#i am..

[lunarpiscesangel]

i just wanna grind on their thigh so bad i just i need to rub myself against them while they give me that look accompanied by their voice, overflowing with fake pity, “poor baby, you’re just so needy huh? can’t even wait for daddy to touch you properly, you just have to make a mess of yourself, such a pathetic little baby”🥺🥺🥺

#🥺🥺🥺🥺 #d #personal #I am.. #desperate tonight #need to uh #need to grind on their leg

[waxsuyaaa]

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hey guys uhh so i want to make an arg, this was supposed to be starting in january but NO ONE JOINED btw i am now desperate enough to put this out there because people dont want to actually CONTINUE HELPING OUT

i had like a singular friend and she told me that she wanted to do it so i gave her the project all simplified and all the pixels were PERFECTLY there to colour in and she didnt even do it (she keeps telling me its halfway done) its been 2 months, im evaporating

the test animation i gave her was 9 seconds long which she didnt finish i am losing hope

this is going to be a huge project i hope someone comments something actually and thanks for listening to me being angry i will now finish the the test OUT OF SPITE BECAUSE AAAAHHHHUHHJJH ok bye

#deep cut #deep cut splatoon #frye splatoon #shiver splatoon #big man splatoon #frye onaga #shuver hohojiro #big man #frye deep cut #shiver deep cut #big man deep cut #shivrye #I AM.. #SOOOOO DISAPPOINTED #I THOUGHT THIS WOULD WORK #ANYWAYS #DOESNT MATTER NOW #AAAAGHAHGHG #LETS GOOO #Youtube

[thebookowal]

bored + wanted to try new brush = Guaka meal (new oc )🥳

He loves to take pictures he might look like jelly and he is he is green jelly it’s just he likes to call himself Guaka meal

and he thinks everything is beautiful, no matter how ugly looking at is *ahm* anyways, now I’m stuck with him

Oh yeah and he doesn’t know what personal space is

And he named his camera click

#Thebookawol #Guaka meal #I am..

[thethreedeadkings]

I am a monster. I am sick. I am filthy. I am unlovable. I am damaged. I am not right. I am ugly. I am angry. I am in pain. I am bleeding. I am confused. I am lost. I am tiered. I am scared.

#thethreedeadkings #I am.. #my text

[gyubby99]

@disneyanddisneyships I know I said I would write but..

#my ocs #im.. #i just.. #i am..

[fluffyselfships]

Don't be sorry! I adore you and Bob together and when you post art and stuff it always makes me very giddy :3

AHSHJD TY🥺 im glad shsh <333 there will be a lot more where that came from👀👀

#i am.. #in love your honor #mod bun

[kagejima]

my apologies to everyone for the hq oliver barnes smut im in the process of writing. please forgive me, he is beeg, my size kink is clawing up the walls rn.

#i am.. #feral is an understatement really #wendy can attest to this. #🎤: rae is in the vocal booth

[jerseyclown]

the editing process is actually one of the most fun parts of writijg if ur fucking insane

#i am..

[writing-shroom]

To my dear wife, I miss you and I hope you're doing well <3

WIFEYYY are you okay ;-; i miss you tooo

And I'm doing well im doing amazing i hope youre doing just as amazing

#🍄shroomy-talks #🌼friends #💖wifey #🥞muichiroscarpet #and maybe i havent answered your last ask cause i was #just cherishing it 👉👈 #but maybe i am maybe im not #i am..

[xx-hail2theking-xx]

are u guys. okay.

Yes. We are. Fine.

Mostly.

-Duke Valefar.

#I am.. #Fine. #We are doing fine. No need to worry. #chrono #your obedient servant - valefar

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

#the date is mostly wishful thinking but I am fairly confident about the bullet points #10k #20k #50k #100k

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GAIN EXPERIENCE YOU STUPID FUCKS #I HATE THIS I HATE JOB HUNTING THIS SYSTEM IS ABSOLUTE DOG SHIT

[bokkerijder]

pro-AI in the sense of "they taught a bread scanning computer to recognize cancer cells" etc etc

against AI in the sense of "we stole artwork from hundreds to thousands of artists, didn't credit them and didn't financially compensate them"

#rambles '24 #ok to reblog btw #all my posts are ok to reblog #if not i would make them unrebloggable lmao #edit: i am a fool #i said that thinking this would maybe get 5 notes or something #and now we're here lol

[epoxyconfetti]

#geology #scotland #i haven't worked in geology in 30 years #but it's still dangerous to let me drive when the geology is interesting #@ayeforscotland #but i am still a cartographer #and this is a way cool map

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

#and by 'everyone' i mean me. im just hoping other people relate lmao #someone asks me about a thing i like and im just like h.................. #been thinking about The Character for a solid 6 months+ and let me tell you. expldoeing soon #this is about ffxv btw . how am i supposed to say how much it lives in my brain . i cant think #text #1k #5k #10k #15k #20k #great googly moogly #30k #40k #50k #60k #boooy what da heeel #70k #80k #90k #will this be my first ever post to hit 100k... it remains to be seen

[tophats-tea]

sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross

#I am an usurper and a fraud #alt text/image id by @sunnyvicky