Loki: [hands goldfish] Hey Casey, here’s that fish I was talking about.
Casey: 🥺 OMG he’s so cute I love him I’m gonna name him Loki and he’ll be my best friend! I’ll feed him and take him on walks and teach him how to play fet-
Loki: So since I gave you a present, it’s only fair you give me one too, right? Like a “welcome to the office” paperweight or idk stones something like that.
Casey: [opens drawer] What’s your favorite color?
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