#i cant waaaait for it all to come in!!!!!

[hermanunworthy]

!DNDADS S2 EP43 SPOILERS!

TITANIC TIME!!! i have no idea why THIS is whats happening this episode but. here we go ig

- I CANT BELIEVE THIS INTRO IS THIS LONG ITS LITERALLY JUST TAYLOR INFODUMPING ABOUT KEGELS AGAIN

- MATT PLZ STOP W THE NOISES PLZ I AM BEGGING U

- "this is a podcast about TEENAGE PROBLEMSSS" IM SCREAMING ALREADY

- lincoln boss kicks u are the PERFECT CHARACTER.

- TGE FIRST THING ANTHONY SAYS BEING "IS THAT INTERESTING?" AT FREDDIE HELPP

- 5 MINUTES IN AND I AM IN TEARS FROM LAUGHING WHAT IS WRONG W ME

- BETH MAY, GOD OF SCARY

- RON AND BETH DID BUSINESS TOGETHER. BETH ILY

- BETH MAY HAUNTED MANSION BONUS EPISODE WILL DONT TEASE ME

- ANTHONY ISTG IF U DO A GRANT FACT. THOUSANDS WILL DIE.

- WAAAAIT NO NPC FACT :[[

- this is the first time in a while that anthony remembered that scam is scam actually now

- OMG FUN OUTFITS FUN OUTFITS

- OMG WAIT CANON NONBINARY DOOD

- i am ALSO looking up 1910s teenage fashion i am SO EXCITED FOR THE FANART

- poor anthony having to do all these voices lmao

- THE WAY I SAT UP. LINCOLN CALLED GRANT DAD.

- THE LOUD ASS ANGEL SOUND

- WHY WOULD TAYLOR EVEN WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN??

- NOOO DARRYL AND RON ARE GONE :[

- HERMIEEEEEEE

- STOP I ACTUALLY STARTED SQUEALING LIKE A FUCKING SQUEAKY TOY I LOVE HERMIE SOOOOO BAD

- BI SCARY LETS GO

- OH MY GOD HERMIE TALKING ABOUT SCAM AAUAGHAUGH IM SICK

- NORMAL TALKING TO HERMIE. HOLYYYYY FUCK

- "i dont play, i play hard" "purple vibes are purple in this show" wonderful work guys

- IS FREDDIE OKAY??? HE KEEPS WHIFFING THESE JOKES SO BAD LMAOOO

- SCARY DOING A BRITISH ACCENT NOOO

- SCARY TOOK DRAMA AND HERMIE IS IMPRESSED BYE IM GONNA BE INSANE ABOUT THIS FOR A WHILE

- THE SINCERITY OF WILL SAYING "WHAT THE FFFUCK IS GOING ON" KILLED ME

- NORMAL COULDVE JUST SPILLED THE DRINK?? HE DIDNT NEED TO DRINK IT

- GRANT AND MARCO??????

- LINCOLN PRETENDING TO BE HOMOPHOBIC HELPPP

- NORMAL CALLING THEM HIMBOS.

- NOT THE DOGSSSS

- TAYLOR CAN SPEAK W ANIMALS NOW!!!!!

- DOOD :'[[[

- SCARY AND HERMIE. HEAD IN MY HANDS

- HERMIE STFUUUUU

- IS THIS THEIR WORST PLAN YET???? GSKDJD

- IS NORMAL FUCKING OAK GONNA STOP THE TITANIC FROM SINKING.

- IS THIS HOW THEY FUCKING

- IS THE BABY LINCOLN????

- LINCOLN WAS RESCUED FROM THE FUCKING TITANIC??????

- I.......

- BUT ANTHONY. WHY THE FUCKING TITANIC OF ALL THINGS???

- WILL CAMPOS I AM GOING TO KILL U. I AM CRYING. COME ON MAN

- NORMAL LOVES LINCOLN SO BAD. I LOVE LINCOLN!!!!!

#dndads #dndads spoilers #dndads s2 spoilers #siren says

[taikanyohou]

reading your tags on his man 2 posts is my new favorite hobby!!! 🥰❤

hiiii my love!!! fhdbcicbf NO LISTEN i've rewatched all 5 episodes so far like ATLEAST 3 times already and youd think id be used to it by now everytime junsung and sungho come on screen BUT NOPE. gosh i LOVE them they just feel so well paced and so right and so .... organic that i just ... do not feel with anyone else on the show rn?? like sungho LIKES the fact that junsung is so direct and straightforward with him despite him also liking seunwoo but sungho's mature enough to realise that junsung is serious about him and he has to consider both junsung and seunwoo and give junsung a chance too and date him bc maybe he might actually end up LIKING LIKING him (despite the fact that they both ALWAYS say how polar opposites they both are from each other) and he respects his efforts and gives something back to him too like its not one sided or tugging junsung along where hes said again and again "oh should i ask him on a date?" "he makes me feel new things when im with him." "oh so thats how he feels about me? i'm happy inside." like!

if this was all one sided from just junsung and sungho was tugging him along id have NOPED out of there dead fast. BUT. it isnt the case!!!!! theres something mutual here to work with!!!!! "if you had woken up earlier we could have gone on a date!!!" LIKE. SUNGHO WANTS TO GO ON A DATE WITH JUNSUNG!!!!!!!!!!!

and junsung!!!!!!! oh my precious boy!!!!! our brave brave boy!!!!!!! hes just SO heart on his sleeve for sungho but in such a direct yet laid back way?? he isnt forcing or pressurising sungho into anything! he just lays his feelings out every night to sungho so that he KNOWS on the phonecall convo they have and then just steps back and gives sungho the time and space he needs to work through it! he does all these heartfelt little actions for sungho like make ramen for him or bring him diet coke that sungho just CASUALLY mentioned in passing once or gift him cookies in such a casual way and lets sungho decipher the meaning from it!!! and i love that so much!!!! like hes being so so brave despite knowing sungho also has feelings for seunwoo!!! and yet junsung is still keeping himself in sungho's eyeline and sight and on his mind but not being so in his face about it!!! and now SUNGHO HAS TO GIVE SOMETHING BACK. even SUNGHO at the end of ep 5 realises that he has to act on his feelings for junsung and indulge in them and give them two a chance to see where this goes between them!!!!

ANYWAY. I CANT WAAAAIT for whats to come for them im MORE than certain we are DEFINITELY going to get a date between them and WHATEVER the hell this ribbon tying thing is!!!!:

IS HAUNTING ME. LIKE. HELLO??????? WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING!!!!

#GOD WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO ME. #like i said i have NEVER been a reality dating show kinda person AT ALL. NEVER. #AND YET THESE TWO???? OH MY GOD! #his man 2 #faiza answers

[sadcourtjester]

so i got my bonus from sbux and bought some new pale yellow and white checkered vans, a new kavu backpack in blue, and a new lil vape and i feel so shiney and cool 😍

#haeleysrant #vans #vape #smok #kavu #i cant waaaait for it all to come in!!!!!

[theythemsam]

spn 12x04, liveblog, collected posts (all 29 of them) or as i like to call it: Sam Is Best Boy. Also @ spn: challenge to treat abuse survivors right. Like just one time. Please. I Am Begging You.

Psychic time!!!

 Oh Hell Yeah Stigmata Time!

#im such a sucker for gory religion

 Father DeNiro asdfgh

#more priestchesters!!!

 Sam immediately recognizing Aramaic… Smart Boy!!!

#also his hair looks a+++++ in this episode

 “I’m a thirteen year old girl” kinda funny, very sad though :(

 Dean is immediately ready to kill a random woman… Ufff

#like normally they try to find hex bags at first before they kill them

 The family letting their daughter die because its “gods will”. Fuck Off

 Return of the social worker garb

 Dean has 100% abandonment issues

#poor bby

 Waaaait, that’s the bike Dean was checking out! No wonder they lingered on it for so long. Nice.

 The frigging roast at me, a tv watcher. “sitting in front of some screen watching fake people do fake things” Shut Up!!!

 Sam just fucking calling out the garbage mother for blaming her daughters death on God

#asdf ROAST EM

 “God didn’t kill your daughter, you did!”

#roast em!!!!

 Oh shit. Magda is not dead, she’s locked in the goddamn basement!

#ok hey Sammy can you come back and slaughter this family pls

 The mother is such a bitch.

#im seriously gonna throw the fuck down

 Sam’s cool background awwww

 Also honestly if I was Beth and a random dude showed up like that late at night at a place where we regularly get /death threats/ uhhhhhh I’d be worried tbh

 Sam just fucking screaming into his phone while hes trying to stay undetected… Idiot

#i love him but uff #gotta be all the concussions finally taking their toll

 Sam trying to reassure Magda… Im Love Him!!!!

#shes a great psychic!!!

 I love that Sam’s powers are brought back up and that he tries to reassure Magda

 Asdfgh Magda realizing as the first thing that the social worker lady is pretty sounds uhhh pretty gay?

#pls join the wayward sisters!!!

 “By doing what? Beating the hell out of her?” “Pain purges sin.” “No it doesn’t.”

GROWTH!!!

#like compared to trials!sam who was like this is purifying me… im love him!!!

 The mum frigging poisoned her husband. And then she wants to force her kids into suicide.

#im so glad Magda stops him #he does still die but he does sacrifice himself for his sister… #uff what a garbage mother!

 “I’m not the Devil. You are.” Yeaaaahhh you tell her!!!

 Awwwww Madga getting to a nice ranch and living deliciously is honestly what she deserves

#also this power. It doesn’t control you you control it #and sam offering her the chance to call him #I LOVE THEM!!!

 Mary writing Dean to tell Sam that she loves them both and Dean just going Nothing… I’m gonna fight you!

#your. Kneecaps. Are. Mine. (mostly bc I honestly cannot hit higher I am too tiny Oh Noes) #asdfg also my dad called dean an asshole here asdfghj

 Oh shit, Oh fuck, I don’t wanna see Magda again

#that never ends well in supernatural

 But aww she’s wearing a lesbian hunter flannel. I love her!!!!

 Uhm anyway, this is a lie, Ketch did not get to Magda, she is not dead, this is a fucking lie!!!

#i hate this I hate this I hate this #uhhhh list of abuse survivors on supernatural: max dreamroot dude bela bobby madison magda cellar kids probably more I currently cant remember #and they all die #all except bela and bobby after 1 episode #thanks spn for constantly telling me that there is no chance to ever get a better life as an abuse survivor!!! Hurray! Ptsd is forever and then you die! Cool!!! #thankfully im in a healthy enough place but this pisses me off so much!!! #why did they have to kill Magda? #anyway uhhh AU where Magda is alive #she like stopped the bullet so it only graced her #shes alive actually!

#spn 12x04 #collections #I Am.... Sad....... #sam liveblogs

[bluh-bluh-liveblogging]

The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. - S2E13

- okay first of all the opening!

- it’s changed again! and I think I like it! (but I’ve only just come to terms with the last one xd)

- the rainbows are nice. and the increasing emphasis on secondary characters. which is probably because there’s so damn many of them.

- aaaanyway!

- oh, Mera! I love her! She’s so hungry and stupid!

- OKAY FIRST OF ALL HOW TF DCHCDUBCBZ DO YOU EVEN MANAGE TO GET 12 PART-TIME JOBS

- girl works at 2 cafes in the least. meaning at least 3h shifts. which is already not much - 5 - 7h is way more likely.

- say that’s around... she’s a high schooler and no idea which region this plays in (might have been mentioned and I just forgot? Might be Tokyo? might just be Generic Japanese CityTM tho) SO she’d earn about... 800 yen per hour?

- so 12 jobs - maybe she’s doing one/two each weekday and 6 on the weekend? say about 3h each time? bc that’s the minimum

- that would be 36h x 800 yen = 28,800 yen per week.

- now. i forgot if she’s been doing that for six weeks or six months, but since u usually get paid monthly in Japan, she must have been paid AT LEAST once

- so in 6 weeks she would have earned 172,800 and at the least been paid 57,600.

- unless she has to pay for her own rent and tuition - which is impossible because in that case, working less than this would not have been enough - UNLESS she’d stuck with her one job and simply worked longer hours which would have been more effective ANYWAY except she worked at a cafe, so probably no chance to earn money at night which she as a minor can’t do in Japan anyway, but it’s not impossible to simply work illegaly etc etc

- UNLESS that. How. HOW. did she not save more money than 500 yen. that’s less than 5$.

- LMAO

- also Saiki? BAMF

- “who’s kidnapping who here”

- flawless execution, 100/10

- this one is great too

- manga/anime about manga are the best thing ever, always

- and this is awesome

- “also, make her boobs bigger” - “N O”

- good job my dude

- fuck sexism.

- also the tohoho im crying

- nooo saiki don’t be so negative

- i also wanna go and watch pretty flowers

- wait where did he shop at 4am? a konbini?

- everyone had the same idea

- bashou-tourist

- u have nothing better to do than chilling there

- that rock  loool what marking matsumura

- “even the stuffed animal leaver is here!” “he’s not here”

- sakura-mochi

- no mentioning cherry blossoms

- RESIST

- the sports dudes

- teruhashimagicTM

- the ultimate spot-taker

- lol u really can't see the blossoms at all

- why did it fall on him?

- “you'll never become a success like me”

- lol he and his figures... evil revenge

- “sing folk songs”

- this place looks 100% like where Kakashi trained Sasuke. and where one punch man went. actually everyone

- nice training if you can do this ha ha

- “not very convincing when you’re playing with your toys”

- waaaait what he’s just doing it all over again

- wait what

- wait what

- he’s

- not doing anything else against the volcano

- holy shit

- he’s training  to stop the eruption???

- why tf cant he do that yet

- also poor guy holy shit

- no wonder he’s so done

- four times

- waaaaaait shit must have changed every time though

- like new students. bc he didn't know them

- wtf is wrong with this world

- oh hey the ending is nice

- the duet is seriously cool

- wtf is up with that elvis thing

- i like the endings story tho

- oh! the occult club is coming back!!!

#the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo no ψ nan #s2ep13 #mera-chan! #loved this episode tho #been a while since we had serious revelations about the universe #also good stuff all around #word jokes #sakura #i wanna eat sakura-mochi #saiki being badass #manga stuff #soooo nice

[skeletonheaven]

Also I'm basically talking to myself here about this series but,

I heard about Demon Slayer: Hinokami Keppuutan way before watching n reading, the game style looks beautiful (comming from someone who's basically played all the Naruto Ultimate Ninja OG + Storm games and is bugging because of the existing similarities XD also It looks like its keeping itself to season 1 but AAAAAA I cant waaaait, I ALSO WANT MUGEN TRAIN AND SEASON 2 TO COME SUBBED/DUBBED SOON!!!)

Because of this, now that I'm more acquainted, while I'm not a fan or Zenitsu(?) right now, I love how he BASICALLY has to be PERMANENTLY UNCONSCIOUS in order to be a viable fighter because he's such a fuckn paralysed coward when hes awake XD AMAZING SOLUTION!

#Zinostuff

[wannasoftimagine]

lee daehwi as your soulmate

imagine having daehwi as ur soulmate where u have the date u meet written on ur wrist

(as requested!)

ur soulmate clue isnt really visible for awhile just bc ure like. a tiny kid for the first majority of ur life lol

for awhile u just have a smudge of ink on ur wrist so,,, u dont rlly have a choice but to let it be

ANYWAYS

once u start to get older, the markings on ur wrist start to become more and more clear

ure not super sure if theyre letters or numbers or smthn else, bc it doesnt show up on ur skin quite right yet

eventually, ure able to decipher it as a set of numbers and ure like. okay cool BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN

u talk it over w some of ur family and friends, and everyone seems to have their own idea abt what it means

but the more ppl u talk to, the more they start to agree tht it seems like a date - for several years in the future

at tht point u realize that its probably the day tht ull finally meet ur soulmate, so theres not rlly much u can do abt it until then

ure a little tempted to try and search for someone with a similar clue, but there are just SO MANY to sort thru tht u decide its not rlly worth it

u try and focus on urself - struggling thru school, spending time w family/friends, typical stuff that most ppl ignore bc theyre too busy searching for their soulmate

honestly its kinda nice knowing when ull meet ur soulmate, since u can relax until then

time passes bc u kno. tht tends to happen in life

SO

it starts to get closer and closer to the date when u meet and NOW the nerves are coming

bc ure like ?? what are they like? what if i dont like them? what if they dont like //me//? where are we gonna meet? what time? do they have the same clue? what if i dont recognize them????

honestly ure a mess of worries by the time the day comes

trying to sleep the night before is almost impossible since ure such a bundle of doubts as u toss and turn in ur bed

come morning, u do ur best to dress as nice as u can

but honestly ure starting to doubt ur sense of fashion and style at this point

eventually u have to calm urself down bc theres no point in stressing out too much, or else ure just going to freak out and have an awful day, soulmate or not

then ure like waaaait a second,,

n u realize tht u dont know when exactly or where ure going to meet ur soulmate

which makes things much harder tbh

u settle on staying on a park bench, watching ppl pass and letting ur wrist casually rest beside u so its out in the open

ure hoping tht someones just going to walk by and be like oH HELLO SOULMATE

as time goes on u realize tht ure not that lucky

actually ure prob rlly unlucky bc bugs seem like theyre attacking u and u take tht as ur cue to leave

ure wandering around a little bit when u stumble across this cute little hole-in-the-wall cafe, so u decide to go in and rest ur feet there

(also maybe meet ur soulmate bc tht would be super Aesthetic u feel)

anyways

u wait around with a cup of coffee and a bagel, hoping that ull see someone walk in with a mark similar to urs

u realize pretty quickly tht it wont happen bc 1) so many ppl keep coming in and out, and 2) no one walks around showing off their wrist tbh

tht leaves u growing more frustrated and worried in ur spot

part of u wants to just approach random strangers and ask “listen im meeting my soulmate today CAN I SEE UR WRIST”

but the realistic part of u is like “what the heck no dont do tht”

u settle on agreeing with the latter

at some point, as ure boring holes into the dozens of strangers frequenting the cafe, u start to nod off

u dont even notice until one of the workers is shaking u awake with a polite smile and telling u tht the store is closing, so ure going to have to please leave

thts when ure like “wow,,, i was rlly tired bc it is LATE outside” but also “WAIT WHAT IF MY SOULMATE CAME HERE WHEN I WAS ASLEEP”

even as u frantically look around, u dont see any cutely written messages from ur presumed soulmate or anything like tht

all u can think is tht maybe ur soulmate clue doesnt mean what u thought it did

after all, its around evening already, and u still havent seen a sign of them

u end up wandering around outside again, too worried abt the possibility of never meeting ur soulmate to be freaked out over the whole “tiny kid walks around alone in the dark!!!!” thing

anywho

u keep checking ur phone (and feeling rlly grateful tht u havent run out of battery yet) and time just keeps to slip thru ur fingers

u end up going to a small restaurant for dinner, but its a place tht uve visited before and u dont see anyone new that could be ur soulmate

afterwards u decide to head on home with a heavy heart

u keep thinking “mb its not the date when we meet??”

but honestly ure not sure what else it could be

like is it the date ur soulmate is born?? but thtd be a kinda creepy age difference,,

and,,,, okay yeah u cant rlly think of anything else

u may or may not get lost a couple of times bc ure so absorbed in ur own thoughts

it doesnt help tht ure not exactly the best with directions

by the time u think ure nearing ur home, ur phone flashes at u with the time 11.51pm and ure like “???!!!!!!!!!!!”

u dont even know what to think at tht point

but then u get hit with the realization tht ure not meeting ur soulmate today and u might never meet them at all, and ure crushed with this aching sense of nothingness

ure just about ready to curl into a ball and just lie on the street for the rest of ur life when u hear someone yell “URE WALKING IN CIRCLES”

and u snap ur head up to try and see who said tht, and u see someone sticking his head out of his window and gesturing wildly

“wHAT” u manage to yell back, bc itd be embarrassing if this guy was trying to help u navigate around and u ended up sobbing back in response

“URE GOING IN CIRCLES UVE PASSED MY WINDOW LIKE 10 TIMES”

and thats.. just as embarrassing tbh

“ARE U LOST??? WHERE DO U LIVE”

all good intentions aside, u frown at his figure to tell him “IM NOT TELLING U WHERE I LIVE”, a pause, and then u add on “U CREEP” bc ure a strong independent individual who doesnt need any freaky dude in ur life

“AT LEAST USE UR PHONE OR SMTHN!!!! URE NEVER GOING TO GET HOME AT THIS POINT”

u feel a little dumb at that bc,,, honestly uve been so wrapped up in ur head tht u kinda forgot u could just use ur phone for directions back home

still just as u pull it out, it flashes a “dead battery” symbol and just. dies on u

“ITS DEAD” u tell the guy, altho ure not rlly sure why ure telling him this bc what if he really is a creep and now he knows u cant call for help ??????????

“IM COMING DOWN”

okay, thats definitely not helping ur i-think-hes-a-serial-killer idea

when he finally closes the window and makes his way down and outside to u, uve prepared urself with a rock

just,, in case,,,,,

(its not even a really good rock but u gotta do what u gotta do)

“i didnt want to keep yelling” the guy says, and he looks much sweeter in person (and when hes not screaming directions at u)

he sticks out his hand and ure like ?? but u take it anyways

“im lee daehwi!! do u want to borrow my phone?” he holds it out to u and even tho ure really tempted to take it, ure still a little skeptical

“if i put my address in there, then ull know where i live and u can track me afterwards”

he seems to find tht both very amusing and very insulting, since his face contorts into a half-laugh half-grimace

its a funny sight in of itself, so u cant help but smile at his expression

u end up bickering a little bit, and by the time he shoves his phone into ur face, u glance at the time and its past midnight and oh

today isnt the day u meet ur soulmate, then

ur face falls and he immediately yanks his hand back, obviously concerned

“are u okay?? whats wrong????”

and even tho hes still basically a stranger u cant help but show ur wrist to him and manage to explain tht u thought u were going to meet ur soulmate today, but its too late bc u still havent met them

but daehwi is giggling and ure like “dONT BE A JERK” but hes already pushing his own wrist into ur face

instead of the date, his reads “11.51 PM” in the same small dark font, and its like oh. OHHHHH

he pushes at ur shoulder, teasing u tht ur clue was more obvious bc “i had to wait around every day to see if i met someone new!!! i just want to sleep but i had no idea when id meet u”

and even as hes pouting u can barely process how relieved u are so u. accidentally zone out juuuust a little bit

he notices of course, and manages to get ur attention by saying “im glad its u tho bc ure super cute”

u stare at him, suddenly super focused on him, and he laughs

“i was just trying to get ur attention, but i do think ure rlly cute”

ure both still a bit in shock, but u manage to carry on conversations well enough bc now tht u know ure each others soulmates, ure desperate to talk to each other forever

he ends up insisting on cutting ur convo short and walking u home bc its so late, but he gives u his number and a quick, embarrassed peck on the cheek with a promise to talk to u soon

its even harder to fall asleep that night, ur head filled the memory of daehwi grinning at u like ure the best thing hed ever seen

others: jisung | sungwoon | daniel | woojin | more coming soon!

#requested #daehwi #wanna one #wanna one imagine #wanna one imagines #wanna one scenarios #wanna one scenario #lee daehwi #lee daehwi scenarios #lee daehwi imagine #daehwi scenarios #daehwi imagines #soulmate #soulmates

[beingstubbornlyme]

Ok, it’s getting nuts out here for us guys! Can the sane, cute women please stand up? No, seriously, please stand up. #RealityWinner, #KathyGriffin

Ok, ok, it's been a while since I’ve written. I've had some requests to let out my feelings (which are always ridiculous & very strong!) and honestly, it's definitely long overdue, so I am finally gonna write and it's about the ridiculous crap going on out here with some of these ridiculous women.

(It's no coincidence that most of the time, they're liberals.)

I had to write because we're reaching peak libtard. Seriously, these next examples are just from the past 7-10 days. One, one jackass liberal woman compared the #JamesComey testimony to trying to file a rape charge.

Comey is getting a little glimpse of what it feels like to be a woman trying to report a rape or sexual harassment: https://t.co/ZGXizv8c3b

— Andrea Chalupa (@AndreaChalupa)

June 8, 2017

Huh? [Rubs temples.] Second, there's the lunatic Kathy Griffin. This batshit crazy liberal did a video of decaptitating Trump, the president, pointed that out just to tweak you moronic #notmypresident liberals, rightfully received a bunch of backlash, gave a half ass apology, then after that didn't satisfy us rational, sensible people, she did what every sane person who makes a video of decapitating someone does, she BLAMED the victim! Duhhh. Oh, I failed to mention that Trumps 11yr old son saw the video & thought it was real AND this isn't the first time she's attacked a kid! [someone, please pass me 10 Ibuprofen ... oh, and that big bottle of Jack!] The trifecta of dumbassery was finished today when 25yr old liberal, loser & leaker "Reality Winner" said she plans to play the 'pretty, white, cute' card. Waaaait, whhhhaaaat?! No, seriously, c'monnnn!!

What....the...f**k?! Is she talking about herself? The only part of her description of her fugly self is "white"!! THAT WAS IT! THAT set me off! NO MORE!! It's like people are just tryin' to piss me off, or troll me! We all know I don't have a filter, and this was too much for a man to take! I will NOT sit by & let ugly ass clowns start referring to themself as cute! (Yes, THAT was my breaking point! NOT the decapitation or idiotic rape comment! Some no name calling herself cute. Hey, I have my priorities, you have yours!) Look, it's clear that I'm shallow, we all know that, and I'm not even tryin' to hide it, but I actually do appreciate all women of any look. (Well, unless you are SO BUSTED UP I cant find one compliment. Then, I'll just run in the other direction to avoid all awkewardness & me laughing in anyone's face. Hey, at least I know my asshole-ness & embrace it) But back to the subject, I am fine with women from 1-10's. Me personally, I prefer smarter women TO DATE, but when I'm bored, I like to roll out and enjoy myself a nice 8-10 Russian.

(Nooo, I am NOT an operative for Putin!) Look, no one's talking about marriage here. Plus, to be honest, I did admit that Im bored, & we ALL know that the hotter they are, the crazier they come. (Now THAT is some "settled science"). If you haven't seen the hot-crazy matrix, or you're like me & just enjoy watching it, check it out here. So, where I lose my shit is when 1-3's sashay through bars like they are 10's or 20's!! NOW, HOLD THE $@#% UP!! NO!! Nahhhh homey! THAT SHIT AINT EVEN COOL! It's annoying. Hot & smart 10's act like they're 3's and 3's act like they're 10's. [anger rising] I mean, can someone hand me a job application for "Ego checker"?! I go around letting these fuggos know that confidence is cool, but you're only allowed to go up 2 levels. 3 MAX! So all you 3's, y'all better not go over a 6 in attitude. If you do, I will call your ugly asses out. Think I'm kidding?! Ask my friend who had hold me back & pull me aside because I was about to tell off his ugly ass 2 for a friend because she thought I was ignoring her because I liked her! NO, 2! I'M IGNORING YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A 2 with a 'TUDE!!! Uggh. Ugly on the inside and out doesnt get ya laid. It gets you at home, alone on Friday, Netflix & chillin' with your cats. Yeah, cat-s! Plural.

#realitywinner kathygriffin