#i can’t get enough of this man

[inrockstarfashion]

Lando just wants you in his lap all the time. It’s an easy way to be close to you without having to stop what he’s doing, like having a conversation, watching a movie, gaming, etc. However, the first time he did it, he was home for a weekend and spending a lot of time catching up on livestreams with Max.

Lando got an idea and paused the game for a moment.

“Babe? Are you busy?” He is greeted with footsteps walking closer to the room.

“Not really. What’s up?” You answer leaning in the doorway, one hand braced on the frame.

“Can you come here?” He turns his gaming chair towards you. “Please?” His voice is slightly whiny.

You give him a hesitant look but walk over to him anyways. He reaches out for you, grabbing ahold of your hips and pulling you into his lap before reaching for his controller, trapping you between his arms, and starting up the game. At first you were confused because he never said anything after that other than yelling at his PC when his character died.

“Lando?”

“Hm?”

“What exactly am I here for?”

“Am I not allowed to miss my girlfriend?” He defended himself while still locked in on whatever game he and Max were playing. Your heart melt a little bit at his statement and accepted his response. You readjusted yourself so you lay your head on his shoulder and watched him play his game, drawing random shapes on the front on his shirt.

Eventually, you got kind of bored and asked Lando if you could take a turn next time he died. He perked up a bit at your question and agreed, showing you the different controls before passing it off to you, removing his headphones, ruffling his curls, and placing them over your ears, letting you readjust them before starting another round. Lando wrapped his arms around your middle and rested his chin on your shoulder to watch you play his game. He listened to you and Max make conversation and laughed when you accidentally fell off a cliff.

“Chat is going absolutely mental over you two right now.” Max stated is disbelief, reading off some of the comments. “‘I want what Lando and Y/n have’, ‘The only thing I’m kissing is a shotgun after this stream!’” Max laughed and continued to read off a few more comments that caught his eye. Lando just smiled and squeezed you tighter, giving you a light kiss on your neck before returning to his original position.

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I’ve been binge watching a lot of Lando’s and Max’s old streams and the March 7, 2023 stream is easily on of my top favorites to watch. I’ve been working on another fic with Max Verstappen but it’s taking me much longer than I thought but watching the livestreams gave me this idea and wanted to get something out. Hope you enjoyed this short little drabble until I can get time to work on my other story. Let me know if you have any ideas and if you want to see something for another driver!

Ciao!

#formula 1 drivers #formula one #formula1 #lando norris #lando norris x reader #lando norris x you #lando norris x y/n #max fewtrell #lando norris x female reader #I can’t get enough of this man

[floweryred]

*Beatboxing begins*

Honey Honey Honey

Must be runny

In this Minecraft world

Honey Honey Honey

Always Spongey

In this Minecraft world

Oh Ahhhhhhhh-ahhh-ahhhh

All the things I could buy

If I sold all of this honey

In this Minecraft World

*Beatboxing ends*

#joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #hermitcraft season 10 #I can’t get enough of this man #As a theatre kid with a particular love for this song (don’t tell anyone) this actually made my day #especially bc Oli did SOS earlier for that smp which is another banger ABBA song #oohhhhhh

[darlingpetra]

I feel like he’s staring into my soul 🫠

What you doing if you catch him looking at you like this 😩

#help #folding immediately #I can’t get enough of this man #bg3 astarion #astarion #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 screenshots #bg3

[runningmunson]

My head is so far up TGC’s ass, I just need to be put down at this point

#I can’t get enough of this man #send help please

[anyanary]

When I tell you I went FERAL, HE WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME

#I AM ON THR FLOOR #WOOFDJNEJDHUEHB #AS IF XIAO WASN’T ENOUGH NOW ANOTHER SHORT ANEMO MAN HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD #He’s perfect sobs #can’t wait to triple crown him #trying to get his c3 atm please hoyoverse no more ningguangs #genshin #genshin impact #genshin fanart #genshin impact fanart #Heizou #genshin heizou #genshin impact heizou #shikanoin heizou

[toastcryptid]

Continuation of this

#superbat #batman #superman #toast art #Clark rolling that beautiful bean footage in his head #the beans are non-conductive silicone and I KNOW would be good to touch #feels like….Polly pocket clothes #also… #emphasizing here that Bruce is NOT small Clark is just a 6’7 freak #big body big hands big head big gay thoughts #which makes Bruce (hulking 6’3 slab of meat) look like a demure little purse dog #idk why I need to let everyone know this because it has nothing to do with this art (which is about toe beans) but I digress #I’ve said enough in these tags #but I think the idea of Bruce being a big guy by regular standards but then being thrown into a group of super human giants #thus making him a little shrimp by compairison is like….so funny augughgjfj #little man who can’t fly and ​gets thrown around like a beanbag #okay okay I’m done

[whaliiwatching]

get remixed, bitches

#spider man: across the spiderverse #spider punk #spider noir #hobie brown #noirpunk #UNIVERSE SIGNATURE SWAP WOOHOOO #the quotes on noir are part revolutionary poetr and part The Constitution #specifically the bit about how the people are allowed to overthrow the government if it sucks #i thought their personalities might be a little more muddled too #noir’s more upbeat and jaunty while hobie gets a lil serious #not much changes story wise for them though #the picture of new york is mine!! i think it’s nyc but i can’t remember #noir in color is so cursed. i don’t like it. this was fun but i’m not doing it again #honestly the more i look the more i dislike #oh whatever it’s good enough

[rainbowpufflez]

Giovanni homophobia arc™️

#they’re all fucking with Gio which is why Rose still asks about them all dating #the real reason Team RR fell apart /j #they aren’t called Team Rainbow Rocket for nothing 😏 #all ur ships can be real if you’re brave enough #someone get Cyrus’s aro/ace outta there tho #that poor man just wants to leave #Archie and Maxie makeout session #Ghetsis is homophobic cause I say so /hj #sorry for the jumpscare in page two (lying) #Gus and Lys wouldn’t actually be dating at this point in the timeline but they are here for the joke #I tried on the French can’t promise it’s right 😭 #my friend checked it tho so hopefully we slay (shoutout to my friend tho fr!!) #All u need to know is Lys has murderous intentions as per usual #Archie is trans because I love him #Lys is Archie and Maxie’s designated fight stopper cause I hate him #team rainbow rocket #giovanni pokemon #lysandre pokemon #cyrus pokemon #lusamine pokemon #chairman rose #archie pokemon #maxie pokemon #ghetsis pokemon #perfectworldshipping #hardenshipping #<- u can tag it as other ships those are just the two ones I definitely implied #go crazy go stupid #make em a big polycule why not /hj #rainbowpufflez art tag

[inrockstarfashion]

I just want to be domestic with him.

I want to wake up and make him coffee. I want to be cooking breakfast and see him stumbling into the kitchen with crazy bed head, all bleary eyed, and hug me from behind before kissing the side of my head. I want to hug him and kiss his cheek. I want to lay on top of him and draw random shapes on his chest while we watch TV. I want him to lay on top of me while I run my fingers through his hair and trace the features on his face.

I just want to be soft with him.

Ciao!

#formula one #formula 1 drivers #formula1 #carlos sainz #carlos sainz x y/n #carlos sainz x you #carlos sainz x reader #i can’t get enough of this man #I’ve never felt so lonely in my life #I really just need a hug #he just seems like the perfect lazy day partner #I also feel like a hug from him in a hoodie would be amazing

[aceredshirt13]

having read nearly all of the Jeeves short stories, it’s so funny to me that Bertie’s bisexuality manifests as casting a wide but shallow net at girls and a narrow but ridiculously deep net at men. He thinks girls are pretty on a reasonably frequent basis, and has tried to marry at least four women thus far (not counting the unwanted engagements), but when it doesn’t work out he’s over it in 24 hours. Meanwhile he shows absolutely no interest in and never gives flattering depictions of 99% of the men in his life, but will praise Jeeves to anyone who will listen, wax poetic about his appearance (and get defensive on his behalf about it when a child insults it), and is absolutely inconsolable when they are separated.

(also Bertie is in no way allosexual. he is canonically terrified at the thought of reproducing. and due to the narrow but deep net on the other end I don’t imagine he’s going around sleeping with loads of men, either. that man’s either demi as hell or just entirely ace)

#red randomness #jeeves and wooster #bertie wooster #reginald jeeves #wooves #jooster #100 and up neat #finally determined my take on Bertie orientation and had to get the thoughts out #granted I have only read the first three short story collections + Extricating Young Gussie (re: none of the novels or last two stories) #so I can’t speak for the few stories following that or any of the novels #but this is my StanceTM #curious to see what that pastiche Jeeves and the Wedding Bells is like and whether or not it matches this #because if it’s focused on a Bertie het romance then I have trouble seeing it #he truly doesn’t seem invested enough in women for it to carry a whole book??? #they’re more like crushes or cheery whims #while Jeeves is so close to his heart that he can’t bear to be without him. a source of comfort as a person beyond just what the man does #side note there are two pastiches I’ve heard about that put Bertie with Bobbie Wickham and that sounds untenable lmao #Bertie would be at his wit’s end #also I heard she gets a guy later anyway?? and at this point Bertie’s already fallen out of love with her besides??? #truly the greatest sin of those two pastiches is separating him from Jeeves though. good fucking luck #it also sounds like the show is kinda different?? but I’ve never seen it #anyway I’m rambling without all the information so maybe this is total nonsense but hey!

[vigilskeep]

if you took a bad enough hit while dao rock armour was active, could you have scars from blunt force trauma that spiderweb like cracks in stone

#i should be so fucking asleep right now but hear me out. minerva. landsmeet duel. loghain has shield bash. do you hear what im saying #i was thinking about magical scars for him actually #but that fucking armour. you have to cook him in it like a lobster in its shell #sometimes i think mages are overpowered for that fight realistically #and then i remember those close quarters and how fucking massive i think he is #he’s like a foot and a half taller than minerva. crikey #okay im saying fuck a lot but the crikey is a sign. need to sleep. need to sleep #but minerva literally cracked open during the landsmeet divorce #and only afterwards when nobody is watching letting her skin turn back from stone #holds it for so long that wynne can’t fix it clean #loghain SHOULD have a scar too for matchie matchies #its crushing prison she usually uses. crumpling that man like a tin can #that could fuck you up. less visible though. i’ll workshop #i dont think shed get enough of a grip to pull off something like #a handprint burn #maybe a slice across the cheek from a blade of ice #i’ll workshop. i’ll workshop. goodnight

[royaltea000]

Put my babygirl in a babydoll 💖✨

#both my friend and my sister were like you should get into re I think you’d really like it #whenever someone tells an artist to get into something they only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting 🙄 #I mean I want it too but- #my brand among my close ones is just any animated man but sexualized or2 #I can’t believe this is what I’m known for among them #fair enough tho lol #resident evil #resident evil fanart #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #leon scott kennedy #digital art #my art #artists on tumblr #digital illustration #procreate #digital painting #lingerie #resident evil leon #resident evil 4

[sincerely-sofie]

*gently places angsty Twig comic in your hands*

There comes a point in healing, sometimes, where you must grieve the child you never got to be, and bury her along with the desperate hope of one day somehow becoming her.

It isn’t fair. And it never will be.

But you grieve the child, still.

#hey so do you think the PMD universe has a concept of PTSD or #I gotta admit I’m not so sure about posting this one either ;w; #i like. never make my angstier works public. so this is very new to me #man this AU really is just Twig Going Throught It huh #I promise it gets better #there’s a happy ending pending #Twig just has to get to a point where she can’t keep pushing things aside #she’s got to hit rock bottom so hard it knocks enough sense into her to ask for help #also when Young Twig appears beside Adult Twig she’s not literally there! #not sure if that was clear #Twig talking about how she feels messed up just reminded Grovyle of something she said while a human #it was a lil flashback on his end #*slips tumblr a $20 bill* please let this be less blurry than the last comic #stuff by sofie #the present is a gift AU #pmd2 #pmd eos #pmd explorers #pmd sky #pmd #pmd au #pmd comic #pmd grovyle

[r1nzler]

a redraw of an older piece. boba fett!!!!

#art #boba fett #star wars #idk man i love him can’t get enough of him #my art

[synonymroll648]

headcanon that as sophie ages, she gets more and more off-put by how she still looks twenty at some age past 40. the only wrinkles she has are smile lines and a barely-there crease between her eyebrows that never leaves. no gray hairs. it doesn’t feel like there’s any physical evidence of how much stress aged her too fast.

(maybe she dyes more grays into her hair to feel better about her reflection, the more time passes by. maybe, on bad days, she contours wrinkles into her skin with makeup. maybe the bad days get more frequent as she ages outside the human lifespan. maybe.)

#i feel like fitz and dex are the only friends of hers that really get it #since fitz understands more surrounding human cultures than most elves thanks to his firsthand experience in the search #and dex grew up with his mom’s romcoms #which would probably show some human perspectives on aging #and his mom explaining some things that didn’t quite make sense to Smol Dex #but i’ve always imagined sophie turning up on fitz’s doorstep in the middle of the night #with tears running down her face and saying she didn’t know who else to talk to about almost-immortality feeling so so so wrong as she #gets older. not necessarily just because he knows more about humanity than most of her group #but also because like. there’s some part of her that says ‘if he can help you through learning to be an elf at 12 maybe he can help you at #42 too’. and they’re cognates. and they’ve gotten old enough to set aside teenage grievances with one another #and i like the idea of them sitting on a couch together by lamplight and trying to navigate the cultural and personal differences #in how the two of them and humanity and the lost cities view mortality #and not really reaching a concrete conclusion. but rather. a conclusion that keeps the two of them sane until they reach triple digits. #and then they have the conversation again. and come up with a plan to stay sane in their triple digits. and the same thing pops up in their #thousands. idk man the whole thing screams trust down to the bone and that’s what they should have when the war is over #is there anything more Cognate than talking through wildly different fears surrounding the same thing that make both parties #super vulnerable??? down to how your minds work in the face - or lack of - death? #maybe so but i can’t think of them off top of my head #kotlc #sophie foster #kotlc headcanons #keeper of the lost cities

[solarpunkani]

Oh yeah also wanted to share with the Sunflowers that this weekend I’m gonna do one of those invasive plant pulling events in a local park!! Its gonna be my first time going to one and I’m excited (and a lil nervous but yknow). A friend’s also coming with so I don’t gotta be alone, which I appreciate because A: nervous about going alone and B: she doesn’t even like plants or outdoorsy stuff so we have to stan her putting up with my idea of Fun Activity being ‘yanking plants out of the ground’

All this to say I urge yall to go live out your solarpunky dreams. And apparently the native plant society’s website is a good place to start finding events like these.

#out of queue #ani rambles #‘ani thats obvious’ clearly not enough #i always thought these were a like ‘if you know you know’ kinda thing. like a word of mouth thing #or ‘if you don’t walk on the street and find a poster taped to a light pole you simply aren’t meant to know’ #but no. all you gotta do is go to your county’s native plant society’s event page and they’ll be like #‘COME HELP US. HERES THE DAY. HERES THE TIME. BRING SUPPLIES. HANG OUT. #man. i need to get gardening gloves huh. #and maybe a tool to bring other than a trowel #well actually it says shovel or trowel #it also says buckets or garden wagons but uh #can’t bring those bc im staying at my friends house for awhile