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maybe he hurts every woman that comes into his life because he should be stoned to death and killed and stabbed and beaten and shot and drowned and

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i like when you delete a tumblr post and it says This post went to heaven. that is not where my post went

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okay americans i gotta ask because as an European i grew up with lots of american shows and cartoons and in a lot of them there was an episode where they give the protags a doll or an egg or a bag of flour or whatever and told them pretend to be its parents or something

#it was not a thing for me cuz my school did not have a home ec class #I'm American #poll

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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.

Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)

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single man in possession of a good fortune: *exists*

mrs bennet (an empath) : he must be in want of a wife

#pride and prejudice

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tuo sllup dneirfyob flowerew ym nehW

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I actually can’t be normal about anything ever I’m so sorry.

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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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Moulin Rouge! (2001) dir. Baz Luhrmann