#hogan's heroes

[haveyouseenthisseries-poll]

#tv series #tv shows #polls #hogan's heroes #bob crane #werner klemperer #john banner #1960s series #us american series #have you seen this series poll

[fireinthefireproofvault]

Come watch Hogan's Heroes, we have...

• Short king firecracker chef & self-proclaimed uncle of dogs

• Sweet goofy neurodivergent cinnamon roll who does the science & has the highest kill count in the show

• Fearless leader who definitely has favorite children & could probably convince you a brick was made of solid gold

• Lovably sleazy James Bond reject card shark who charms his way into your heart & your safe

• The quiet, capable sane one who holds everything together & has occasional bouts of sass

• Guy acting friendly & refined in an unfriendly unrefined business who wonders why he loses street cred daily

• Guy who can't always be bothered, but can always be bribed with food & we don't talk about how lowkey relatable that is enough

#hogan's heroes #60s television #colonel hogan #robert hogan #wilhelm klink #louis lebeau #andrew carter #peter newkirk #james kinchloe #sergeant schultz #hans schultz

[benevolenterrancy]

I wanted to try that colour wheel meme! I think the Doctor gets to count as a bit of a wild card...

#colour wheel meme #les mis #grantaire #mash #trapper #asterix #obelix #tintin #calvin and hobbes #hobbes #torchwood #ianto #lupin iii #hogan's heroes #lebeau #4th doctor #doctor who #trapper and grantaire don't understand a word the other is saying but they're vibing #depressed alcoholic who desperately wants to avoid fighting and use dark humour to cope... which am i describing #this was a lot of fun... i might do another one at some point and generate it by whatever suggestions you guys give me #see how weird we can make the mix #my art

[ghosthorse-tracks]

#hogan's heroes #hogans heroes #peter newkirk #s3e8: nights in shining armor #gifset #ugh newkirk is so cute #i'm obsessed with his hands 😍

[rose-of-pollux]

Listen.  Listen.

I need you to understand why the whole Goncharov thing is so hilarious to me as a Hogan’s Heroes fan.

In 1968, the second episode of season 4 of Hogan’s Heroes centered around the Heroes coming up with a nonexistent piece of electronic equipment to trick the Germans into bringing a defecting electronics expert within their reach to smuggle him to England.

The Heroes put on an Entire Bit, using a rabbit trap one of the Heroes made, plus random electronic parts, complete with nonexistent technical jargon for the Germans to overhear.  And not one of the Germans wants to admit that they have no dang clue as to what the Heroes are talking about, not even the recurring character of a general who is (normally) one of the most foreboding foes for the Heroes.

And the name the Heroes gave for this piece of nonexistent equipment, which makes what’s going on now even more hilarious?

The Gonculator.

From a rabbit trap becoming a Gonculator to a shoe becoming Goncharov, it’s practically full circle.

#Hogan's Heroes #goncharov

[colpapabear]

*Police sirens in the distance*

Klink, who has done nothing wrong: They’re coming for me

Colonel Hogan, currently wanted for spying, identity theft, counterfeiting, blackmail, bombing matters and arson: *sipping a smoothie* Yeah, probably

[insp.]

#hogan's heroes

[whatisthismandoinghere]

experimenting with yet another screen recorder/video editor so ta da! i know i've done this gif set before but this one has no black border, so fancy i know 😂

S2.E4 Operation Briefcase

#i know these are mediocre #but i'm trying #and i am not tech savvy #it's also been a minute since i've made some gifs #hogan's heroes

[deer----teeth]

Quick sketch of Kinchloe

#james kinchloe #hogan's heroes

[meatsouuuuup]

hogan’s heroes fandom is this anything???

#just to be clear this is an edit it does not really exist i spent longer than i should’ve photoshopping it #hogan's heroes #the way the premise just sounds like a fanfic is everything to me

[britishguy-on-the-tv]

Comet:

shes russian. shes natasha & sonyas godmother and probably my favorite character. her entrance song is titled "moscow" because she greets natasha & sonya as they enter moscow. also i love her

Hogan:

Marya is such a delight of a character, I love every episode she's in. She is one of the few characters who is consistently able to wrong foot and out scheme Hogan, and she has a GREAT time doing it. She is having SO much fun flirting and plotting her way across this war front

She’s a WWII era soviet spy rather than the much more common Cold War era soviet spy. She has an over the top personality and while she’s mostly working towards her own goals, she does help out our main characters in the episodes she appears in.

#russian blorbo rumble #tournament poll #hogan's heroes #natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812

[beej-machinations]

🌹 and a short king 🌹

#hogan's heroes #louis lebeau #james kinchloe #andrew carter #robert hogan #peter newkirk #ogmachinations

[tuttle-4077]

Do you ever write a fic and part way through you don't necessarily become stuck, but you have to write "boring" chapters that eventually lead you to the more meatier chapters. And you don't want to have to write them. But you do if you want to finish your fic. But because you don't wanna have to do that, you try to come up with another story to write that will be a little more fun?

Well, that's me right now. The problem is, I can't think of any (short!) story to write. All my WIPs are long stories.

So, if anyone wants to throw out some ideas for me, that'd be nice. I may not actually write anything, but I find that having ideas thrown my way help get my creative juices to start flowing.

#hogan's heroes #hogan's heroes fanfic #fanfiction problems

[pulpsandcomics2]

Hogan's Heroes #3 December 1966

#dell comics #hogan's heroes

[benevolenterrancy]

@pazithigallifreya a fine lookin' fellow!

#sculpt me like one of your french saboteurs #hogan's heroes #klink #wilhelm klink #colonel klink #lebeau #louis lebeau #corporal lebeau #kinch #james kinchloe #sergeant kinchloe #andrew carter #sergeant carter #newkirk #peter newkirk #corporal newkirk #my art #gradually returning to art doodles now that i've begun to exhaust the desperate need to write that gripped me this past month #they could get up to some calvin snowgoons level shenanigans

[ghosthorse-tracks]

Hogan, stop negging him! He’s sensitive 🥺

#hogans heroes #hogan's heroes #robert hogan #wilhelm klink #klogan #s2e26: the most escape-proof camp i’ve ever escaped from #gifset #yes this is my first time watching this show #and i’m just collecting my favorite moments as i go along ☺️

[spacemanxpaninis]

I’ve thought about this a lot & sometime over the years here made this post, but it was on a blog that got deleted so I’m doing it again! I always think about what D&D class the Stalag 13 crew would play as & maybe someday will write a full fic of them playing but for now here we go!

The Hogan’s Heroes Cast’s DnD Characters

Hogan- Human fighter, no need to worry about all that fancy stuff. Almost went paladin but he’s not out for the glory or exactly in the market to become the party tank. Still pulls risky moves to save the others, though.

Newkirk- Elf rogue one hundred percent. He considers being a bard but just goes with a rogue really good at disguises so he can break into places for the party instead of having to worry about giving inspiration at the right time.

Carter- Knows more than anything he wants to be a wizard to be able to cast fireball, but isn’t sure what race he wants to be until he learns he can also be a literal fire genasi. Somebody stop him. Except don’t actually, his character usually ends up doing the most damage. Boom!

Kinch- Goes for artificer and the others end up envying his armor and subsequently amazing AC. Plays a gnome and has fun doing a voice for his character. He and Carter are the only ones that take the roleplay that seriously unless an attractive NPC comes along. His character should be the tank but all the others always rush in first so it’s more like cleaning up their mess.

Lebeau- The others insist he play a halfling and after chewing them out he goes elf instead just to prove a point. Goes for cleric so they’ll have some healing, duh! His character acts like the others are unrefined, but occasionally turns around and goes absolutely feral in battle.

Klink- Thinks his character is going to be the smooth one like Newkirk isn’t sitting right there. Makes a Tiefling Rogue based on the ‘handsome devil’ concept but doesn’t build/play him that stealthy, trying for a more swashbuckling approach. It doesn’t usually work.

Schultz- Has no idea what he’s doing, accidentally creates the party cinnamon roll everyone wants to protect because he’s the nicest to the NPCs out of fear. Thinks being a wizard sounds fun so his character is a little halfling in the classic pointy, starred wizard hat. Halfling because he’s tired of the size jokes, thank you very much!

#hogan's heroes #stalag 13 #dnd #robert hogan #peter newkirk #andrew carter #james kinchloe #louis lebeau #fandom #text post