#gotta be sneaky

[neptune-scythe]

We as a society do not talk enough about how Kaz Brekker, Dirtyhands himself, the Bastard of the Barrel, carved an entire underground tunnel from his club ... To his besties house

There is no explanation for this other than that he is king softy

Like just imagine how much money that would cost, and how much work. Like sure bro is rich as fuck but like be fr, there is no way he would do all that for crime and gang business, it's just not practical. Like take the surface roads it costs nothing and it's probably not that much slower

Like bro fr just wanted a secret short cut so he could drop in on his babes whenever he wants and never be seen by the masses

Got a reputation to uphold after all

Can't have the pigeons seeing Dirtyhands taking another trip to the Geldstraat to visit his favourite boys

#there is also no heterosexual or monogamous explanation for this #but as a diehard aroace i can find several #i just prefer to ignore them in this instance #bros are gay #they so gay bro had to build a whole underground tunnel to see his boyfs #alternatively hes just a softy and wanted to check up on them without them noticing #cuz god forbid they catch him caring #gotta be sneaky #im literally just projecting at this point #the entire tags are just projection #why are the tags a whole post in themselves #reply with a crow emoji if you read all these tags #for science #grishaverse #six of crows #kaz brekker #dirtyhands #the bastard of the barrel #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #wesper #Kazper #kazlan #polycrows #jesper x wylan #jesper x kaz #kaz x Wylan #jesper x kaz x wylan

[ritzy-biscuit]

Lol. When did this Sherlock Holmes game become Batman Arkham simulator?

#ritzy rambles #sherlock holmes #sherlock holmes game #i can't take out anyone tho #gotta be sneaky

[friendlyfoxpal]

Pig Mine

Chrome carefully walking through a sleeping pig mine Gotta be light as a feather! Don't make a sound!

#g/t #giant/tiny #my art #Poppy and Chrome #gotta be sneaky #so many pigs

[rabbitslikecarrots]

How to Be Gay, Do Crime:

1. Go to a public garden with parents

2. Get a child’s ticket (despite being 28)

3. Sneakily break off dead flower heads to collect seeds (they must be dry and only take a small amount - the garden needs to collect it’s seeds too)

4. TINY BOTTLE!!

(The label says miscellaneous stolen seeds)

#gardening #be gay do crimes #seeds #tiny things #I am an adult why do people think I’m under sixteen?? #gotta be sneaky

[cherpbooboo]

Put 👏 your oc’s age 👏 in the prompt 👏 or at least an age range ffs I don’t want to rp with characters that are barely legal

They’re trying to be sneaky

#zari #anonymous #cherp confessions #cherp #cherp.chat #roleplay confessions #gotta be sneaky

[wildbasil]

hello tumblr, can our next mass hyperfixation be welsh myths please 🥺

#Y Mabinogi #the mabinogion #Rhiannon #Gwydion fab Dôn #Lleu Llaw Gyffes #welsh mythology #celtic mythology #hmmm i gotta make gwydion look more sneaky #gwydion is a problematic fav of mine lol #magic man pig thief shitty uncle #the eagle is his nephew btw #...................... #.......

[beskarfrog]

Maybe dinluke-it The Kiss, 1859 by Francesco Hayez ?

big heart eyes for how your brain works @cutoutthepoetrywatson

#dinluke #the mandalorian #digital art #dinluke art #master work #painted 1BBY by coruscanti artist during sabbatical on tatooine #later purchased by current mand'alor leading to speculation on the couple's identity; no comment forthcoming from mandalore #museum title: the kiss #alternate title: when your guy won't let you leave without a kiss even tho you needed to be in your ship an hour ago #so you gotta find an alleyway to sneak a smooch in #the original artwork's scenery reminded me of tatooine and i wanted to put luke in lighter clothes for contrast so early meeting au!! #also some sneaky original armor din

[starbiology]

im starting a campaign as part of game testing a new rpg and

how far do you think i can get until my partner realizes ive based my character off The darkest faerie ahhdjf

#gotta be sneaky and silly just for the hell of it #one time my partner based their character off danny phantam and it took me so long to figure out lololol

[obsob]

happy autumn!!!

#mine #original #heeheh ordered some new prints yesterday..... #i went to th library also! got a book ive already read to read again before reading th sequel #and also a new book...hehehe...... #ive been reading on my kindle so much it will be nice to read a real book #if anyone wants to send me £30 so i can buy th hands of the emperor by victoria goddard that would b great #why so. why costs so much money. relax #th second book comes out in nov heheheHEHEHE #book im reading rn is pretty good but also these guys are rock hard at like any given moment #theyre like we need to be sneaky...people cant know...anyway want 2 hve loud passionate sex behind this tree #which. i mean im not complaining. #th last book i read was pretty dull but all the reviews are like 5 STAR CHANGED MY LIFE did we read the same book #anyway. happy saturday! #also they updated how u do posts n i gotta say......being able 2 edit tags? godsend #gods know i cannot spell

[tottallytoby]

One joke gets on my dashboard and here we are. they kiss.

#how to hide from your student that youre obviously in love with her older sister #gotta be professional n shit #theyre not sneaky abt it the cmc are just not very clever #im going to draw them in love #no one can stop meee #mlp #my little pony #my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp fim #my art #mane 6 #applejack #mlp applejack #cheerilee #mlp cheerilee #mlp rarepair #mlp rarepairs #cheerijack

[satans-knitwear]

It has been 5 days and I have forgotten how to speak in my normal human voice.

#This was not entirely a fluke!! She does respond to Sabine already!! Even from another room in the house!! #Probably just because she is so curious about what's going on everywhere but I'm proud of her anyway #She slept on my neck again last night and woke me up by trying to give me some new ear piercings 😂 #Forget getting ur ears pierced at Claires babes!! Get a little puppy with shark teeth to do it for free!! #Not hygienic or accurate but thats hardly different from Claires anyway 😂 #I feel so so lucky to get to love such creatures. Baby belle would be trying to teach this one all her sneaky tricks already #I remember forgetting how to human voice properly when we got Big baby Rosie as well. Puppy talk is infectious fr #I finally scraped together the coin together to sort out her microchip! Next up I gotta sort her followup vaccinations! Phonecalls are scary #Daily/Regular pupdate

[ditto-dex]

Which is ditto's favorite and least favorite pokemon to imitate and why?

Ditto likes pokemon it can imitate seamlessly and be a lil sneaky, doesn't like the more complex ones that it can get found out easily

#gotta be sneaky :) #crestles #ask #modspeak

[bo-bo-bean]

This just came to my head after watching Smi77y

#happy tree friends #htf #htf flippy #HTF sneaky #htf mouse kaboom #htf tiger general #the general has been gay admit it #i know this isnt how the game works but eh #it's funny #plus i didn't think i would finish this #it turned from traces to this! #i stun myself sometimes #gartic phone #smi77y #funny guy #you guys should watch him #i gotta draw tiger general more

[bunnies-and-sunshine]

Fort Bun.

River:  This box fort is great--I can see everything from up here! [sneakily chins the ledge]

Simon:  I saw that!

#bunnies #bunny box fort #gotta share your toys #sneaky bun #simon and river bun

[melongumi]

Because I only just figured this out --

FYI, fanfiction.net intermittently turns off your email alerts now, and you have to actively opt-in from your account settings every six months in order to continue receiving story alerts.

So if anyone else's inboxes have been strangely sparser than expected... That's yer problem right there,

#pretty pissed that they didn't send an email alert when they MADE this change #but i've gotta assume it was put in place to prune inactive “users” so they can spend less on sending emails...? #so it makes sense to be sneaky about it #even if it is scummy of them

[loganslowdown4]

Patton: Hey Janus! Want to third wheel on my date with Remus tomorrow?

Janus: I guess...

Patton: Logan! Want to also third wheel on my date with Remus?

Logan: I suppose that’s alright...

Patton: Great! I’ve always wanted to go on a double date!

Janus: ...Wait

Logan: I’m sorry?

(Janus & Logan look at each other, blushing hard)

Remus: (laughing) I can’t breathe, nice one babe (high fives Patton)

#patton just a sneaky wingman #gotta trick the nerds into a date they’ll never admit their feelings otherwise #loceit #ts loceit #intruality #ts intruality #thomas sanders #sanders sides #sander sides #logan sanders #patton sanders #janus sanders #Remus sanders #ts logan #ts patton #ts janus #ts remus #sanders sides incorrect quotes #incorrect sanders sides