#i am delusional over this man

[marimayscarlett]

This is a FREE pass to deep dive into ANY of your favorite thing(s) about Mr. Zee Kay!!! I wanna hear EVERYTHING about your favorite thing, I love seeing your deep dives and essays on the most important subject to exist ❤️

❗ CAUTION. LONG-ISH POST AHEAD. ❗

Hi! First of all:

Kissies for you for sending me this ask, thank you so much! This has been sitting in my inbox for a while now since it took me ages to decide what this post should be about. I didn't want to make yet another fashion/stage outfit/etc post, so I decided to do something different with it.

I decided this will be a long ass post about Richard's outspokenness and honesty in interviews and some of my favourite quotes/topics he spoke about in the past. This man has A LOT to say and sometimes is brutally honest with his answers. You ask him how he's doing or what he thinks about XYZ? Prepare for a lengthy and detailed reply. You ask him something silly or boring? Be prepared he quite actually reacts quite directly on it.

This list will be sorted by three topics: 1. Quotes regarding work with Rammstein, Emigrate and in general, 2. Quotes about his personal life and finally, 3. Unhinged shit Richard says since this man sometimes has no filter.

All interviews will be linked, german quotes are translated into english. Prepare yourself, this will be long and self-indulgend and I'm probably the only person who's really interested in this stuff but i don't CARE, I love reading about and listening to this man and I'll use this post to my liking thanks to this lovely, lovely anon 💞 Let's get started 👀🤍

Richard on working with Rammstein and Emigrate and music in general

In this interview, Richard talks about being put into the right wing corner by the german media and how hard it is for him and the band: "You want to shout it out loud and convince people otherwise, only to find that nobody listens because nobody wants to know. They want you in this corner. That was very disillusioning."

Here he gives an example for his immeasurable perfectionism and how he tries to protect himself from it: "I spent a lot of time recording guitars over and over again. I ended up giving my guitar engineer the key to the locker where my guitar cabinets are and told him “Do not give me this key back”,  otherwise I would have still been in there recording guitars right now.

In the same interview, he also gives an example how the whole Mutter problem came into play: "So if I’d come up with 45 ideas, then others in the band may feel they’d have to come up with 45 ideas as well. There was lot of pressure going on within Rammstein because of that."

Here Richard talks about how he, back in the GDR days, wandered from peer group to peer group to find his style: "I've always been bored of sticking with just one group of people. The metalheads got drunk too often. So I moved on - and I found that refreshing - to the punks …" Interviewer: … who didn't drink any less. "No, exactly. And they were also dirtier (laughs). Then I was with the bluesmen, and they always went to these blues fairs. And because they also drank a lot, they could sleep well, whereas I, who didn't drink, always woke up at three in the morning because I was so cold - we only had these thin cotton sleeping bags."

Richard on the amount of hours which go in one song of his [interview]: "At some point, I calculated that it takes me about 1000 hours on average for a song to reach the listener. But I don't want to think too much about the time involved. That would just be frustrating."

On his relationship with Flake and that he would be the one member of the band Richard would play an Emigrate album as a test run to [interview]: "Although someone like Flake would probably be very open to that. We have a lot of respect for each other and are in a lively exchange. For example, I regularly listen to his radio show - and call him afterwards to ask him what weird stuff he's been saying. (laughs)"

2. Richard on his personal life

In my alltime favourite podcast with Richard, he admist to seemingly being a quite difficult person to live with (apparently, only his daughter is able to and is relaxed enough to bring him inner peace). He hates talking in the morning, needs time for himself with no talking and reflect on things and sometimes is afraid/annoyed that he has to explain himself to others (since other people tend to take offense because of this). This is one of the reasons why he definitely can't imagine living together with a girlfriend again.

Here he talks about the evolution of friendship with Till: Intervier: How has your friendship changed over more than 30 years? Richard: "Well, as it goes in life: Unfortunately, there's never a happy ending. You should only meet friends once or twice a month. It's unnatural for men to be extremely close for decades. At some point you want to be left alone." Interviewer: You two are more like colleagues these days? Richard: "Sounds stupid, but that's kind of how it is. But I still have a basic trust: If anything happens, I know I can call Till and he'll be there, just like the others."

Here Richard admits to his immense moodiness at times: "I am a very moody person, my mood sometimes changes by the hour."

Why he likes western movies so much [interview]: "It might sound strange, but I have really early childhood memories of my father watching these cowboy movies and falling asleep… that ended up being part of my upbringing somehow."

And his fond memory of the wild times with Till after the wall came down [interview]: "Because at that time, in every house there was a techno or rave party, and we would go there, and 7 in the morning, he would bring his daughter to school, and then come back and we would stay there into the daytime, and dance to these electric beats — I mean, can you imagine us dancing like that?"

How he answers to a fan question in which movie/show he'd like to be a part of (musically or in general) [article]: "I would have loved to have been in Game of Thrones. I really love fantasy worlds, you know? Also Westworld."

3. Welcome to the unhinged RZK corner aka "Shit RZK says":

In this interview, he describes his relationship with music like this: "I believe the music itself must be the king, but I want to be the queen." Alrighty then 👀

Just overall this conversation with him thinking about filming himself having sex [interview]:

The Gauntlet: Do you always have that funny smile during sex? [regarding the Pussy MV]

Richard: "I actually never watched myself but you have a point. I really should watch myself or videotape it. I never really...I can do it. I did that a long time ago but every girl is different. Do I really smile? Sometimes I guess, I will have to check that out. You really have me thinking on that one."

This man seemingly tried every therapy under the sun, which is good, but this one left me a bit speechless [interview]: "I always had the feeling that I was a king without a nation. That was always in my head and I once did reincarnation therapy and experienced this life. It was really interesting and this song came out of that [song: Born on my own].

Here he admits to throwing a guitar at Lemmy Kilmister: "It was the third time a roadie had given me an out-of-tune guitar. So I threw it at him. Unfortunately, Lemmy was standing there watching the show from the side of the stage. But I didn't know that, I just saw Lemmy disappear. That was very embarrassing for me."

Or he throws his credits cards at sales women (how about some anger management my guy): "The last time I was there [New York], I wanted to pay for a coffee in a café with a hundred dollar bill. But not because I wanted to be a big shot, but because I just had this one bill in my pocket. The sales woman hissed at me and threw the bill back over the counter. I just thought: She's out of her mind. I then threw my credit card at her. I was really angry."

If you made it to the end of this post, I really applaud you and apologize for my rambling yet again 🙏 I could go on and on (I didn't even started with quoting the video interviews), but I think since I'm the only one who's into this, I stop right here 😅 Have some smiley Richard as a reward 🍀

#rammstein #richard kruspe #ask #i'm so sorry dear anon that this took so long #but well #i am delusional and way over the top about this man and I admit to it #thank you for this ask!!!

[clonelovr]

crosshair is so cigarettes after sexcore

#no i am not delusional #and yes i mean the band #i can hear him singing these songs uhhh #comment what songs fit him best #the bad batch #tbb crosshair #crosswhores #crosswhore #i am fucking in love with this man #pining and lusting over crossy:(

[anikiain]

If Ejojo has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Ejojo has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Ejojo has only one fan then that is me. If Ejojo has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Ejojo, then I am against the world.

#art #ejojo #boboiboy #boboiboy fanart #I lvoe this man #I love him so much I need the people to see my viison of him #Yes my babygirl killed Probe but thats just how it is for him hes too swag for it yk #He can do whatever he wants <3 #Anyway hes a dog in my eyes #I miss him sm #My husband whom have not appeared or barely mentioned #I feel like a 1950s housewife waiting for her husband whos been sent over to fight war #except hes dead and I am now waiting for a letter from the military regarding his death and his tag and uniform #Unless Monsta brings him back #maybe. #I say as I have been delusional about this for 7 years

[galaxywarrioress1234]

Personally, I think the Saw franchise would really benefit from showing Hoffman on a date with a man in the next movie.

#mark hoffman #saw #saw franchise #saw films #am i going insane over this man? yes #is he clearly a homosexual? also yes #(delusional) #us queer fans deserve it #(again me)

[iamhereinthebg]

Some Akane doodles I did recently :D he is my fav crashtest 

#toilet bound hanako kun #toilet bound hanako kun fanart #aoi akane #my art #jibaku shounen hanako kun #jshk #tbhk #the first one is a redraw of a panel #Still not over the analysis I read about him #man it hurts #I really need to finish mine #maybe I am the delusional one not understanding his character a all

[marchlione]

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#interacting with the atla fandom literally turned me into an anti #like i used to like azula's character and how she fit with the rest of the story #but then you get freaks like azula stans #i've straight up deleted my atla blog bc i was getting death threats like??? #i had to leave the discord community for atla writers i was part of because of azula stans #and even now every once in a while i'll get someone from that server in my dms harassing me #and the moment you call them out they turn to either the most insane tirade you've ever heard or go lmao get over it its a kids show #azula stans are actually the worst #and i am now so staunchly anti azula #like man fuck that chick since yall are clearly incapable of seeing whats right in front of you #telling me 'zuko abused azula' and someone points out you're delusional and y'all start acting like psychopaths

[maegalkarven]

I interact with brains in jars and the archive of brains for the first time and got to the True Soul one.

And yeah, I think June definetely needs to tadpole Gortash. Make him taste his own medicine or so to speak.

#bg3 spoilers #baldurs gate 3 #I'm horrified but also love every awful detail about gortash what comes my way #he is awful completely irredimable and if my durges were sane people they would never got closer to him than on a shooting range #but they aren't and so both june and levi adore the man #june feels the moral superiority over Gortash's decisions some of 'I've changed man and ur not. so im gonna treat you to your own medicine' #'like you deserve :)) because you're a bad man and i am the savior :)))' #he is delusional like that #meanwhile the entire party in horror as june tadpoles gortash: ... #they are horrible horrible men and also lovers. i don't think anyone ever gets the depth of june's disarray as well as enver #“i love you and I WILL stab you in the back. not despite because of it. others can have my kindness but not you. because I love you” #june needs therapy but all he ever gets is weird gods issue #he would be such an amazing chosen of bane you have no idea #dark urge: june

[lvmbien]

i started quite the discussion today in the group chat

a server full of rook dislikers and i brought in the savana rook propaganda to turn the tides for some pro-rook energy

im forever in mourning over his freckles <////3

#put me in pomefiore and watch me try to fight vil on a constant #i would be beefing with that man over so much stupid shit and rook is no exception #me shoving old pictures of rook in vils face dramatically like; you ruined him!! look at how cute he was anD YOU RUINED HIM!!!! #FRECKLES ARE CUTE!!! STOP HIDING THEM!!!!!!! #BRING THEM BACK YOU MONSTER #in the tone of 'hello kitty has a boyfriend?!'; #igni!charlie: ROOK HUNT HAS FRECKLES?! #pome!aries: HE HAS FRECKLES!!!!! #this definitely wasnt me distracting myself (and charlie) from floyds new club wear card wym #i am... so n; noar;; normal;;;;; ab basketball club floyd;;;;;;;;;;;;; #(delusional) #(charlie if you see this; no you didnt) #(i am immune.... totally.............) #lvmb rambles

[charmyesucks]

there has to be some kind of med for people with crushes cause I can't keep smiling to myself in public when I think of em, gurl it's hysteria at this point somebody sedate me

#im not built for this #ew love #tf is a crush #hes just a man girlie get over him #girlboss behavior #gaslight gatekeep girlblog #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #girl boss gaslight gatekeep #gaslighting myself #delusional #deranged posting #i am deranged #i am suffering

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

The eternal sexually active tumblrina question: Is it morally acceptable to fuck a guy because he kind of looks like blorbo from my shows?

#a 60 year old man with Stede Bonnet hair had the audacity to message my 21 year old ass on grindr #I already am tryina peep the figures on any guy over 40 that hits me up. #because lets be real I'm trying to get with people that are at least sort of young adults and I think they know that #so if grandpa over here messages me like he's getting some I have to figure out if he's rich or delusional #and to me I think he might be rich #but I'm trying to figure out if that's just me projecting blorbo onto his golden curls or if he actually is giving off wealthy vibes #I am gold digger posting thank you #I want demonias and a tattoo. what can I say?

[theinfinitedivides]

*chants* F*CK HIM UP F*CK HIM UP F*CK HIM UP F*CK HIM UP—

#tv: oasis (2023) #kbs oasis #kbs2 oasis #oasis #jang dong yoon #choo young woo #kdrama #local gay watches k-dramas.txt #it is ep 15 everything is about to go to sh*t and Doo Hak's claws are finally out #bitch said i'm done with being second place i'm not going to lose to you intentionally anymore and that for me personally? #that's hot. Jung Shin knew and that's why she picked him #Cheol Woong is a sad mf*cker who is still delusional up to this point. it looks like there will be no redemption arc for this man #and i have never been happier to have skipped the SLS this time around in my life #i need all of y'all to choke. literally just go off somewhere i do not give a f*ck #not Team Leader Oh tho. he's my precious meow meow and the lack of him in the latter half of this ep so far is scaring me #i know you're evil but where have you gone :( #edit: ok no tell me that Oh is not in the state i think he is #either way this is f*cking with me bc uh. remember how Cheol Woong asked him how long he thought the Deputy Director #was going to be his umbrella. remember how he asked him that in return. Oh literally told the Director that Cheol Woong #wasn't his biological son and after all of that he still chose the latter over him. he chose to be his umbrella i am unwell

[worldchampionpeccobagnaia]

✨casey stoner wildcard✨

#manifesting this yes i am delusional yes i know it won’t happen but what if it did ???? #also he can’t have shown us that leather fitting thing for nothing !!!! he can’t do that to my father !!!! #my entire family is in shambles over this man rn girl we’re checking updates constantly we have notifications on for Casey and Casey only #motogp #casey stoner

[himbocoups]

cheol probably has to get all his suits custom made because his shoulders are too broad to fit in a normal sized suit. btw

I love you with all my heart but I am literally going to ban you from my inbox.

#i am literally so delusional over this man that you have to tell me which level of delusional nu you're speaking to #💤 ━ pillow talk #FROM! ━ junkissed-replies #TOPIC! ━ csc #🧸 ━ moots

[merry-the-cookie]

just went thru the comments of a post and blocked a shitton of people i feel good

#somethin somethin ao3 somethin somethin dumbasses in the comments #teresa.txt #im not a hater im not a hater im not a hater im not a hater im n #listen LISTEN. everytime i go on their profile its always the same things. these are carbon copies #im not a cyber bully. i am not a cyber bully #wish i was as delusional as the people openly supporting censorship of all things and telling people to kermit over this. go outside man

[meejijis]

ah yes today is the day where one of my most hated manga moments of all time gets animated and I’m already just salty just thinking about it

#text #Yes this is about SK flowers. Yes I am still mad upset about what they’ve did to Jeanne. #As much as I enjoy seeing men onscreen being a Jeanne and renmei/men enjoyer hurts so much. #Always just questioning why takei went with this route. Not only just torturing ren and men but the fans who likes all 3 #And it sucks cuz the sequels still hasn’t come to a conclusion and it’s been over what. 13-15 years??? Idk #I only care about the sequels to see if my favs get a happy ending or not. It’s so frustrating #Sometimes I think was this sequels just made just to milk money or takei didn’t felt too proud with SK overall and wants to #Like drive it to the ground and kill it. Idk man #Ppl also be saying Jeanne is takeis favorite character but I doubt it cuz look what he did to her lol #Used her as a plot device like 2 times and then throw her away once her purpose was done. It makes me dissatisfied honestly #And yeah I get it she’s a side character. Also takei can do whatever he wants it’s his own story and characters #But I still stand by my criticisms and negative feelings I hold lol. Anyways being delusional and having AUS is the way #Everyday I pretend Jeanne is happy and living happily with Ren. FOM yosuke and the others don’t exist lol #And don’t get me started on today’s new episode being BMS full appearance. I for one hate her imfao #And yes I’ve read RC and Marcos. Yes I understand she’s a misunderstood character AND she is #Being manipulated and groomed by yosuke. It’s literally yosukes fault he was the one that murdered Jeanne #And yeah I hate that character too with all my being lol. But that still doesn’t like excuse the actions BM did #To Jeanne IN HER FINAL MOMENTS before she got m worded. That still pissed me off on what she did to her. Fuck her lol #But yeah today’s episode. Yeah this is where SK flowers truly went downhill. The future? Who knows. I hope the sequels come back #Under like another new manga title. Can we just get to the FOM arc already

[onidaki]

no i genuinely cant get this one edit of rafayel out of my mind its insane i didnt think this game would have THIS grip on me omg

#even life became bearable after starting to obsess over him #need me a man(rafayel) so i can continue living (all these edits make me even more delusional and i am literally depending on. a fictional m #an for my emotional needs)(i've been doing this ever since i was like 12 tho 🔥)