#wilhelm klink

[fireinthefireproofvault]

Come watch Hogan's Heroes, we have...

• Short king firecracker chef & self-proclaimed uncle of dogs

• Sweet goofy neurodivergent cinnamon roll who does the science & has the highest kill count in the show

• Fearless leader who definitely has favorite children & could probably convince you a brick was made of solid gold

• Lovably sleazy James Bond reject card shark who charms his way into your heart & your safe

• The quiet, capable sane one who holds everything together & has occasional bouts of sass

• Guy acting friendly & refined in an unfriendly unrefined business who wonders why he loses street cred daily

• Guy who can't always be bothered, but can always be bribed with food & we don't talk about how lowkey relatable that is enough

#hogan's heroes #60s television #colonel hogan #robert hogan #wilhelm klink #louis lebeau #andrew carter #peter newkirk #james kinchloe #sergeant schultz #hans schultz

[benevolenterrancy]

@pazithigallifreya a fine lookin' fellow!

#sculpt me like one of your french saboteurs #hogan's heroes #klink #wilhelm klink #colonel klink #lebeau #louis lebeau #corporal lebeau #kinch #james kinchloe #sergeant kinchloe #andrew carter #sergeant carter #newkirk #peter newkirk #corporal newkirk #my art #gradually returning to art doodles now that i've begun to exhaust the desperate need to write that gripped me this past month #they could get up to some calvin snowgoons level shenanigans

[nessaadraws]

It wouldn’t be a hyperfixation without a daemon / His dark Materials AU, right? Part 1/2

Hogan - fox

Klink - barn owl

LeBeau - hen

Kinch - jackrabbit

#hogans heroes #robert hogan #wilhelm klink #louis lebeau #James Kinchloe #60s television #procreate #digital art #my art #fanart #his dark materials #daemon au

[ghosthorse-tracks]

Hogan, stop negging him! He’s sensitive 🥺

#hogans heroes #hogan's heroes #robert hogan #wilhelm klink #klogan #s2e26: the most escape-proof camp i’ve ever escaped from #gifset #yes this is my first time watching this show #and i’m just collecting my favorite moments as i go along ☺️

[deer----teeth]

It's been quite some time since I last drew something, so I'm relatively surprised with how nice this turned out. Anyways, Klogan is peak.

#klogan #hogan's heroes #robert hogan #wilhelm klink #artwork

[someguywriting]

Hogan's Heroes - BTS Cast Photos

#stolen from the Hogans Heroes facebook #but theyre beautiful pictures #hogans heroes #robert hogan #peter newkirk #colonel klink #wilhelm klink #sergeant schultz

[incorrect-stalag-13]

Klink: Maybe you’re right. 

Burkhalter: Okay, now are you saying that because you agree with me or because you’re afraid of me? 

Klink: I’m saying that because I’m afraid of you.

#source: monk #hogan's heroes #albert burkhalter #general burkhalter #colonel klink #wilhelm klink

[hogans-heroes]

Never realized that the show actually confirms Klink was not a member of the Nazi Party. In season 1 episode 29 “The Assassin” he gives an excuse to Col. Crittendon whom he thinks is a German scientist that he was on his way to Berlin to “join the Party.” This would completely explain why he’s still a colonel after all these years and never got a promotion, because in the Third Reich you had to be a Party member to advance in rank. (Luftwaffe officers were also not allowed to join the Party anyway but that’s a whole other discussion). Thought it was an interesting tidbit!

#hogans heroes #Wilhelm Klink #Hogan’s Heroes

[i-see-nothing]

Platonic-friendly HH valentines that my brother and I made!!

Reblog if using!

(we couldn't think of anything super clever for LeBeau, so if you have any suggestions for him totally tell me!)

#hogan's heroes #hogan's heroes valentines #robert hogan #colonel hogan #wilhelm klink #colonel klink #general burkhalter #james kinchloe #peter newkirk #andrew carter #louis lebeau

[beej-machinations]

PBA Canon Character Fic Nominees

To help you choose your fave PBA '24 Best Portrayal of a Canon Character Fics, grouped by name!

I've written my own summaries, centred around the nominated character and which of their traits the story explored.

Voting Round ends April 21st (vote here x)

Card Games, Vampires, and a Very Late Letter by TheSailingRabbit Kinch enters the service while hiding a chronic illness; much later, Hogan has finally thought up a way to help him (It's very UnOrthodox). Kinch & Hogan friendship 👍👍🥲

Kinch in Mama Bear by PicassoPenguin 4+1 story of the times Kinch took care of the other bears. what's not to love? Kinch uses his skills in observation and subtlety to watch out for the crew in both direct and indirect ways.

Carter in A Brother's Bond by PicassoPenguin After the war, Little Deer misses his brothers from Barracks 14. He tells Brown Rabbit about them, how much he admires them, and about the first days when he joined the heroes ( !!! )

Carter in Exit, Pursued By A Bear by pronker Carter has questions. The extent to which the gang humors or suffers him is a delicate balance. I think the author captured his voice well :)

Hogan in Decoration Day by Abracadebra Hogan mourns, then honors, the men that have died under his command. He has to lie to Klink to do so, but that's only natural.

Hogan in Sergeant 'Don't You Sass Me, Hogan' Wilson by whatisthismandoinghere Doctors may make the worst patients, but Colonels come in at a close second.

LeBeau Hogan in Well and Truly Got by Cardinal Rose - (Hogan story, i think this was mislabelled in the poll) Hogan's luck runs out. He tries anyway, but the consequences are unavoidable.

Klink in Klink's Brother by Sam Worth Klink talks a little about his family, both real and imagined. Well captured voice and mannerisms

Klink in Yoga Session by Deepbluethinking Klink discovers that kowtowing to Burkhalter leads to kowtowing in a more literal way, to the dismay of his hamstrings.

Klink in Ashes by LightShiner14 Atypically, Klink goes to church. Childhood memories rise unbidden; and Klink reflects on the irony of attending church in the bloodied present day. There's also a question pressing at him: what does he find within himself? Does he dare examine it?

LeBeau in Operation Mother Hen by Tuttle4077 Lebeau is sick. He's miserable, prideful, and Not Happy with the fuss everyone is making - to the point of driving everyone crazy: until they recruit the best nurse (very cute)

LeBeau in Spring Flowers by Tuttle4077 a poetically evocative piece on how Lebeau witnesses the changes to his beloved Rhineland. For better, for worse, for better, for worse. for better? (the imagery is vivid, and Lebeau's love really shines through)

Uneasy Company by dust on the wind Stuck between a rock, a hard place, a Hochstetter, and more troubles on the way, Newkirk is stranded without any backup. We get to see how he thinks and performs under pressure when the crew isn't there. When he needs to use his lockpicking skills, how can he explain them to the paranoid Hochstetter?

Drop Bears by dust on the wind Newkirk makes a bet with an Australian POW, and ends up taking a different gamble and performing some last-minute acrobatics.

A Deserved Gift by Cardinal Rose Newkirk dreams up the perfect plot for springtime. Most of the crew beg off taking part, because its an unnecessary risk, but regardless the victory is sweet and enjoyed by all. (in wartime, even Petty Revenge requires Pro Revenge tactics)

Cracking the Vault by Sierra Sutherwind Reminded of his younger days, Newkirk gives himself an inconveniently timed challenge - much to the dismay of Hogan and Schultz. They support him, but tbh they had their hands tied, what else could they do? (bonus: Schultz and the OCs in this fic go through some interesting developments, but they arent the focus in this category)

Once Is Enough by Abracadebra Newkirk is recruited as the reluctant accomplice in Marya's latest wild scheme. He shows off his skills at bluffing, snarking, and griping >:) i like how the more stressed he gets the funnier he gets haha

Autumn Winds by Fear-Of-The-Cold Newkirk's attitude toward human connection over the years, as it is influenced by his family and the world. we get to see a pre-Heroes POW Newkirk

The Assassin by lonewolfette9846 Newkirk is given the most important job in the war. And he has to do it alone. He does his best to keep his cover, and in the little time he has strategises his next moves. A very tense story - and that tension takes its toll on Newkirk. I like how methodical and tactical Newkirk comes across in this, despite the mission not being remotely in his experience.

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(voting link again)

#hogan's heroes #hogans heroes #papa bear awards #2024 Papa Bear Awards Nominees #fic rec #colonel hogan #robert hogan #wilhelm klink #louis lebeau #andrew carter #peter newkirk #james kinchloe #lol everybody loves putting newkirk in situations #PBA

[thatpoorfraulein]

I made this instead of working on my foundations project 💅💅

Honestly it could work both ways but this is what came to mind first lol

#klogan #robert hogan #wilhelm klink #hogans heroes #hogan's heroes #colonel hogan #colonel klink

[fireinthefireproofvault]

I love that URL references one of the many, many classic lines from the show that lives rent-free in my brain and makes me grin like a fool when I think of it.

RIGHT??? I wanted to reserve it so bad and I was so happy no one had taken it. One of my all-time favorite quotes along with my blog header! Another legend is “You fool! I told you not to listen to me unless I tell you to!”

Hogan��s Heroes and M*A*S*H have the best lines EVERRRRR 😎😂

#hogan's heroes #quotes #hogan’s heroes quotes #m*a*s*h #wilhelm klink #andrew carter #ask #rose-of-pollux #moots

[benevolenterrancy]

@planningconquest suggested I draw klink bumbling into one of the Heroes' traps, so here he is, kicking up a fuss as per the norm

#don't worry about it klink they just set it up to. catch wild turkeys. in germany. in the winter. yeah... #hogan's heroes #klink #colonel klink #wilhelm klink #newkirk #peter newkirk #lebeau #louis lebeau #my art

[nessaadraws]

Sooo… about these dancing lessons…

#hogans heroes #wilhelm klink #robert hogan #klogan #fanart #my art #digital art #procreate #60s television

[ghosthorse-tracks]

is the "severe disciplinary action" going to involve dancing? because i feel like it probably will, somehow

#hogan's heroes #robert hogan #wilhelm klink #klogan #gifset #s3e10: one in every crowd #“my own personal attention”?? stoppppp #also loving how schultz looks at them like 😬👀 the whole time

[anneofkeys]

Hogan in the Library

One of the many assignments I got in library school led me to a strange discovery I haven’t seen mentioned in here. Unaired Hogan’s Heroes scripts!

The assignment required that I visit the closest rare book library and view an item from the collection. For me, that would be the UIUC library’s Rare Book and Manuscript Library(RBML), which happens to have a lot of scripts. Not thinking I would find any, I looked for Hogan’s Heroes and there were two. One for the season 1 episode “The Flame Grows Higher” and another episode whose title I did not remember at all, “Hair today, gone tomorrow.” This was also the name for an episode of Gilligan’s Island, so I thought it might have been a cataloging issue (I spent some of that semester identifying cataloging issues, they are not uncommon in huge collections). I ordered it anyway and went to RBML only to find it was an unaired script for the show! And boy… was there a reason it was unaired….

The main plot of the episode is that Klink comes back from Berlin with a beard (how long was he gone?!) and that beard made him…evil? (So many guards got sent to the Russian front) Like he becomes way harsher and more authoritarian and Hogan goes “Must be the beard” and the crazy part is… Hogan was right?! It was the beard because reasons!? Like, Hogan didn’t even blink and immediately saw the beard as the true enemy. Maybe he doesn’t like a man with a beard? (I can hear the shippers coming). Hogan then sends LeBeau and Carter to go to Klink’s room during the middle of the night to shave it off only for Carter to make a sound that wakes Klink with LeBeau holding a razor near Klink’s neck. Klink, considering the context of a prisoner with a razor near the neck, sends the pair to the cooler to probably be killed later for attempted murder! How are they not executed? Because Klink loses his beard when Hogan convinces him to shave it off ??? I can’t remember the exact reason Hogan uses to convince Klink to shave the beard but whatever it was worked and Klink turns back to normal…. Somehow…

Also, Hochstetter was briefly mentioned and was now a general?! He went up like 3 ranks!

Anyway, this was a long PSA to say go check out your local (or semi-local) rare book collections, they might have lost Hogan’s Heroes scripts (Good or Bad!) and if you find any, report back!

#hogan's heroes #hogans heroes #wilhelm klink #robert hogan #random finds #but seriously #why are beards evil in this universe? #rare books and manuscript library