#i cant draw bullets

[taikk0]

now, listen........................

#taikko truesona reveal bc im too embarrassed to use me.... #I STILL SHIP RAGAPOM IM JUST REALLY CRINGE #last one only exists cuz an irl told me to draw pomni in a maid outfit. id take the bullet for her she cant cook for shit #id go full malewife for her only #coming out as a pomni simp i am so sorry i am so sorry i am so s #taikko art #taikko talks 2 much #the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc pomni #pomni

[thesylverlining]

so remember when that Tumblr Fave Biggest Trans Cringe contest went down, and Pickles the Drummer was up there (as he should be) but he didnt make it very far (which is nonsense and literally only because not enough people on tumblr watch Metalocalypse, as it isn't even a contest with anyone else). well I still think he deserves a crown because of the following:

trans. also gay

WOULD have won if he were more tumblr-known because oh my god

worlds greatest drummer, legend king shit, actual canonical supernatural God, possessor of the band's sole brain cell and drug tolerance

has never been (intentionally) cool in his life (aside from SnB maybe)

shitty combover white boy locs

wouldn't know what cringe means but likes to win things. no seriously i don't think he's familiar with the term NOR the concept of shame. most of them arent (except murderface who's like 40% shame)

And so this isn't even for your consideration, he just wins because I say so. but please reblog if you agree

#metalocalypse #pickles the drummer #dethklok #trans cringe contest #i cant get rid of that last bullet point on mobile but it's funnier this way actually #sylver draws things #my art #procreate

[moeblob]

#octopath traveler 2 #partitio yellowil #sweating bullets as I try once again to draw him and figure out colors #because those refs are really hard to color grab from and i constantly cant see colors #im sorry i cant see its a curse and i draw every day without the ability to see #im trying you guys and im really stressed bc last time i posted him i apparently made him too pale #so i am trying........... its just....... so hard......... to see the refs and know what colors are what #if im still wrong about colors please just be nice when you tell me.... i dont mind being told i cant see #cause i know i cant see but i genuinely cant deal with it today after my rough day at work #so im just gonna close out and forget tumblr exists for the rest of the night

[stuartprincess]

Bullet journal theme this month is maps

If anyone needs a hand-drawn fantasy map, my commish slots are open lmao

#map #fantasy map #i got an A in map class #bullet journal #bujo #i cant wait to draw the map for my dnd campaign hehehe #so fun

[shiresome]

MORE ANIMAL CROSSING NONSENSE AAUUUGH IM SUPPOSED TO BE DRAWING FISCHOEDER

#I WILL DRAW FISCHOEDER I WILL DRAW HIM #i have ... let me check my notes #SIX HUNDRED WORDS WORTH OF DIALOGUE IDEAS FOR HIM? #and those are just the bullet points? god why cant i just like a character a normal amount #whatever. fischoeder will make his return soon #augh #animal crossing #acnh #kyle #eugene #tabby #goose #roswell #rolf #fanart #shire art

[babygirltangerine]

just dreamt i was at a movie theatre and they had posters up for bullet train and when i feverishly tried to buy tickets it wasnt even playing there 😞 the epic highs and lows of thinking i'd be able to see bt in theatres again 💔

#the poster was really sexy too it was some shit my brain conjured up and i wish i could draw and bring it to life but i cant. rip #it was an all red background and it was tangerine and lemon wearing red and black and sunglasses and holding big guns #manifesting for bullet train 2... #cause it was a serve #bullet train

[treemintart]

I've been thinking of that one piece you did with Faux putting on the Cyberhead esp what u put in the tags abt the idea that Faux comes back as Red postgame. I usually go with the theory/HC that an ai was made for red but your idea is super interesting.

like it would make sense for Faux to go by Red now bc outside of the law/police force the BRC, DJ Cyber/Futurism and the other rival crews most likely hate his guts now ( along with like the civilians that had to witness the events of the storymode ) i'd love to learn more abt this au/headcanon btw!

eyyy! i also share the hc that red comes back with an ai, its pretty neat! i kinda swap between the red ai hc and the red!faux one to be honest

i started thinking more about faux and just his overall situation and read waaay too deep into his character/actions so i became this while thinking about the hc/au

ill slap it under a readmore, unsure if its considered spoilers but it is post-game

so the idea is that after the game escher finds faux's head/body and put him back together. the two talk it out, and he gives faux the option to start new, much like how he did with red earlier in the game. knowing this is his last chance to finally get rid of his roots; to finally get away from the police, he takes it.

knowing that everyone hates him or is after him he dons a fake cyberhead from escher and starts a new identity. he hides away from everyone and never talks, not wanting to get close to anyone and be betrayed again (or to get involved with others, he doesnt need another target on his back). he slowly changes into a person who enjoys being a writer for the sake of it again like he used to, the chains of his past slowly coming off of him.

does he end up running into BRC or the other gangs later on? possibly, im unsure on how that would play out, although he might be given a chance if he seemed genuine in wanting to/has changed. (thats assuming they figure out its faux in the first place)

#ask #bomb rush cyberfunk #spoilers #brc spoilers #im glad this interested you! thank you for the ask :] #i saw someone draw escher with faux's head and it actually helped me with this #cause originally i had it as basic police or something that puts him back together but #then i remembered that escher was going to retrieve faux's body earlier in the game #so fuck it why not #hes a cool character that also deserved more #this did inspire me to also write out some general faux headcanons i have #its going in another post though #ngl i was tempted to write a fic about this but i am a LOT less confident in my writing compared to my art LMAO #who knows maybe ill bite the bullet and write anyways. cant improve if you never write

[negativezerohues]

both sniper and scout wear brimmed hats so,, when they go to kiss their hats like bump and i think its criminal theres no fanart of that

#sniperscout #speeding bullet #tf2 #i cant make this fanart because #i can’t draw hats #generally i cant draw but #hats specifically decided to hate me #tf2 headcannons

[hydra-collector]

ultimate butch-femme couple

#theyre makingme crazy #good omens #go2 #gomens #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable wives #aziraphales she/he in this and crowleys she/her. not like as a rule thats just how it was as i was drawing it #crowley wears bullet bras and you CANT convince me otherwise. got it? #ineffable spouses #FUCK i was gonna give crowley angel bits and aziraphale snake bites in this. that concept has been rattling around in my brain for weeks #but i havemt made a full finished drawing involving it #but its way too late now... #(if anyone draws that concept PLEASE show me please #grays art

[terryboot]

A little late but heres my #bulletjournal setup for August. I had to go with a Barbie theme!

Partway through drawing the barbie dream house title i realised i'd skipped a page so I decided to add in the doors to Ken's mojo dojo casa house too.

#dont look too closely at the clothing page #i cant actually draw anything related to people #my bullet journal #bullet journal inspo #bullet journal #barbie

[ghoulschooldropout]

thinking about MacCready's silly little outfit

#love to draw it hate to think about it #my dude why did you keep the back #get a shorter coat if the front part was bothering u so much instead of ?ripping??? it off??? #and what is keeping that pocket on your leg? tape? is that tape? what is that #please just rip the other sleeve off or sew a new one on #it just cant be comfortable the way it is #i would be so annoyed with the sleeves i gotta have either both rolled up or both rolled down you just cant be lopsided like that cmon man #his fucking belt is the only thing keeping this outfit together literally he takes that off his coat falls apart and his pants fall down #do you guys think he goes commando? i feel like he would (derogatory) #like aesthetically i love this outfit somehow he makes the asymmetry work for him and altogether its like ok cohesive outift #and like you look at all the parts and it paints the picture the devs wanted to tell about him-- it fits his story #like ok I Get It homeboy is a practical self-taught wasteland mercenary hurting for caps #+green to show association with gunners and call back to fo3 #but like do the bullets chafe him at all? do they jingle when he walks? or does he secure them tight enough not to? #his hat's baller though no complaints there #i like his lucky charm bullets even if they are a bit silly #would've been cool though if he had more personal beef with winslow and barnes and was like 'im saving these two bullets for them' #revenge quest shit ig lol #anyway maccready ? smooch #i bet he thinks he looks so cool hes like yeah bullets on my thigh? badass. #the shreds of my coat flapping behind me in the wind? badass #and gotta have a scarf. thats his staple #k rambles #sorry the brain rot is strong today

[urban-hart]

lil doodle to break in an empty page. i want them haPPY (but we all know happiness is terribly fleeting, esp for blorbos)

#where is the rest of lyall #idk #i cant draw a side view of the bent torso without ref yet #its very specific yet easily remedied #howebet #considr thw big tiored #i really need to get back to bullet pointing #my goals for a day #like #my ART goals #bc by the tjme i get home from work #head empty #only static noise #as i play stardoo #anyway #sketchbook #digital art #original character #liminal #caspar #lyall #hart art #oh my gosh #i wrote these tags last night #boy was i tired

[izzibeeb]

trying to get a girlfriend but my compulsive need to correct her every time she gets Romeo & Juliet lore wrong is absolutely destroying my game

#when you think about it. a girl who doesn’t accept you being annoying about your interests is a girl who can never truly love you #so really if she doesnt accept me then I dodged a bullet. when you think about it #<- insane levels of copium #I AM SO ANNOYING I CANT HELP ITTT #beebs blabbing #I am trying so hard really. but she is getting it SO WRONG I have to draw the line somewhere

[m-kyunie]

redraw of this but even more self-indulgent.

late FF7 25th-anniversary post? cautiously excited for the CC remake ⁠— I can't wait to see costa del sol in HD 🥴👀💦

speedpaint on IG

#zack fair #ff7 #final fantasy crisis core #final fantasy 7 #final fantasy vii #imo the new model from Zack is fucking ugly AND his VA is terrible terrible terrible #so heres my fantasy where Rick Gomez returns to voice Zack n there is a Wall Market scene tehee #dont ask me how he has the bullet wounds but his old haircut instead admire his nip piercings #i would eat this man alive #also i rlly wasnt joking abt having so many Zack files titled 'tit' it makes it so hard to find it /weeping #in the Org drawing i did his scar is on the wrong side too bc i ended up flipping the canvas but forgot to correct it and it haunts me #wanted that on record bc i KNOW i SEE it and i cant stop staring at it

[zeezu-ix]

textual analysis i hate you... ohhhh how i hate you

#if i could draw pictures as my analysis i so would. i can do a mean (and sexy) spider diagram #like i cannot write paragraphs unless its like. me talking #I NEED TO ASK MY TEACHER FOR HELP SO BAD BUT MY ANXIETY IS ALSO. EQUALLY SO BAD. #ive redrafted an email to send him like 3 times and i cant even write that i dont even know what I'd ask to be honest #AND URGH THIS IS COLLEGE THEY EXPECT ME TO KNOW HOW TO DO STUFF LIKE THIS BY NOW. #this is about my subway surfers analysis post from yesterday. i still havent written a single thing #i have..bullet points. about the music but thats it

[chocobox]

melonbooks needs to restock this i'm so fucking serious i'm not spending $60 on it on goodsrepublic

#sparkletwinkles #this is like a compilation book of ロラン C's mob/uk works #i already own most of the books featured buuuut it has some exclusive comics and a really nice cover. so... #it would also be a nice way to proofread a few of the ones i'm more hesitant about #before buying them on their own #because there is one i have absolutely noooo faith in #anyways aside from that #i need to find somewhere to buy nco's ruseng doujinshis #they're all older so they're hard to come across but the way they draw england is soo T__T #im not a big Ruseng fan but judt in an idgaf way im not anti ruseng because i can use it to my benefit #on the topic of englsnd ships asakiku is still that one popular ship that i still cant get into #obviously there are others i dont like for more. personal value type reasons cough cough #but asakiku to me is just so #How do they get anything done #i dont see the appeal theyre cute friends but maybe its just cause japan as a character does not do much for me?????? shrug #its funny to me that in all the asakiku stuff one of them always has to be a bit ooc. #because if one of them didn't bite that bullet they would Not Do Anything