#haeleysrant

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sorry but if you grew up with the blue/green color pallet you’re gay now i don’t make the rules

#gay #lesbian #bi #bisexual #lgbt #lgbtq #asexual #queer #haeleysrant

[sadcourtjester]

bisexuals these days be like i’m fine then just start decomposing in front of you and your kids

#bisexual #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtq community #gay #lesbian #hozier #haeleysrant

[sadcourtjester]

hos be out here just liking frogs and not sleeping

#haeleysrant #frog #frogs #bisexual #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtq community #gay #lesbian #asexual #over the garden wall

[sadcourtjester]

just watched a 4 year old choke out a 3 year old at the playplace

#i quite literally am not kidding #haeleysrant #the kids i nanny are not involved tho

[sadcourtjester]

bitches be like “you’re mine❤️” but forget that i am in fact ruefully indentured to the machine, i belong to capitalism

#haeleysrant

[sadcourtjester]

*i give you a lil kiss, but it burns because you had a paper cut and i am full of citric acid*

#haeleysrant

[sadcourtjester]

i love my dad for the little things, like when he misspells my name or uses no punctuation in texts he sends out of the blue for no reason just because

#dad #haeleysrant

[sadcourtjester]

i am a big time gamer but it’s all stuff where you’re like a farmer or attorney or somethin

#haeleysrant #harvest moon #stardew valley #phoenix wright #animal crossing #professor layton #just a few of my baby intellectual games

[sadcourtjester]

bisexuals just be out here wearing obnoxious patterns and not using silverware and walking like they haven’t slept in eight days

#haeleysrant #bisexual #lgbt #wlw

[sadcourtjester]

#haeleysrant #wlw #lesbians #lesbian #cate blanchett #kate mckinnon #charlize theron #kristen stewart #gillian anderson #im putting out that good lesbian content today folks #drink it up sis

[sadcourtjester]

every girl remembers that magical moment when she found out gillian anderson loves women

#haeleysrant #gillian anderson #scully #dana scully #agent scully #txf #the x files #wlw

[sadcourtjester]

me serving coffee at 4:32 am

#haeleysrant #yoda #baby yoda #starwars #the mandalorian #starbucks #coffee

[sadcourtjester]

only 38 more days until animal crossing comes out 🥺

#haeleysrant #animal crossing #animal crossing new horizons #acnh #pls time go faster

[sadcourtjester]

so i got my bonus from sbux and bought some new pale yellow and white checkered vans, a new kavu backpack in blue, and a new lil vape and i feel so shiney and cool 😍

#haeleysrant #vans #vape #smok #kavu #i cant waaaait for it all to come in!!!!!

[sadcourtjester]

bloomberg out here paying tweens to make bad memes of him and my boy sanders gets it for free lol

#haeleysrant #bernie sanders

[sadcourtjester]

is it just me or is that deranged look constantly in kate mckinnon’s eyes oddly a turn on

#haeleysrant #im not kidding shes ALWAYS looking arohnd w those crazy eyes and its just..... kissable #kate mckinnon #it makes me wanna SMOOCH her #wlw #lesbian