#i do have mad world and like 1 other one i stole from other ppl but that’s it

[autumn-opossum]

I’m making a playlist for spot :)

#there’s only 12 songs on it currently #i need to add more before I’ll share it but I’m trying very hard to pick songs that aren’t on everyone else’s playlists for him #so that means no will wood even though it is fitting #i do have mad world and like 1 other one i stole from other ppl but that’s it #i wish coconut records was a more fitting genre bc it kinda clashes with the other songs but i had to add at least one #the spot #johnathan ohnn #spiderverse

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Hotel Confrontation my Abhorred

Ppl gotta realize that c!Tommy had not only got out of prison 20 minutes before that but walked in there 2 seconds After being told c!Jack stole his hotel while he was stuck in prison with his abuser

I'm begging for ppl to stop acting like c!Tommy was even remotely listening to what was going on and not *Literally Zoning Out* and Not Acknowledging much of what was being Said in the slightest. I'm sorry to break it to you but absolutely everything that was said to c!Tommy went in one ear and came out the other. c!Tommy was absolutely Not in the right headspace to listen to c!Jack dumping his trauma on him, telling him he shouldve stayed dead and admitting to wanting to kill him right after being told c!Jack stole his hotel. I wish ppl would stop ignoring the fact that c!Tommy was Quite literally Zoning Out as a Trauma Response to c!Jack admitting to trying to kill him and dropping 5 bombs on him a second

Please ppl this is a Confrontation in which you NEED to understand both sides and what Both characters got out of this confrontation.

Do ppl really think c!Tommy was Zoning Out and trying to Escape the Conversation of his Literal Death and someone who he thought was a Friend dropping Bombshell after Bombshell on him and Lashing Out at said person Just to be a Dick or..

c!Tommy canonically had no clue the infamous Lava Death was canon, apologised for it straight after and thought him n c!Jack were on good terms even though they Werent as you could tell from c!Jack's POV who Never stopped thinking about that moment. It really baffles me that some ppl believe c!Tommy is for whatever reason Cold and Heartless to c!Jack and c!Jack only

I'm not even defending him he was being a Twat (affectionate) but can ppl At Least try to understand his POV of things

c!Jack has every right to be upset and angry and mad at c!Tommy but there is more than one POV here man

Why is it so hard to find ppl who watch and sympathise with Both without assuming the worst of Either Character

I'm just tired of ppl using this scene as "well c!Jack told him about his feelings" as if it wasnt one character Trauma Dumping on someone who is Incredibly Disoriented and not getting One Single Thing out of said confrontation and even spacing out at times

For c!Jack and c!Tommy to understand eachother they need to have a conversation in which neither are yelling or angry or have just come out of some Fresh Trauma (for c!Jack that was being faced with c!Tommy suddenly dying and for c!Tommy that was being stuck in prison and Dying) I'm begging this fandom to stop using examples of characters acting irrationally, not understanding the others POV (THIS APPLIES TO BOTH CHARACTERS) as an example of them Doing Things on Purpose or acting as if they're Thinking even 1% Rationally

As for c!Jack's POV he doesnt understand the extent to which c!Tommy went through, he doesnt understand the sheer amount of trauma and mindfuckery he came out of the prison with, he thinks c!Tommy was ignoring him and being a dick Just to be a dick, believing he's belittling and refusing to understand him and he FINALLY has a chance to scream his feelings at the person who has hurt him, to release all the unresolved anger and pain and grief inside him but the situation was just Not the right time

c!Jack doesn't understand Why c!Tommy hurt him or Why he wont see that he hurt him. c!Jack wants so desperately for some sort of acknowledgement or to get back at him for it. Gonna bring age into this and say c!Jack is Young too, he was 17 when he joined L'Manberg and is only 18 currently

Both are so hurt and lashing out and not understanding eachother and neither have any damn clue how to deal with their trauma and pain. I feel like the only one who sees Neither in the right or wrong it's just sad to watch and I have hope they will reconcile

c!Jack and c!Tommy are the perfect examples of people who were forced to grow up too fast and adapt to a world full of death and pain and hurt with no way to really overcome these feelings peacefully

They make me just so sad . So So Sad

#what do i tag this as

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Fascinating concepts in Golden Kamuy Manga ( part 2)

In part 1, I listed 3 concepts that I find intriguing in Golden Kamuy ( GK), I provided short explanation of these concepts but due to issues of space couldn’t provide more examples. The previous 3 concepts were: (1). Broken men of war & death, (2) Fun dynamics & journey companion  does not equal close friendships, & (3) Perspective is where characters are truly at. In total I have 9 concepts but intend to post 3 at a time. So, here we go~

4. What breaks men of war: ( emotional ties)

in my previous post, I’ve mentioned that these men of war are not fazed by death & some are even obsessed with it. goldenkamuyhunting has kindly added that they are affected by the death of those whom they’re emotionally connected to, and provided examples. very true. However, I want to look at this concept from another perspective. As much as the constant brush with death has hardened their hearts & stole chunks of their humanity, all the characters are still human. Their humanity isn’t mostly displayed in how they treat strangers/ enemies, or men on the other side, it is presented on how easily they crumble down once you press the right button: their loved ones. They have strong emotional ties that can break them down, even now after they’ve become so drenched in blood. These ties are mostly connected to ppl who are the reason of their current perspective or their past selves. Sugimoto, the ruthless, breaks down in tears at the memory of toraji, at the idea of failing Yumi, at the thought seeing Asripa become like him: a killer. These emotional ties break him into tears & self loathing frenzy. Sadistic Nikaidou not only mourn his brother, but becomes a shell of a man, delusional, erratic, addicted to drugs & hollow. Tsukishima, Tsurumi’s right hand who kills with no hesitation, becomes all sorts of mess at the thought of Igogusa: anger, tears, loss, despair, explosive rage, self-loath coupled with low self-esteem. Tsurumi himself, the man who fondly remember running thro rain of blood, was so affected by the murder of his wife & daughter to the point of not being able to restrain himself. (many examples) but the point is, I applaud the writer for not going the path of writing these characters as emotionless hard cold blooded war veterans. They have emotions & can break into sobs. You might think they’re unable to form new emotional ties, but some can, sugimoto formed healthy independent ties with shirashi! But the issue is not the new ties. The real issue is these men of war not yet dealing with the old emotional ties from their past. Those ties are eating them from the inside. The pain is still raw!

5. Excellent portrayal of unstable psyche:

Some of these men, due to the past emotional ties, have developed unstable thinking & deep troubling thought process & reasoning coupled with the ugly brutality of war. Other writers will simply write men such as Tsurumi or Ogata as mad guys, crazy & lunatic. But Noda chose a deeper more logical & intriguing approach. Their behavior shows elements of unstable & deeply trouble thinking; little boy Ogata poisoning his mother & Tsurumi’s infatuation of being a soul snatching shinigami. What they have done is unexcused & cannot be corrected. However, they are not mindless lunatics. Both characters are mysterious & rarely allowed to have inner monologue abt their true goal. Both play on different sides & have gone through some personal journey to solidify their nihilistic belief. Both goes even deeper into the depth of seemingly unstable thought process. Ogata, lacking family love, questions the concept of pity, mercy & compassion. Embarks on a journey to prove that he’s not alone in feeling no guilt over human death. That his tragic thinking is not up-normal. Other ppl exist like me. ppl other than weird Usami. Nothing is wrong with me, so father should accept me. So tragic. Yet Ogata even with this unstable thinking is portrayed as smart with analytic thinking, skilled, seemingly not swayed by manipulators & very perceptive! Same goes for Tsurumi, extremely manipulated, cunning, intelligent & sweet talker, but was shown as a loving father as he held his daughter in his hand in most of his Japanese language teaching scenes with wilk in Russia. His family’s death deeply troubled him & changed him into the monster he’s currently is. Obsessed with their bones. Not mourning them yet. His position as the story’s villain adds to this but in a very balanced way. There are more examples, such as Usami & a number of the tattooed convicts. But the point is the writer treats the characters as human, who are capable of unstable obsession & thinking, yet can display normal behavior & excellent logical thinking as well.

( btw: I’m not putting any character with the same scale as the other, or saying they’re equal or identical. They are NOT.  I’m simply looking at a ting aspect from their behavior in light of the concept they share) 

6. No heroes:

I duno abt you. But I don’t sense that this is a story of a bunch of alliances saving the day against the big baddie. I could be wrong tho. But this story has sth that is lacking from most stories, which is: each side have winning points as much as loosing points. Meaning each side has arguments that can lead to their logical success as much as arguments that sheds some light on the holes in their plans. Even the argument that says minority groups should have their own land with their own culture, while very just in concept, the application is quite complicated. A group of ppl with no strong army sitting on a land of rich resources won’t be left alone by other nations. It never happened in the real world, & while GK is fiction, it is safe to say that Noda is aware of this as he made Tsurimi himself point this out in ch,271. Even if the minority groups get their land, they can’t preserve their own culture if they continue their old ways without adapting into new generations & without reaching out to the outside world. Once again Trsumi pointed this out while talking abt japan itself. I duno how Noda plans to solve this. But This is not even exclusive to the Auni/Japan/Russia situation. Again, the story itself is way bigger than that. Each character is not even the hero of their own story. Asirpa’s trauma of finding herself shouldering the burden of an entire culture while struggling to have a normal selfish goal like any normal girl. Sugimoto becoming her body guard while she solves an issue that he himself isn’t that much interested in! he just wanted her to be happy. More importantly he wants her to NOT be like him. Living thro Asripa while he should be trying to figure out his own path, rather than looking for salvation thro the innocent angelic Asipra or becoming a human skinning tool to get the money for Ume’s eyes treatment when she herself never asked him to! Tsukushima, desperately trying to believe that there’s at least some bigger picture good for following Trsurmi, that all the years of blood stinky hands can mean sth, somehow, in the future, so may examples. But I love the concept of grey characters so dearly, no heroes, no angels.

Disclaimer:

I know my explanation for each argument & each concept & the examples I provide can be misunderstood. But I assure you that each time I provide an example, I’m looking at a tiny aspect of a deeply complex & intriguing character that cannot be summarized into one or two concepts & is bigger than to be compared to other characters as well. Each concept is shared by a number of characters but with different approach, level & reasoning behind it. If I want to discuss a certain character in depth, I’ll do that in a post dedicated for them  alone.

Lastly, This is just a fraction of my personal opinion abt the story & characters. I’m not claiming this is how they are truly written or this how Noda intended it or even that you should share my thoughts. I just think this manga is so darn good & rich with fascinating characters!

#Golden kamuy #Saichi Sugimoto #Tokushirō Tsurumi #Tsurumi #Sugimoto #Hyakunosuke Ogata #Ogata #Hajime Tsukishima #tsukishima #nikaido #manga #Fascinated paper

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Namie and Mariah UTABAN translation

Utaban April 14, 2005. Amuro & Mariah Carey Nakai – the guys with the white hat Taka – the other guy Amuro – our beautiful queen that shall continue to sing and dance Mariah Carey – the other female in this video. -just to let you guys know, I sorta combined Mariah and translator together in the translations…- Nakai – oh , here it comes! Taka – is everthing going to be okay? Nakai – oh, we can see the legs! Taka –woa, it’s so skinny. Nakai – yea, it is really skinny! I wonder of this person is skinnier than how it looks on the tv? (just in case you guys didn’t know, on tv, ppl look skinnier than real life) Okay then, let’s introduce our guest today, Mariah Carey!! The kitty is here….. [Amuro Namie comes in] Taka – Amuro-chan? Nakai –yea….it’s Amuro-chan. AMURO CHAN!! Amuro – Hello. Taka – hello….? Amuro – I’m here, because I was invited….?? Nakai – ‘WHAT? It’s Amuro-chan!’ I can’t even say that! Taka – Amuro-chan? Amuro –well, I don’t know how to react to this surprise guest show. Ahaha. Nakai –we apologize that you have to be with us for this stupid surprise show. Amuro – yea…don’t worry though. Nakai – Anyhow, amuro-chan… Taka – Did you know that Mariah Carey will be appearing on this show today? Amuro –yes, I heard about it.. Taka – Do you know Mariah Carey? Amuro – yes, I do know her. Taka – we’re not too strong, so please listen to us. Nakai – she sings like this right? [Nakai starts singing real horribly] Taka –what type of song is that??? Nakai – ummm.. what was it?? Amuro – the Christmas song? Nakai –yea, it’s Christmas song. That’s the only song I know by Mariah Carey. Amuro –oh but Nakai-san, you should ask her how she does her voice training! Nakai –what? Are you making fun of me? Amuro – oh no!! I thought it would be helpful. Nakai – It’s not helping at all. It’s too late for me to get a voice training. OKAY! Let’s really introduce our guest toayd….. Amuro – what? Huh? Taka – Are you okay, Hello Kitty? [Nakai laughing] Amuro – Are you okay? Taka – oh, there goes hello kitty. Nakai – you know, we were suppose to start this show at 7:00, but Mariah refused to come out because she didn’t like her outfit… Ever since that incident she’s been in her room…. Amuro – really? Nakai – I asked when we’re going to start, but they were like, ‘wait!’ [Amuro laughing] Nakai – I guess she’s feeling better now? Taka – She was pretty irritated. Nakai – so Amuro-chan, good luck to you. Amuro – oh my my my, let’s just let Kitty do all the job….I heard that as soon as Mariah sees Kitty, she becomes really happy. Taka –what? Nakai – she’s coming? Taka – it was so weird! There were so many ppl around Mariah Carey, and these two African-american guys accidentally entered Nakai’s room! It was so scary!! Amuro – please don’t get her mad. Amuro & Taka – She sounds so intimidating! Nakai – oh, here she comes. OH! This one looks real! Amuro – wow, here she comes. Taka –wow!!! [Says this right after the camera reveals the boobs] Nakai – this doesn’t sound like UTABAN. Are you sure we are allowed to invite her!! Nakai – okay, let’s introduce our guest once again, Mariah Carey! [Mariah walks in with the kitty] Mariah – thank you!! HI!! Nakai – HI! Konichiwa, this way please. Amuro – HI. Mariah – hello. Nakai – Amuro-chan, sorry about that!! Hey Amuro-chan, say this to Mariah, ‘HEY! You stole my chair!!’ Amuro – please don’t say anything like that! She might get mad! Mariah –do you want your seat back? Amuro – I’ll be fine. Nakai – you should’ve yelled at her to get back your seat back, darn. Amuro – gosh, you are bad! Translator – umm.. did she do anything bad? Nakai – no, she’s perfectly fine, right Amuro-chan? Amuro – yes! Of course! Nakai – okay then, well, in this utaban we have a special guest tonight. We just saw you walking in with Kitty. Do you like Kitty? Mariah – I love kitty. Taka – Oh, also Ms. Amuro Namie have some questions that she wants to ask. [here, Taka is saying this on purpost to put some spotlight on Amuro in front of Mariah] Taka –she’s the #1 aritist in japan. [woa! I am so happy that he said that Amuro is #1 artist in japan!] [Amuro coughs] Amuro – umm. Nakai-san have some several questions to ask about the concert that was performed by Mariah. [everyone’s laughing] Mariah – why are we all laughing? I need a translator. Nakai – Amuro-chan, which song do you like the most from Mariah’s songs? Amuro – I like most of her songs. Mariah –Thank you. Amuro – when I saw you in the PV with all the dancers, you were really awesome and sexy. Mariah -AWWW, thank you. Nakai – Taka is the #1 Japanese comedian. [Mariah claps] Taka – Thank you !! [laughs] Taka – Nakai is also the #1 comedian in Japan. Mariah – really? Nakai – I’m Japanese #1 singer. Mariah – oh, so you’re Japanese #1 singer!? Nakai – DO MI SO!! Mariah – fantastic! [laughs] Nakai – Okay, the hello kitty will now bring in a photo. Let’s see what is on the picture. [Kitty walks in] Nakai – oh, you changed ! okay, here’s the picture. What is this picture? Mariah – Private Plane? Nakai – is this yours!??? Did you ride on this plane to come to japan? Mariah – this? Yea. Nakai – you bought this? Mariah – it was a gift. Nakai –what! From who? Mariah - *sigh* It’s a secret. Nakai –what! A secret! Gosh! Tell us! Mariah –we’ll talk after the show. Nakai – what? Oh, so you are going to tell us. Be more clear! Amuro – wow, Nakai-san. I’m impressed. Nakai – you’re impressed? What did I do? I think you’re in love with me. Amuro – oh no, that’s definitely not it. Nakai – you answered that question too early! Mariah – Do you guys want to go somewhere together with my private plane? Nakai – will you take us? Mariah – where do you want to go? Nakai – Mishima. [there’s an island called mishima in japan] Mariah – un huh..yes? Nakai – It is much much easier to go by the train. There’s no place for the plane to land. Mariah – okay then, we can go to GUAM? Nakai – will you take us on your private plane? [Mariah nods her head] Mariah – we’ll all go…and hello kitty. Nakai – you really want to go with hello kitty, not us. Right? Mariah – no, all of you. Taka – where is your plane at right now? At Narita air port? Mariah – I don’t know, they keep it somewhere. Taka & Nakai – wow.. Nakai – wait, aren’t you going to Guam, Taka-san? Taka – yea. Nakai – why don’t you just borrow this plane? Since you’re going tomorrow. Mariah – you’re really going tomorrow? Taka – would you lend me your private plane tomorrow? Mariah – yea, if I can go. Nakai – don’t’ worry he’ll give it back to you. Taka – I am going to Guam tomorrow with Mariah Carey. Mariah – exactly! Sounds good. Nakai – okay then, let’s go on to our next part. ‘What we really want to know about our divas;’ [Nakai gets up and get pushed by some guy] Nakai – ouch!! What the hell!! Who just pushed me on the floor! [Nakai sees who pushed him and sees that the guy looks angry too] Nakai – I mean…sorry about that. Taka – ummm.. Mariah doesn’t seem to understand what’s going on.. Mariah –no, I don’t , but that’s alright. Taka –okay, the first question is : ‘Would you still want to be a singer if you had to start your life from zero?’ Mariah – I pressed it, what happened? Nakai – oh, two of you said yes? Amuro –yes [Amuro and Mariah stares at eachother] Mariah –oh! Very good. Amuro – taka-san, please don’t embarrass me. Nakai – you said you wanted to ask her some questions! Amuro –later, okay? Nakai- oh I see, you don’t want to belong in our group. Amuro – what are you talking about, I’m in the same group as you guys, right? Taka –nah, I’m not in the same group as Nakai. Amuro – oh yea, you’re right. Taka – next, ‘when you were little, you wanted to do something else when you grow up.’ Nakai –wow, ever since you were young? Taka – okay…then I have a question for you Mariah Carey. How old were you when you realized that you sang better than other people. Nakai – 6th 7th grade? Taka – no one is listening to you! Mariah –when I was four. Taka –woa, you were 4years old when you realized that? Mariah –well, my mom was a opera singer. Taka – oh really? Nakai – how about you Amuro-chan? Amuro – ummm. I never really though that I was a better singer from other people like that. Mariah - I never really thought that I was better than others, but thought that I was good. Taka – I see, okay next! ‘ have you bought anything expensive recently?’ Mariah – I don’t know, I guess. Nakai – what did you buy? [Mariah shows her wrist] Taka –very gorgeous! Mariah – oh, so you speak English, see? Nakai – so you bought it yourself? Mariah – yes. Taka – wow, that looks really expensive. How much was it? Mariah – Darling, that’s private. Taka –how about that necklace? Was that a present? Mariah –oh this too, it was a gift. Emancipation of Mimi, my new album. I want you all to buy it, except you (touching her shoulder) I’ll give you a free one. AND… Nakai –what? The edge of the bread? *Japanese lesson on what MIMI means in Japan. It means the edge of the bread…like the brown stuff…sometimes white, but the little harder edge… you guys know what I’m talking about right? Mariah –don’t start with me! Watch your language, I”ll fight you. Taka –Mariah just gave message that she’ll punch you, Nakai! Ahaha. Just right now, the world famous Mariah Carey said, ‘I’ll punch you!’ Amuro – oh, don’t hesitate, please do punch him. Taka – Are you in love right now? Mariah – I don’t talk about those things Taka & Nakai – (imitate Mariah by saying ) I don’t want to talk about those kind of things! Nakai – (still imitating Mariah) I don’t want to talk about it! Don’t ask me those type of question! Gosh! (Mariah asks how to say I don’t want to talk about it in Japanese to her translator—I don’t want to = Shi ta ku nai no) Mariah – exactly, Shitakunaino! Taka – how about you Amuro-chan? Amuro – I don’t want to talk about it, Shitakunaino! Taka –Do you guys want something right now? Mariah – okay….something I want… (she pushes the button) Mariah – I want to go….nevermind…..I want to go on a trip. (she wants to go to the bathroom) Translator – where? (Mariah is giggling) Nakai –what? She pointed to me?? She wants to go with me? Translator – oh! She wants to go to the bathroom. Mariah –I want the hello kitty to guide me to the bathroom. Nakai –oh bathroom? (Mariah gets up and leave…. ---gosh, what a rude way to do it in Japan….--) Taka –wow, this never happened on the show like this…I think she’s going to leave now too, right Amuro-chan? Amuro –yea… Taka –well then, I shall go now to make a poop in the bathroom. Amuro – ehhhh…… Taka – okay, Amuro-chan, I’ll leave it up to you now.. Amuro –oh wait! Come back and sit down! Nakai – just now, a girl told me that she was going to punch me! This never happened to me before, she’s like this….(Nakai imitates Mariah’s expression) Taka – Maybe…I think she was faking the whole bathroom thing and probably thinking about punching Nakai Masahiro! Maybe she went to see the manager. Nakai –what? She’s coming back? (Mariah comes back with CDs) Nakai – did you really go to the bathroom? Taka –she has something in her hand..?? Mariah –I brought you gifts! Nakai –woooow!! Amuro – wow, how nice!! Thank you! Nakai –gosh! She made me worried! I thought she was going to the bathroom!! OH, here’s your nickname, This is what you were talking about ‘MIMI” the album title! Mariah –exactly! See? And we have a duet on that album as well. Nakai –what? Mariah –don’t you remember? Nakai – oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! But, you can’t be better than me!! Mariah- *sigh* I know. Mariah – how come you all are drinking something?? It’s not very nice to a guest. I’m a guest. {wtf! She’s such a diva….gosh} Taka –it’s Chinese tea.. Mariah – well, there’s no Japanese tea? Nakai – hey guys! Get some Japanese tea! Mariah –maybe some Sake. Nakai – what kind of Sake? Mariah –regular Japanese sake. Nakai – hey guys! Get some Sake!! (Hello Kitty brings the sake) Mariah – but I don’t want to be the only one to be drinking! How about everyone else? Nakai – (imitate Mariah in Japanese) Taka –okay then, To the success of MIMI!!! Everyone – cheers!! Nakai – do you like it? Mariah – very strong!!! Taka – how about you Amuro-chan! You don’t look like the type of person who drinks sake! Amuro –this was my very first time drinking Sake!! (laughs)

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Why Killed Markiplier EXPLAINED (notes)

Hi these are my notes- they’re very sparatic and hard to understand but I figured y’all might want them. They were made while watching Markiplier’s latest stream—the time stamps are for DAMIEN and when Mark paused to explain. I don’t have the time stamps for where he explained everything though!! Sorry!

TLDR; this is me frantically taking notes on whatever Mark said related to DAMIEN. :)) these are unedited, so take the spelling errors and stuff with a grain of salt.

WKM notes:

-0:57 (Go Back to Sleep reference) “oh these are parallels - yeah you’re right these are parallels”. Opening shot of Damien from 0:04 of GBTS. Go back to sleep = wanted to make Damien. “This is the mood I want”. DIRECT PARALLEL.

-Opening, establishing, environment. THIS IS JUST HOW FAR DAMIEN WENT EVERY DAY; HE HAD TO GO THIS FAR JUST TO GET WOOD. VERY LONG WALK.

-1:05 Celine is an observer, waiting for him to come back.

-2:11 Wanted to flesh our Celine as a character. Celine = Unknown. “I am not a perfect writer, I’m not a great writer; I’m better than I was.” Celine introduced as not a perf character: motivations UNKNOWN/never determined. “Don’t trust the seer” =\= don’t know what she does/represents. Damien brother/sister canon; had something to care for. THERE TO PROTECT HER BROTHER!!!!! Damien has simple job.

-3:22 “mostly like- I wanted to write dialogue to establish relationship” Celine = overprotective controlling older sibling. Nice dynamic/friendly/showcase flower is not normal. THINGS ARE LOOPING; Celine stops “did u really see a flower?”; strange. SQUISHED. “Starting to sound like mom”

-3:30ish Damien SUDDENLY GETS TIRED. On a LOOP. Winter will be over soon. Trees covering hills = every day he goes to cut a tree. Endless trees. Living SAME EXACT DAY. Celine goes out at night to do business/job. NUMBER OF TREES NOT THE POINT. PURGATORY. FLOWER = FIRST CHBGE.

-4:40 flower: PINK!!!!! dialogue EXACT LINES from WMLWS. Winter -> spring, leaving purgatory. Flower = warfstache peeling back layers covering up world/crack code of matrix/starting to spread out. Flower just a result of warfstache coming to terms with what’s happening and where it’s going. Time is wishy washy. Time has no start or finish of it. Exists = always existed. Everything unified space, someone breaking rules over HERE spills out and effects others in that place. Rules change = rules change for everyone. Dialogue saying that THIS is a RESULT of warfstache, not!!! a conscious choice.

-5:21 pattern!!!!! established

-6:52 something is definitely changing and Celine is worried. Celine goes out to HUNT FOR ACTOR!MARK, NOT TO GUARD. GONNA KILL ACTOR!MARK. Go back to sleep/wake up: duality of two characters having to share a body. Celine made THIS place for broken things(Damien!!). Celine made mistakes in WKM; misjudged actor capabilities. Celine always tries to protect Damien!!!’ she would do LITERALLY ANYTHING to protect Damien. “YOU NEED SLEEP”-damien can stay “alive” only because he sleeps. Not getting enough sleep= you absolutely need to sleep while Celine is out bc you can only be yourself if that is so.

-7:45 bc warfstache is unintentionally breaking universe they’re in, actor!mark can take advantage of it. NOT deception. This day is important because change started NOW—everything before was looping. Damien cutting wood/useless task = Celine’s stuff in an endless loop too (finding mark). SOME control, not IN control. No one is IN CONTROL. Matter of them both being in purgatory until warfstache comes to term with his place in the world.

-8:32 can see shadow of figure in ice.

-9:33Damien’s led to believe Celine is in the water lol. Door of cabin locked from outside. (Flower)= no meaning. “Everything is very plain. With this, it is similar. Everything is very plain.” Too focuses on the details. Winter = seems like purgatory.

-10:02 voices - wanted something to fill the spaces of everything. Auditoría Kay engaging. Hearing things behind the scenes. “Why are you hearing voices?” Not abt what the voices are saying.

-10:13 Actor!Mark; very hard to voice 2 diff characters and have them sound remotely different.

-11:01 Wilford/A!Mark same line. Convey two different people who both (at this time of story) were saying apologies. TWO confrontations happen = similar (detective warfstache/Damien Mark). Similar convos, different people. Things happen in different ways because who they are. Will actually says an apology, actor mark NEVER apologizes.

-12:07 very first conversation we have with the actor. ONLY SAID ONE LINE “welcome welcome one and all, etc.” If something is not ON THE SCREEN or implied in some way, it isn’t 100% proven. Going through summary is PROOF of his crime. “Plans weren’t exactly properly executed”. What he wanted only happened 50%

-13:01 “Celine needed to have motivation to have a character/drive”. Can’t just say actor wanted revenge without painting the kind of person he is. He can’t imagine other people not loving that; thinks he’s doing Damien a favor. HES A NARCISSIST. “Nobody is fully evil or fully good”. Reason he thinks he’s the hero is bc if his perspective, he IS; everyone else is the villain/did him wrong.

-13:43 “oh yeah Wilford STOLE Celine from me lol” STUPID AND NARCISSISM WACK. His career tanked after she left. “It’s her fault bc he lost everything”. “I’m gracious because I decided to move on”.

-14:28 Damien starting to remember but doesn’t understand everything; big dummy softy. Doesn’t realize he’s KINDA dead. Rotten corpse = his reflection.

-14:59 actor wants MORE characters in his story; he wants a villain. Confusion of what you’re supposed to do- represents Damien’s confliction “when do I have a CHOICE??”

-15:30 for so long Wilford/actor have been “If Celine even saw me she would rip my heart out”; “Celine is a FUCKISBNG badass.”

-16:18 Damien just wants to make a choice “life is ours to CHOOSE”. Fire going out = Damien feels dead. Cold, dead.

-17:07 music=wanted to carry on emotional connection. Celine: “I’m tired” she has never slept; watching, hunting, NOT RESTING. Celine is a creature of willpower that she powers through it. Damien: “Am I dead?” Celine: “NO!!” Not on my watch; wall cracking-> sanctuary crumbling. “...no” :(( “I’m so tired”. Celine both starts to admit defeat, but then she picks herself back up. Damien cares so much about her and is very protective about her. Shared line: “just be careful/I can take care of myself (I don’t need help, especially from you.” If she keeps going down this path, she’ll never get out of it (same thing with Abe). Damien/Will want to help.

-17:23 “I know you can’t take care of me forever”; Damien making a choice, IMPORTANT. He trusts that Celine is trying to do the best for him; knows whatever she’s doing/her motives are, at the end of the day, she’s his sister and he wants to help. Whether or not that means things will change for him. Damien’s one moral: This is a story about coming to terms that life throws at you. About someone that didn’t choose things to happen to them, but (In mark’s mind) it’s not about what happens, it’s about how you respond. The choices you make when that happens; it may not always work out but those choices define who you are as a person. At the end of it all, Damien doesn’t understand but he knows Celine can’t do “this” alone.

-17:54 Damien knows he can’t go back to the life he had, and he’s okay with that. “He’s OK that Celine tried to fix, but trying to fix him will get her killed. And he’s okay with him not being fixed”.

-19:49 Celine has been doing everything herself; Damien is offering help. CELINE ISNT DEAD HECK YEAH. “This isn’t a place of the mind-“ fake water. SHE IS SLEEPING UWU UWU. MARKIPLIER TV INSTANTLY AFTER THIS.

-EXTRAS:

•Overarching meaning/story: “These are stories.” In the universe, the world they live in after WKM is stories. They’re acting our scripts/videos because they are characters in stories. It doesn’t matter what was said, it matters why. Celine/Damien live in that story because she made up a narrative for them. Nothing happening in DAMIEN is truly real. Actor wants the ideas of hero’s/villains, he wants to imagine and play pretend. The house is just an analogy for Mark’s imagination/head. CANON that there are plot holes.

EX Detective Abe: (WMLWS) He is going to be the detective in every story. Whatever detective role he needs to be. Doesn’t know why he has to hunt Will down. Hasn’t lived “The Detective”’s life, so he doesn’t know the details, doesn’t have the script. Wilford is acting out of the script because he isn’t IN the script; he’s having FUN.

•Damien: empathy / Warfstahce: insanity, zany, doesn’t always make sense, goofy, fun!!! / ACTOR: Narcissistic part of Mark.

•In “this universe” (the Masson/mark’s Brain), characters act out their lives-> transformed where life doesn’t make sense.

•Not all characters are a part of MARKIPLIERS personality. Characters not representing mark were before actually mark. Went in the mansion ->they were trapped there, the mind (of another Mark?).

•The viewer is, under those terms (an observer), right there, behind the class. They’re the viewer.

•After WKM, we’re watching everything unfold. We’re forced to be an observer -> we can’t change or do anything, only watch. We aren’t trapped with the characters.

•In CANON, Damien -> Markiplier TV.

•A Date with Markiplier doesn’t wrap in with this. Everything happens AFTER WKM.

•Actor SPIRALED bc he couldn’t accept that he lost roles/his wife left him. His choice was to create a situation that tore his entire friendship/ppl that cared abt him apart. He killed/destroyed lives/did terrible things bc that’s how he replied.

•Warfstache was thrown into situation where former friend contrived a situation that took everything away from him. Justification was madness; things didn’t make sense to him so he choose to role with it and enjoy things while they were there. Temporary nature of life is why it’s so precious. Lives in the NOW, the MOMENT.

•Damien has no choice of what was happening. Didn’t understand why his friends tore themselves apart/Will didn’t care/Mark dead/sister suddenly there performing occult things. He was robbed and had things stolen from him; he’s the kind of person that wants to help, he also wants revenge. But the point is: the choices that led him to where he was were choices that helped the ppl he cares abt.

•Who is the character in this universe that is the opposite of Mark (what he said abt darkiplier)?

#markiplier #WKM #who killed markiplier

[sometimesrosy]

I don't really agree that C stole the bunker. It didn’t belong to the grounders to begin with. Sky ppl found it and then the grounders were like "Whoops, might makes right! It's ours now." The sky people never agreed to the conclave and were never under any moral obligation to agree to it, imo. Esp when it so unfairly disadvantaged them, and they were planning to share it with everyone anyway. (1/4)

The sky people found the bunker. It was on Grounder land. That they were fighting a war over. 

The sky people DID agree to the conclave. That’s why they had a representative in it fighting for them. 

They weren’t planning to share it if they won. It was CLarke’s plan to share it and the grounders refused that plan.

Also esp when they were the only ppl who were even *trying* to find it or any other solution, afaik. Jaha et al worked hard to find that bunker and were almost *prevented* from finding it bc the grounders were determined to fight and kill each other over territory in Polis until the literal end of the world. Then those same grounders took it from them and declared a murderfest over it bc they’d rather die than share. (2/4)

Yup. The grounders are dumb. And want to fight. And weren’t trying to save anyone but wanted to fight wars. And take advantage of anything the sky people decided. 

If you take something from someone weaker than you by force, you don’t get to be mad when the weaker person “steals” it back through subterfuge. Now, maybe the truly just thing would be to say that bunker belonged to everybody, no matter who found it - but the sky ppl were going to share? The only reason “stealing” it was even part of the question was bc the grounders unjustly claimed control of it. And they wanted to determine ownership via murder. Because of course. (¾)

They still didn’t take it by force. Skaikru had to work with Indra, Gaia and Roan to get access to THEIR territory. They agreed to work together to find it. The sky people wanted to share. 

And the grounders were too groundery to do anything but fight and they refused to share and would only do a conclave. Even when Clarke gave them a heda to unite them. Whatever. Grounders suck. Because of course.

So I don’t think determining ownership via sneakiness was any more wrong than what was already happening. I do think it was a big betrayal on Clarke’s part to lock out some of her ppl with no warning. I also think it was wrong of her to seal the bunker at less than max capacity, but she seems to have honestly thought that Luna would win and her choice was saving (most of) the Sky ppl or no one at all, so that’s a mitigating factor. (4/4)

Betraying people you have made an agreement with is STILL dishonorable. It was wrong when Lxa did it at MW. It’s wrong when Clarke does it at the mountain. I get WHY Clarke did it, but it was still dishonorable and wrong and she knew it, because she couldn’t face Bellamy about it. She took on that burden, that spot on her soul, to save her people. She bore it so they didn’t have to. Also. That’s is a BAD leadership philosophy. 

So basically, yeah, the grounders suck and they were dumb to fight wars instead of work together to solve the problems. But that’s also why the bunker is no such a mess. 

But at the same time, stealing the bunker was still morally and ethically wrong and was a dishonorable choice and was DEFINITELY one of those things where there were no good choices and she chose the one with the best probably outcome, even though it was dishonorable and morally wrong.

She did NOT do what was right. She did what was right for her people. Which is what Bellamy was doing when he participated in the Hakeldama massacre. 

(ps can you guys not ask more than a 2 parter ask? I’m getting more asks now and it’s hard to keep up.)

#the 100 #clarke griffin #morally gray #betrayal #the grounders

[ladyloveandjustice]

so guys. i was explaining to my girlfriend when she asked why someone on twitter was calling attack on titan a nazi anime about isayama’s views and everything and i looked up what’s happening in the manga’s current plot bc i was curious if any of the fascist themes had gotten more blatant and holy shit oh my god he stopped trying to be subtle at all i am flabbergasted. i’ll just cp my chat to my gf as i was looking up the plot summary:

me: looked up what's actually been happening in the attack on titan manga out of curiosity and 1. everything sounds so dumb, 2. I'M SO ANGRY

insert dead dove gif from arrested development i don't know what i expected

i am definitely glad i stopped reading when i did. good job bailing, me. 

 reads more oh my god. yes his fascist politics definitely become way more obvious later in the story. I didn't completely believe it about the 1:1 metaphors being conscious on his part before but yep. this is a manga about how Japan should totally get its military back and try to take over the world. He absolutely stops being subtle about this later in the story. jesus.

yep there is definitely a blatant "Japan didn't REALLY rape anyone in Korea or China or do anything bad the rest of the world is lying and revising history" later in the story. WOW. 

gf:  ffs 

 me:  also apparently the official name of the walled island eren and co live on is PARADIS ISLAND which is unintentionally cracking me up. that is one letter away from Wonder Woman's island home. i feel like the author doesn't know this and am feeling schadenfreude over how unintentionally ridiculous he's made everything.

GF: (is surprised she hasn’t hear more about this controversy but supposes it might be why she never sees anyone talk about attack on titan on twitter)

me:  Yeah i think a lot of people just stopped reading the manga after the author's views came out on twitter and it started dragging. And anime-only people haven't gotten to the blatant stuff yet. 

heck, even i hadn't quite gotten to it before i stopped reading.

though the amount of denial whoever wrote this wiki article is in about what this all is really a metaphor for is quite amazing, So there's ppl like that too.

hahai j just learned something else unintentionally hilarious but it's a spoiler do u wanna know

gf: absolutely

me: eren ate his dad. that's why he's been gone this whole time. eren ate him.

gf: lmao

me: also the titan that ate eren's mom... is actually his dad's first wife who got like. captured and turned into a titan or something i don't know. 

in attack on titan family drama is solved by everyone eating each other.

like honestly what are the odds

gf: are titans the master race

me: YES

no i'm not kidding they basically are

gf: well at least he made them disgusting monsters

me: basically the backstory is that like...this queen had the power to transform into a titan and they used it to take over various lands. then one of those lands (Marley) rebelled and a war started and they stole the power of the titans. so the ~master race~ fled to an island and had a bunch of titans harden into walls and chose to stay there. on the island, and not conquer any more lands, to end the conflict, and that's attack-on-titan land.

IS THE METAPHOR OBVIOUS ENOUGH.

and now Marley is lying and saying those ppl totes did all those rape and genocide they didn't really do and keeping them on the island by sending all these titans after them! the only solution for attack-on-titan land is to break down the walls and restore the great Japanese-i-mean-Eldian empire!

me:  should write soon but ONE LAST THING I'M MAD ABOUT DISCOVERING RE ATTACK ON TITAN'S CURRENT PLOT: ymir died offscreen.

 Like I DON'T KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED but i'm angry forever now. 

u had one good thing going for u attack on titan, and that was lesbians, and you ruined even that. at least it's a clean break now. there is nothing of value in this story anymore whatsoever.

gf:  is it better to have had lesbians who die tragically than to never have them at all

a question for our time

me: i'm just insulted she doesn't even get a dramatic onscreen death how dare. apparently it's just some titan-shifter dude being like "lol btw i ate ymir so i have her memories now". 

Apparently she did write a dramatic letter to Christa/Historia beforehand saying she mostly lived her life without regrets in the end, except for her one regret being that she never married Historia like she said she would. WHAT THE FUCK. I'M SO MAD. 

I WAS ALREADY GOING TO PUNCH ISAYAMA IN THE FACE A BUNCH IF I EVER MET HIM FOR HIS POLITICS, BUT NOW I'LL THROW IN A PUNCH FOR THIS TOO. AND THEN GET BACK TO PUNCHING HIM FOR HIS POLITICS SOME MORE.

#and there we go #attack on titan for ts #nev rants #fascism cw #genocide cw #rape cw #war crimes cw #nazis cw

[theresia]

when i first technically started my reread back in january i typed up summaries of each chapter as i went, making note of things i thought were particularly interesting.  gonna put them here under a cut and honestly probably continue takin notes, as it rlly helps to have something to go back and reread exactly what happened when LOL

BERSERK

CHAPTER BY CHAPTER NOTES

“1″: BEGIN BLACK SWORDSMAN

Guts is fucking a demon lady.  Demon lady moves to kill, but Guts blows her head off.  

The men of Koka Castle are harassing Puck, who’s tied up.  They’re throwing knives at him in a bar.  All the bar people are put off, but do nothing, because “nobody can touch the men of Koka Castle”

Guts thinks that’s BS and shoots them all up w his arrows.  He tells the lackies to tell the Koka Castle dude that the “Black Swordsman has come”.  He then proceeds to cut ppl the fuck up w Dragonslayer

HEAP OF RAW IRON STATEMENT 1

Puck follows Guts out, kinda peeved that Guts didn’t help him more.  Guts slaps him away, as per usual Guts

Guts is taken captive by a bunch of guards and is cut up in a dungeon for a lil while.  (He doesn’t make a sound.)  The Lord Mayor pauses the whipping.  He tells Guts that because he murdered the men the town will probably be fucking demolished.  “You have no idea how horrible the leader of those men is … no one can kill him… at least, not anyone human.”  Guts is like “ya so thats why u made a deal w him right?  thats why ur feeding him wagons of women and children?”  The Lord Mayor is like fuck u and has the big guy continue torturing him.

The Snakey Dude is informed of Guts.  He gets kinda excited

The Lord Mayor goes to beg forgiveness from the Snakey Dude.  It does Not go well.

Cut to Guts unable to move in the dungeon.  THERE’S DEMON FETUS!  Guts is freaked the fuck out and fetus cries and squiggles away.  Now it’s Puck’s turn.  He’s got the keys.  Guts has is usual rant about not wanting to be touched, but Puck convinces him and uses his fairy dust to heal Guts.

Fairies have a strong sense of duty and a lot of powers.  They can sense emotional energies.

Puck asks about Guts’s brand, which he does not take kindly to.  Guts is chill about being imprisoned tho - he’s ok with the castle dudes coming to kill him burning down the whole town.  He’s gonna kill Snakey Dude and as long as he does, that’s all he cares about.

Puck is rlly upset by Guts’s weaklings-should-die-perspective n leaves Guts in the cellar.  Guts self harms? He scratches his arm? And then his brand lets him know demons are on the way.  He freakily licks the blood off his own fingers.

Rampage of the Snakey Dude time!  He’s drinking blood straight from the child!  Guts pops out from under a pile of bodies and starts shootin up the swarm.

“To think that a mere mortal can oppose us isn’t anything but folly!!”

Guts gets bodyslammed by Snakey Dude’s tail.  Realistically Guts would die here

Guts blasts Snakey Dude’s head off and cleaves him in half.  Snakey Dude doesn’t know where the Godhand is so Guts leaves him to burn.

Puck watches Guts walk away through the burning city.

“2″

Puck finds Guts again with the help of a white bird.  Puck says he wants to join Guts on his journey because all the monsters and shit are interesting, but Guts has another one of his “weaklings should die” tangents.  Guts leaves Puck in the dust.

It’s raining and Guts is walking down the road.  That Old Guy and his Daughter roll up in their carriage and invite him aboard. He tells them its a bad idea but they’re like “We’ve got God so we’ll be ok” so he’s like “fine w/e”.  Puck is there

They talk about Guts’s sword and shit.  “I use it for my cooking” Guts says.

Talk about mercenaries and living by the sword.  Old Guy finds it distasteful and talks about his dead nephew.  Guts thinks that even though he’s dead, he died doing what he wanted, so he was probably happy.

Guts goes to sleep.  He has a dream about running through a corridor with high walls… the ground is watery… he’s being chased.  He’s balls nude.  He steps on a spike and empales his foot - and a huge Fetus child looms over him. He screams.

He awakes.  An incubus is giving him bad dreams and feeding off his energy.

His brand alerts him to the fact that there are definitely shittons of demons all over the fucking place.  The skeleton guys.  Colette gets stabbed bcause she cares for horses too much

While Guts is busy fucking up a bunch of skeletons, Colette’s body is possessed and she beheads her dad.  Guts is shocked by this young girl…’s body.  She stabs Guts.  Guts plays baseball with her torso.

Puck is very upset and cries while Guts fights the skellies until dawn.

They look at Colette’s body.  Puck tells Guts it’s not his fault, and Guts busts a gut.  Cue Guts being a dick

Voices start to speak to them… claiming ownership of Guts and his body… and his heart.  Guts shoots the air.

“This is the world Guts lives in…” Puck remarks to himself… and follows Guts.

“3″

opens with the beheading of a lady.  The Lord Mayor is trying to appease Slug Guy.  

Guts PICKS UP THE HEAD and looks at it wtf Guts??  The brother of the lady beheaded cries and makes a scene while guards harass him.  A guard asks Guts for the head and Guts spits in his face.  Guts throws the head at Slug Guy and he catches it.  The severed head has a brand on it.

Slug Guy takes this as a declaration of war and crushes the head. Guts wanders off but is pursued by soldiers who say some shit about heretics.  Guts slices n dices when they make a move at him.

Puck shows up again to help Guts out.  Just after, Lord Zondark threatens to bust up Guts’s sword with his war hammer but Guts has soo been through this shit before.  He busts Zondark’s helmet off, leaving his face pierced with all kinds of shrapnel.  Guts presses his face into the ground by stepping on his head. He kicks him in the face and wanders off, leaving the mutilated Zondark to cry “kill him!  Kill him!”

Guts follows the Ugly Old Guy into his cellar of wonders.  When the old guy asks him questions, Guts shoves him to the ground.  Guts asks the questions.  It comes to light that the nasty old man is missing a leg and like half his face…because apparently mr Sluggo ate them…  and also Old Man has a behelit in his cellar!

“4″

Guts starts to choke out the old fucker, but he’s like “it’s not my behelit!  I stole it from the count!”

The ugly fuck’s name is VARGAS.  He explains how the Count used to just be a rude fucker, but ever since he got the behelit 7 years ago he’s downright nasty - his inquisition of heretics is just an excuse to gather up more bodies to torture and fuck and eat.  he ate Vargas’s wife and sons, and also half his face.  Vargas took a drug to fake his own death and slipped out of the castle with the behelit.  

Guts explains what a behelit is!  “a key that opens a portal to another world that overlaps with their own… it summons demons from that world that have been manipulating the dark side of human history since ancient times.  The Godhand.”

Back to Lord Zondark, who’s losin his mind with his fucked up face.  Sluggo comes in and tells everyone to get lost and leave Zondark (who’s bashing his head against a pillar) and he alone.

Sluggo tongues his Daemon into Zondark.  Sluggo tells Zondark that it’s time for him to enact his revenge..

Cut to Puck who’s studying Vargas’s behelit.  Guts berates Puck for calling it art and tells him that it’s a living tool, but he doesn’t know how it works.

Guts asks where Sluggo got the behelit - apparently from travelling merchants years back who knew nothing about it themselves, but thought it came from the east.

Vargas tells Guts to take a secret entrance into the castle and avenge him, but he makes the mistake of touching Guts, which Guts SHITS over.  He says he looks like a monster etc etc, Puck gets mad - but Vargas says as long as Guts kills Count Sluggo, he doesn’t care.

Just then, Zondark busts in!!  Guts gets busted up too.  Guts immediately understands that he’s not human anymore.  He slices one of Zondark’s arms off… but it immediately starts to regrow.  Zondark starts to whip his axe around so fast it can’t be seen… but Guts still manages to block every blow.  Guts moves to strike and cuts off Zondark’s OTHER arm, and a large part of his head.

Sluggo’s Daemon crawls out of the skull hole.  He gives a little speech about how great Guts is, but he’s only mortal, so he’s fucked.  Then Slugdark gets crushed by rubble anyway.  Guts, Puck, and Vargas escape.  Guts demands the behelit and then just, leaves.

Puck feels bad and tells Vargas that it’s important to keep living.  He tells him that living for the future is more important than trying to avenge the past.

Puck leaves, and then an eely arm slithers out of some water and grabs Vargas.  Eyes in the darkness.

Puck is mad at Guts for being mean, as always.  Guts says allying with the maggoty creep would just lead to his own demise.  Same w Puck.

There’s word that there’s going to be another execution as a warning.  Puck flies off.  Guts thinks on how Vargas talked about how Sluggo took his eye… took his wife and sons… how he was nothing but a prisoner of fear.  Guts gets so emo he punches some bricks out of a wall.

Vargas is going to be executed.  Sluggo figures that Guts has the behelit.  Puck is trying to figure out how to stop the execution.  He sees Guts and gets excited!!  But Guts only came to watch him die.

They have a long dialogue about Guts and his motivations and why he’s such a horrible asshole.  Puck thinks Guts is actually just afraid, afraid of admitting he’s fighting a losing fight too, that he came for a better reason.  Guts threatens him and he flies off.

Guts questions whether or not he should feel compassion.

Puck tries to interrupt the execution himself.  He fails.  Vargas makes a call for the Black Swordsman to kill Sluggo and hold up his head before them all.  Vargas is beheaded.

Guts slips away, making sick sounds.  He sees… fetus child.  With Vargas’s “face”.  He is, of course, freaked the fuck out.  He thinks on Vargas’s dying words.

Sluggo is thinking on Guts’s absence.

Some dudes are out in the night tossing Vargas’s body on the corpse pile.  Guts shows up and kills both of them, telling Vargas’s lifeless head that he won’t fail like he did.

Being out at night at a corpse pile of those executed isn’t a good idea, as Guts learns.  He gets possessed by an angry spirit, because of course.  However, he steels himself and falls to the ground.  He refuses to have anything in common with deadass spirits, even revenge.  He’s gonna kill the Count Sluggo with his very own flesh and blood.

“5″

Puck is being held captive by Sluggo.  He’s crying about Vargas - he feels guilty that he couldn’t save him.  He imagines his fate where he’ll be put in a cake.  

Puck is presented to a mysterious pretty girl.  She’s Sluggo’s kid!  Puck is a gift to her, Theresia.  Sluggo tries to touch Theresia and she shudders and shrieks. Sluggo is very put off and in a horrible mood after his own kid recoils from him.

Slugdark slithers up to Guts.  He is back and more slug than ever.  Guts remarks on his beauty.  He pumps Slugdark full of arrows.  Slugdark whips his arms around a lot but Guts dodges.  Guts moves to strike and cuts Slugdark up.  He thinks he’s won - but Slugdark’s tendrils come back with a vengeance.  Slugdark makes some comment about how Guts can’t kill him unless he cuts off his head - and in the very next move, the head has been severed.

The half-head clings to Dragonslayer, trendril-ing its way up it towards Guts, attempting to feed off of him.  Guts flattens it between a brick wall and Dragonslayer.

The dying head whispers that the remainder, Sluggo, is waiting for Guts upstairs.  Guts is weak and weary from bloodloss - but he pledges to trudge on until he kills Sluggo.

Back to Puck and Theresia in the castle.  Theresia tells puck that she knows what it’s like to be caged and that Puck can come out.  She tells Puck how her mother died when she was but a baby, but that her father, Sluggo, told her it was a group of heretics that did it, sacrificing her alive.  She says that Sluggo may have been a tough ruler, but he was loved by all, even as a father… but then he got worse and started hunting down heretics like nothing else mattered - and now nothing else does matter, because it’s like he enjoys hurting people.  It’s like he’s not even a person.

Cut to Guts who has snuck into the castle.  The Lord Mayor is there with a ton of men who warn him that he’ll be killed if he moves any farther.  Guts tells them simply:  Move.

They try to shoot Guts up but he blocks with Dragonslayer.  They try to stop him and he cleaves em to bits.  Even Gerico, who’s supposed to be tougher than Zondark, gets DEAD.  Guts busts him right through a stone pillar.  Guts is left alone with the Lord Mayor.

Cut to Puck and Theresia, who are totally buddies now.  She asks Puck what it’s like to fly.  Puck can’t tell her because it’s a normal thing for him, nothing special. Theresia has apparently been locked up in that high room for seven years - Sluggo never lets her leave.  

There’s a commotion outside and Puck figures it’s Guts.  He tells Theresia he’s gotta go, she has a mini break down, and then regains her composure.  Puck says he’ll be back, and that next time, he’ll take her with!

Guts is in Sluggo’s chamber.  He approaches - and Sluggo’s actual body erupts from the ground.  He’s huge.

Puck doesn’t even know where Sluggo’s headquarters are, but finds out when rubble erupts away from a wall, revealing lots of Sluggo skin.  The simple act of becoming his true self is so powerful that the castle starts to crumble, allowing Theresia to slip outside her room.

Sluggo is fucking massive.  He’s doing all he can to crush Guts, but instead crushes the Lord Mayor, allowing Guts to get a hit off on him. He cuts off some eye stalks.

However, it’s a surface wound.  Sluggo goes on a mortality rant.  He grabs Guts and whips him around, hard enough to shatter stone.

When the chapter ends, Guts is like…. legit dead.

“6″

Chapter opens with Guts KO’d with Sluggo looming over him and Puck a ways off, shocked.  Puck swoops in and calls for Guts to get up, but Guts is OUT.

Sluggo mocks Guts for being a weak human, and Puck calls him out on the grounds that Sluggo himself was once a weak human, and that he’s just become a monster now to escape his own pain. Rats Theresia out.  A behelit falls on Puck’s head and he dashes off with it, to Sluggo’s great upsetness.  Sluggo takes Puck out with a rock, but before he can totally crush him, Theresia shows up.

Theresia is DISGUSTED by Sluggo.  She shrieks and cries and runs.  Sluggo also cries.  He is Very Upset.  His sadness is converted to anger almost immediately.  He’s gonna murder the fuck out of Puck.  

If not for Guts being somehow alive enough to combat Sluggo, Puck WOULD be dead!  But Guts is in fact still kicking.

Guts charges towards Sluggo, and Puck tells him not to be reckless and die, but Guts just smiles.

Guts takes more hits without death, somehow.  Before Sluggo can land a finishing blow, Guts grabs Theresia and shields himself with her.  He uses the momentary distraction to take a second to blast half of Sluggo’s face off.  His hand gets broken somehow?  So he just.  Wields Dragonslayer in his mouth.  Totally possible.  He beheads Sluggo like this.

Guts starts to cut up the severed head with a knife while Theresia watches.  

Theresia cries for Guts to stop.  Puck cries for Guts to stop.  Guts threatens Puck’s life if he tries to interfere.  He continues to mutilate Sluggo’s head as they watch, noting how he just won’t die.  Guts keeps going until he breaks the knife and Guts falls to the ground, spent.  

He sits himself up and laughs for a long while.

Sluggo’s bleeding out and pleas to not die… trigger the Behelit.  The group is sent to the hell-stairs dimension and the Godhand is there.

"7″

A vortex has opened over the castle in this town.  The Godhand is present.  Femto is jacked.

Guts is instantly triggered.  Femto mind-throws him to the ground.

Femto says some shit about Guts being pathetic.  He begins to turn away and Guts practically begs for his attention… but Femto does not spare it.  

The Godhand turns to Sluggo’s mutilated head.  He begs them to take Guts’s life in exchange for his own.  They tell him they can’t, because his desire is lacking any actual hatred for Guts.  He’s only afraid of death.  

Even though Guts has killed tons of apostles, it’s inconsequential to the Godhand.  They don’t give a shit about Guts.

Guts thinks this is just hilarious.  He gets up despite all his wounds (impressive to the Godhand) and has a go at Femto, who again says he’s nothing but a “squirming sacrificial offering”.

Guts can’t even get close to Femto.  The pain associated with his brand is way too strong, and he keels back over… but not before he swings his great sword.  Femto throws him across the room.  When Guts hits the wall, the rock crumbles.  Everyone assumes he’s dead.

However, the Godhand still won’t use Guts as Sluggo’s offering, because he’s already been offered, and Sluggo has no real ties to Guts.  Offerings must be someone very important.  Femto points to Theresia.

The Godhand exposes that Sluggo actually sacrificed his wife after discovering her in a Pagan orgy fucking a goat-headed god… after killing all of the people at the orgy.  He couldn’t kill his wife, however.  But he could sacrifice her when his despair activated the behelit.

POINT - those sacrificed… unable to take their lives by one’s own hand… the ones loved and hated the most… so that one can bury their fragile human heart.

The Godhand threatens to brand Theresia… and Guts asks Puck for him to heal his right arm.

"8″

opens with GRIFFTH pulling Guts out of a pile of bodies……

“Martyrdom for a merciless god.  What a waste.”

Griffith is giving Guts one of his token existential speeches.  Guts is like “… …”

Griffith tells Guts that he’s the first person he’s ever spoken to like this.  Guts thinks he’s beautiful.

Snap back to reality.  The Godhand is demanding Sluggo’s answer.  Guts continues to beckon Puck, who is torn.

The Godhand reminds Sluggo that even if he dies, he won’t rest in peace.  He’ll go straight to hell to disappear into the sea of other souls that get caught up with demonkind.

holy FUCK CONFIRMED that if Guts dies he goes to hell.  Puck looks at Guts and Guts is fearful of this realization.

The Godhand tells Sluggo that only two paths remain- hell or sacrifice.

Sluggo takes too long.  The dead and damned come for him… and Vargas is there to personally drag him down to hell.

Theresia cries and reaches out for her father, but it is in vain.  The dead grab at Guts, too.  Femto looks and turns away from him.  Guts manages to shoot his cannon arm at him.  Femto explodes the ball before it can reach him.  Guts watches as the Godhand departs.

Puck tries to go to Theresia, but she shrieks and cries.  Sluggo’s mutilated body is before her.  She wants to go back to her room.  She wishes she were dead.

Guts tells her to kill herself.

Puck slaps him.  Guts continues on, telling her that she’d probably go to heaven anyway, though both her parents are in hell.

Theresia considers slitting her wrist, but stone crumbles away beneath her before she can.  Guts offers his sword for her to grasp, and she does.  Her hands bleed.  Guts flings her back to safe ground.

Guts is emotionally impacted by his own actions.

Puck goes to heal Theresia’s wounds, but Theresia whips around to face Guts.  She projects all of her recent misfortune onto him.  She swears that one day, she will kill Guts.  Guts tells her he’s ready whenever she is and walks away… but really, he’s CRYING.  Iconic pepe look.

Puck sees he’s crying and Guts bats Puck away.

END BLACK SWORDSMAN ARC

#fk1 #fk2 #fk3 #fk4 #fk5 #fk6 #fk7 #fk8 #notes #reread

[saerayofsunshine]

As The World Turns

Word Count: 826

Summary:  The Phantom Thieves have failed. Now as the Prime Minister, Masayoshi Shido was leading the country through hell.

Chapters: 1/?

Pairing: Kurusu Akira/Original Female Character

A/N: this wouldn’t leave my mind so here it is. Feedback is appreciated pals and gals

Read on AO3 / Read on FF.net

Prologue

Akira sighed tiredly, holding up a board while half-heartedly listening Toranosuke Yoshida giving his passionate speech. But to no avail, the crowd strode forward, ignoring the two men on the corner.

Tokyo never seemed to change since he came. Be it Winter time or Summer time, its people were always busy, always in their own minds.

As the older man gave his speech, Akira was lost in his own world, mulling over the events that have happened until now.

He didn’t know what went wrong. They had thought about every possible outcome, were successful by deceiving Akechi, stole the treasure of Shido and escaped just in time before his Palace exploded. Each of their targets had a change of heart afterward.

Imagine their shock and panic when nothing like that happened.

The change of heart did not occur.

What had their done differently? Absolutely nothing.

What had gone wrong? What made Shido any different?

“The next generation will lead us into the future and yet they have no plan for how to arrive there!”

They had failed as Phantom Thieves. He had failed them as their leader. And now, as the Prime Minister, Masayoshi Shido was practically leading the country to hell.

And the cherry on top of the cake was, the majority of the grown up see absolutely nothing wrong with anything.

The Psychotic Breakdowns were still a telltale on everybody’s tongue. It wasn’t like people had turned violent and mad all of sudden.

No, it wasn’t like that at all. Turn a blind eye to reality, sure, why not?

The World they were living in was toxic and dangerous, ruled by corrupted and twisted minds. It resembled a prison full of slavery, oppression and injustice and Shido was their high lord.

“Enough of your arrogance, ‘No-Good-Tora’” was heard and Akira’s body stiffened at the remark. Brows bumped together in a scowl, he glared at the rude interrupter.

Would people call it an accident if he ‘accidentally’ were to throw the board at his head?

The first splatter of rain dropped on his skin, pulling him out of his musings. Up to now, the sky had been post-card perfect. Without his notice, large pillows of clouds had formed, blotting out the old-gold of the sun.

People ran, seeking shelter under the shops. Akira just stood there, not minding the rain, gazing at the darkened sky. Closing his eyes, he took a deep breath, enjoying the scent of earth around him. The sound of his name got lost in the soft noise of moisture hitting the ground.

One second he was under the sky getting soaked, the other second he was under an umbrella. Fishnet gloved fingers were wrapped around the stick, holding the umbrella. Grey eyes raced up and down, taking in her figure. His gaze was caught by the skeleton-shaped necklace, resting on her chest.

When a stranger neared you, you would think that they were going to ask you something or talk to you.

She did neither.

Reddish-Brown eyes stared forward, taking in the beauty of Shibuya. When she continued to ignore him, Akira brought his gaze forward. The more time passed, the more the rain intensified. He would catch a cold if he stayed out in the cold for too long. Just as he was about to open his mouth, she beat him to it.

“Do you honestly think there is hope left in this world?”

That was a rather unexpected topic to talk about, and not to say, awkward. So, unsure of what to say, he simply nodded.

Her eyes finally –finally!- made contract with his, as if to determine if he was telling the truth. Eyes are the mirror of the heart, after all.

Scarlet painted lips turned slightly up. He had no idea why she suddenly smirked at him, and the mischievous glint deep within her red eyes made him stood straighter.

She coughed, trying to cover up a laugher, but failing miserably. The sound was nice. He liked it.

Once it died down, she went back to stare in front of her, but the smile never left her lips as she said, “Sorry. I bet you were surprised. I saw you earlier next to Toranosuke-san. I wanted to talk with him, but he left so abruptly.” sighing in disappointment, she ran a hand through her short raven hair before addressing him, “Sorry to bother you. Have a nice evening.”

She backed away, and with one last wave at his direction, she turned around, leaving him drenched in the middle of the rain.

He distantly heard Morgana making a fuss in his bag, but his brain seemed not to progress the words. At least his eyes were still working; looking at the girl who walked further and further away from him.

“Do you believe in the Phantom Thieves?”

“support went to shit lmao”

“lol, ppl still like them?”

“wat do they want, anyway?”

“world-famous fail lool”

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[m0rgansux]

101. Major turn off? when u stink/bad hygiene 

102. What’s the weirdest thing a guy has done or said to try and impress you? sent me a picture of his dad sleeping

103. What’s the first thing you notice about someone when you meet them? their hair I think 

104. Do you believe in love at first sight? no I guess not

105. Best gift you ever received? my mom made me a quilt

106. Last gift you gave a friend? I gave Dominique a nice makeup gift

107. Best gift to get for someone? something they would never buy for themselves but always wanted

108. What’s the biggest surprise you’ve ever had? my mom gave me her car and I got mad because I can’t drive stickshift I know that was bratty 

109. What’s your favorite color? black

110. Least favorite color? orange or brown

111. What’s your favorite type of flower? roses

112. Who is your favorite comedian? Bo Burnham

113. Who is your favorite action star? I literally cannot think of anyone but The Rock

114. Best superhero created? Wonder Woman

115. If you had one superpower what would it be? mind reading 

116. What’s your kryptonite? ME

117. Biggest phobia? snakes

118. Favorite Disney Movie? Tangled

119. Favorite Disney character? the chicken from Moana

120. Favorite holiday? Christmas

121. What’s your best Halloween costume? Grumpy Cat got some laughs

122. What’s your favorite plot-twist? Orphan fucked me up

123. If you could do a flash-mob where would it be? somewhere weird like a yoga studio

124. What’s the coolest thing in your bedroom? ME LOL

125. If you got a tattoo where would it be? forearms

126. What’s your favorite curse word? FUCK

127. What’s your favorite board game? I can’t remember what it’s called but u ask a question everyone answers then u read the answers and have to guess who said what

128. What’s the last hobby you picked up? doing eyeshadow does that count

129. What’s the geekiest thing about you? absolutely nothing

130. What topic would you own in trivia? cats

131. What’s something you can say in another language? I can speak basic Spanish

132. What’s the weirdest word in the U.S. language? moist

133. Who is your favorite painter? I’m srry I don’t have a preference 

134. How do you feel about horoscopes? stupid as hell but I love to read them anyways 

135. What’s something you can’t be subjected to for very long? stupidity 

136. If you could make a documentary what would it be about? cats duh

137. What’s one cause you feel passionate about? cats and music

138. What is one thing in this world we need to get rid of? mean ppl :\

139. Who’s the last person you tweeted? Kate like 2 weeks ago

140. What’s the best thing about the Internet? Worst thing? I’m tired figure it out yourself 

141. What’s the greatest invention? the Internet 

142. Who is the last person you texted? Kate 

143. Who’s the last person you called? my mom

144. Have you ever had anything stolen from you? when I was in 9th grade someone stole my iPod and I cried for like 2 weeks 

145. If you could be the best in the world, at any sport, what would it be? figure skating 

146. What is your favorite sport? sleeping

147. What’s your guilty pleasure? vodka

148. What’s a skill you wish you had? I wish I could cook

149. If you could switch lives with somebody for a day who would it be? Kylie Jenner I want money

150. If you didn’t have the job you have no, what would your other profession be? I don’t have a job but uhh probably working at a pet store or vet’s office

151. Perfect activity on a rainy day? sleeping and snuggling with cats

152. Where do you go when you need to be alone? my bed

153. What would you bring on a one-way trip to mars? cats and food 

154. What time did you wake up this morning? 11

155. How long does it take for you get ready in the morning? 20 minutes

156. What’s the first thing you thought of when you woke up today? Hey! I’m not hungover!

157. What do you usually have for breakfast? nothing

158. What’s the last thing you do before bed? scroll through tumblr

159. What are you doing tomorrow? going to petsmart and homework

160. Any nicknames? not anymore

161. Any strange talents? nah I’m useless

162. What’s one thing about you people would be surprised to know? I have 12 cats that usually throws people off

163. What’s one thing you still have from your childhood? stuffed animals

164. What is the best compliment that you’ve ever received? idk compliments creep me out

165. What surprises you most about people? when they’re nice 

166. What makes you laugh no matter what? YOUTUBE POOPS

167. What’s something you can’t live without? music

168. What does creativity mean to you? Idk??? Google it 

169. What’s the most dangerous/adventurous thing you’ve done? climbed a mountain w no harness idk how I didn’t die

170. What’s one accomplishment you’re most proud of? not dying that’s not even a joke

171. Can you describe an experience you felt most nervous? I’M ALWAYS NERVOUS

172. What’s one thing you’ve always wanted to try but have never done? My mind just went blank I’m not an adventurous person srry

173. What’s one habit you wish you could break? biting my nails and scratching my head

174. What are you completely bored of in life right now? school

175. What is something that recently moved you? I saw a video about a cat on facebook

176. What’s the best advice you’ve received? I don’t listen to advice so who knows

177. What’s been the best thing about 2016? it ended

178. Do you have any life goals? no :)

179. How would you spend retirement? I don’t have any plans

180. Biggest learning experience of your life? Having anxiety 

181. Proudest moment of your life? I guess graduating high school I guess I don’t really give a shit honestly 

182. If there is one thing missing from life right now what is it? money and LOVE :\

183. What’s your biggest strength? I’m very compassionate 

184. What’s your biggest weakness? I’m a doormat and afraid of people

185. On a scale of 1 to 10 how excited about life are you right now? 1

186. What are you most excited about in life right now? nothing :)

187. What’s the best thing to happen to you this year? idk my brother and sister both came to visit 

188. What’s the best thing to happen to you this month? I got paid for cat sitting 

189. What’s the best thing to happen to you today? I wasn’t murdered 

190. What’s the best thing ever? cats 

#random #survey #random survey #part 2 #queue

[cfriday1304]

astricks r the ones i've said ok. btw this is like a rlly agressive @shitwesaid post ok

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