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renmayonaka · 5 months

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waley · 2 years

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Jakurai: Do you wanna tell me how you crashed the car?

Doppo: Well we were driving and there was this deer in the middle of the road that Hifumi couldn't see so I shouted, "Hifumi, deer!"

Hifumi:

Doppo: Do you want to tell him what your response was?

Hifumi:

Hifumi: "Yes, Honey?"

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incorrect-joseimuke · 7 months

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One of the boys: How do you see us really?

MC: Here, if you wear my glasses you would be able to see things from my perspective.

One of the boys: *Puts on glasses and all of the boys suddenly turns into sexy women wearing skimpy outfits*

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incorrecthypmic · 19 days

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Sasara: Y'know, my life changed when I realized you could add nacho cheese sauce to anything from Taco Bell and it gets like 10x better

The call: silent

Rosho: You can just add nacho cheese sauce to anything

Rei: I love this loading screen tip!

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chokit-pyrus · 2 years

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hamamatsu-divison · 4 months

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Eden's opinión about the men he have an vigilant eye *because he's a protective brother*

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Luis kōkyū

Eden:i don't like him, although he and my brother seems to be friends...i don't like him

Izana Sano

Eden: he's not so bad...he and neesa are good friends and Sano apparently have yandere tendencies...with it i like him

Rintaro Himura

Eden* knife and gasoline in hand*:YOU GREAT SON OF A B-

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kumamoto-division · 6 months

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Kururi:master,you kill people for money?!

Kunio:i can explain!

Kururi:and all this time I've doing it for free like a chump?!

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kanazawa-division · 6 months

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Joey: Would you take a bullet for me?

Kyler: ...yes?

*Wataru angrily burst into the room*

Joey: *running away* Great, thanks!

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kobedivision · 6 months

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Ren: So, Max is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Kaiji: Why?

Ren: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

Max, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

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shinagawa-division · 6 months

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Sumire: Some people are like slinkies.

Ritsuko: What?

Sumire: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Ritsuko:

Ritsuko: Please don't push Miho down the stairs.

Sumire, pushing Miho down the stairs: Too late.

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saitama-division · 6 months

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Kureha: I hate you sometimes.

Lola: Well according to this picture Sayaka drew of us holding hands that's not true.

Kureha: Lola, you drew that.

Lola: It doesn't matter.

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renmayonaka · 7 months

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waley · 2 years

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Samatoki, pointing at a bruise: Who did this to you?

Ichiro: Lol you actually care about me?

Samatoki: No

Samatoki: I want to thank them.

[1 day later]

*The person who had beaten up Ichiro has gone missing*

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incorrect-joseimuke · 3 months

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MC, about to do a summoning for a boy: These boys want love and affection? I'll SMOTHER them with love and affection!

One of the boys: Maybe it's saying stuff like that that makes boys not want to come here?

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incorrecthypmic · 14 days

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Hifumi: *talking to his laptop* Ooh babygirl, you're so hot

Doppo: Thanks

Hifumi: Are you babygirl now??

Doppo: No

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edogawa-division · 6 months

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Yuriko: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me. Kaoru: Okay, but in my defense, Kanra bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. Yuriko: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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