#i can't take out anyone tho

[ritzy-biscuit]

Lol. When did this Sherlock Holmes game become Batman Arkham simulator?

#ritzy rambles #sherlock holmes #sherlock holmes game #i can't take out anyone tho #gotta be sneaky

[capricornsicle]

Teen Wolf 4x09 "Perishable" — this is a serious tv show

#I can't support setting your coworkers on fire but I do understand where he's coming from on this #as an aside I do like how this episode has multiple fire themes going on #this scene + parrish coming back but also the bonfire/music where assassins were targeting scott & co. #consistently the show portrays fire as an innately destructive force that harms/kills/takes away #despite parrish being a fire-related supernatural creature they still maintain the theme that fire bad #which is fascinating esp. because hellhounds are not necessarily good guys (even cerberus who is generally on their side) #fire seems to be a thing which you either succumb to or rise above (i.e. peter or parrish or the hale fire or brett/lori's family or kira) #someone in the writer's room was like is anyone gonna make a motif out of this and then didn't wait for an answer #teen wolf #jordan parrish #deputy parrish #teen wolf memes #twedit #teen wolf gifs #my gifs #tw fire #tw death #he comes back tho. he is ok if you're worried about that #fireproof man and his fireproof shorts

[catgirljaneway]

everytime i see something about tuvix i am filled with inhumane rage ngl

#trek thoughts #shut the fuck UP about tuvix #i'm unconvinced anyone genuinely cared about him or wanted him to live #my conspiracy theory is that the “janeway bad because she killed tuvix” thing was started by weak little men who didn't like there being #a female captain #i can't prove this but i believe it firmly and i if someone brings up tuvix to me i will kill them with the same amount of hesitation with #which janeway killed tuvix #Read: none #so what if she killed him? if my best friend was fused into a different entity and I had to choose between her or stupid smug little tuvix #creature i'd take the creature out back and shoot it with not a moment to spare #also tuvix is fucking annoying i'm not sorry #he's a smug little bastard and I hate him and want to bite him so bad #i hate him so much and i am a lover at heart it is rare for me to hate but i hate that bastard #star trek captains have done FAR worse than this but will people shut the fuck up about him? NO #he's been dead for years get over it losers #remember when janeway made a deal with the borg? now THAT was fucked up (love her for it tho) if you're going to critizise my wife at least #do it for the actual crimes she comitted #she was right to kill tuvix #but seriously i had heard tons about tuvix before watching the episode and when i finally did i was like ??? this is what people were cryin #about??? thought it would be a bigger deal lmao

[donttouchtheneednoggle]

how does one like. get a binder

#like ik how #im priveleged enough to be able to buy one #ik ehic5h company id go with #but its like im waiting for permission #which no one can really give me #like i could wait til im registered back with the doctor's but even if i was brave enough to bring it up they'd either say just don't #or your asthma is completely fine like they always do #like im the best placed to gauge if my lungs can handle wearing one #really i want someone to come along and say it'll help you're allowed this it wont be a waste of money #and you won't have to share with your parents the specifics of your dysphoria #when i could barely come out without apologizing for it even tho they were ok with it #if it were anyone else i cannot emphasize how behind them id be but when its myself im just stuck going in circles #im gon try and call sib at lunchtime and order it then bc yesterday was really not pleasant #a properly fitted binder can't be much more uncomfortable than a too small sports bra surely #and im already good at taking breaks w that so #we'll see ig #mine #gender adventures with neednoggle #not to complain abt being a skinny person w a big chest when society is obsessed w skinny ppl w big chests #but JFC

[calumsash]

Caught up in heaven but your heaven ain't the same

But I've never been a saint, have I?

#alright last one here we have fallen angels cashton TAKE 2!!! #if anyone remembers my old mb with this fic concept this one's for u #this is just like. another take on that. i just wanted to make something for it again. maybe a little darker. #trying to decide if this is just before calum gets banished from heaven or if this is after they both reconnect on earth #both options are good but maybe I'll go with the first one. a little backstory i guess #the way calum keeps crumbling and just can't keep doing this anymore. he can't keep quiet as people are suffering down there #and ashton understand. he does. but he's so scared of what they will do to them. he can't loose him. #guess what tho? he does. no matter how much he tried to talk calum out of it he just couldn't stop him. do he lost him just like that. #isn't that depressing? im sad now #god I'll never write this fic but i sure want it #5sos #cashton #5sos moodboard #aesthetic moodboard #halloweensos

[bleaksqueak]

Well well well, look who finally beat Re4remake. TSK! Silly fox, you’ll need more dextrous paws to beat the time limits for A, S and +!!

Someone teach this familiar how to game.

#ok i admit it. He’s just my little stooge taking the fall for me. #Did a whole lot of resting up lately to work on healing my back so took my time on anything strenuous on arms and back #had a great time just kind of peacefullynstrolling at mybown pace tho #absolutely loved it #will play again sometime for higher rank and difficulty #i’m wormin’ out!! #solivaga #sort of #fox friend is here #Well #resting up via not doing repetitious stuff at my desk #I can't stress enough if anyone reads these tags how much artists need to keep up on exercising and stretching and just you know #taking care of your body #it lets you do that strenuous desk sitting stuff 10x better and longer if it doesn't start falling apart

[rosenfey]

I sure as hell make too many side ocs for this game for someone who only plays on her main

#ambie.txt #ambie plays bg3 #listen I can hc they are there. in the camp. hanging out. I can't play on anyone but faerene tho #odetta gets a pass but I can only stand being evil for so long I need to take breaks

[bigbrainbiology]

Saw a meme going round, thought it fit these two <3

#fanart #owari no seraph #seraph of the end #yuuichiro hyakuya #mikaela hyakuya #digital art #my art #meme art #I can't find the og meme so please if anyone can let me know the og poster I will edit this post and link back to the creator! <3 #also is it mikayuu or yuumika? I don't know the difference pls educate me #I know it's kinda to do with ... roles or smth? Idk how to describe in a sfw way that I'm comfortable with tho TvT #PLEASE SOMEONE TAKE THIS IDEA OFF MY HANDS #I have no motivation to finish this and drawing them is hard bc there's so many better mikayuu/yuumika artists out there #and I'm more comfortable with drawing girls TvT #but I didn't want to do a mitsunoa version bc honestly I have a delayed mitsu art that needs colouring #and also a cinnamoroll shinoa that I haven't lined yet (idea 100% inspired by Slacky who did an adorable Mitsuba cinnamoroll artwork!) #quickest sketch of my life #had to gett it down while the idea was FRESH #two art posts in one day? It's more likely than you think XD #(The cleaner sketches are scheduled from a while ago shhhhh) #drew this instead of manifesting botw2 from today's nintendo direct... #I can only hope lol

[bahrmp3]

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#personal #now that the new year's has passed I feel like I can talk about it I did not have a good time lmao it started fine I guess? I was going to #play music for the new year but then mum made a comment about me still on laptop so I shut it bc ok fine let's not #then it was down hill from there? like I ignored it and was like let's not make a thing out of it so we are saying what we liked this year #/ what we want to do and mum goes and for my son I want x y z and didn't mention me so joe asks her and for if she has anything to say for #me? any wishes? but she doesn't lmao later on she goes (if only you would say what you want we do not know anything about you) #she didn't even mean it she said just to hurt like I was taking a video of this and lit off frame my face is dropping #later on she goes (and you didn't even say what you wish for us either) as she leaves and later when I'm talking to my brother #and I protest this he goes (welp what can I even say? like I told you before are pretty selfish) and idk what to say I was surprised I #don't think I'm selfish tho? I legit was the one to cook for us and got cake? I try so much but keep being labeled selfish this is the #second time he tells me that in the last two weeks I think and both are unfounded ngl anyway all of this pales in the last thing #so we call dad to say happy new year! Well joe does and I mean ok I was still pretty upset about what happened an hour ago so ofc I wasn't #cheerful when calling dad lmao but like I was saying all the right things anyway? but Joe kept gesturing at me to smile its a phone call #and after the phone call he has like (why are you always so depressed? if I were you and I finally got a laptop I would be flying from joy #why are you always so down? why can't you just be happy?) and I honestly don't know what to say lmao ok so I wasn't flying from joy with #my laptop but idk how to say it here but then like what's worst? being hurt and not a person recognising that you are hurt? and in fact #asking you why aren't you smiling? or idk being too depressed for others?? what's funnier is mum later on was like (don't let anyone words #change you you shouldn't yield to others) in reference to Joe's speech but like hello mama?? not 2 hrs ago??? #anyway so I asked her if I shouldn't be listening to her words then? and she was saying yes with confidence like does she not #see either how she hurts me? how she keeps hurting me voer and over and over??? #God I should have made that pizza and truly be selfish maybe I wouldnt have been hurt like that #tbd

[olessan]

I love the fact that I can work as hard as I can manage with a broken tooth and a dying tooth (one on each side, I've been chewing on the cavity for a year) and I still cannot save even $10 towards getting dental treatment (2 impacted wisdom teeth, + tooth broken off under the gum, + bad cavity) because I barely make enough to cover my food and board and the insane energy bill

#I'm just ranting don't mind me it's fine I am continuing to exist as usual I may delete this later bc it's a bit of a bummer to read #I prefer to keep my blogging to fun or otherwise nonserious content because it's supposed to be for decompression no real world drama here #I got into a 3 hour body language study and earned $50 so I spent that as fun money on a couple games during the Steam sale just to #take a break from the constant cycle of getting paid and then immediately saying goodbye to all but about 15 cents #(well it was 1 game Slime Rancher 2 and then 2 expansion packs one for Planet Zoo and another for Cities Skylines long play hours mileage) #I've tried to budget to buy small things like a fan or a toothbrush maybe (mine is 8yrs old and doesn't charge sometimes) but NOPE #let alone stashing away over $2000 for the amount of treatment I need given tooth extractions are $200-$500 each #I use about $50 of groceries a week ($30 USD) sometimes up to $80 if I need to buy some extra toiletries or bonuses like ham/falafel/bread #our last quarterly power bill was $1900 FOR NO REASON even for a winter one #olessan oration #the work I have is HIT/mturk type work which pays amazingly well and I am so grateful because I can't work in a traditional environment due #my inability to sleep/wake on anyone else's schedule and need for engaging work but it also means each worker is basically a contract worke #picking their own hours which is VERY HARD to stick to for me since I may also have ADHD-i but that diagnosis also costs like $2000 in Aus #so I'm doing my best fucking lmao #I have a set minimum hours I want to keep up to and move to full time but I am so exhausted by the constant background noise of #the tooth problems that I burn out very quickly #like the tooth ache isn't that bad #the tooth is actively dying but the pain isn't unbearable it just shits me off at all times #it's bearable most of the time and doesn't affect my sleep unless the temp is cold or something #it's been bad this week tho so I've gone through almost all my ibuprofen managing it #the tooth that broke off broke off earlier in the year and the gum has mostly healed over and the dead root is concealed inside my gums now #that stopped being painful in mid 2021 but when it died it was pretty bad it did stop me sleeping for a couple weeks #Christmas 2021 involved me contemplating ripping the tooth out myself lmao #the nerve eventually died seemingly without an abscess #unless I DID have an abscess but that seems extremely unlikely because abscesses are SEVERE AND HORRIBLE AND LIFE THREATENING #sometimes I can feel the tooth ligament wiggling on its own or I like flex it by accident it's so weird bc the tooth is gone so #the ligament is still holding onto the root but with way less weight #anyway I am eating my mac n cheese n veg with the side that has the missing tooth because the cavity tooth has a big bruise along the gumli #gumline which may be from overzealous brushing (I fill the tooth will temporarily filling putty and it needs to be cleaned well when the #putty falls out)

[n1ghtwarden]

i appreciate that you don't even have to convince minth to take the astral tadpole. girl is READY AND WILLING to just consume it.

#she's at this point i think where she is so desperate to have agency and power for once in her life that she will do ANYTHING to hold on to #it. the ends justify the means (when in reality they don't); but her idea of safety and power is just repeating the cycle she JUST got out #of herself. she doesn't trust easily; everyone she's known in her past has always turned on her in some way. she can't even trust or love #her FAMILY members. no one has EVER known her heart; she's never let anyone in - the way she is desperate to regain agency after being #tortured and used as a puppet for the absolute - and having lived a life of service to lolth and the beanre - its understandable that she #would take the jump and chance to become half mind flayer and feel 'safe' in that power i would never let her do it in any playthru tho. no #ooc. claireposting. #RAMBLING IN TAGS ABT MY POOKIE

[watermelonsenpai]

Let's see how many anxiety and sleep meds I can take before I black out because I can't deal with being conscious anymore. Everything is fake and nothing is real, the rules are fake, they're made up and they don't matter.

#already took enough that i feel buzzed like i drank #i just wanna not feel like this anymore #i would take any drug that was offered to me right now #might hit up the giant homeless group at the park and ask if anyone wants to fight me #would love to get punched in the face so i can feel anything else #would also love to beat the shit out of someone to feel my fists make contacts with a body #is cool tho nothing to worry about #just gonna be joining that homeless group tomorrow if we can't pay $3000 lmao #i love being alive in this fake world with fake money and fake lines and people that hate other people for just living their life and being #a certain color or having pigments on their skin that make them look different and oh man gotta kill about it #gotta kill em. they look different? kill em #it's the only rational and smart thing to do obviously #you know #it's cool #being alive is cool #it's not fucking pointless it's not like I'm living the exact reason why i hate this fucking world #I'm a product of my environment #and this environment has filled me with so much rage and hatred and violent thoughts and wanting to hurt things #it's cool though #no biggie gang gang bitch #🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙 #watermelon-sempai #personalmelon

[kingcervix]

It's 3 am and I'm nauseous and I don't have a date tomorrow but I also don't NOT have a date tomorrow. It's platonic..but it might not be by the end of.it. if I have anything to say about it

#queerhottopic.txt #ig ore the spelling mistakes idc anymore #I can't tell if I wanna date him or what but I'll feel it out tomorrow and go for it if it seems right ig #I'm dead tired and sickly this is a terrible start #what if he thinks I'm ugly #also do I pass now??? am I supposed to use the men's bathroom when I get there. I need to bring temp tats #and my wallet. my big fuck of a wallet. Idk if I'll bring my headphones. my fat fuck pockets better fit this shit #and I nedd to take $20 out. don't let me forget. not that I'm explicitly asking anyone to remind me tomorrow. it's just something to say #I better not overheat and turn into a puddle tho. I need my hoodie or I'll die. but also it's like 9000 degrees. choices. #and I'm gonna wear my glasses. what if he doesn't even recognize me at first. he already forgot I wore glasses once before #all things for me to figure out in.... 8 ish hours #tags r funny bc this is literally just me writing out my train of thought. this is what my freak ass brain looks like from inside #I'm gonna go pass out now. the sleeping one not the fainting one. okay goodbye

[alongtidesoflight]

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#so i have an app to pay train and bus fares with #and i'm living at the cusp of two counties and they have different fares #luckily i don't have to cross the county borders so i don't have to deal with that hassle but yesterday when i was #miles away from home and needed to get the bus to a hub city so i could get the train home from there #the app stopped working #and basically told me it's an invalid area fare or whatever when i never left my county #so okay whatever the hub city has ticket machines if i can just manage to get on the bus i can buy a train ticket there #turns out tho that i was about a buck short on the bus ticket and that they don't take debit cards #so since my sister took the car to work i had no other choice than to walk #two and a half whole ass miles to get to her workplace arriving just in time to hitch a ride home with her #and i guess so far that makes for a funny story but when i returned home i checked my paypal and bank accounts just to see that #they still took 35 BUCKS out of my account because my ticket request filed 7 times #and they take 5 bucks put of your account temporarily until the authorisation has been processed #but the authorisation never happened because i didn't get a ticket #so those seven ticket requests that somehow filed are still in an authorisation process #24 hours after i didn't get on the bus because i didn't get a ticket #and i can't call anyone about it until tomorrow because no one works on sundays here #and i'm only ~slightly~ fuming about it #paying 35 bucks for something that's meant to be 4 bucks and that i didn't get anyway having to walk all those miles instead #they better not try to talk their way out of this tomorrow

[wildermouse]

vent ii.

#so i guess i went over the tag limit and didn't realize so half of that vent post was cut off #cool cool #basically i said i think next year is gonna be a year of figuring shit out #probably not fixing anything but trying to figure out ways to make my life.. work better #i also really want to travel next year. because travel is the only thing that makes me feel sane and alive and happy #i already have a trip to amsterdam in the works to meet up with a bunch of online friends and i wanna make it work so bad #so i need to make sure i have enough money for that #but i also want to do a trip somewhere pretty that i haven't been like wales or scotland #or even a road trip somewhere in north america #but i cannot drive and so i can't go alone and also i like sharing my adventures with people #but i don't think anybody wants to travel with me so there's that #i need to figure out another way to make income apart from my shop bc i'm barely scraping by #and i WANT to do barn chores again #even tho it take a huge physical toll on my body i would rather do that than another job bc i can do things at my #own pace and i rarely have to interact with anyone and i can be around horses all day #but to do that i would have to move in with my mom and i don't think she wants me living there and idk how much she would charge me rent #it would also cause a lot of problems with my dad. he would be uspet and bitter and probably mad at me. #and would also try and convince me to stay like 'i'll drive you to the barn every week!' which would be 2+ hours of driving and #him driving me to work every day was part of why i had a breakdown and quit my last job bc he would cause so much anxiety #but my mom is literally surrounded by barns where she lives aND is on a bus route so #tbc

[lconoclasts]

is agent black a gym rat. Where has she been working out for hundreds of years. He barren ass apartment. I would say greys living quarters but does she actually go anywhere. I think she walks everywhere. She counts her steps

#text that should be about royal #This is completely headcanon bait #Like I have a really hard time imagining her going places #Actually yeah a gym would be very fucking loud... #As established her home is barren... But I think having workout equipment no top sheet no bedframe is good #She drinks black coffee. As we all know. She absolutely takes like a fuck ton of supplements. As we know. #I think she eats certain foods before she works out but hides it from other people because she doesn't want to talk about it #Like I can't imagine her as a coworker I just see her as a spectre #...grey teases her about the food thing but doesn't actually reveal it to anyone. #What does she eat actually. Does she cook? She can. She definitely can. I just imagine her with so much anhedonia #No.... She has a favorite meal............. It's a secret tho. It's the one luxury she allows herself. #Is this angst. Agent black breakfast angst. #I gotta go take out the recycling