#i didnt expect owen to be fucking THIS MUCH

[thisfuckofagun]

watching torchwood, you guys really weren’t lying this IS the sucking and fucking show

#torchwood #of course the show is more than that #like there’s a lot going on here haha #it’s just interesting for 2006(?) #i didnt expect owen to be fucking THIS MUCH #like it’s meant to be uhhhhhh #jack who is doing that #but like winner of the most on screen stuff title goes to owen

[riotlain]

TWD crushing on (an Oblivious) Reader

YOOO WE KINDA DUMB

upset there isnt alot of twd x male reader fics that arent smut but anyways

my very select few men💀💀 i might do a part 2 i just wanted to post

THIS IS A NWLNW BLOG!! WOMEN DNI

Daryl Dixon

Our man Mr. Daryl Hiding His Emotions Dixon 🫶🫶

Its fine you didn't notice at first

He seems like he kinda hates you from how quiet he is. Quite the opposite

Being quite in love with someone who isnt a woman is kinda just like. Not processed in his mind??

He didn't know how to feel at first

But eventually he confessed to Carol about how he feels (she suspected something but anyways)

To be honest he had a plan to ask you out

But was extremely extremely hesitant

"They prolly don' even like guys" He'd say

I think both of yall are oblivious

It was a group effort to get yall together

Like all these long ass runs, leaving gifts saying it was from the other

You probably had to be the one to confess ngl

Glenn Rhee

Glenn aint too obvious. Thats what he tells himself atleast

Hes very obviously crushing on you. The only one who cant see it is you

He'd pull harmless pranks, compliment you, help you around, usually adding on a lil wink for lil extra

Yet you still didn't get it. You just thought he was being a goody good friend

Especially since its a bit hard to find any queer folk that like you around here IN FUCKING VIRGINIA/GEORGIA

"You look nice today, Y/n." *Shitty Glenn wink* "Oh thanks man!"

Your obviousness is apart of what Glenn absolutely loved about you though

It gives him time to really think out his lil confession

Which took a while but he had it down! Flowers!!

Who doesnt like flowers??

Well Glenn originally planned to give you flowers. That was until Eugene let it slip that he likes you one time💀💀

You ended up interrupting Glenn like mid confession just because you knew

Simon

Negan teases him for his obviousness

Simon would yell it to the top of his lungs if he must (he probably has to)

Always gives you any ice cream or first shot of a drink

He also always has his arm around you or is LITERALLY FLIRTING WITH YOU

You couldnt tell tho. he looked gay and homophobic to be honest.

So you just didnt say anything

Simon, running out of ideas, asked Negan for any ideas

Since its, Negan what do you expect? Something cute and romantic?? No

SHOW OFF YOUR SEXUAL PROWESS OF COURSE‼️

So with this in mind Simon approached your room with some drinks and did what he does best!

Sexual jokes about his dick and such seeing if you'd take the bait

You didn't you just got a bit flustered and laughed along

Until yknow he actually just went with the impulse and kissed you

FINALLY YOU GET THAT HES LIKE IN LOVE WITH YOU

Owen (Wolf)

The king of being either really obvious or the complete opposite

Depending on your guy's situation then heres the various ways itll go down

Owens a prisoner in Alexandria? He'll tell you nearly everything about him. Along with the fact if he gets out of there hes taking you with him!

How romantic!!

If youre apart of the Wolves then you have for sure caught his eye!

He'd do anything for you and I mean anything! Well as long as he's yknow still in control of the situation.

You cant ignore him either. He'll make as much noise as possible for you to go back to talking to him.

Owen will try to stalk you to see what you like

Or try to get that info out of you through a weird interrogation

You dont notice though. If anything youre a bit weirded out that this kinda crazy cult guy is like asking you your favorite color but anyways

Eventually in the middle of one of these investigations hes just gonna kiss you (probably quite roughly too)

"I like you. So youre mine now." "I- Ok sure??"

#simon twd x reader #twd x male reader #twd x reader #daryl dixon x male reader #daryl dixon x reader #wolf twd #owen twd #glenn rhee x male reader #glenn rhee x reader #the walking dead x reader #the walking dead x male reader

[the-blaze-empress]

For the Ask Game, 1., 2., 7., 19., 21., 41., 44., and 81.,

(hug)

1. do you know how you want the story to end when you start, or are you just stumbling through the figurative wilderness hoping to find a road?

i know where i want to end up definitely, sometimes that can change in specifics a little bit but like. the main themes and shit are always pretty set. the middle can b a bit hazy but also has the main points outlined. sometimes characters just have a few more panic attacks than expected u know how it b <3

2. talk about a notable time a narrative or character has looked you dead in the eyes and said “fuck your plan, here’s what we’re actually doing.”

PHILZA FUCKING MINECRAFT IN TAKE MY ARMS STOP FUCKING PANICKING. his reaction to quackity was WAY worse than i thought it was gonna be that it warranted an ENTIRE EXTRA CHAPTER. yeah so that happened. ALSO PHIL GETTING DISTRACTED BY THE RIBBON VENDOR. KID PLS THERES PLOT THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN I GET IT THE RIBBONS R SHINY BUT WE GOT THINGS TO ADDRESS HERE. arms!phil very much has a mind of his own

7. tell us about the plot of the first fanfic you ever wrote

oh boy time to revisit the days where i didnt know what fanfic was!! i think technically my first fanfic was. sfge fic. i had a whole canon compliant story about a pair of twins, the daughters of the girl and boy from the snow queen fariytale, one had fire powers and the other water, the water one went to the school for good and the fire one went to the school for evil. they both got into the trial by tale and watched (ohgod what were their names) bane kill the good kid from woods beyond. uh yeah i had fun working out all their gifts and stuff, i had a lot of characters planned n shit i should see if i can find the word docs for that. as per usual the middle of the fic was very. hazy in the middle

19. what are some books or authors that influenced your style the most?

BUN BUNFLORAS @bunfloras!! SUCH a big influence on both what i write and how i write most notably in finally being the one to convert me from past tense to present. oh dear can you see me? for properly introducing me to whump and kidza, both of which i adore reading AND writing. fuckin. whats her name. margaret owen is such a good writer her books are so good i love how well she worldbuilds and embeds it all so well into her stories. go read the merciful crow duology you will thank me.

21. pick a writer to co-write a book with and tell us what you’d write about.

hmmmmmm. i think bun and i could write a good book together i mean we've already cowritten tens of thousands of words sfadsgdh. looks at rune and cam. looks at their rp. looks back at this question. yeah it would be about magic and queer relationships and growth and so much fucking angst

41. what is the weirdest story idea you’ve ever had.

i have no fucking clue. i have had so many story ideas i cannot keep track of them all. good lord. lemme check my google drive. OH I KNOW. that one klance fic i wrote from the perspective of a tree <3

44. any writing advice you want to share?

i feel like saying 'just fucking do it' is cliche. but its the best advice i can give really. write for yourself even if you dont publish it, read things you like and work out what you like about it and see if you can put that in ur own writing. write FOR YOURSELF. dont write for other people it will become a chore and you will regret it. people wont enjoy reading it if ur not enjoying writing it

81. if you could go back in time and give your younger self a piece of writing advice specific to you, what would it be?

god so much. not everything has to be about romance. stop taking on so many projects with deadlines at once. stop tracking how many words u write each day. write what you want to write. its okay to stop enjoying smth ur writing

writing ask game

(hi roo love you <33)

#wisdom be uponeth ye #icarus-roo

[gayspock]

btw cant believe im doing this but im a celeb thoughts

chris moyles is like the fifth consecutive plain cracker youre eating where its really inoffensively bland except by now all the mush is building up in your gob so its getting a bit fucking irritating. the sip of water was him having owen on that was funny like

speaking of i dont care i love owen hes fucking funny. some ppl say hes a prick but hes literally done nowt but be a bit stupid and arent we all... leave him alone

boy george's crimes aside (ugh) hes also growing annoying as hell shut up

mikes sound also👍 didnt expect much from him either but love the chat, mike.

similaly i like everyone else i think im not put off yet.... shruggggg. sues funny too. developing a wee crush on jill an all.

but all of thats to say...

its babatúndé's world and we're just living in it babes. crown him now.

#Egg.txt #EXTRA funny bc hes the one ppl were like #who is he... #about the most i guess #which isfunnyyyyyy #like hes great. charming as all hell #sorry just waiting patiently for hancock ot choke on tv

[angstyjellybean]

9-1-1 Lonestar “Spring Cleaning”

✨spoilers✨

Tommi my love

Mmmmm Julius

Cinder fella

Divorce?

Yup

RIP my man Wingo

So it’s her fault he fell down the chute

I love Nancy and Marjan

Oh no what the fuck

Why would that thing have a plug wtf

COACH BOLTON

I love this family so much

He’s making this up as he goes very Judd fashion

Does Mateo have have a lady friend

MATEO AND NANCY

I DIDNT EXPECT THIS SOMEHOW

Short king

Why does he not wanna do this?

I love Carlos so much

Oh this is Catan

Fire fam game night

Why’s he’s getting so mad tf he’s the one that agreed to tell and backed out?

I feel like this is such a weird song to sing infront of your nieces to their mom

PLEASE DONT LET THEM FUCK OR KISS

FUCK THIS

“Hello husband” IVE BEEN KISSING YOUR BROTHER

TK seems so hurt about being told she’s sick of Catan

Girl don’t move behind it nooooo

Poor kids and mom fuck

God he got there fast

That smirk on the husbands face would make me wanna cause a scene too

Fuck yeah thank hell for Owen for once

Looking spiffy Wyatt

Oh he’s severely overdressed oh no

I feel like job interviews should have dress codes

Why does everyone look so mad/sad/disappointed

Knock boots they understood

Carlos resting his hands on Paul’s shoulders like a comforting father I can’t

So it is a height thing

Oh my god Paul Carlos and Marjan resting their heads together

She’s horny rn??? Bruh it’s supposed to be game night

I love how Grace just knows her husband like that

What is Juddy thinking oh lord

Not Tommi and Julius again ugh I love them independently just not as a unit

Oh shit! This moved quick what the hell

I KNEW IT

You really let her get her heart into this and YOU LEAVING

What is Judd gonna do?

Oh thank hell I thought Judd himself was gonna do something, Nevermind yes he is

They gotta stop showing me Wyatt I’m falling in love

JUDD NOOO

WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING LEAVE THEM ALONE

Fuck this

#911 lone star #911 lone star spoilers #judd ryder #tk strand #grace ryder #nancy gillian #mateo chavez #owen strand #carlos reyes #paul strickland

[narwhalandchill]

Tag game: Current

got tagged by @begaydoalchemy !! thank u !!

- Current time: 9:45 (AM for you US peeps smh)

- Current activity: finished up prefarming blades traces to 6/8/8/8. double calyx drops events is a godsend. was listening to a video essay on the bg but the favorite song section made me go listen to stiny on repeat again bc i love inflicting emotional damage on myself so i guess thats what.

- Currently thinking about: so theres this person in the hsr leaks subreddit megathread doing daily renheng insanity ponderings since blades trailer dropped and ive been just losing my mind ever since reading them. anyway i wanted everyone here to get to see them too but didnt wanna repost em bc its just kinda ehhhh to do so. here u go!! suffer with me!!! click the links theres all 3!!! (spoilery warning tho. idr how many leaks refs there are in there exactly but expect some at least)

- Current favorite song: spotify most listened to top5 currently looking like NEON by raon, kissaki by reol, wildfire, cha cha cha (we will never forgive xx swedes watch out) and stiny from KALUSH & jerry heil.

but like let me be clear the only reason reol isnt number 1 is bc the full version of the song only came out like 2 weeks ago and the earlier released shorter anime ver of kissaki is literally 7th on the list.

- Currently reading: ...i mean mostly just renheng fanfic but uhhh. i did read where the crawdads sing from delia owens (just plucked it out from the bookshelf randomly bc i was bored) a month or so back. it was neat but no like particular strong feelings abt it. it was very well written and i liked the flow of the prose a lot. also waiting for crooked kingdom to get a finnish translation bc i got six of crows in finnish and i dont do book series as mixed language sets generally. (also the translation work itself was just like an absolute fucking banger with the imagery and metaphors used like chef kiss)

- Currently watching: no particular show (last thing was when i rewatched fmab a couple months ago) going on but like. random video essays or informative stuff on yt honestly and its mostly for bg noise.

- Current favorite character: gee i wonder. dan heng (past editions included), blade, (big gap here bc i tunnel vision on characters), bailu, luocha, jing yuan i think for specific ones from hsr for now. am looking out for jingliu and fu xuan too i need to study them. in genshin its like. yeah its mr childe ajax tartaglia all the way but i kinda just havent been feeling it for the game much so eh. tighnari, kazuha up there too n arlecchino obvi.

- Current WIPS: what kind of productive person do you take me for??? ig i like. opened word this week to type out some random passage drafts for a ficlet type thing relating to the post i made a while back abt belobogs temperatures wrt dan hengs potential terrible, horrible, no good, very bad scalie time with it but do Not expect any results from that or anything i s2g. ive finished one fic in my life and that was half poetry half madness full one sitting and be done with it type deal

im sorry i have no idea who to tag so like. anyone who wants to do it feel free, mutuals or followers!!! :]

#rambles #this was my first tag game thing ever would u believe. it was fun :]

[droidmom]

i know horror isn’t the best genre for healthy/happy rep, but i’m so blown away bly manor’s main love story was focused on two lesbians who were so beautifully in love??????? i’m just ;u; 

#bly manor tag #haunting of hill house was also rad with its gays! but! there was so much more focus on them here and im just !!! #esp bc i didnt go into it expecting rep #obvs u see jamie and any lesbian kNOWS she's queer coded but [thinking emojie] is she really? #and thNE #femme.. . rep.... . with a comp het background that's done sO so so well and not just like. biphobic j;klsfkldj #aND THEN THEY FALL IN LOVE #AND EVEN THOUGH THINGS CAN'T BE PERFECT IN HORROR THEY'RE STILL PART OF EACH OTHER #like personally i love rep that's got conflict and stuff idc abt pure uwu healthy happy rep but their relationship was so. #so healthy n beautiful bc of them sticking with each other through it all whiCH HELPED THE REST FUCKING OBLITERATE ME #im still sobbin lads #(from this from the foudn family from owen n hannah from everythin g ) #obvs as i said. horror is not happy. do not go into this hoping for a happy ever after. but all things considered?? the ending was amazing #for their relationship in the best way it could be in this genre/their world #bly manor spoilers

[omnivorousshipper]

Afterwards- F9 Fic

Mia glared at Dom, who stood across from her on the other side of her kitchen

"We're going, Dom." She told him firmly

It was late when she had called him and told him to come over. She needed to talk to him urgently and she didn't care what time it was.

"No."

Mia grinded her teeth even more. "Dom, I swear-"

"He messed up. I'm not giving him a second chance."

"Are you kidding me?!" Mia hissed. She desperately wanted to scream and get into his face but not when her kids were sleeping upstairs. And she knew Brian was awake upstairs, keeping an ear on them just in case something happened. "He's been out of our lives for years, comes back and now you want to throw him out again?"

"He only came back into our lives for the Ares device."

"I don't care!" Mia snarled back. "He's our brother and I don't want to lose him again!"

She watched as Dom's emotionless mask started to weaken

"It's not that simple-" he began

"It's not? Why isn't it?" She snapped

Dom glared at her but stayed silent

Shaking her head, Mia felt tired. They had been having this fight for years and it never went anywhere. But this time, Mia was going to force Dom to go with her to see Jakob

"I know where he is. He's been giving me updates after what happened. We should go see him."

"Go without me." Dom grunted

"Dom." She sighed. "I want him back. I want him to meet my kids, I want them to know they have another uncle. Don't you want Little Brian to have the same?"

Dom looked away from her before turning his back on her

"We'll leave in the morning." He said over his shoulder and left

Stunned, Mia listened as his car peeled out of the driveway and down the street

---

Stretching, Jakob yawned loudly as warm rays of sunlight streamed into the luxurious beach house he had rented. Outside the window, he could hear the soft crashing of waves and birds singing

Smiling softly, he turned his face away from the beautiful sight outside and looked down at the one next to him

Owen was still sleeping peacefully next to him, face shoved into a pillow so the sunlight wouldn't bother him. The sheet was tangled around his feet and he was wearing sleep pants with dogs on them

Reaching down, Jakob combed a hand through Owen's much longer hair and chuckled at the sleepy grumble the other man made

"Get up, Owen. I'll go make breakfast."

He only got a groan in response as he slid out of bed and out of the bedroom. He knew he'd be coming back in to wake Owen up, probably having to physically get him out of the bed

Tying his robe loosely around his waist, Jakob walked towards the fully stalked kitchen. But stopped when he heard the doorbell

His hand immediately went for one of the extra guns he had hidden around the house. You could never be too sure when one of your enemies were going to come knocking

Slowly, Jakob made his way towards the door and used the peephole to look out

"The fuck are they doing here?" Jakob hissed and pocketed the gun. They would see it, but he didnt really care all that much. Swinging the door open, Jakob glared out at his brother and sister

Mia gave him a tentative smile while Dom tried to give a neutral expression

"Hi, Jakob." Mia said softly and took a step forward

Jakob didn't hesitate to open his arms for his little sister and couldn't believe how big she was. When he had left, she had been a little girl, just barely in her teens. Now, she was an adult, with a family and husband

He wished he hadn't missed so much of his sister's life

"What are you doing here?" He asked wheb she finally pulled away

"We wanted to talk." Mia looked up at him sadly. "Our family shouldn't be split up like this."

Jakob glanced at Dom and could see the warring emotions in his eyes. Squaring his shoulders, Jakob nodded

There wouldn't be any harm in talking to them

Opening the door more, he motioned them to enter. Shutting it behind them, he opened his mouth to say something before a thought slammed into him

Owen

"Give me a second." He grunted and walked away before either could say anything

Speed walking down the hallway, Jakob let out a breath of relief when he saw Owen still asleep. Quietly, Jakob approached the sleeping Shaw

"Owen." He whispered and gently shook his shoulder

"Nnngh." Owen moaned

"Owen, I need you to stay in here until I tell you. I have a business meeting right now and they don't know you're here."

The other man only shoved his face deeper into the pillow. Shaking his head, Jakob rolled his eyes and left him to sleep. Locking the door behind him, he only hoped Owen would get the message

He didn't need his brother and sister learning he was gay. Not like this at least

Stepping back into the main living area, he saw Mia sitting on the kitchen and Dom standing by a large window. Glancing between them, Jakob wasn't sure what to say

"I think," Mia spoke up. "We need to talk about what happened to Dad."

Jakob clenched his jaw and refused to look over at Dom. He had already explained his side of the story

"Why was he in debt?"

Blinking, Jakob was surprised Dom had willingly spoken up and had asked a question rather than start accusing him

"Gambling debts." Jakob told them. "He never had any luck but was convinced he would win big and pay it all back. He never did."

"And the race?" Mia asked quietly, almost as if she didn't want the answer

"The men he owned money to were betting against him. Told him he could pay a lot of it back by losing the race."

He saw the grief in both of their faces as he explained. No doubt they wished they could have helped their dad so he didn't have to resort to such measures

"Sounds just like my da."

Jakob's eyes went wide as he heard the suave voice behind him. He could see the equally shocked looks on his siblings faces

"What are you doing here, Shaw?" Dom growled

Jakob's eyes widened. How did Dom know Owen? Looking over his shoulder, Jakob didn't enjoy seeing the mischievous glint in Owen's eyes. The other man smirked at him as he walked further into the living room, still shirtless

"Was enjoying a nice vacation," Owen drawled and draped and arm over Jakob's shoulders. Without thinking, Jakob wrapped an arm around Owen. "Wasn't expecting company."

"They came unannounced." Jakob said, looking between the three

"Jakob, how do you know him?" Mia's face was so soft, Jakob almost didn't hear the hint of anger underneath it

"We shag occasionally." Owen shrugged

"Owen!" Jakob hissed and glared at him, but the smaller man only smiled up at him sweetly. Letting out a huff of frustration, Jakob looked back at Dom and Mia. "Look, this isn't how I wanted to tell you guys-"

"That you're sleeping with the guy who kidnapped me?" Mia snapped

"-that I'm gay." Jakob finished at the same time and stared at Mia, who stared back at him just as shocked

Before he could even ask for an explanation to that, a thundercloud of anger passed over Mia's face. Instinctively, Jakob tightened his arm around Owen

"What the hell, Dom?!" Mia screeched and stormed up to their older brother. "Did you really kick him out because he's gay?!"

Dom looked as if he was slapped as his mouth hung open and he made an odd grunting noise. This didn't appease Mia as she got into his space and shoved at his shoulder

"Did you actually throw him out because of Dad or because of who he's attracted to? I thought you were better than that!"

"I didn't know he was gay!" Dom finally snapped

Jakob could only stare as Mia continued to lay into Dom. After a minute, he felt Owen slip out of his grip

"Im going to take a shower. Come get me when they leave." Owen whispered in his ear before sauntering out of the room and leaving Jakob to deal with the mess

#f9 #jakob toretto #mia toretto #dom toretto #owen shaw #omni writes #fanfic #my fanfic #f9 spoiler #f9 spoilers

[courtney-deserved-better]

my opinion on td finalists

spoiler alert, im not a fan of most

TDI: Owen & Gwen

uh I personally don’t like either of these guys for finalists. gwen did do a lot but there were so many times where she just acted so apathetic I was like why?? are you still here?? and as for owen... I didnt like him as a character for a Long Time and he's growing on me but he just doesnt seem like finale material

I think a duncan versus leshawna finale would've been super fun to watch. especially if they teamed up to take down heather in the semifinal. those two had such a fun dynamic, especially in the triathlon episode, that I think taking it to the finale would've been fantastic. also leshawna deserved to win that season and you cannot change my mind

TDA: Duncan & Beth

duncan, while not my first choice, I can see making it through to the finale this season. but beth?? no. im sorry but shes just too much of a side character and is canonically fake nice and annoys everyone else so it doesn’t really make sense

an interesting finale would’ve been duncan versus courtney considering how volatile their relationship was this season. however, bc courtney was kinda awful to duncan, I dont think she deserves to win this season. it would be cool if there was one ending where their votes tied and they made up and decided to split the money but that just feels too tame, both for a finale and for their dynamic

harold versus duncan could be interesting, but because duncan tends to bully harold, I dont think his win would be fair in this situation. I think lindsay versus harold would be the best, as this season is about lindsay learning to take charge and come up with strategies, and while he can be off-putting and occasionally condescending, I think harold has a lot of useful skills that could really flourish in the finale

TDWT: Heather & Alejandro

while I dont ship them at all, I truly dont think there could've been a more satisfying final two. we’ve had their rivalry build up from day one, they have a ton of good songs together, it really completes heather’s arc of antagonist to antihero to protagonist. heather winning is the best ending in my mind, but I like  alejandro winning too. the only problem I have with his ending is that it only happened because heather threw in the wrong dummy-- I think it would’ve been more clever for him to have switched them or something like that

ive been thinking about some other final twos that I think would be interesting, though unable to top the canon one imo. gwen versus courtney would be really cool because of the friends turned enemies thing-- I think it would be interesting for courtney to be put in danger and gwen has a choice of saving her or going for the money and she save courtney before apologizing again (maybe dumping duncan) and the two make up and split the money. 

though I don’t really enjoy either as characters mostly due to their writing, cody and sierra would be an interesting final two. maybe cody finally stands up to sierra, or sierra struggles with wanting to be the winner of total drama or helping the boy she likes win. it definitely wouldn't be as good as the canon two but there would be a lot of clashing dynamics at play that'd be fun to explore

TDROTI: Lightning & Cameron

admittedly, I don’t remember too much from this season, but it really felt like these two kind of coasted by. I never found lightning to be a particularly compelling character and thought it weird how he suddenly went from dumb jock to evil jock in the last episode or two. cameron really felt like he was just carried through the season, similarly to beth, though I dont have as much as an issue with him winning. I dont think it was a bad finale, per se, I just think if those were the final two they should've been written better from the start

seeing as how jo really played the game and went all in, I think she would’ve been a great finalist. it would’ve been interesting to see her versus (commando?) zoey though im not the biggest zoey fan. I think a jo versus lightning finale could actually work (or brick) though if there was a jo versus cameron finale, I couldn't see him logically winning bc jo would just destroy him

TDAS: Mike & Zoey

*BIG FUCKING INHALE* no. just no. im probably not gonna say anything that’s not already been said so ill keep it short. bland, mal writing bad, have someone who's been in the game for 3 previous seasons instead of  1 make it to the ALL STARS FINALE. jfc.

you know what would’ve been an interesting finale? gwen versus courtney. they both said they wanted to reach the final two with the other one, so maybe they do! maybe they start to struggle with their friendship because of courtney’s competitive streak! maybe one of their helpers is duncan and that causes strife between them! maybe they become enemies again and don’t make up until the finale! maybe they decide to split the money! idk! it would've had a hell of a  lot more flavor than what we got

TDPI: Shawn & Sky

I don’t really have an issue with either of these characters making it to the finale. they’re compelling, worked hard, and have distinct goals. I would’ve liked to see jasmine in the finale but I'd be cool replacing either one with her: jasmine and shawn having to compete against one another would be an interesting relationship hurdle and sky versus jasmine would've been cool because they’re both very athletic and it would’ve been the first f vs f total drama finale (we've had m vs f and m vs m but no all-girl finales...)

TDRR: Surfer Dudes & Police Cadets

Again, I don’t really have an issue with this finale. I really like how Sanders and MacArthur both work hard in their own ways and have to learn how to work together (MacArthur breaking Sanders’ arm and realizing that she can negatively affect her partner and also that Sanders is super tough was a GREAT arc). I know there’s been some contention about the Surfer Dudes being eliminated and then coming back so late in the game, but it made sense to me. They chose to lose because they felt that they owed it to Devin and Carrie, and that choice paid off when Devin and Carrie called in a replacement team. I doubt the surfers expected that to happen, they were just trying to be fair, but that kindness was rewarded in a big way which I think was sweet, especially  considering how much of a hot mess this show can be. 

I gotta say, this does kinda remind me of the TDI finale, with the villain (heather/ice dancers) getting eliminated third, and their rival (gwen/police cadets) making it to the finale with the fun guy (owen/surfer dudes). The reason I like the Surfer Dudes as finalists more than Owen is that I felt they put in more effort during challenges and had more of an arc (with Josee’s mind games ending up bonding them as a team after strife, choosing to be eliminated for the sake of fairness, etc). 

Speaking of Owen, it’s kind of ironic that if I had to replace a team in the finale, I would replace the surfer dudes with the reality tv pros. they’re my favorite team and I think it wouldve been great for them to really live up to their name. I think it also would've been funny for the ice dancers to be so focused on their rivalry with the cadets that the pros just completely go under their radar until its the final three and the ice dancers are like “oh crap they’re PROS why haven't we been trying to destroy them??”

I also wouldn't mind replacing the surfer dudes with the sisters. I know emma gets a lot of hate (mostly because of nemma which I only like platonically) but I actually like her as a character (when she wasn’t being obsessive) and I think she and kitty were a great team that had a good arc of learning to work together. I also think it would be really interesting because for the final three they would all have rivalries with one another: the police cadets and the ice dancers (obvious) the ice dancers and the sisters (josee messed with them in at least 2 challenges) and the sister and the police cadets (kitty and macarthur’s game/road rage was hilarious)

#total drama #td #tdi #tda #tdwt #tdroti #roti #tdas #tdpi #tdrr #total drama island #total drama action #total drama world tour #total drama revenge of the island #revenge of the island #total drama all stars #total drama pahkitew island #pahkitew island #total drama ridonculous race #ridonculous race #total drama presents: the ridonculous race

[cattles-bians]

the damie vibecca exes au part 22: big wedding finale

post directory

em:

[link]

obsetress: viola lloyd energy

obsetress: um vi saying that star wars meme rebecca “you’re kidding right”

obsetress: “viola you’re kidding right”

em: notorious wife guy viola lloyd

obsetress: sometimes i think about her and rebecca getting married and cry a little

em: (choking up) yeah

em: viola's dumb face

em: bec’s dumb face

em: isabel maid of honor

obsetress: they both walk down the aisle but vi walks first and she starts crying when she sees becs

obsetress: ISABEL MAID OF HONOR

em: jamie loses the ring

obsetress: dani finds it and of course, they all think, dani clayton somehow still gets to be the Big Hero at viola lloyd’s wedding

em: owen is smashed and goes up to do a speech and everyone Braces themselves

em: but then he’s very sweet and short and to the point

em: dani on the other hand has a whole stack of palm cards

obsetress: GOD can you IMAGINE dani’s speech

obsetress: oh fuck then um

obsetress: everyone’s eating laughing minding their business and then there’s like the sound of silverware on champagne glass and nervous throat clearing and jamie’s standing up unprompted

em: OH

em: she makes a halfhearted sorta

em: now i’m just riffing image me and you

em: but she’s mumbles like unaccustomed as i am to public speaking or something

obsetress: omg baby

em: but then she gets into her groove n ends up actually doing v well

obsetress: dani is so starry eyed staring up at her and just squeezes her hand

obsetress: viola cries

em: viola has never cried so much in her LIFE

em: ‘actually doing well’ bold to imply jamie doesn’t crush at storytelling

obsetress: but like no one expects her to give a speech at vi’s wedding so i think that’s fair tbh

em: danis like (nudges) don’t be mean

em: but jamies like

em: you make two people who are v important to me very happy so…

em: (and she does that frowny thing and sighs at her shoes and she’s like) and i guess im glad i get to know you too. you’re pretty alright

em: god not to

em: torn between um. jamie loves an excuse to dress up and be a sexy lesbian heartthrob and also

em: as soon as jamie gets the opportunity to change she Does

em: would dani and jamie fuck at floras wedding? i don’t… know? do they fuck at viola and rebeccas wedding? oh no question

obsetress: njdkdkdkkfkfifk YEAH

obsetress: dani immediately tugging jamie away before the first dance is even over and jamie’s like “but babe, it’s the first—“ and dani’s giving her a look and then jamie just shuts up and GRINS

em: i think viola would be insulted if they DIDNT

obsetress: she second they slink back in viola’s giving them a look from across the room

obsetress: jamie catches her eye first and turns bright red

obsetress: vi just smirks and nods

em: Big Blush Jamie Taylor my beloved

em: theyre doing the first dance and becs and viola rest their heads together and its really sweet from the outside looking in and becs is like 'theyve run off to fuck havent they'

em: 'without a doubt'

obsetress: holy shit i’m obsessed w this

obsetress: becs is like “you think they went for the bathroom or the broom cupboard”

obsetress: and viola’s like “jamie would want the cupboard. dani would want the bathroom—cupboard’s too dark and she’ll want to see jamie’s face when she...”

obsetress: and becs is like “so they’re in the bathroom then?”

obsetress: and vi’s like “100%”

em: thinking about viola not even wearing white shes probably wearing like. this extravagant um

em: i mean extravagant is a given

em: like that fabric where the waft and the weave are different colours so it kinda changes colour??

em: shimmery

em: distracted from damie fucking w textiles

obsetress: omg that’s like um

obsetress: have you seen actual color photos of the viola dress because [link]

em: that shits

em: whats the word

em: that thing pearls do

em: im Struggling here

[em note: the word was opalescence]

obsetress: RIGHT but in some light it’s like. a light green? wild to me

em: yeah....

em: dani drunk ass crying: god our exes are so beautiful

obsetress: god i love her

em: they absolutely slip away a second time but dani keeps getting distracted by how happy she is for viola and becs ajhfkskf;jgk;sd

em: when they throw the bouquet damie are conspiring to make sure owen and hannah grab it but little do they know owen and hannah are conspiring to make sure damie get it

obsetress: WHAT HAPPENS!

em: its eddie and his boyfriend

obsetress: just out of nowhere eddie’s hand snakes between dani and hannah (both of whom are waiting for the other to go for it) and grabs it

obsetress: viola popping off to dani later about letting that silly little twink catch the bouquet

obsetress: “i don’t think you know what that word means, vi, eddie’s not a (lowers voice) twink, he’s more of an otter, really”

em: can we NOT discuss eddies body hair at My Wedding

em: rebecca's just like

em: hums into her glass and raises her eyebrows thoughtfully (she and eddie work at the same law firm)

obsetress: meanwhile jamie’s over at the bar awkwardly bumping into arthur

em: ok so i know jamie getting railed by viola is Not Canon if anyone asks [em note: i could edit these out but its funnier when i dont] (but its canon to me) but how are the odds the last time jamie saw arthur was when she was. doing yard work

em: jamie rotating through all her Bloke Conversation Topics like cars? u like cars? the foo fighters?

obsetress: literally tho i was trying to think of a snarky if beleaguered comment for arthur to make

obsetress: he’s like “you were... helping with our landscaping”

“i, uh... i was, yeah”

“years ago”

“mmhm”

“and now you’re... here”

“i am”

“at my ex-wife’s second wedding”

“(nervous throat clearing)”

obsetress: perdita swooping in and looping her arm around arthur’s, nodding “jamie” and jamie’s like “perdita” but her voice cracks

em: hgjhmbjhMBKFAF FUCK

obsetress: arthur looking between the two of them, confused

em: here lies arthur

obsetress: viola across the room looking between the three of them, eyes narrowed

obsetress: “hold my drink?” and she’s handing rebecca her champagne and then suddenly jamie feels a cool hand on the small of her back and arthur’s going pale and perdita’s clenching her teeth

obsetress: (choosing to believe this is perdi and arthur’s first public outing together as a couple tbh)

em: viola leans into jamie like i wouldnt be super mad if perdita made a scene and embarrassed herself but not for a couple hours

em: jamies like fucking goddammit why do i always get caught up in their powerplay bullshit

obsetress: five seconds later she’s sighing to herself as she gets perdita another drink

em: perdi doesnt embarrass herself SUPER massively she just. drinks too much and passes out on the couch for the rest of the night

em: danis like. well u and viola seem to be getting on. and jamies like 'again, its her wedding dani...' and danis like naw i think u like her

obsetress: jamie turns bright red but can’t bring herself to argue

em: which is maybe the ideal outcome for one mrs viola willoughby jessel

em: dani dares eddie to flirt w arthur

em: dani and eddie wlw mlm bestie solidarity

em: i love dani being up to mischief its my fave thing

obsetress: small crimes

obsetress: silly crimes

obsetress: dani has one too many glasses of champagne, but she just gets giggly and more daring

obsetress: (and she’s already pretty daring lbr)

em: (i hear shes braver than ppl think)

obsetress: i WILL cry!

obsetress: after the first dance vi and becca are still dancing and then jamie’s tapping rebecca’s shoulder and is like “may i cut in” a lil flushed and rebecca raises an eyebrow and jamie very seriously raises both back and becca’s like “by all means” and jamie is still very seriously putting a hand on vi’s waist even from five inches shorter

em: PLEASE

obsetress: (she explains to becca later that dani dared her and she couldn’t exactly say no, could she??)

em: s c r e a m s

obsetress: dani, very clearly, 20 min earlier: you don’t have to do it, okay? okay. but. i dare you to dance with vi. just... go and cut in. right now. but only if you—

em: viola: will you lead or shall i

em: jamie: ...i... im leading

em: viola: (tuts knowingly)

em: viola: of course you are

em: a dare is a dare!! jamie aint no chicken

obsetress: vi sliding her arms around jamie’s neck and smirking, twirling a finger into her curls

obsetress: dani standing over to the side and drooling, probably

em: tryna find a meme just a second

em: jamie asking viola

em: and if danis a lil more handsey than usual after... well...

obsetress: well!

obsetress: lbr dani’s trying to drag her away a third time and jamie’s like “dani, vi’s literally... she’s watching us right now...”

“don’t worry about her, jamie, please”

em: dani opens her mouth like 'well, if you think about it, im reclaiming weddings as-' and jamies like. ur terrible at bullshitting but ur cute

em: again, viola would be insulted if they Didnt,

obsetress: dani also dances with vi at some point and it’s actually very sweet and dani kisses her cheek and tells her she’s proud of her and then they’re just laughing and dancing and whatever

obsetress: but then y’know.

obsetress: the night’s getting on and they’re both a lil tipsy and then they’re dancing a lil close and they’re laughing about it but when dani makes her way back to jamie after, jamie’s just.

obsetress: like honestly it’s excessive at this point and more than a little self indulgent but

obsetress: this time jamie’s dragging her away to some hallway and pushing her up against the wall and kissing her

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obsetress: related but not immediately related but i was thinking today abt

obsetress: stepmom rebecca

obsetress: idk why i didn't think of it sooner but

em: oh

obsetress: right?????????????

em: delicious…

obsetress: like we've talked about how much becs loves isabel etc etc but

obsetress: just hits different

obsetress: then i was like it's interesting because technically in flora and her two moms dani is a stepmom but i would never in a million years consider her that, she's just flora's other mom, and that's how they all contextualize it too

obsetress: but beccs? a whole Stepmom

em: is it possible for some media frame of reference for mom vs A Whole Step Mom bc i feel like this is v wholesome but i dont Quite understand

em: it’s not you it’s me

obsetress: not even i just like

obsetress: idk how to explain it but it's one of those nuances in my head

obsetress: like dani is just flora's mom but rebecca

obsetress: she was made to marry someone's mom and immediately step into the role of co-parent and be fucking great at it

obsetress: if that makes sense?

em: i’m thinking abt isabel (when she’s still smallish) riding on beccs shoulders

obsetress: oh

obsetress: "mommy! i'm as tall as you now!" and viola just beams over at her

#well! thats it folks #i mean lbr we will probably riff on it still but this feels like a good place to end for now #thank u for indulging me #thanks u for indulging us #the dani jamie viola rebecca exes au

[literalite]

ok dont mind me im gonna keep talking

i dont understand the abby hate? like i get it she kills joel but also joel basically nuked the one chance of a “normal world” again AND killed her dad like... what did u expect was gonna happen. AND basically caused the implosion of the fireflies the only stable kind of society she knew.. you see how much the fireflies mean to her by the end like shes nearly crying over that radio

tldr im not condoning her revenge quest but doesnt ellie embark on basically the same thing? so essentially we have two quite similar minds pitted against each other. if you hated abby then you should by default also hate ellie

ive also seen complaints about how ellie seems ooc and damn were you not looking at the same game... her actions 100% make sense. she was raised by joel. yes she is going to be violent? ppl seem upset its not a cottagecore uwu game and like idk what to tell you man its the zombie apocalypse and most of these npcs actively want you dead. you commit acts of violence, acts of violence are committed against you. it’s just how it is. if u wanted everyone to skip out of the game alive and well and into the sunset then idk man go back to stardew valley or smth

“you only need three fingers” ha ha foreshadowing i see you

one of the kind of sticking points for me was the deadnaming and the slurs like its completely unneeded. d slur didnt need to happen, we got the point of the argument, and the deadnaming felt more like a punch to the gut and for what? you can write something about a trans person and never have to use their deadname. ive done it before, multiple times, idk why they couldnt do it. kind of lazy writing. they couldve just have kept calling him the apostate or smth

another thing is jesse’s death? it felt really rushed and random but i guess thats the reality of the situation. people die for no reason at all. if it had been ellie running in through that side of the door then she’d be dead. it just felt a bit sudden i guess. i liked jesse

fuck owen

idk i think that covers everything would love to hear other ppls opinions

EDIT WAIT: ok but can we talk about tommys plot armour in this game like that was thick as hell... dude gets captured, hit with a hammer?, hunted thru the city, thrown into the sea and SHOT IN THE HEAD and survives it... like literally how the fuck-

#seph.txt #tlou2 #tlou2 spoilers

[saprophetic]

I. May have developed feels for Maul and his backstory, and as a result have an au in my mind where he doesng die, he survives and hides and thinks he'll always be alone but one day, running around and hiding on a far away planet he scarcely knows the name of, he finds a standoffish little alien child who scratches and bites and throws tempers and he just. "You're mine now, you annoying little shit." And he's not alone anymore. Then Obi-Wan finds him and they become space dads of a gremlin child

ASSUMING you havent seen the clone wars or star wars: rebels you should absolutely do that because theres a lot of really good maul content specifically the fact that twice (twice!!) he tries to get a kid to be his apprentice and neither time does he treat them the way sidious treated him. and he also has his brother as his apprentice but other than like a one time "no really, im in charge" tiff he also... doesnt treat savage the way sidious treated him

so now im just incredibly emotional thinking about maul wanting to do right by this scrappy little kid whos probably so angry and traumatized because he knows what its like!! he knows what its like and he wants to make sure this kid has a better life than he does. and obi-wan is dilf shaped like canonically and he would also want to make sure that this kid didnt grow up with the same issues HE did (which is canon, thats what he did with anakin) and im just

this angry bitey kid didnt know what they were getting into when they chipped their tooth trying to bite mauls leg (they werent expecting metal) but damned if they dont have two traumatized dads trying their best to make sure they have a better happier life (well. happier all things considered, since this would have to take place like... early empire days and both maul and obi-wan know whats coming) and GOD... in this au obi-wan and maul are ALSO raising luke because FUCK owen lars i hate that bitch if maul ever found out the way owen treated him........ oh boy. so like. they just. are dads. god.

so maul like has this KID that he found and is raising and then somehow he runs into obi-wan and they like dont kill each other because maul is like "dude im not gonna fight you ive got a kid to take care of" and obi-wan wants to like make sure maul is a fit parent and he sees that he IS and then they fall in LOVE and then maul finds out about what a colossal piece of shit (sorry, forgot this was star wars - bantha poodoo) owen is and so he goes and he maybe kidnaps luke?? obi-wan is a little afraid to ask how that happened and owen absolutely refuses to even open the door to talk to him. and they raise these kids somewhere NOT on tattooine. maybe on alderaan so luke can be with his sister.

much to think about. thank you.

#long post #boy i sure do have autism huh #asks

[rosenburg-lia]

What Does One Even Do?

WHAT? —  Lia has Vanessa over to discuss her situation.

WHEN? —   saturday night, april 4th

TRIGGERS? —  pregnancy

FEATURING —  Vanessa Montgomery ( @thevmontgomery ) mentions of Drew Torres and Tori Santamaria

lia: I cant be a mom, I barely even know how to take care of myself. One of the thoughts that swirled through Lias brain over the last hour. Still sat on the side of the bathtub, the pregnancy test laid on the sink. Her elbow resting on her knee as her focused trained on a specific spot on the floor. Her only move since she had seen the test was to grab her phone and text Vanessa. How the fuck does one even begin to take care of a kid? Taking a deep breath as she stood on shaky legs, collecting the test and her phone as she walked out of the bathroom. She couldnt even grab her usual vices to deal with the anxiety raking her body. Her body felt almost empty, her mind filled to the brim, but as she sat on the couch, wrapping herself in a ball, her hands instinctively fell to her stomach.

Vanessa: It was like her mind got a jump start reading Lia's message. Most of her messages went unnoticed, read, but unnoticed. There wasn't any reason she felt the need to see or speak to everyone all things considering, but Vanessa couldn't leave Lia at a time like this. Vanessa remembered going through all this alone. She remembered staring at the test, having no idea who to call and sitting in a dark room for days by herself. Vanessa wasn't going to let Lia go through that. As soon as she reached Luke and Lia's apartment, she moved straight through the house, finding Lia immediately and wrapping her arms around the girl. Was it for her comfort or the other girl's? It didn't matter, they both needed someone right now.

lia: she allowed herself to be engulfed by vanessa. the tears already falling from her eyes as she felt her arms around her. "I fucked up V," She choked out, "I cant be a mom," She spoke, glancing up to meet her gaze. She was grateful she had Vanessa in her life, even in whatever drama she was going through that made her leave town, she was still there when Lia needed her. But it would take some time for Lia, nothing was processing just feeling like facts floating through the air.

Vanessa: "you didn't fuck up, Lia," vanessa replied softly. it was all flushing back to her remembering this moment for herself. distraught on the floor feeling time collapsing. vanessa rubbed her friend's back, trying to provide whatever comfort she could bring. "we're going to get through this okay? together, i'm not going to let you do this alone."

liaa: "yea i did," She mumbled, her mind flashing through the memories of what shed done. Her night with Drew, telling Tori and subsequently losing her for now, and now this. "I cant let you say that without knowing the whole story," She sighed running her fingers through her hair. "The father is Drew," She spoke softly, "And I dont know what the fuck to do.."

Vanessa: it took everything in vanessa to pull herself together. she took a deep breath, "look, drew is an idiot, but he's gone through this before and i promise you he's going to do the right thing when you tell him, but i'm telling you you're going to have to tell him. you'll regret it for the rest of your life if you don't." she paused, feeling a little choked up about her own situation. vanessa stood up, and grabbing her friend's hand to sit on the tub rail. "we're going to go to the doctor and confirm how far along you are, but listen no impulsive thinking, no drinking, no smoking, no sleeping around, /nothing/."

liaa: her brows scrunched together at vanessas words, "What do you mean hes been through this before?" A sigh as she listened to her words, "I know, I plan on telling him. I will tell him," She paused before mumbling out, "eventually," Her eyes meeting vanessas as she spoke, nodding with her words, "I know, Im really sad too because I picked up a nice eighth," She chuckled, "Kidding...sort of," She sighed, "Im not sleeping around V, I never really have. Im taking this seriously, gonna read all the books and articles. Figure out my choices,"

liaa: "I dont even want to think about how Ill look pregnant, let alone if I have a kid," She spoke, "But I need to know everything, ya know?"

Vanessa: looked down, knowing she had to tell Lia eventually, after all that was the whole reason she came here. "At the end of Freshman year, I found out I was pregnant. He was there for me like with everything. He drove me to all my doctors appointments, let me stay over his place whenever my father got too much, even went on 2 am runs for me to get chinese and crap. And god, did that boy love my son with all his heart," she paused, her voice growing a little weak, but forcing some strength once she looked back to Lia. "He did right by me and he didn't even have to. With you, he's gonna give you and that baby the world if you let him," Vanessa explained. "We don't have to worry about any of that right now. What we need to worry about is you."

liaa: Her eyes widened, but she stayed silent, her brain did not however. The dots connecting in her head when Drew would disappear at times, realizing it was to go visit vanessa, to support her. A fond smile coming to her face as she thought about the boy, even as a best friend, he had been in dad mode from the jump. A part of her feeling warm knowing he wouldnt shove her away, or at least she hoped. "Im scared. Not worried, or nervous. But scared," She spoke, "Its terrifying to know that this has been growing in me, that someone is in there. Not just my organs anymore. I cant just go buckwild when I want because I want. My whole life is getting twisted V,"

Vanessa: "Come on, Li," Vanessa spoke softly. She wasn't going to let her friend be down on herself. She offered her hand out, "I'm gonna do for you what I wish someone would have done for me." Vanessa walked slowly, leading the girl back towards Lia's room and guiding her towards her bed. "Get in. Right now it's the size of a lima-bean at best. All this worrying is going to hurt you more than worrying will hurt the bean."

liaa: She smiled softly, taking her hand, following her through the apartment to her room. "V, its not my place, but did everyone know about your pregnancy? Or just drew?" She asked, "I dont think I want everybody, even the close ones, knowing," pulling the covers of her bed up, curling into them as she laid in the bed. "Ive grown up on worry, I think I can survive,"

Vanessa: pulled out her phone, her home screen showing a photo of Rocky and Vanessa sitting by a Christmas tree with matching smiles that took up their whole faces. "Drew's the only person who knew he was my son for a really long time, like almost three years now. Everyone else just assumed he was my little brother," she explained. "You only have to tell who you want to. I didn't even tell the father until a few months ago. Everyone isn't entitled to your life," she added. Vanessa laid in bed besides her friend, hoping that she was somehow helping. "You've gotta more than survive now."

liaa: Lia smiled as she saw the photo, "Hes adorable V," Listening as Vanessa spoke, her heart warming at the thought of Drew and Rocky interacting. "Im sure youre a great mom," She spoke softly, "Is Dallas the dad? Or did timelines overlap?" She asked, raising a brow, her tone void of all judgment and just interested in the part of her best friend she didnt know. "Why did it have to be Drew? Why couldnt it be Owen or Luke? Did God just wanna send a big fuck you my way? Want to ruin my relationship with Tori?" She sighed, "Or was it karma for not being honest with T from the gun? About everything.."

Vanessa: 's head dropped. She wasn't going to worry Lia about everything going her tragic motherhood. She wasn't a great mother, but that wasn't something she wanted to get into now. "Overlap," Vanessa said lowly. "Hence, me not telling the father until just a while ago." She knew it was wrong and saying it out loud made it all sound ghetto and fucked up, but that was her life. "Drew is not the worst person to have as your baby's father. Luke and Owen are not promised to step up, Drew will," Vanessa explained. "Have you told Tor he's the father yet?"

liaa: She nodded, "Thats fair, and at least you didnt have to lie to someone and or tell them you were wrong or something," She shrugged, "I didnt say he was, thats the issue. Hes perfect, the type to step up and actually support your decisions," She scoffed lightly, "She didnt even hear me out about sleeping with him, I dont think i can ever tell her im pregnant V," Looking at her friend with sad eyes, "It was like she was looking through me after I said it. I dont ever wanna see that look from her again,"

Vanessa: "I don't really wanna talk about Rocky's father if that's okay with you," Vanessa replied, not going too much into the subject. Her son was a sore spot for Vanessa, but the father situation was a whole different kind of pain. "Lia... You don't have to have this baby, you know that right?" Vanessa replied, her words slow so they could actually sink in. "I'm not on anyone's side! But you did sleep with her ex, you couldn't have expected her to just be calm and take that news like a champ. There's very few exes she cares about and you knew Drew was one of them..."

liaa: "Not a problem," She spoke with a nod. She knew better than to try and push Vanessa to talk about whats going on in her head. Turning towards her, a small smile, "I know. Im planning on looking at all options, even the ones that not everyone agrees with," A small shrug following her words, before she went silent. Listening to V speak, knowing she was more than correct in her words. "Its not that I expected her to be calm, but at least hear me out. She just defensive and harsh, which is fair, but i did expect some conversation about it," A small sigh as she ran her fingers through her hair, "its not like I meant to sleep with him V. I didnt hang out with him that night intending to see what his dick looked like, it just happened," Shaking her head lightly, "And I know its not an excuse, but its the truth. It wasnt planned, it wasnt like we ever intended on doing it. The plan was to be friends. Nothing more, nothing less, and now here we are,

Vanessa: "When have you ever known Tori to be much of a talker?" Vanessa replied playfully, shaking her head. "Okay ew! He's my best friend. I really really don't wanna talk about his dick! Whatever reason you had for hanging out with him is your business, but you've got to know that something was going to come from it. Drew too, but look we're not going to worry about that right now. Right now you need to get some sleep. All this worrying and back and forth isn't going to make this easier on you or really anyone involved."

liaa: "We've always been friends V, chaos comes to both of us, its enjoyable together," She shrugged, "I had never planned on being anything with him /after/ he got with Tori," She spoke, "All I know how to do is worry, especially when everything seems to be falling apart at the seams," It was true, everything she had known, was crumbling around her. Leaving her by herself in the storm, hanging onto Vanessa for dear life. "I just want it to be easier, but it wont be. And I know that,"

Vanessa: "You just gotta give her time, but you've also gotta be okay with the fact that she might never forgive you either," Vanessa explained, as much as she didn't want to think it would happen––Vanessa knew her best friend. "Whatever you decide to do, you know I'm gonna be by your side," Vanessa replied, interlocking her had with Lia's. "I wish I could tell you things are going to be easier, I really wish I could," she added softly. She'd be lying to saying anything about it, Vanessa knew /not/ knowing was always the easiest part. "It won't get better, you'll get better."

liaa: "I know, and I accept that. As much as it hurts, I know that she has that right. I betrayed her trust," She shrugged, "But shes always been there, i hate thinking about her not being here," A smile as she felt Vs hand in hers, "I appreciate you so much. For not judging more, or at least expressing it, and for being here. I know youve gone through something recently, and we dont got to talk about it. But it means something to me that your here right now," She spoke, an honest tone in her voice. "But youd be lying," She nodded, "Ive been told that for a while now. Seems like false hope,"

Vanessa: "Don't beat on yourself too much. We both know our girl can be a little dramatic," Vanessa explained. The last thing she wanted to do was be in the middle of this with all her closest friends involved, but Vanessa knew that everyone would be at each other's throats if she didn't stick her nose in it. "Lia, I got pregnant at 14 and became a teen mom at 15, I'm the last person who is ever going to judge you," Vanessa said softly, brushing a strand of hair out of Lia's face. "You know I'd be here for you baby, *but* if you do this dumb shit with Dallas I will put nair in your shampoo," Vanessa teased, wanting to lighten the situation. "You know I got you, pumpkin," she added, resting besides Lia.

liaa: "We all can be, and thats the real issue," She joked, "we all are dramatic bitches and most of the time it works for us," She knew that calling V automatically put her in the middle. It wasnt her intention, she genuinely just needed the girl. "I hope you know I understand if you decide being a part of all this drama is to much. I wouldnt be mad," She spoke, a small shrug at the end of her words, "Youre a strong person V. I know a lot of people dont tell you that, or praise you on other things. But going through what you did at that age, its tough for me now, i cant imagine three years ago," A small smile at Vanessas touch, "I would never with Dallas, hes like a big brother," She chuckled, "Can I admit something to you?" Her eyes turning to find Vanessa in the small light her side lamp gave off.

Vanessa: "I'm not dramatic! I'm just use to a certain lifestyle and anything outside that will be met with outing and tears," Vanessa joked back. She was going to be involved whether Lia called or not. "If you hadn't had called me, one of them would have." Drew would have called or even Tori. Somehow Vanessa always found out. Her head dropped somewhat, a long breath following before looking back to Lia. She didn't feel all too strong, the compliment falling somewhat on deaf ears. "Yeah, what is it?"

liaa: "Yea, not dramatic at all," She spoke sarcastically shaking her head lightly. "You arent wrong," She shrugged lightly, before her hand came up to play with my necklace. "Remember that guy i was into before tori and drew got together?" She questioned, turning slightly to look at V.

Vanessa: "Luke?" Vanessa asked raising an eyebrow. "Or does this have to do with those nice little Tiffany's necklaces you have for each day of the week?"

liaa: She chuckled lightly, "Ive always been into Luke, but its more of a sexual attraction than romantic i think," A small shrug, "And the necklaces are a whole different story for a different time," She rolled her eyes teasingly, "But seriously, again, youre the first person im admitting this to," She spoke before a deep sigh, "The guy was Drew, I had feelings for Drew. But then he got with Tori, and I distanced myself. Allowing the feelings to leave so they could be happy,"

Vanessa: "Plus Fiona would have your head if you tried anything that resembled a serious relationship," Vanessa teased. Her mouth dropped open wide, shockingly surprised at Lia's confession, though if Vanessa was using all her brain cells she could have known. "Amelia Jane Rosenburg!"

liaa: "Bitch I can take Fiona Coyne, shes not as big and bad as she pretends," She chuckled lightly, but knew that there was truth lingered within her words. No one that ends up with Luke or Fiona will compare to them for each other, and Lia wasnt gonna compete with that. "I know I know! But I did the right thing! I wasnt a bitch about it!"

Vanessa: "She will literally /buy/ you! Shit, I'd let her buy me if it weren't for her brother being the hotter Coyne," Vanessa joked. "Plus you can't fight people like Fiona Coyne, they press charges and then run to their men acting like you beat them or something then Luke's just gonna end up mad at you." She would never understand the girl's desire with the eldest Baker, but then again Vanessa's conquests never made sense either. "Did he know?"

liaa: "Yea yea yea, ive been told," She rolled her eyes, "I want to fight her. Ive wanted to for a while, not even because of whatever the fuck the relationship between me and Luke is. Shes just not a good person to me," She shrugged, "I dont think he did considering he tried to console me when it was brought up one day,"

Vanessa: "You're not fighting anyone," Vanessa replied, rolling her eyes playfully. "Do you want to be with him still? Like forget the bean in your belly and Tori, do you actually want to be with Drew?"

liaa: "I want to fight someone, but i can not right now," She spoke, a small shrug. Her eyes looking at the ceiling a she thought over vanessas question. "Yes," She answered, "Hes amazing V, in every sense. Sure hes made some dumb choices, we all have, but god that kid has a heart of gold," A sense of honesty in her tone as she spoke, "He makes the hard seem easy just by coexisting with me if I need him. Hes always willing to distract me or talk shit out with me. When weve gone out hes fought dudes for me because they cant take no," She chuckled lightly, "I want it V, i really really want it,"

Vanessa: "Then you know what you need to do," Vanessa nodded. She knew this was going to be a ride if they were to actually get together, but if Lia was happy Tori would have to come around at some point right? "My mama use to say everything's going to be okay in the end, if it's not okay.. it's not the end."

liaa: "I need to run to alaska and change my name," She spoke with an affirming head nod. Smiling at her words, "Your mom seems like a smart lady. My mom is a cunt," She shrugged with a small chuckle, "Can we just cuddle and sleep? Im done thinking about this,"

#vanessa. #barbie girl💫 plastics #tw:pregnancy

[goddamnmuses-a]

Dan Watches: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

Alright so I did this for Episode I which you can find here and then Episode II which you can find here and then Episode III which you can find here. So here’s my weird live reaction/note taking/whatever this is.. to Episode lV.

I remember this being my favourite of the original trilogy because it sets everything up and basically kick started everything but lets see if that changes when i’ve finally got through all of these. 

Also I’m just watching whatever version i can find online because I can’t be bothered to go and find my dvd of it so yeah.. whether we get weird updated version or original effects or whatever, who knows. 

All the old effects like how C3p0 looks and r2d2 are impressive. 

There wasn’t really anything in the opening crawl i felt like commenting on, no big THEY DID THAT IN THE OPENING? but i guess it’s the first one that came out so that makes sense. 

WTF did the stormtroopers use to get that door open, that was so explosive wtf.

Also the blasters are like set to 10000 and smoke is everywhere. 

How did nobody shoot the dorids?

Yooo little Ani nice suit my dude. 

Hold on, she sent a msg with r2 to go to Obiwan which for 1 howd she know he’s alive? I’m gonna presume her dad said or something and 2.. ..why not just.. go yourself? 

So when they’re set to stun a Stormtrooper can shoot someone no problem

Also we dont get enough stun weird circle blaster shots

Ohhhh she didnt go because the scan for lifeforms thing alright ill allow it

but my dude.. even so.. maybe just shoot it just in case? like.. droids exist and people know about them?

DARTH VADERS LITTLE HANDS ON HIPS! Omfg he’s like “God damn, this bitch again.”

This Vader is a sassy boy. 

I love this guy who works with Vader and doesnt mind chatting back to him. 

Loving the droids in the desert. 

R2 does not look like it would work in a desert. 

C3 like “He tricked me into going this way” stop being a lil bich. 

WOOTINI!

The crawler thingy is badass. 

I thought that was a magnet it was just a big sucky pipe. 

GONK

Oh yep theres the new effects. 

Droids sleep? I guess power saver mode. 

Wtf is that dome droid

Luke! Luuuuuke! Iconic 2 words there. Well reused for that episode of Rebels where Obiwan watches from a distance. 

Bocce.. what a classic language. 

OMG OWEN JUST LET HIM GO INTO TOSHE STATION TO PICK UP SOME POWER CONVERTERS JEEEEZ 

How is that “wasting time with friends” and not chores, going into town to get something sounds like a chore to me. 

Why did they get an atromech anyway? Like.. what’d they need the other droid for? 

C3 is a real bro lbh, if it wasn’t for him, R2 would be with the jawa still. 

Oooh oil bath. sexy. 

I wonder if people ship R2 and C3 because tbh it makes sense to me. 

Luke got an erection at the mention of the rebellion. 

Now it’s getting harder at that random blurry image of his sister. 

R2 is a cheeky lil shit. 

This is just some good home life shit. 

Dat soundtrack. 

You know what.. it’s a really nice home. 

Is it just me or is Owen dressed kinda Jedi-y. 

So is “Sand People” like the racist way to say “Tusken Raider”?

Obiwan, thats a ridiculous fucking noise. 

“Hello There” iconic. 

You know what the Prequels do add a lot to this. 

A young Jedi named Darth Vader.. im sorry.. thats just not a name. 

For someone who wants to get off the planet, Lukes like “Naa but i gotta get home”

Obiwan also just being like “You know what, fuck it here.. lets go.”

You know what as much of a bitch as that guy who gets force choked is, he’s a good actor. 

Also Tarkin yay. 

NOOOOO OWEN AND BERU! YOU BASTARDS!

I feel like he should have dropped to his knees or something there. 

That is a scary droid. 

Cool door close. 

Thats a weird ass CG droid with a hole in. 

None of the other storm troopers gonna wonder why Dave’s being weird? 

Wahey! Figrin Dan and the Model Nodes! Love that Jizz music. 

Who just ugs on the back of a bartenders shirt? Wtf Luke

Yo he didnt even pay for his drink, free drinks?

Who gets the death sentance in 12 systems and goes around bragging? 

The first arm cut off and theres all sortsw of blood which there shouldnt be because lightsabers cauterize the wound, tut tut. 

Gooood scene with Han and Obi, honestly i keep forgetting to comment because im just watching xD

Wahey! Greedo 

If we’re doing a han shot first thing.. Greedo shot first in this version and missed and then Han shot him but tbh i prefer the Han shot first.. makes him more interesting. 

Jabba looks smaller. 

Casual Boba Fett appearance. 

Yooo Poncho. My boy Cal approves. 

Fuck those weird long nose aliens. 

The Falcon looks so good. 

Get those poor guys by the Death Star laser a damn rail. 

We just cool with igniting the lightsaber in front of Han and Chewie? Chewie at least knows wtf it is.

Chewie is a badass. 

Let the Wookie win. 

WTF that isnt the lightspeed effect.. it’s like a weird blanket tunnel 

The fact they get onto the Death Star with no issue is kind of ridiculous. 

The motion of Darth Vader is kinda just.. not fitting right. 

Han just pat Chewie like hes a dog. Rude. 

Han just gets caught up in this without a choice rly. 

He just wants those sweet credits. 

Also Set Design on Star Wars is amazing. 

Leia just lounging all sexy like 

Also does she have a stain on her tit? .. Not that im looking >.>

The Jedi being called a religion is kinda weird but i guess accurate. 

This has to be the worst star to a friendship for all three of them. Chewie seems cool though. 

I also thought the trash compactor scene was earlier on in this movie than it is. 

Who the fucks voice was it that said “Thats your imagination” ? 

How the fuck are they standing if the water is that deep?

I liek the touch of the monster whos name im sure i learnt but forgot let go as if it knew the trash compactor was about to turn on, that implies it has a safe spot down there that it stays. 

Some of the voices sound off on this but ah well 

Hans already a little Handsy with Leia but i think Harrison Ford was sleeping with Carie at the time so like.. i get it. 

Obiwan just strolling about, as you do. 

I love just these giant pits with walkways with no rails. If I worked on the Death Star it’d be a nightmare for me to get around. 

“NO WAIT THEY’LL HEAR!” ...and they’re not gonna hear you shouting?

Stormtroopers just shooting the shit is the best. 

You know what with everyone being like “Wow that ships a shitheap.” I can understand why the prequels made their ships look nicer and newer. 

I love that shooting a door panel in star wars just makes it so the doors wont open at all, thats some good shit. 

Lukes as bad of a shot as a Stormtrooper. 

First little kissy incesty moment but hey it was on the cheek, universally thats fine but im sure at the time this was him setting up that Luke and Leia were gonna end up together, before he decided they were siblings. 

Vader just standing there, lightsaber already out like “Ahhh Mr.Kenobi I’ve been expecting you”

As lack luster as the chroeography is in this fight im kinda thinking of it as like, they’re reading each other, like Obiwan and Maul’s final fight. 

I don’t really know why Obiwan just chooses to die like that but heyo. 

Vader stomping on Obiwans clothes? Why? I guess because he gave himself to the force and thats the first time he’s seen that? 

I love the gunner seats moving around, idk why i just love it. 

Whats the point of the ear peices if they’re just gonna shout at each other. 

Not mentioned it until now but everyone says Leia wrong. 

They’re really harsh to Han tbf

This is like if you got an Uber to a place and then the Uber driver got pulled into a police station because you’re a terrorist and then you have a go at the Uber driver for wanting to leave after he’s got you out of there. 

Another kiss for Luke.. .. okay

I like how Biggs earlier scenes are deleted so when he shows up it’s just this random dude who somehow knows Luke

That air traffic control guy has no idea what hes doing, nobody is even in the air yet or moving, wait. 

Man X wings are cool, makes me think of Battlefronts VR mission thing where you get to pilot one and it’s the coolest VR thing ive done. 

For a space station the size of a moon you’d think they’d have enough fighters to just wipe out the rebels no biggy. 

ALSO if they know the rebel base is on that planet, why not just blow that planet up? 

YAY WEDGE

The targetting computer seems very invasive. 

Those turrets are useless. 

I would have rated it if they let that random dude blow up the Death Star.

Tarkins thinking face is beautiful. What a man, 

If Luke missed this shot, everyone knows he’s turned his targetting computer off, so they would be PISSED

RIP R2. 

HWHAT!? 

Woooo Mr.Solo. 

Well.. Well done Luke you killed a lot of people, some just trying to do a job and live their lives. 

Han, Leia and Luke all went off together all holding each other.. like.. Threesome? 

I’m sorry but after that, someones doing some fucking. 

Leia just giving her lovers, dont @ me, a medal. Thats why Chewie doesnt get one, he wasnt there for the orgy. 

R2 looking fresh. 

You know what, that is a good complete story that actually works on its own, i appreaciate that. 10/10. :P

#ooc #dan watches #dan reacts

[hermannsthumb]

Hi! I know it must be an old prompt fill, but would you ever consider writing a follow-up on your newt/owen fill? If you felt like revisiting it, of course. Jealousy/pining with a happy ending is my cryptonite and I love your writing!

i actually DID write a followup ages ago but never posted it anywhere but my side twitter!!!!!!! so here it is now, wildly edited (bc i wrote it in like october lol), newt/owen harper WITH bonus hermann bc i love hermann :) how do i tag this ship? who knows. original newt/owen drabble here

18+/adult content/lemon (i really, really hate that thats necessary now) below cut! along w basic summary

jealousy! threeway! blowjobs! lab sex! dirty talk that proofreading over just now made me go “oh jeez”! and facials too. now i know why i didnt post this earlier LOL. sorry mr gorman

Newt’s always been pretty decent at giving blowjobs (everyone always tells him he’s got a big mouth, you know, gotta use it for something), and over time he’s actually started to really dig it. As of late, he’s started to really dig giving Owen blowjobs especially--he’s got a nice dick that Newt can only just fit his mouth around all the way, and he massages Newt’s scalp and tugs on his hair the whole time and calls Newt filthy things, and sometimes, nice things. It’s a great time for everyone involved, Newt figures.

Hermann left the lab some time ago to shower and go to bed--early for him, on a work night, but he’s been doing that a lot lately since Dr. Harper joined up with them--and the second the door shut behind him, Owen’s hand went to Newt’s ass.

“We’re not done with the dissection yet,” Newt protested weakly, but Owen squeezed his ass and licked a line up his neck and Newt’s dick jerked to life and, well. One thing led to another, and now they’re here, Owen pressed against Hermann’s chalkboard with his jeans and boxers pulled down to his thighs and his dick down Newt’s throat. “Pretty thing,” he moans, petting Newt’s hair, and Newt sucks eagerly and digs his nails into Owen’s hips before pulling off with a pop.

“Call me names,” Newt begs, voice raspy, before he sucks Owen into his mouth once more; Owen fucks his hips forwards, and Newt nearly chokes.

(No one’s ever called Newt dirty stuff in bed before, and it’s something he found out he’s into totally by accident. It was a week or so ago, in Newt’s bunk, and he and Owen had been fucking, like they usually do the second the work day ends, and Owen had been insinuating for not-the-first-time that he wouldn’t mind sharing Newt with Hermann. Far from mind it, actually. Narcissist.

“You’re pretty dead set on this, huh?” Newt panted out as he ground himself down. Owen was clinging to him so tight Newt could barely move, lips dragging messy down Newt’s neck, and Newt almost didn’t hear his grunt of an answer.

“Why not?” Owen began kneading at his ass, spreading him just a bit wider, and Newt sunk down and whined and tossed his head back. “You--oh--you clearly want to shag him, too.”

“I’ve never--” Newt stammered. “Uh--”

Owen’s eyebrows rose in surprise. Then, he was leering again, rolling into Newt with a deliberate languidness that made Newt want to scream. He snagged a handful of Newt’s hair and wrenched his head forward to hiss in his ear. “A cockslut like you--” Newt’s eyes widened “--never having had more than one man at a time? I don’t believe it.”

“Call me that again,” Newt whimpered. “Oh, fuck.”

“You’re a filthy cockslut,” Owen repeated, amused, half-laughing, and he tightened his grip in Newt’s hair and tugged harder. “A filthy, greedy--”

“I am,” Newt nearly shouted, writhing desperately, “oh, fuck, I am, I am--” He came, untouched, between their bodies, and Owen laughed disbelievingly and...that was that.)

“You’re a little slut,” he growls now, thrusting hard into Newt’s mouth, and Newt moans helplessly and palms himself through his jeans. “You’re a dirty little cockslut, Newt, and I’m going to come all over your pretty--”

There’s a tiny exclamation of surprise from behind them. Newt wonders--for a moment--who’s caught them and if they should stop, but Owen holds Newt’s head in place by his hair and continues fucking his face as if nothing’s wrong, so Newt lets him. Probably the janitor. Newt owes the guy big time at this point--he’ll get him a nice Christmas present when December rolls around. “Dr. Gottlieb,” Owen greets, absurdly casual, and Newt yanks himself off Owen’s dick, coughing, cheeks reddening in embarrassment, and he turns around.

“Hermann?!” he squeaks, and sure enough, there’s Hermann, slack-jawed, wide-eyed, frozen in the doorway of the lab. “Shit, sorry--I didn’t--I thought you were--”

Owen is infuriatingly blasé about it all. Bastard probably planned it. “Ah, come on,” Owen says, shooting Hermann a little wink. “He was enjoying the show. Been lurking there for nearly five minutes.”

“I was not!” Hermann exclaims, but his eyes are fixed on where Newt’s hand is still wrapped around the base of Owen’s dick, on Newt’s lips (slicked with precome and saliva). “I simply--I forgot--”

Owen’s fingers are still wound tightly in Newt’s hair, and he tugs on him until Newt, against his better judgment, takes him into his mouth once more. Maybe not entirely against his better judgement. The thought of having someone watch is kinda exciting. The thought of having Hermann watch is--well. That’s very, very exciting, more exciting than Newt cares to admit. Newt sucks and hallows his cheeks easily, moaning again, and Owen sighs. “Isn’t he a pretty thing?” he says, kneading at Newt’s scalp the way Newt likes. “C’mere.”

Newt expects Hermann to turn on his heels. Go back to bed. Probably even ignore him for the rest of the week, if not the month, if not forever. He doesn’t expect the door clicking shut, the clack of Hermann’s cane on the lab floor moving towards them. Newt doesn’t stop working his throat as he looks up; Hermann is above him now, too, blushing terribly, his free hand fumbling with the buckle of his very tented slacks, and Newt’s arousal spikes by about two-hundred percent and he pulls off Owen with spit trailing to his lips. “Holy shit, Hermann,” he says, at a loss for anything else to say.

“Newton,” Hermann stammers, stilling his hand, “is this--ah--”

Newt ignores Owen in favor of throwing all caution into the wind and pressing himself to the front of Hermann’s slacks and mouthing at him, and Hermann chokes out a gasp. “Newton,” he says, nearly dropping his cane as he throws out his right hand to grip the ledge of the chalkboard, “oh--”

Newt pulls Hermann’s dick--flushed red and leaking precome--out, then presses a single kiss to the tip. “Both of you,” Newt says, breathily, and then licks teasingly over the head (barely believing it). “I want both of you to--”

Owen catches on first and inches over, nudges his dick against Newt’s cheek, and Newt curls his other hand around it and licks off precome and remnants of his own saliva. He hears Hermann emit another odd, strangled noise, and Newt grins, leans back over to Hermann’s dick and kisses that again instead. He starts stroking them both in unison. “Is this good?” he says, widening his eyes innocently. He nuzzles at the tip of Hermann’s dick and darts his tongue out against the slit.

Owen hisses out a curse; Hermann’s legs start to tremble. His knuckles have gone white around the chalkboard ledge. Newt’s chest swells with pride. He’s doing that to them.

It’s hard building a rhythm, at first, hard to lavish attention and kisses and teasing licks equally on both of them, but Newt manages after five minutes or so. He jerks them off slowly, evenly, switching between mouthing hot and messy at Owen’s (who likes it sloppy) and sucking on Hermann’s (who makes the sexiest little grunts every time Newt so much as breathes on him; Newt files away the knowledge that Hermann is sensitive for future use).

“Newton--” Hermann is panting, and Newt locks eyes with him as he rolls his tongue over Owen and Hermann’s mouth drops open, “oh--”

“You can do better than that,” Owen says, voice strained, and he pets at Newt’s hair. Newt takes the bait: he takes the heads of both Hermann and Owen’s dicks into his mouth and sucks. Hermann cries out, guttural and wordless, and Newt moans happily and works his tongue over them as best as he can. He feels drool run down his chin; he knows he probably looks filthy, and ridiculous, but he doesn’t care.

Hermann’s hips jerk forward so hard Newt nearly gags again, and Newt pulls off quickly. He doesn’t want Hermann to come yet. He wants-- “Sorry,” Hermann stutters, flustered, his chest heaving wildly, “oh, Newton, I’m sorry--I--”

Newt settles back on his heels (his knees have begun to ache, pressed to the cold tile floor for so long) and starts jerking them both off faster. “On my face,” he moans, “please.” He parts his lips, sticks his tongue out, and Owen--already so worked up from being teased for so long--falls apart first, gasps sharply as he comes. It hits Newt’s tongue, his nose, his left cheek in spurts. Hermann’s eyes are so wide it’s almost comical, and his orgasm takes both him and Newt by surprise, hitting Newt’s tongue--like Owen--but the rest hitting Newt’s chin and neck.

Newt swallows, lets them both slip from his fingers so he can start furiously rubbing at himself instead. “Holy shit,” Newt whines, feeling so, so dirty, and he squeezes himself clumsily, “holy shit, oh--”

Owen--breathing heavily--hoists Newt to his feet by the front of his button-up and slams him against the chalkboard, shoves his tongue into Newt’s mouth and bites at his bottom lip, and Newt squeaks in surprise. Owen swallows the noise down and works open Newt’s jeans to start jerking him off. Newt can see Hermann--dazed, spent, clinging to the chalkboard ledge--watching them. “C’mon, Gottlieb,” Owen murmurs, grabbing at Hermann’s hand and dragging it down Newt’s pants, too, and Newt’s breath hitches when he feels Hermann curl his fingers around him hesitantly.

“Hermann,” Newt whimpers, and Hermann grows more confident, matches Owen’s sharp, rough strokes. “Oh--”

Owen starts kissing down his throat and digs his teeth into the joint of Newt’s neck and shoulder, where Newt’s fucked-up collar exposes his skin. It’s like electricity is coursing through Newt’s body; everything is hot, so hot, and he’s aware he’s begging loudly, shrilly, for something, anything. Hermann leans in and kisses him hard just as Owen starts sucking a bruise into Newt’s skin and Newt cries out, spills over Hermann’s and Owen’s hands.

They’re both sweet and attentive, afterwards. Hermann--who had been so shy before--presses sweet, chaste kisses to Newt’s jaw and lips, murmuring out Newt’s name, and Owen just pets at Newt’s hair and kisses behind his ear. It’s nice.

“Great work, team,” Newt says finally, voice wrecked. “Gotta do that again some time.”

#newtowen #maria's newmann blogging #maria's fanfiction tag #HOW do i tag this for ships who knows #not sfw //////// #lemon /////// #really typing that in the yr of our lord 2019 #Anonymous

[a-pretty-nerd]

V-V-Virgin!? (Casper Galloway x reader smut)

Request:“How about a sweet, Casper losing his virginity smut??” ~ Anonymous

Uhhh … Yes please! ✌❤

A/N: Yeah, yeah! I know I’ve been gone for a little bit! But holidays are tough, especially when you celebrate two in one month! But I’ll try to keep on a schedule this break! And if you don’t know who Casper Galloway is:

He is sweet, boi. Another Devon character. However, I have found a new celebrity to have a crush on. So you can expect some Owen Teague junk to start appearing! So heada up! And as always! Requests and feedback are very, very welcome!

Warnings: Some fluffy ass smut!

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College life had been, okay. Not the best. Not the worst. Definitely not good by any means. Especially not when a group project was assigned, and you had to hall ass to meet with your fellow students. Group projects are the worst, and nothing is more annoying than carrying the weight of the assignment on your shoulders.

This time, you were meeting at one of your group member’s house. A friend of yours. Casper. Okay, maybe a little bit more than just a friend. But less than anything else. You had flirted a couple times, so what? It’s not like he was intersted in you! But…those few times you caught him looking down your shirt, and dumbfoundedly staring at your butt. May tell a different story.

You knocked on the front door, carrying a plethora of books and notes. You found Casper’s mother at the door. She greeted you with a bright smile.

“Oh! Y/N!”

“Hey Mrs. Galloway. Um, I’m supposed to be meeting with Casper. About a group assignment?”

“Right, he did mention something like that!” She let you in, and you awkwardly stood there as she picked up her bag and keys. “Well, make yourself at home. I have to go to work, but Casper should be in his room. Have fun!” And with that, she closed the door behind her. You looked around the room for a second. Unsure what to do. You followed a hallway, assuming that one of those door was Casper’s room. You heard shuffling, and quiet murmers. You pressed your ear to one of the doors, and figured it was Casper. On the phone, or, talking to himself? You knocked on the door a few times. No answer.

“Yo, Casper. Your mom let me in.” No answer. You knocked again a few times, and turned the door knob. It was unlocked, so you opened it. You found Casper laying in bed. Complete naked, his eyes shut tight, and his hand stroking his…oh my god. “OH SHIT!” You shouted. Dropping your things, and covering your eyes as Casper shot to attention.

“O-Oh fuck! Y/N!” He scrambled to cover himself. Eventually hiding his erection with a sheet. It didn’t do much to hide it. “I-I’m sorry, I d-didnt know you were ugh. Shit.” You lowered your hands, to look at him. Curiosity getting the better of you. Curiosity, and raging horomones of course.

“N-No I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have walked in. I just…ugh…I mean….not bad.” You felt the heat of blush stretch across your cheeks even more.

“What?” His big brown eyes wide, with a mix of fear, embarrassment, and confusion.

“Sorry! I-Its nothing…Its just…uh..” You struggled eith your words. Grasping for the right ones before finally, “fuck it. You’re hot, Casper.” You blurted. He stared at you for a moment, before letting himself blink.

“Uh…y-you think so?”

“Yeah! I always thought so. And you’re…not too bad down there either.” You sat down on the edge of the bed.

“Uh, wow. Okay..”

“Im sorry. I can leave if you want I-”

“No! No. Thats alright. I just…” His voice trailed off, as he spoke. The room filled with silence for a heavy, awkward moment.

“Well I-”

“I was thinking of you!” He practically shouted.

“What?”

“I…uh…I was thinking of you. Just now.”

“You were?” This peaked your interest. He looked down, his erection still peaking through, and he nodded. His sweet eyes slowly looked up at you. Like a sad, guilty puppy. You couldn’t help yourself. You reached out, and pulled him close so his lips met yours. It took him a few seconds, and surprised grunts. But he kissed back. His lips sweet, as his hands wrapped you. Within seconds the kiss became heated. You felt hungry, and needy for him. You started taking off your clothes. Casper admiring your body with each layer tossed aside. He kissed your neck affectionately, gently. Almost afraid to hurt you. Hos touches were soft, and caring. Caressing your form. Once you were fulling naked, you stratled his waist. He gazed up at you. His mouth open in some feeling of amazement.

“Fuck. You’re gorgeous.” He whispered, holding your hips as his wide eyes looked over you. His cock twitching, impatiently against you. You reached back, and went to slide him inside but, “wait!” He shouted.

“What? I-Is something wrong?”

“No. Yes. Kinda. I don’t know.”

“What is it? You’re not sick, are you?”

“No! No! It’s not that. It’s just….I never done this before…”

“You’ve never had, sex?” He nodded slowly, looking down. As if he was guilty of something. “Awww Casperrr.” You cooed. Leaning down, and kissing his cheek and neck again and again. Making him smile. “Well if you’re not comfortable we don’t have to.”

“N-No, I wanna do this.” His eyes went wide. “I just…don’t want to disappoint..”

“Oh sweet Casper!” You rubbed your wet pussy against his cock, forcing a sweet gasp out of him. “Don’t worry. I’ll be gentle.” You teased, before kissing him again. You reached back, and slid him in. His cock filling you, as you moved your hips. You sat still for a moment, closing your eyes and enjoying the feeling for a moment. Casper layed there, his fingers gripping your hips with his eyes closed shut and his mouth hanging open.

“Fuuuck Y/N.” He gasped, and finally looked up at you. “Mh please, move. You feel so good.” He begged. You smiled, and did so. Rocking your hips back and forth so he hit you in all the right places. You moaned happily, as Casper made soft sounds of pleasure. “Ohh God baby.” He cooed as you rocked your hips. Eventually becoming impatient, and needy. You rocked harder, practically fucking him into the mattress. The pleasure building with every movement. You were so close. You balanced yourself on his chest, as he held onto you. He started to moan loudly, and grunting. “Y-Y/N. I can’t hold on any- oh fuck. I’m gonna cum!” He cried. You ignored him, as your own orgasm washed over you. Forcing you over him, as you practically collapsed in his arms. You barley even noticed his sweet cries of pleasure as he came with you.

You panted with him, as he held you to his chest. Regaining your compsure.

“Wow.” He chuckled.

“What do you think?” You asked with a smile.

“I think I’m in love with you.” He confessed. You kissed him back in response before confessing your own feelings.

“I think I’m in love with you.”

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