#i admire his dedication like i too would risk it all to get risque and frisque with ravenstan but no they just

[boxwinebaddie]

How/when does Jersey end up saying I love you?

oooooh! okay, so i was going to write it out ( i am jennifer slowpez so in nina fashion, i am spoiling it, what's new? ) but there is a part after this...if we remember this ask i am obsessed with where raven is diabolically patching jersey up via the tiny child sized hellokitty carebear bandids kyle bought for the kids he works w in the elementary school via that one anons delicious input...genius really.

*raven vc* pero like, so you know, they pull away it's awkward fml. dawg, they are about to *dreamy fit asf rm tolkien posh british vc* have a cheeky little snog like that entire whumpshot...anyways!

( ALRIGHT THIS IS LONG, VERY UNHINGED AND ROUGH SORRY I HOPE YOU SMILE LAUGH AND CRY PENDEJOS <3 )

kyle notices that the vinyl record player is playing their sadie hawkins first dance song ( idk what song it is but its an abba song because thats gay rights baby! its probably my love, my life or andante andante...branch in my eyes ) and theres a bowl of skittles, but only the red ones are in it...because stan still eats around the red ones bc only kyle can have the red ones....brb crying!

yadda yadda yadda. and i think on the tv, the screen is paused over a brand new episode of say yes to the dress ( if we recall, before i deleted chapter six...which was a disaster but also a masterpiece rip, ravenstan was being so boyfail cute in it in his armani suit and was rizzing the hell out of kyle with his crunchy boy knowledge of plants...when stan came over for their #hate fashionably late, kyle was stress-watching say yes to the dress...which is his favorite show because he claims to be allergic to romance, but secretly thinks its really beautiful that people can fall and love and get married...AAA )

but anyways, when they start dating say yes to the dress ( shoutout to when ravenstan forgot what it was called bc adhd and called it Are You Down With The Gown ) became their show and kyle very quietly is like "were you going to watch it?" and stan getting nervous, trying to deflect because they always watch it together is like uhuhuhHhHh and kyle, sad laugh shaking his head is like "baby" *yersey swearing* "dude...baby dude...my guy...just guy, fuck, you know you can watch it without me. we're not...Together. *hurts worse than his ribs* you don't have to wait for me." and stan is like "i-i know. i was going to...i-i Wanted to! i just--i couldn't. i couldn't watch all the people in...."

Love :(

he doesn't say it. but jersey kyle can FEEL it.

he winces. hard.

he wants to fucking die...he wants to say something but he's so stupid and he ruined ravenstan's life, words fail him but STAN!!! grabs his hand and is like "-because! because i knew it would make me miss you. and fuck it. FUCK EVERYTHING KYLE I FUCKING MISS YOU!!!! i miss you and i LOVE you and i don't--i don't care if you can't say it back! i don't have to wait for you, but i WILL! i want to! i'll--i'll wait forever! YOURE MY FOREVER. people tell me they love me everyday, but with you--i can feel it. I. Just. Know. and that's enough! you're enough. YOURE ENOUGH, KYLE BROFLOVSKI. just the way you are. and i'm sorry...i'm sorry i pushed you and tried to change you. i was just, i was insecure about it i guess--and--and--"

cue kyle smiling like an idiot ( the rare kyle smile ) like "...stan?"

ft. stan still yapping smh like "oh my god, i miss you SO much! curb only got into the trash because you weren't here to remind me. and i had pasta from this five star restaurant the other day and oh my god, ky. it was TRASH! yours is so much better! and-and i think i broke the washing machine earlier, oh my god, it sounded like an explosion, i can't find anything, i--"

kyle...literally still trying to get stans attention smh going

"stan? hey? stan???? Stan???"

stans still yapping btw ( oh my god when he is passionate the man never shuts the hell up hes like rambling himself into a corner ) like "and theres this new exhibit in the aquarium and theres this huge red fish in it and i wanted to send it to you and be like 'this you' but were fighting and I HATE FIGHTING WITH YOU. can we stop fighting? :< i miss you. will you please come home? curb misses you, i miss you, i--"

*jersey vc* STANLEY MARSH!

*stan doing the wide flustered doe eye thing with the lip ring lip bite combo that makes kyle like actually criminally insane with love feels*

speaking of...

he leeeeeeeeeeeeeeans in...

gently grasps ravenstan's face

KISSES THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHIT OUT OF HIM.

and says

and i quote...

"Te amo." <3

AAAAAAAAAA AND THE CROWD GOES WIIIIIIILD :')

-uncle nina, gratuitous undivorcer of ravesey style

#i'll edit the tags in a second #but is everyone happy #theyre in love again #i promise #*impastor craig vc* by the power vested in me i now pronounce my beautiful gay sons that i tortured for half a year #Undivorced ;-; <3 #I CAAAAAAAAAANT BELIEVE IT #no one get used to it im still gonna have them do miserable break up things and create drama dont worry about THAT #BUT I CANT BELIEVE JERSEY KYLE SAID I LOVE YOU #I AM SO PROUD WOW THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL #now i can write the jersey kyle Can say i love u meme #( which is my favorite ask meme its so funny ily robot kyle ) #he is like...i have so many feelings...i am excited? frightened? ex...frightened? #I CANT BELIEVE JERSEY KYLE SAID TEEEE AMO #SMILE PENDEJO NATION WE ARE SOOOOO BACK! #is anyone else crying or is it just me is it just jersey and raven and me and curb and the entire internet #UR WELCOME! YOU ARE ALL NO LONGER CHILDREN OF DIVORCE! TIME TO REJOOOOOOOOOOOICE YALL #*passes out The I Survived The 2024 Ravesey Divorce And All I Got Was This Stupid Teeshirt stupid teeshirts* #my sons in love my sons in AMOR bitch!!!!!! #that rizz was crazy also this was too happy so pls note they quite licherally almost smashed but kyles bones are broken #NOT THE ONE THAT MATTERS THO but he did still get stanbanned by sexy nurse raven lamE #*teri vc* at least he'd die doing what he loves...LITERALLY!!! #i admire his dedication like i too would risk it all to get risque and frisque with ravenstan but no they just #watched say yes to the dress and fell asleep on the couch #The End <3 #everybody chant NINA!!! NINA!!!! NINAAAAAAA!!!

[an-ambivalent]

Yandere! Obito & Shisui Uchiha

Warning: This post contains yandere themes and mentions of other toxic behaviours that can be triggering and uncomfortable to read. So, read at your own risk. This work is purely fiction. I do not condone this behaviour irl. Reuploading it because for some reason it wasn’t showing in the tags anymore. 

Obito Uchiha

Yandere type: Delusional and Possessive

~From the beginning of the developmental stage of his yandere tendencies towards you, Obito would begin as a delusional and obsessive yandere. While you may or may not have the looks that contribute to his infatuation, the driving factor for his obsession would be your kindness. In reference to plot of Naruto, Obito was a late bloomer in his skills; initially, he was ridiculed for his seemingly delusional ambitions he did not seem to be capable of achieving. Additionally, to some extent, he was ostracised for his lack of skills. If he becomes enthralled by you at this stage, it would only take as little as giving him some acknowledgment and respect for his hard work and any ounce of kindness. From that point on, Obito would begin to admire you, and it would not take him to start loving everything about you.

~With the dangerous love that would start to blossom, there will be the arrival of his fantasies. Amidst classes, missions, whatever the point of the plot timeline, he would start to daydream about you being a damsel in distress, and him as your knight in shining armour who would always end up saving you heroically. He would imagine all types of scenarios with you, starting from how your first kiss would be, all the way to married life situations where he pictured you lovingly cooking a delicious homemeal for him after he would return home from a busy day of being a Hokage. There were other fantasies too, in contrast to his innocent ones, where he imagined risque situations with the two of you in his Hokage office, with dangers of being caught by someone always lurking in the corner.

What started out as harmful fantasies eventually turned into determination to make these delusions a reality. No matter what you or anyone else had to say it would not matter because Obito would come to believe that you wanted this as much as he did. After all, if you didn’t, then why would you pay attention to him in the first place, right?

~After the whole being manipulated by Madara and Zetsu fiasco, and turning into a bad guy who then went on to making the Akatsuki, Obito would undeniably turn into a meaner, more possessive yandere. With his very own best friend, Kakashi Hatake, betraying his trust and killing their teammate, and Konohagakure being filled with other goons like Danzo that could hurt you, Obito would kidnap you. He would trust no one but himself, so you would be in contact  with no one except for him. He will be all you come to know. He will become your entire world just the way you had become his entire world. No one but him would ever see you, touch you, and love you.

Shisui Uchiha

Since Shisui is such a minor supporting character, it’s difficult to establish him as a yandere. Not to mention, throughout the series, he is so highly spoken for. But I think there are few aspects of him that can be used to somewhat predict what he might be like as a yandere.

~To start off with, one characteristic that Shisui is highly acknowledged for is his dedication. His dedication to the village and the Uchiha clan. Values like commitment, that are often at the core of one’s identity, are prevalent in most areas of their life. For that reason, it would be valid to assume that Shisui would be devoted to you. As long as you behave, obey him, and not act out, he would do whatever he can, give as much linency he feels comfortable with to make you happy.

~Generally, a yandere Shisui would be a soft yandere. I personally find it difficult to envision him as anything more because of how he has been portrayed. However, in saying so, he is not beyond having darker moments where he can be cruel. It is known that that Shisui has a ‘darker’ side he finds shameful in one instance when out of jealousy of the possibility that a team-mate was stronger than him, Shisui did not give medical attention to his team-mate inevitably resulting in the team-mate’s death. Building onto this so this analogy can be applied to this instance, Shisui may be susceptible to being harsher on you if he ever  felt that his position in your relationship was threatened, or felt jealous of someone else for whatever reason.

~Shisui’s situation was similar to Itachi, acting as a double-spy for his village and his clan. Since he was already so accustomed to the role of having to watch and keep an eye on others, it was only fair that he kept an eye on his beloved too. He wanted to know if you thought of him when he was not there as much as he thought of you and awaited for his return like the good lover you are supposed to be.

~If you proved to Shisui that you were wholly and honestly committed to him with your entire being, he would be one of those yandere who would let you get away with more than what is called for (respectful to a yandere’s standards). He would also let you have some sort of false belief of autonomy making it seem like you could manipulate him for some things like letting you have more freedom to have some time to yourself and not spend every single second being suffocated by his presence. Of course that’s not the case, but Shisui would entertain it because he loved you and he loved you seeing you happier. But he is very intelligent, and he is not labeled a prodigy without reason. As a result, you would not be able to get away with faking your affections for him.

~Speaking of which, Shisui would be very observant and eventually, would come to read you like an open book. This will only make him more cunning as a yandere as time progresses because understanding you as a person better than you may understand yourself, would make it easier for him to manipulate you if you aren’t fully loyal to him.

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[hyuuchiha-a]

     [ Okay, so...I’ve been a little too busy / sick to really be considering this blog like I wanted (great timing on my part), but I thought I’d give a very honest rundown of ALL the muses on this blog, how I view shipping them, and both IC and OOC ship biases. I’ll warn you now: there’s very little wiggle room. That’s both because I really don’t see many of them as someone to ship, but also mostly because these muses come from an established verse I wrote before Tumblr, which has been heavily plotted. Sorry not sorry, but it’s the only canon verse I feel like writing them in. I’ve also plotted a lot in regards to my AUs. It’s just how I do things. If you want canons who aren’t so rigidly written...find another blog!

     Under a cut for length. Also please bear in mind these are all my opinions about the characters - it’s not gospel, it’s preference.

     First, however, a few general rules:

Respect the headcanons I have for my characters genders, and sexual / romantic orientations. If a character is written as straight, they WILL NOT ship with a character of the same gender. Same for any other conflictions.

In general, I do not ship anything a generation gap or more. No sensei / student relations, and no parents with those their kids’ age, even as adults. It’s just a personal squick. 

In addition, NO incestuous ships, and NO ships between someone over eighteen, and someone under. Agebending is fine - I just can’t do those kinds of ships.

     To avoid having to list a LOT of nOTPs, any that breach these rules won’t be listed. If it says N/A, odds are there ARE some, they’re just covered by default by these rules, so I won’t list them. Some of these rules do have grey areas - feel free to ask, but also respect my decisions when I make them. Thank you~ ]

     [ CANON MUSES ]

[ Uchiha Itachi ]

     Ship biases: None      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis male, demisexual / heteroromantic      Established ships: Suigin Ryū (kusunokihime) (singleship)      In regards to canon, I don’t ship Itachi with anyone, really - he’s just too closed off, and his personality just...doesn’t really mesh with anyone’s in a romantic way. In regards to his most popular ships: Kisame feels much more like a friend to me; Izumi I don’t regard as canon due to being implemented after the manga ended; Deidara...hates him? Admires him sure, but doesn’t want anything to do with him. And anyone else...I just can’t see. His personality (which again, is just my opinion) makes him a very picky guy. The only canonxcanon ship I’ve ever written him in was Ita///Hina, but I don’t really enjoy that ship any longer...and again, I write him as singleship.      And no, my ship isn’t out of nowhere - it came from literally hundreds of pages of RP from before Tumblr. Just because no one here wrote it doesn’t mean it’s an asspull =P This also plays into his own bias - he’s been written in this ship for about seven years. He’s a lil dedicated.

[ Uchiha Sasuke ]

     Ship biases: Sasu///Hina      nOTPs: Sasu///Saku      Info: Cis male, greysexual / heteroromantic      Established ships: My Hinata, tentative with gentlegracefulandfatal’s Hinata in ALAS, plotted with quietkunoichi’s Kimiko in OMaM (highly selectively multiship)      Sasuke is by far one of the hardest to ship (don’t let the two ships fool you). The way I write Sasuke is exceedingly mistrustful: of both others, and himself. He’s obsessive about his family after all he lost. And everyone he had connections to pre-defection? He’s either neutral, or negative with. Those like Sakura and Ino who fawned over him shallowly he has a negative connotation with. Naruto, too - his teammates are by far his biggest obstacle due to their treatment of him after he left. He considers their insensitivities to his decisions and struggles - even AFTER learning what Konoha did to him, and STILL trying to drag him back - a huge offense. To start, he has a very negative view of any Sakura or Naruto muses, just as a warning. Most others are either lightly negative, or neutral. That doesn’t mean he can’t come to get along with them, it just takes work. And ships a LOT more so. Partly due to his impressions of other characters, but also heavily due to his own nature and view of himself.      Due to my own bias, I pair him by default with my Hinata, BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN he’ll get along with EVERY Hinata besides my own. He’s had one make him the angriest I’ve seen him in RP, and I’ve RPed him for seven years. It’s NOT a guarantee. Even so, the other Hinata he’s written with now has taken a lot of development. Bias =/= autoship.

[ Uchiha Shisui ]

     Ship biases: None      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis male, heterosexual / heteroromantic      Established ships: arranged marriage AU with wanderingmelodies’ Rin (highly selectively multiship)      Shisui, despite his flirty nature, is actually really hard to pin down in a relationship. He’s personable, and that might show as him being playful or flirty. But he rarely has any intentions behind it. In ALAS, he spent a decade completely alone. His social skills beyond his family are a combination of how he was as a kid, and mimicry as he adjusts. For the moment, he’s not really interested in actually BEING with someone. He’s got too much to think about in his canon: both in regards to threats against his family, and his own psychological well-being. He might LOOK functional, but he’s got work to do on himself before he’s anywhere near ready to approach someone romantically.      Rin is a special case, as she’s written in a VERY rarely used non-mass AU, where Shisui lacks these attributes. Personally I don’t like to use the verse much, but this was an exception.

[ Hyūga Hinata ]

     Ship biases: Sasu///Hina, Naru///Hina      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis female, biromantic / demisexual      Established ships: My Sasuke, but none in RP yet (selectively multiship)      Hinata, while not as psychologically impaired as the previous two, still has her share of traumas. In ALAS canon, Naruto does not acknowledge her love for him. At first this is quite painful, especially after her fight with Pein and Naruto’s subsequent silence. It leaves her feeling both unlovable, and like a fool who then shuts herself off from others romantically to keep from being hurt again.      But post 699, Hinata has grown exponentially in regards to her emotions, and no longer pines after him. That said, I do still enjoy Naru///Hina, just...with more outside-canon development. It’s really the only other ship I’d say has a very good chance of happening.      In ALAS, Hinata is paired with my Sasuke by default after a lengthy epilogue arc development. That doesn’t mean she’ll ship with any Sasuke, just like my Sasuke won’t ship with just any Hinata. It’s just a bias I have, but it - again - does not equate to autoshipping.      While I don’t have any nOTPs with her that don’t fall under aforementioned rules, I don’t really actively ship her in anything else, either. I used to ship Ita///Hina, but...not so much anymore. It could happen, but it’s not a bias.

[ Hyūga Neji ]

     Ship biases: Neji///Ten      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis male, demisexual / heteroromantic      Established ships: NPC Tenten, but none in RP yet (highly selectively multiship)      Neji isn’t one I’ve thought about shipping much beyond with Tenten due to his role in ALAS, and their creating Hinode, their son. That’s not to say he’s completely cut off from shipping, but Tenten makes the most narrative sense for the verse. That being said, he’s a very prudish / conservative fellow - he values tradition highly, and it’s not easy to get with him. He wants to do things right, and slow. And his personality is, admittedly, a bit hard to get on with: he’s prideful, snobby, and stubborn to a fault. People he finds superfluous or risque might rub him the wrong way due to these values / traits.      That said, I don’t have any nOTPs for him that aren’t covered by the above mentioned rules.

[ Hyūga Hanabi ]

     Ship biases: Kono///Hana      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis female, heteroromantic / heterosexual      Established ships: None (selectively multiship)      Hanabi isn’t one that’s actually shipped in ALAS - while the story runs until she’s about 32, her romance hasn’t been established yet in the plot, but I do have a bias for shipping her with Konohamaru. There aren’t a lot of established characters her age, so canon options are a bit limited.      My Hanabi is a bit precocious and maybe a little flirty, but also takes her role as Hyūga heiress very seriously. She won’t actually date anyone too easily - Konohamaru is from a notable clan, and has a very good reputation as both a shinobi and person. So if she’s to ship with someone, it’d have to be up to her own standards. Doesn’t mean she’s above being playful, but playful doesn’t equate to serious.

[ Uchiha Obito ]

     Ship biases: Obi///Rin (as kids)      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis male, heteroromantic / greysexual      Established ships: None (probably unshippable)      Obito might actually be first in how difficult I view a muse to be shipped. Admittedly, I write very little Obito in ALAS, and he’s pretty much strictly canon. And as in canon, he’s entirely dedicated to his plan. Any notion of romance or bonds is pretty much dead in him up until his change of heart in the war: and he dies as in canon, so...not exactly shippable in those few hours. It would take an an astronomical event to shake him out of his dedication and determination enough to both take that risk, and break that feeling of numbness and isolation. I really don’t know if it would be possible the way I write him.

[ Uchiha Mikoto ]

     Ship biases: Fuga///Miko, Kushi///Miko      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis female, bicurious (but claiming to be heterosexual / heteroromantic)      Established ships: My Fugaku (selectively multiship)      By default, I write Mikoto as pretty happy in her marriage to Fugaku. A little strained as he favors Itachi and she favors Sasuke, but she does still very much love him, though also finds him overly strict.      That said, I do like the idea of her having a confused crush on Kushina that she very much denies due to personal and clan-related bias of heteronormativity. In an AU where she develops this before her marriage, I could see the ship working with chemistry. Otherwise, I really don’t ship her beyond that, and she’s married by default and would NOT be interested in infidelity. 

[ Uchiha Fugaku ]

     Ship biases: Fuga///Miko      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis male, heterosexual / heteroromantic      Established ships: My Mikoto (highly selectively multiship)      As with Mikoto, I write Fugaku by default in his marriage with her, and really don’t have any other ships for him. MAYBE an AU where his arranged marriage to Manami pans out, but...that would change a LOT as it would mean no Itachi, Sasuke, or Shisui. So it’d be a major AU, but maybe one to pair with a Kushi///Miko ship. Otherwise, he’s a taken man by default.

[ Uchiha Madara ]

     Ship biases: None      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis male, heterosexual / greyromantic      Established ships: None (unshippable)      Madara is the only muse I write strictly in AUs: NOTHING canon, as I just...don’t really feel any pull to writing him in those verses. While he IS a character in ALAS, I don’t want to RP him in that verse.      So far he’s only been written in two AUs: Divine Light, and Of Monsters and Men. In the former, he’s an antagonist with no intention to be romantically involved with anyone. There’s really no narrative room for him to be in a relationship of any kind. In the latter, he’s also a bit of an antagonist. Though not as against being involved with someone, it’s hardly ever for romance. He’ll have flings, but only shallowly to get what he wants: he doesn’t have any intention to have relationships beyond the briefly physical. He has a habit of keeping interesting women around until he gets bored. A bit hard to spice life up when you’re been alive for as long as he has: his attention span has only diminished.      Otherwise, he’s mostly a background villain: the equivalent to Giovanni in the Pokémon verse; to Sozin in AtLA; etc. etc. So again...not really the type to have any real kind of ship.

     [ ORIGINAL CHARACTERS ]

[ Uchiha Tenkai (Sasu///Hina son)

     Ship biases: Uzumaki Akane (kusunokihime)      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis male, panromantic / pansexual      Established ships: None (selectively multiship)      Tenkai has been written very little yet, but has hints of a future relationship with Akane in arc three of ALAS. The story only runs until they’re about 14, so no real room for a full-fledged ship. He’s part of the so-called “golden generation” (aka Boruto’s class), so anyone of that age range could have crushes, but...not much point in full ships with kids.      That said, as a disclaimer: I don’t read / watch Boruto. But I don’t mind interacting with characters from it. Just know I know almost nothing about the story / characters. My muses will have to get to know yours from scratch. And as he exists in an AU ship, kids from ships that would “break” his parents can’t be written with him (aka Boruto, Himawari, or Sarada).

[ Uchiha Chikyū (Sasu///Hina daughter) ]

     Ship biases: N/A      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis female, biromantic / demisexual      Established ships: None (selectively multiship)      Chikyū has no established ship in ALAS, and only reaches age 12 by default. So again, mostly just for crushes unless aged up. She’s a little...difficult to get along with, but it’s entirely possible to ship with chemistry.

[ Hyūga Higure ]

     Ship biases: Uchiha Fugaku II (kusunokihime)      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis female, greysexual / heteroromantic      Established ships: Fuga////Higu (kusunokihime) (selectively multiship)      Higure is a very...special case. She’s by default paired with Fu II, and given her mental health, getting through to her isn’t easy, but...possible. She’s the same age as Mirai, but there’s very few characters in her age range.

[ Hyūga Hinode ]

     Ship biases: Uchiha Reika (kusunokihime)      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis male, heterosexual / heteroromantic      Established ships: HinoReika (kusunokihime) (selectively multiship)      Hinode has an established ship in the verse, but honestly is very open to be shipped with otherwise. He’s a kind-hearted kid and I think would get along with most others pretty easily. He’s in the same year as Tenkai, aka Boruto’s year.

[ Uchiha Manami ]

     Ship biases: OC NPC Uchiha Junichi, Fuga///Mana      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis female, biromantic / bisexual      Established ships: Juni///Mana (selectively multiship)      Manami, unlike her sister, was entirely accepting about her orientation, but also discreet about it due to clan politics. Though canonly slated to marry Fugaku, she broke it off to let her younger sister (who was in love with him) have her chance instead. Otherwise, she ends up with Shisui’s father, Junichi (Kagami’s son). But she’s honestly very shippable beyond that: could do an AU where she DOES marry Fugaku, or dates other people before / after / instead of her canon marriage to Junichi.

[ Hyūga Hanako ]

     Ship biases: Hia///Hana      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis female, biromantic / demisexual      Established ships: Hia///Hana (selectively multiship)      Though married to Hiashi in canon, Hanako could be otherwise shipped...but it would mean either having no marriage and therefore no Hinata and Hanabi, or possibly just Hinata and being disgraced after divorcing Hiashi. Otherwise by default she’s married (and dies a few weeks after having Hanabi due to postpartum complications).

[ Hyūga Hotaru ]      Ship biases: Hiza///Hota      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis female, heterosexual / heteroromantic      Established ships: Hiza///Hota (highly selectively multiship)      Honestly shipping with Hotaru would be VERY difficult. Though her marriage was mostly unhappy, it DOES end with Hizashi’s death. But I have a hard time seeing her marry anyone outside the Hyūga bloodline - she’s too traditional / proud to do so. It’d take a LOT to change her mind on that.

     [ And that’s it! ALL the muses on this blog. Major props to anyone who read it all: honestly that’s amazing and I really appreciate it. But yeah, this is the rundown of all the muses and how I feel they can / can’t be shipped. I know this probably comes off as really picky, but again: the verses I write are very heavily plotted, and just...between that, and my views of these characters, it’s not an easy thing to ship them. I know that’s disappointing cuz shipping’s a big deal in RP, but...I won’t write something I myself can’t enjoy.

     THAT BEING SAID, some DO still have wiggle room! And of course other kinds of bonds - family, platonic, enemies - are possibilities, too. I’d love to write something other than romance to see how these muses interact with others. Romance is just...a difficult thing for a lot of them. 

     Either way, thank you to anyone who respects these interpretations of these characters. To those who can’t...I hope you find other blog(s) who can give you what you want. But this is how THIS blog will be run. ]

#sylvie speaketh [ ooc ] #long post #muse ship info #*sweats* #pleasedon'thateme #this is just...how i wanna do things #if it puts everyone off #guess i'll just scrap the blog #but if i wanna TRY keeping it open #this is how it's gotta be #i know it sounds super picky but...again: #this blog is highly structured in its verses #it's just how theses muses / narratives are #i'd be happy to rec other blogs if this one won't get you what you want #that said i really DO wanna work on platonic / family / enemy ships here!!! #*grabby hands*