that they don’t really have a father/daugther relationship but is close #Heiji Shindo being always a mother #Mizu and Chiaki beef is always so fun to make don’t judge me #also Mizu would be desguised as a man like in the canon but with some features that she dosen’t really need to hide it at all

[phatcatphergus]

Hot take but I think as fun as it is to apply angst and go in depth into the characters with the egg beef, I think that how lighthearted and silly it is makes it much more fun and refreshing. Not every part of lore has to be angsty and intense, sometimes it can be silly and goofy. Sometimes little girls just hate each other on sight and need to fist fight every other Tuesday 🤷🏻‍♀️

#I love angst as much as the next guy but silly goofy lore is fun too and I think if foolish and tubbo aren’t deeping it then it’s what it is #I mean i can still do character analysis and talk about how sunny is insecure and what not #and I think that’s true but the beef itself is a bit silly goofy #we don’t need to be upset at the parents for not taking it seriously when not all llore needs to be serious #qsmp #qsmp sunny #qsmp leonarda #sunnysideup the egg #leonarda the egg #qsmp foolish #qsmp tubbo #Tubbo #foolish

[myriam-draws]

some starfires i’ve drawn a bit over time i miss her (i refuse to read titans 2023)

#first one inspired by that beyoncé picture 🤧honestly there’s so many pic of bey during her tour that i saved to draw starfire as but #i don’t draw as much as i used to i’ve got a gf now and gained new hobbies 🥲it’s kinda melancholic i miss drawing tbh #starfire #koriander #kory anders #titans #ntt #new teen titans #dc comics #dc #art #fan art #now that i think of it i don’t think i actually ever finished reading ntt maybe i should persevere just for her #i love ntt but it gets to a point where like okay marv is brined out and has no idea what to do😭which i can’t blame for me too #and i refuse to read anything that damages my perception of dickkory #if i don’t read it it doesn’t exist #and tom taylor and i have beef so i refuse to touch anything he writes 😒 #i love tags man all social medias should have them #it’s like i can blabber about anything but don’t feel too loud about it #i use twitter way more and stopped using other social medias tbh but nothing beats tumblr tags

[ace-beef]

actual image of me going to bed while listening to Cha Cha Cha, Blood and Glitter, Promise, and Who the Hell is Edgar on repeat

#I’m so grumpy lmao #robbed; all of them #I don’t normally come out of the results THIS angry about them #often I’m bothered about something but this year has been bullshit #good year overall for songs but the voting oh my god #eurovision #esc #eurovision song contest #eurovision 2023 #esc 2023 #beef speaks

[milimeters-morales]

Hobie automatically taking snacks and hiding them in small crevices high up, so let’s say when someone brings some bread rolls to a hangout he’ll put one in his pocket without realizing because he’s just so used to not really having a stable source of food that when he does (kind of) he doesn’t act like it. It’s not something he goes out of his way to talk about either, so some people think it’s just Hobie stealing just to cause issues, some know it’s a food insecurity thing, and some think he’s trying to be funny by having weird stuff in his pockets and pulling snacks out of nearby wall panels. Sometimes it takes his friends a while to convince him to take the food out of the hiding spot even if he’s fully aware he can eat it all now and still be able to get more later (sometimes they can’t convince him at all)

#hobie brown #spiderpunk #spider punk #hobie: i can eat all this potato stew because i can also get some beef stew tomorrow / also hobie 5 min later: i won’t survive this winter. #i love going into issues Hobie has from his lifestyle #im talking about comic hobie but like it’s . a mix of atsv?? idk man. #because comic hobie’s friendgroup would react way better and more effectively and would even relate/do the same #but atsv gang are different… #don’t ask me i just work here #think of whatever hobie you want fr #m&m posts

[they-bite]

this is the only project i want tom holland’s name invoked for

#they speak #context: butchman said if dp got the live action treatment he’d want tom holland to be danny #(a live action project isn’t actually happening) #(also i don’t have any beef with tom holland i just think he’s overused) #anyways yeah i think it would be fucking hilarious & completely get the point if a current overrated pretty boy was cast for this #like timothee chalamet also comes to mind but maybe let him age a few years #assuming that ai-generated w dark academia prompt looking face can age at all #or like. idfk what other celebrities are there. one of the chrises maybe #i’m sure chris pine could manage it but he’s a little more predictable. #this edible might finally be hitting though ngl

[time-slink]

I miss Etho

a week since the last upload and the withdrawals start damn😔 here’s some tiny ethos scattered around my canvas to tide u over

#asks #art asks #slinky’s sketches #ethoslab #hey don’t we all tbh #good news tho if you haven’t watched beefs starblight desert series #ethos there! and beef uploads a lot #actually just watch beef anyways #love the guy #this is just a small selection of the etho scribbles lol #i have like a million of these some of them don’t even look like etho anymore

[artbyfinnbrown]

The funniest group of people to come out of arc 8.

#This isn’t completely accurate #Heinkel and Al are both fairly self aware of how fucked up they are #But then they meet Rowan and Cecilus and suddenly they’re like “you know what maybe I am normal” #Meanwhile Rowan and Cecilus are living off in I’m the main character land #If anything they don’t think they’re normal. They’re better than all those normal people #Shoutout to Groovy Gumlet. The only normal man in all of Re:Zero #And we’re talking about a guy who uses his blood as a homing device and willingly fills his body with poison to stop feeling pain #And he has beef with a sword #And his name is GROOVY #And yet somehow he is the most normal perosn out of these 5 men #re:zero #rezero #heinkel astrea #al rezero #cecilus segmunt #Rowan Segmunt #Groovy Gumlet

[royaltea000]

[cascada’s bad boy plays]

#nobody look at me #listen I was in some type a MOOD okay #🎶 be my bad boy be my man be my weekend lover but don’t be my friend 🎶 #I wanted to give him more tattoos but I don’t have much experience with em #im sorry if I got the Viking tattoo wrong I tried my best #its a valknut #ii feel like all the riders would have their types tattooed on em #httyd fanart #httyd #how to train your dragon #race to the edge #httyd rtte #httyd2 #snotlout jorgenson #digital art #my art #my style is just the twinkify beam #but I tried my best to give him beef #httyd modern au #httyd au

[interstate35south]

i love when people draw all the mxtx protagonists together but i’ll be real the generic anime boy face curse is alive and well

more often than not the art itself is fantastic it just takes me like a solid minute to figure out who’s who. bonus points if lbh is robbed of his wavy hair and the only way i can tell him apart from wwx is his forehead

#mxtx #tgcf #mdzs #svsss #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #mo dao zu shi #scum villian self saving system #hua cheng doesn’t tend to be a problem but wwx and lbh. man #also not technically a protag but honorable mention to my favorite guessing game “is it shen qingqiu or male shi qingxuan” #i must admit i am a victim of same face syndrome as well but it gets worse when they remove distinguishing features #i’m still talking abt lbh’s hair btw. i feel very strongly about his hair #every other character and their mother already has long straight black hair let him have a little fun #i love you three mxtx characters with not straight hair #also not necessarily a features thing but part of my beef with generic anime boy face is that they all look early 20s which is propaganda #listen wangxian being in their thirties is SO important to me you guys don’t understand #teenage hualian is not real to me i don’t believe in it we’ve already established that #but i’d at least like SOME indication that they’re not all the same age #i love you artists that draw san lang and hua cheng visibly different i love you artists that draw wwx and mxy visibly different #bottom line is pls give them more distinguishing features or i gotta do it myself #half joking but also this shit gets serious

[loverboybrightsideghost]

listening to rqg 159 and alex describes how zolf would recognize wilde’s “eeerrghhhhh it has to do with touchy-feely emotions” face. yeh

#by god i will draw wilde looking like real oscar wilde. #rqg #bluebird.txt #look at my little doodle boy 🫵🏼 #i just like to draw wilde like real wilde cuz 1) REFERENCE PICTURES THANK FUCK #2) see 1 (i need to get better at drawing people consistently and it helps) #but 3) is the real reason and it’s that. fandom wilde does not look like oscar wilde almost at all #and that bothers me kinda #i mean let’s be honest alex probably could’ve made all these historical figures original npcs and the result would’ve been the same #but he didn’t! and everyone draws wilde really skinny and when you see pictures of real wilde it’s either that he was wearing a shit ton of #layers (which he probably was anyway yay 1800s) #but genuinely apart from that he does not look that skinny guys…… #i don’t actually have beef with anyone in particular about this and the fandom art is actually most of it is beautiful and awesome regardle #but it just bothers me #ANYWAAAYYYYSSSS ✨✨ if you got this far in my tags have a gold star sticker #i’m gonna go sing now #bluebird’s art #rusty quill gaming #rqg wilde #i need to finish my drawing of cel and zolf at some point but damn drawing cel is kicking my ass so i’ll come back to it #I WILL FINISH IT THOUGH THE IDEA FOR THIS DRAWING HAS BEEN 2+ YEARS IN THE MAKING