#i am going to become the joker

[altschmerzes]

here’s another thought i have on the finale which isn’t very high stakes but has been driving me Fucking Nuts:

re: the fight between jamie and roy about keeley. i thought it was stupid and lazy writing that did a disservice to everything else that dynamic was and encompassed. there was so much more there and THAT was how we closed it out eh? like kudos to her for going ‘uh, no’ and kicking them out, that was a good call, but the whole thing sucked so bad generally and wasted time we could’ve spent doing literally anything other than the most cliche, juvenile, classic ‘women are a prize for men to fight over’ thing. however what’s annoying me even more is the way people who DID like it are responding to people who didn’t.

i keep seeing people be like “ACTUALLY them fighting over her was fine and normal youre all just babies who can’t handle that sometimes people REGRESS and sometimes people are MEAN and UNFAIR and UNKIND” and it’s like nah man it’s because they avoided doing this shit entirely for three fucking years and then were like do you want the cliche love triangle bullshit you dodged the whole time heaped on you at the last second when it makes the least sense? sure, here you go!

is it regression if it’s something they never did in the first place? i think not! and characters can be mean and unfair and cruel and whatever and it’s not the end of the world, i actually think it’s very interesting, and THAT’S not the part i find out of character, it’s that they literally never did this before and now after EVERYTHING else, after how clear it was how gravely fucking serious jamie was about the video leak, this is the kind of shit they’re throwing at each other about this? after repeatedly subverting expectations of classic love triangle nonsense? it’s tired and it’s lazy and it’s the cheapest option and nobody is gonna be able to change my mind by telling me i just don’t understand that People Can Be Unfair Sometimes.

#gav gab #this isn’t even getting into some of the other stuff that’s driving me nuts but like #maybe this is just me #maybe everybody else is having the exact problems these posts are describing #but PERSONALLY it’s not that. it’s that this was unnecessary and out of nowhere and a cheap shot #after they did some very good work the rest of the show im NOT doing the same tired old shit #they managed to have tension and whatever around that history without it becoming cliche love triangle macho dude bullshit #and HERE WE ARE #why stick the landing when we could undo all of that at the last second? #ted lasso spoilers #i am going to become the joker #im too aromantic for this lmao my poor romance repulsed ass is not having a great week #‘it wasn’t even a REAL SERIOUS FIGHT’ i understand this is a dramedy and operates on comedy universe laws #and sometimes things are scaled appropriately but there was ripped clothing and blood lmfao #and they told her to Decide Who Gets Her #in no universe is any of that gonna fly with me no matter how it was resolved #after we managed to go 33 previous episodes WITHOUT DOING THIS SHIT

[dykeredhood]

The app I had to download in order to use the washing machines in my apartment complex is hawking lottery tickets to me

#i am going to become the joker #TECH HELL #personal

[dipshit-dot-com]

my power went out right as my cursor was hovering over the save button on a sims house build i had spent NINE HOURS on.

#I AM GOING TO BECOME THE JOKER #dipshit speaks

[karikoolzer]

A PORNBOT STOLE MY ACTUAL USERNAME?!?!?!?!?!

#I AM GOING TO BECOME THE JOKER #im never changing my username as a joke ever again

[ugh-yoongi]

oh matz is............

#i cannot believe ateez released this just for me #RAPPER HWA IS BACK BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #oh i am down horrendous #i am never recovering #i am going to become the joker

[basimibnishaqs]

my villain origin story is going to the hytham tag on ao3 and seeing basim/hytham literally everywhere kill me kill me kill me

#i am going to become the joker #also redacted which i dont mind but its alo :/ #imagine people being normal about characters #where they meet as an adult & child. dear gd #ac is where ive met some of my best friends but its too small #to avoid the terrors

[boygirlctommy]

guys im on the exile vod. what if he doesnt say the fucking line

#my post #i am going to become the joker

[harlequinmammet]

It has taken me 2 hours to drive 6km, only 70km to go 🙃🔫

#i am going to become the joker #why do you do this to me toronto #i want to love you and this is how you treat me

[quenxi]

okay now he is having such loud sex that i can hear the bed moving from the floor below

#i am going to become the joker #i can tune out moans i cannot tune out the bed literally moving

[meenah]

#grace post #i am going to become the joker

[sudoscience]

Look at this shit. You think $360/wk with no benefits is enough to talk to me like this? I'm this close to posting his phone number on /b/

#i am going to become the joker #blog #retail hell #my post

[ghirastars]

today my 14 year old sister learned that hedgehogs are a real animal

"i thought sega just made them up, like echidnas"

i had to explain to her that echidnas are real too

How do you go 14 years without seeing a hedgehog or photo of a real hedgehog this ask is making me go insane, not knowing echidnas is understandable somewhat but HEDGEHOGS???

#anon #ask #i am going to become the joker

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

actually its so evil that we can’t edit polls bc now you can’t even change the tags or the body of the post to answer a faq or anything and instead I am tormented by hundreds of tags of the exact same comment 

#i am going to become the joker #im being so brave and gracious about the fact i want to grab people by the throat and tell them i made a second poll with their goddamn #fucking write in answers so they can fucking reblog that instead of being so sanctimonious about dipper goes to taco bell

[palaciosworks]

Preparing stuff for print might be the thing that actually drives me insane. I hate working with color so, so, much.

#palaciosworks blogs #i am going to become the joker #why are there a million different cmyk color profiles #why did we invent unprintable colors

[planet-9guy]

Batman is homophobic and I’m never going to shut up about it

#the funniest thing dc has ever done #even the phrase homophobic Batman sends me into a fit #and on his QUEER SONS BIRTHDAY #I’m cackling #i am going to become the joker #Batman #time drake #young justice #dark crisis: young justice

[random-jot]

Too many of us saying “I am going to become the Joker” not enough saying “I am going to become Bane”

#Batman #the joker #bane #jokerfication #i am going to become the joker