#how convenient

[weird-an]

House: Tits or ass?

Wilson: I'm more into asses.

House (twirling his hair): Really?

#how convenient #hilson #james wilson #gregory house #wilson x house #house md

[juniperhillpatient]

so fucking consistently funny to me that the sunnydale high library just like. randomly has a big ass cage in it. capable of holding a werewolf or vampire. like. who approved that architectural choice. "oh yeah & our school library will need a cage. yeah, extremely strong & hard to destroy or break out of, basically a prison cell. uh huh, yeah, in the library. thanks"

#btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #how convenient

[bettertwin9000]

What about mikey and raph? Can't one of them watch leo for a bit or are they busy?

They likely won't be around for a while... They've been really busy and decided to take a small retreat for Hero Junk- I hardly paid any attention....

#how convenient #Mikey wouldve been way better at this #Raph too #eugh #rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise donnie #unpause rise of the tmnt #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt leo #rise leo #disaster twins #save rise of the tmnt #turtle tot arc

[umblrspectrum]

the best part about a robot spider army is terrorizing your friends with said spider army, friends who are conveniently afraid of spiders

#art #artwork #murder drones #serial designation v #murder drones v #how convenient

[blmpff]

did the ambulance just magically show up by itself, without medics, so that Tharn could tend to Phaya's wound himself?

#how convenient #the sign the series #favorite scenes #episode 4 #blmpff

[locallygrowndaikon]

I LOVE YOUR STUFF IM GONNA BOOP YOU TO DEATH 🖐️🐱

ARYIE WHHHEUAHU AUGEUAGGA

#ignore that its beefy #i just happened to have that picture on hand #how convenient #asks #boop

[noctqrnxl]

happy ides of march 😇

#and today happens to be my psychology exam #how convenient #ides of march

[coconutshygame]

"women's day" while women are having c section without anesthesia... I hope you all perish.

#white western cunts celebrating their white western day #while doing white western genocide #how convenient #i hope anyone who celebrates this a very lovely k y s #or god forbid.. use it for reproductive rights without talking about gazan women #again.. if you don't make it about gaza... kys

[selene-and-the-cold]

You know you're a snzfucker, when you're listening to an audiobook and hear the line

"... glancing at my phone to see that I'm getting a cold from Charles"

instead of

"... glancing at my phone to see that I'm getting a call from Charles"

#snzfucker life #snz #also: now I keep thinking about scenarios where phones or apps alert a person when they're coming down with a cold #how convenient

[chirpsythismorning]

Eden barging in at the exact moment Suzie counted down the days until Dustin’s birthday, Argyle interrupting Mike and El at Surfer Boy Pizza when they were just about to break up, Mike and Will getting interrupted by anyone and everyone literally all season…

#stranger things #byler #stranger things theory #stranger things meta #birthdaygate #byler theory #mike wheeler i know what you are #like #vecna can you not ? #no but fr it’s too coincidental these interruptions are happening at times when vecna would rather it not go any further… #how convenient #for him

[9w1ft]

KK announced her pregnancy 13 days before Mother's Day? Taylor. Sing the BEST DAY on Mother's Day.

😂

#how convenient

[the-burgundy-on-my-shirt]

Lauren’s instas back

Mood

#nfl #nick bosa #49ers #football #bye week #how convenient

[anthophilafalls]

i feel like we inch closer to this every day

#how convenient #wall-e #vent #fast food #consumerism #silicon valley #techbros #not to mention pharmaceutical companies trying to sell ozempic diverting our attention away from food regulation

[orbitalflyby]

Today in the ongoing death of twitter: retweets are now reposts.

Excuse me while I put on my tinhat, but I suspect that making it harder to distinguish between sharing others' creative work and stealing it is more of a feature than a bug as far as the creatively bankrupt AI hyping Mxskrats are concerned.

#yes that is an arse of a sentence. no i don't care #you're making 'do not repost' harmful for artists to say #while feeding all the art you can get your hands on into your so-called AI models? #how convenient #to be clear i don't think musx knows or cares enough about online art culture to do it on purpose #but the commodification of creativity and slow elision of the artist as creator is fucking sad

[insomniacpreacher]

Blame Porsche's privileged smacks for Kinn's weak memory

#kinn porsche the series #kinnporsche #kinnporsche episode 10 #mile apo #mile phakphum #apo nattawin #actually what I used to do with my sibling when we were young #everytime he forgets his answers he blames me #how convenient

[lightfaithed]

@tapalslegacy

Sometimes, unforseen but important matters came up and one ended up being asked to look for another's Padawan. With the entire Order being connected and built as a large support system, such flexibility was both encouraged and demanded from Jedi Knights and Masters alike, and Obi-Wan relished in it, excited to get to know the Order's future defenders during his rare breaks from fighting the war.

How relieved had he been, when back then a fellow Jedi could spontaneously look after Anakin for him, when he was sent away due to emergencies and taking young Anakin along had not always been possible or because Anakin had an important exam coming up? Without the support of the others, Obi-Wan would have surely crumbled under the pressure of guiding and training his former Padawan.

And like Anakin, Cal was special in a way other Jedi were not. Thanks to his friendship with Quinlan, Obi-Wan knew quite a lot about psychometry firsthand, which surely was a reason why Master Tapal trusted him with Cal. The war spread them all very thin, and hopefully Master Tapal's mind was free to focus on what's important, knowing Cal was safe and well taken care of until he returned.

Obi-Wan decided to start their day with a calming cup of tea. "Don't tell anyone, but I'm very proud of my tea collection." He placed a box of an assortment of teas from all over the galaxy on the dining table and smiled encouragingly. "Which one would you like to try first?"

#tapalslegacy #v: the clone wars #you thought i was joking but i need them to have tea together #also maybe cal also needs to do some studying so he had to stay in the temple this time? :'D and obi-wan just happens to be on a break #and padawan-less #how convenient