#horse shrine

[pegafin]

AI Generated McMansions: The Horse Shrine

I asked the @mcmansionhell Discord chat what kind of property they would like to see, and the response was:

Horse Shrine

Well, Pegafin Realty is proud to have just the property on the market!

Stately horse shrine on plenty of horse acres, complete with 5 picturesque yard holes for horse purposes. Tour today!

Click here for bonus images and important lore about this home.

These images were painstakingly generated using NightCafe, then lovingly curated, by me. You can follow me on NightCafe @Pegafin for even more abominations!

#horse shrine #kentucky homes #ai generated mcmansions #ai generated interiors #horse country #cursed houses #mcmansion hell #NightCafe #fake real estate #honse #horse girl's dream #horse girl's literal dream #english country house #equestrian decor #cheval de boeuf #cursed ai #ai architecture #funny

[acetier]

A moment of peace

#breath of the wild #botw #the legend of zelda #tloz #koroks #botw link #feat. random horse he picked up from somewhere #ace draws #he sleep #let him rest #this is an actual in game location! #by riverside stable in the little grove of trees behind wahgo katta shrine #also known as whistling hill

[vulcanette]

I really loved Nope. I can’t stop thinking about the scene when Emerald is talking about how she was supposed to train Jean Jacket and Pops never looked up at her at the window but OJ did. OJ acknowledged her and saw her. He named the Creature “Jean Jacket” as a way of saying, here’s the chance you wanted. The chance you never got. And she is the one who finally solved the puzzle and killed it/got it to leave. And she got her picture. I’m so proud of them, best siblings ever

#this movie was so good for so many reasons ljke it had the suspense it had the twisted inexplicable moments of pure horror #it had deep meaning connected to Viewing and Digesting and Taming #the siblings kept surprising me bc you can tell there’s moments where they don’t agree but they choose to stay together and fight together. #em chooses to stay and not run away leaving her brother to die w their horses #it’s just a beautiful film I’m so happy I watched it #I thought Steven Yeuns character was SO. fucked up. he obviously is so haunted by the violence of the past but makes a shrine to it. #spins it and uses it for social status. cheapening any lesson he may have learned about life and death into some idea that he’s ‘chosen’ #I want to keep ranting about this but I must continue Pondering #personal #a small diary entry #nope 2022

[illustratus]

The Thousand-Year-Old Oak by Karl Friedrich Lessing

#karl friedrich lessing #art #holy relic #shrine #virgin mary #praying #prayer #oak tree #oak #nature #religious art #religion #religious #ravine #horses #stream #river #christianity #christian #europe #european #forest #woods #prayers

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Me, beating gloom hands after my first encounter with them: HA. I didn't think you nasty-looking-possessed-horse-sounding things were on the surface, but I had light item weapons ready! >:D TAKE THAT, SUCKERS! Phantom Ganon, popping up: Suavamente >:D Me: Ah... well, crap.

#tears of the kingdom spoilers #totk spoilers #I didn't know they did that lol #mistakes were made #the fight would have been way more fun if that song played though XD XD XD #hats off to you if you get the reference LOL #I ran away that's how the fight ended #fast travel fleeing to Hateno because I was NOT prepared to face a mini boss #this all started because I was on my horse working on my project while I let horsie guide my path #and I saw a shrine so I was like oh I should at least activate it and then I can get back to work #THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING DISTRACTED

[redsamuraiii]

Yabusame – Female Horse Archer at Meiji Shrine by Tokyobling's Blog

“This year’s Yabusame at Meiji Shrine was slightly unusual due to the high number of very talented female archers. You could tell from the excited reactions of the audience when they were being introduced that female archers make a wildly popular sport even more popular!”

Yabusame is considered a symbolic event for Kamakura Period during which the first Samurai rule of Shogunate was established in Kamakura. It was also the period known for many female warriors such as Tomoe Gozen and Hojo Masako, known for their horse riding and archery skills.

#yabusame #horse archery #mounted archery #female warrior #female archer #japan #japanese culture #japanese tradition #meiji shrine #japanese archery #kamakura period #kamakura shogunate #samurai #female samurai #onna bugeisha #onna musha #tomoe gozen #hojo masako #tokyobling blog

[acidbladee]

Bladee shrine

#ecco2k #drain gang #cybercore #bladee #shrine #bladee city #bladee radio #small wooden horse #yung lean #jonatan leandoer #shawty #Saint #drain Jesus #drain #whitearmor #cybersigilism #whimsigothic

[mothmiso]

Champagne-Ardennen (2) (3) (4) (5) by Inge Hoogendoorn

#horses #cows #shrine #statuette #agricultural landscape #window view #france #grand est

[comixandco]

hey

heyheyheyheyheyheyhey

go ride a dragon and descend into the depths with them right now

you can thank me later

#totk spoilers #totk #dinraal #naydra #farosh #idk about naydra or farosh actually but dinraal’s hair-spikes make for the perfect perch #you sit behind them and when she descends you slide into their back instead of off her head #it’s majestic it is everything #i am exhilerated rn #i’m going to try to do a full lap #mostly to farm but also bc i’m trying not to shrine-hop too much and i left my horse in goron city

[joeyclaire]

#charlie day shrine #chit chats #you will never understand a girl and her horse #turning rbs off this is about ME dating charlie day

[jorvikzelda]

beat tears of the kingdom... not sure what to do with myself now. fantastic game I'll give it a 10/10

#I mean like. I'm nowhere near FINISHING the game. I've done less than half the shrines my underground map is so incomplete etc etc etc #but I feel fine taking it slower now that I've gone through the story fully #I cried twice in the final five minutes (and actually cried for REAL tears were rolling down my face) #so this game has made me cry. four times. which is a feat because the only game thats ever made me cry even ONCE before is botw #z talks #not horse game

[pegafin]

Horse Shrine Bonus Content and Important Lore!

In a previous post, I showed you the grace and majesty of the Horse Shrine McMansion. When I showed the home to the McMansion Hell Discord chat, they had some remarkable observations...

The Cheval de Boeuf is a storied and elegant addition to any country home. Rumored to have come to England through the Norman Conquests all the way back in 1066-1071 CE, the French vehemently refuse responsibility for this piece of decor.

Finally, we have three very special bonus images to finish out this charming cauchemar.

Horse of Damoclese:

Horstine Chapel:

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Thank you, and may your home overfloweth with Cheval de Boeuf ✨🐴

#mcmansion hell #fake real estate #english country house #cheval de boeuf #HONSE #Norman Conquests #ai generated interiors #ai generated mcmansions #NightCafe #horse shrine #equestrian decor #discord chat #discord shenanigans

[carolmaclaine]

I've abandoned the plot of this game in such dramatic ways in order to 20 star a horse with the worst base stats known to man

#its my asskicking outfit bitch #me and my pink horse on the way to 152 shrines (19 left!) #totk spoilers

[delusional-mishaps]

love that this game just lets us do WHATEVER THE FUCK we want

(also was baffled by the JENGA TOWER being in totk)

#legend of zelda #loz totk #loz tears of the kingdom #tears of the kingdom #does this count as spoilers for the game if its a shrine solution??? #every time i do something the wrong way i think of a tiktok i saw #of someone who did a shrine i had already done #and seeing what their solution to it... #they tried to make a boat with self rowing oars and it didnt work #and i just made a giant fucking bridge with all the materials instead 😭 #its sofun to see how other pol play this game #all those ppl brutalizing/crucifying the koroks while im making them comfortable little wagons to pull them with my horse #LMFAOO #jesters ramblings

[catnatch]

ik we already knew this with botw but its nuts how meticulously spaced out interesting bits of landscape are

#totk spoilers / #i somehow ended up in the hebra labrynth -> told me to go to the sky-> couldnt make it up but ooh theres a shrine right there-> #idt think i can make it to that tower but glyph!!->wait weird glowing horse over there->try to ride a flying rock up dont make it up-> #but aha i see a great fairy fountain->stable must be nearby lets get the shrine there #and now its past midnight fjdjdjsj

[jacobied]

ive been playing botw on permadeath but picked up the majoras mask and a ton of fairies and it's. kind of too easy ?? what if i.. reset and changed some rules what if i did it in master mode or banned the mask or i could only take 1 fairy

#jade.txt #the things i do to put off buying totk #current rules now are just death = reset and ive only reset once and tbh i just drowned in a dumb way #and that if i want to make the stable retrieve my horse frm somewhere i gotta give them gems and i can only teleport at a shrine or tower #i like the shrine / tower rule a LOT its so fun #but like heem haw i'm maybe half way through this permadeath save and i can fight most things pretty comfortably #havent fought a major test of skills yet or done the master trials tho bc fuck that they'll kill me soooo dead #but like... i think i could make this a tiny bit more challenging / fun for me..