#i decree it

[whumpshaped]

make!! ur whumpee!! feel little and stupid!!! patronise them!!! be sarcastic and condescending to them!!! coo at them and praise them for the simplest things!!! in fact only ever give them stupidly simple tasks and force them to do said tasks and act like it must be super hard for them!!! never ever give them proper enrichment or stimuli so that they cant keep up their original level of smarts and wit!!! chip away at their brain until they rly do get a little dumb!!! knock on their stupid empty head often and remark how hollow it sounds!!! not a thought in there!!!

#im very passionate abt this #especially tonight #all whumpees must feel little and stupid #i decree it #whump #whump prompt #i guess?? #idk im just screaming into the void mostly

[dreamsb0u]

Doodle of this by @xpau-official (absolutely baller art btw)

Also I am absolutely balling rn ignore anything that looks funky my style is doing something

#i am deciding this xmas is gonna be absolutely fantastic #i decree it #man I’m feeling great at 9pm #xmas #ig #this au is sooooo silly I love it sm #i have no idea if I make sense but fuck it man I’m just a silly guy #epic sans #epictale sans #cross sans #xtale sans #xtale cross #i love how many cross tags there are unironically like yasssss boy you got so many names 😍😍😍😍😍 #uhhhhhhhh #xpaufanart #idk if that’s the right tag but it’s there now 😋 #wait no i forgot to colour cross’s x purple day ruined /j #ermmmmmm i Hope u like it bye

[jesncin]

The Martian Manhunter Epiphany run where J'onn dies and is split into four identities. Ma'alefa'ak is on a quest to put his brother back together. Here's my reimagining of J'onn's four personas!

#martian manhunter #j'onn j'onzz #ma'alefa'ak #justice league #jlu #dc comics #my art #fanart #jl remix #mister biscuts largely unchanged except he stands on his toes now #i decree it

[rainbowr0ses]

oh Mr. Cutter is just the more twinkier, obvious version of Elias Bouchard

#Everyone in this podcast sounds fruity #But him? #Gay✨ #I decree it #wolf 359

[halfd3af]

the homoerotic tension of accidentally touching a man’s hand in the drive-thru window as he gives you your drink

#it's just so funny to me because I always wonder if that kinda accidental contact freaks out any cishet guy employees #'oh no I hope he doesnt think I'm gay' you are gay now #I decree it #halfd3aftextposts

[the-jovian-plutonian-effect]

it is now silly time for the next 6-8 hours

#i decree it #jpe.txt

[its-tortle]

it's an evermore day

#i decree it #shut up tortle

[ofluminance-a]

"Are you okay? Did you get hurt?" Concern is given in his tone but Souya's expression looks grumpy as usual. One hand reaches out to help up Yuzuha if she needed it.

blinking as her vision comes back to her, yuzuha groans, and settles a hand into a current brunette mess. hearing a familiar voice, she looks up from where she was knocked to the ground to see angry holding out a hand to her. by now, she knew well to accept an offered hand of someone in toman. still, she hated that she had to do it all. wasn't she stronger than this? taiju had surely hit her harder before.

taking souya's hand, yuzuha pulls herself up. " yeah-- i'm okay. " she admits, already feeling the familiarity of sharp pain radiating across her body. letting go of his hand once she's standing, yuzuha looks over at him. she tries to give him a smile, but instead all she can do is quirk up the corner of her lips. " thanks, angry. i ... owe you one. "

as the scuffle finishes, yuzuha stays near souya not knowing many of the other toman members to be so comfortable around them. noticing that he had a few cuts himself, a gentle hand lifts to his cheek to swipe away some of the blood that trickled down with her thumb. it's then, that yuzuha actually finds her smile. " you're asking me if i'm hurt, and here you're the one that actually did get messed up. " reaching in her skirt pocket, she pulls out an orange cloth and ties it around another bleeding wound on his arm. " here, this'll do for now. i've got a first aid kit back at my place to clean you up properly if needed. it's better than the hospital, at least. "

#⋆ ― ✧ m: yuzuha shiba #⋆ ― ✧ a light even in the dark. / shiba yuzuha. #she needs icons next #i decree it #ALSO SOUYA?! #YOU SENT ANGRY TO MY INBOX JAZZY?!?! IMMA CRY I LOVE THIS MAN AND SO DOES YUZUHA!!!!!! #⋆ ― ✧ way up. way up. way up to the moon! / answered ask. #valorheroics #angry tag tba

[1alchemistart]

the three lads! :]

#spy x family #sxf #damian desmond #emile elman #ewen egeburg #my art #they're fashionable for their time periodddd #not all the outfit references i used were from the 60s but then again not all of sxf itself is from the 60s so!! i'm allowed #'s a mashup of like #the 50s 60s and 70s. roughly #emile is shorter because I Said So i am short and i decree he is short too #WILL DRAW THE GIRLS TOO BC I LOVE EM DEARLY

[halflingkima]

AND theres a butch in the pub? happy pride

#every show needs butch women extras #i decree it #currently watching tag

[godhurts]

I will see the most pathetic looking loser boy who's terrible at human interaction and be instantly like OMG he's the cutest thing I've ever seen I wanna take care of him and pat his head and see him on his knees and grab his pretty face and

#why am i like this #i have a crush on my bestie's (who i also have a crush on) younger brother now #lmaooo #bd/sm mommy #bd/sm kink #bd/sm community #fdom #gentle fdom #femdxm #subby boys #bd/sm dom #gentle domination #sub men #dumbification #bd/sm puppy #bd/sm blog #praise k!nk #hornyposting #my post #Rehn decreed!

[lysxandre-archived]

"Saying humans are parasites is a disservice to parasites."

#he now has a paras somewhere #i decree it

[nothingofpracticalgardening]

20 Versions of Sherlock Holmes Ranked from Most to Least Likely to Set a Building on Fire in a Fit of Rage

#had to get creative after the 10-image limit #hope this looks good! #i spent a while on it hehe #sherlock holmes #versions of sherlock holmes #dr. watson #elementary #jonny lee miller #yuko takeuchi #miss sherlock #benedict cumberbatch #bbc sherlock #christopher plummer #murder by decree #basil of baker street #the great mouse detective #peter cushing #the hound of the baskervilles #jeremy brett #granada sherlock #granada holmes #yekaterina vasilyeva #my dearly beloved detective #basil rathbone #40s cinema #henry lloyd hughes #the irregulars #michael pennington #the return of sherlock holmes #robert downey jr

[mintyfreshartist]

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Something something RECENT SPIDER TEEN DOODLES!!

#Sorry for abandoning tumblr it will happen again #but school’s been so hard recently!!! I’m dyinfnnnn #cough #tag times #minty art #spider man: across the spider verse #hobie brown #spider punk #spider man #margo kess #mwah I love Margo #pavitr prabhakar #atsv pavitr #Mwah mwah #spot is next for the doodle sketch page (twitter polls decreed it) #after that!!! Probably Jess!!!

[arakkiisuperstar]

#god how i miss them #i will never forget this show but ill never forgive it either #the magicians #queliot #quentin coldwater #eliot waugh #peaches and plums #darius decrees

[jojotier]

Thinking about a dunmesh stuck au but not even like the plot or anything im just thinking of how insane it must look to the island lord when an adventuring party of 12- including an ogre of wild strength, a werecat beastman, 2 piscine demihumans with expensive tastes, an elf with a chainsaw, a gnome who seems to actively resent how attune to spirits he is, a spirit-attuned tallman obsessed with collecting monster bones, a kobold clown bard, etc- all headed by a single foulmouthed extremely loud half foot who they all are completely loyal to somehow. everyones placing bets on how long until a power struggle destroys the party meanwhile if anything happened to karkat the other 11 would kill Everyone In The Dungeon And Then Each Other

#homestuck #dungeon meshi #the brainrot decrees rhat i must combine my interests At All Times #admittedly not sure what to do with kanaya vriska terezi or tavros #well. actually tav woild probs be another gnome #whereas i could go in any direction for vriska bc no matter what its funny #half foot vriska? this lord of the dungeon to be can be punted in one easy step! #elf? actually no thatd feed her ego too much #tallman vriska? in this fantastical setting of wonder and whimsy she is just Some Guy #ZERO ideas about terezi tho #karkat vantas