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sorry for calling you a miserable fraud max i didn’t realise you were gonna dunk 13 seconds in nine laps. it will happen again

the toxic parent behaviour everytime max gets less than 100 on his grades (P1) asking "what happened? are you going to start doing drugs as well?" will continue

#he doesn't get to embarrass me so hard and then expect no shaming #I'll shame him till he gets better #and he did he fucking did #STILL I WAS EMBARRASSED FOR 21 HOURS AND IT'S HIS FAULT

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Anyone has Nico Rosberg roasting Kravits about Hamilton setups?

#nico Rosberg #formula 1 #f1 #can't imagine tagging ham would help😀

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Terrible internet, Gifs took too long to load but I got a perfect shot of Max Verstappen lips in a perfect O so I'm good.

an always expressive maxy + slow blinks

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Anyone still has a link to that smash Charles head game by any chance?? I miss it!

#charles leclerc #formula 1 #f1 #it's amazing fun I swear

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I'm a fan of two frauds!

#lestappen #formula 1 #f1

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Is it clear who the terrorist is?

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It's just fuckin insane man!!

We have more than robserg/Hamilton. Aka previous childhood friends, teammates fighting for wdc, broken up intense drama brocedes.

We have more than vettel/Raikkonen. Aka close friends, Ferrari teammates, Vettel not celebrating their 2015 Singapore win without the kimi's name on the board.

We have more than Gasly/Leclerc. Aka the two who call themselves best friends today, "we used to go on vacations together when we were kids", french speaking Piarles.

We have more than the famous Carlando. Their ship name is most famous in F1 and drivers' social media themselves. They had live video calls in 2020 and celebrated each other's 1st podium together ffs.

We have more than freaking Ricciardo/Verstappen... You know, those teammates whose cars fucked in Baku 2018? The two that "almost kissed, but there's nothing wrong with it", that ship that F1 used to celebrate on valentine's day.. we have more than maxiel.

Us, our silly little ship built on a 12 year old video of an inchident. Built on sexual tensions in front of Valtteri Bottas' salad(austria podium). Built on a tree one planted and the other watered, that's growing somewhere in Baku! It's built on "trouble came to me" and "is he pretty?" and "I will remember all my life...". It's built on a champagne shower in Austria and a usual "I know him very well" weekly quote. It's built on "Ferrari is a religion and Redbull is a Vendetta". Just the inevitable and the pre-destined stuff I guess.

#max verstappen #charles leclerc #lestappen #I'm late to the party #exactly 134 fics late #but omg look at us #3840 fics for a ship of small mention here and there and cars that look sexy when they're together on track and a puddle #it's insaaaane

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#lestappen #was doing an Austria 22 inventory #gave up after 3 items but look what I found #didn't see this one before

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assigning F1 drivers as common medical conditions:

lando norris: lactose intolerance

george russell: inflammatory bowel syndrome

charles leclerc: yeast infection

daniel ricciardo: ingrow toenails

pierre gasly: chlamydia

fernando alonso: osteoporosis

max verstappen: testicular torsion

lewis hamilton: male pattern baldness (fixed)

valtteri bottas: hemorrhoids

#my Google search is all ruined omg😭😭 #the things Bella and Elle make me search #testicular torsion... had to check Google images for that one

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And what If I combust? Then what?

#max verstappen #formula 1 #f1 #someone gif this #quick #but make it slow #like I wanna spend 10 minutes at least

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How can one photo be so sexy?

#i need these two wins soo baaad #we'll tie hamilton at 26 years old and hamilton had 2020 in w11 #oh we're so freaking ruling the world #max verstappen

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I hope this clogs everyone's feed everytime someone scrolls tumblr. As it should!

#that was MONTHS ago

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Iran has launched a retaliation against Isreal for the attack on a diplomatic iranian building, and therefore Iranian soil in Damascus, Syria. The attack got little mentions in the news, and media will use this lack of information to favour Isreal, as headlines are where most people stop reading. Be aware and stay informed; Isreal started this, NOT Iran OR Palestine.

Isreal's, with the full support and weapons of the US, ongoing genocide on palestininians, their multiple attacks on land outside their colonisation "mission", and their general military mindset of being in the right are the fault of this. This is a retaliation from Iran, and all further escalations from this situation will be due to the unhinged evilness and ego of the USA, Isreal, and the West. All blood will be on the hands of the oppressors; both those who are directly feasting on the meat of their victims, those who refuse to use a leash and those who ignores the blood.

I am afraid of the prospects of the situation escalating by the US's military force being sent to, not only, "Isreal" and Palestine but also, now, Iran. Hundreds of thousands of people were killed and injured in the "war against terror" and millions were affected. Not only that, but the prospects of the war reaching outside the region are also getting increasingly more of a reality, and I hope all who, before, could ignore the terrors by turning of their tv's, now will finally look, even if it is for own self-interest.

Stay informed and keep informing those around you – remember, the Western medias are zionists and many will fall for their propaganda. Stay safe. Free Palestine.

#death to the usa #death to israhell #free palestine

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LAUREN POSTED A FIC EVERYONE GO READ AND ENJOY THE WEEKEND NOW!!

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I swear it was soo amazing I'm not worthy ma'am🧡🧡🧡🧡

🌷 All Tied Up 🌷

Pairing: Charles Leclerc / Max Verstappen

Word count: 2,553

Chapters: 1/1

Summary:

“What are you—” Charles’ words stall on his tongue as his bandana is looped around his wrists, “Max…” Max winks and double knots the fabric.

Max offers to help Charles get out of his head with a little help from a red piece of cotton.

Author’s note:

I’ve had most of this fic written in my head since September last year but had never been able to get it right.

This fic was inspired by the fantastic, ever talented artist @kiki0716.

For @coconutshygame, after all this time, here is the long awaited Bandana Fic!

I hope you enjoy x

Read on Ao3

#I'm going insane #Like insaaaaane #Lestappen fandom is truly blessed

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Do people realize that Israel is so unrestrained that it’s now launching attacks in Lebanon and Syria as well. Do people realize how little Arab people mean to these genocidal maniacs that they are now killing people in three Arab countries. Can genocide apologists pause their pure hatred for Arabs to at the very least admit this. Or are we going to pretend that Israel has a reason to be intensifying attacks in Damascus right now