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foxcakq · 10 months
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WTF is this bs….
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One thing I have to say is huh? Vali ODINSON was born AFTER the BINDING OF LOKI!!!!!!!!! He was born to kill Hodur for his role in the death of Baldur, and he was a fully grown !!!!!Adult!!!!! when he killed Hodur (him aging really fast), and why would Vali ODINSON be blood brothers with a child (Navi Lokison)?????? And How TF would that timeline be possible? Vali ODINSON goes back in time to become blood brothers with Navi (even though Navi is a child), and then kills HIM!?!?!? HUH, (The reason why I think that Odin named Vali, his son after Vali, Lokis son is because he was petty). And wouldn’t Snorri have said Vali ODINSON was turned into a wolf? This feels like Odin being a dick (cuz he was in Norse Mythology), and erasing every bad thing he had done.
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gideonaweaponachild · 2 years
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How Odin’s kids deal with their trauma:
Hela: Kill something
Baldur: Distract himself with the ones he loves
Hodur: Repress it
Thor: Break shit, have sex, and drink
Tyr: Break shit
Loki: Have sex and attempt suicide
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hjbender · 5 years
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OH MY GOD. I just read the latest chapter of TLFT And the end?? With the twins?? and The Goat?? I literally had to bite the back of my hand to stop laughing so much. Amazing job. Well done, well done!
A;SDFHA;JSD THANK YOU that was my favorite part to write, honestly. I’d had it planned almost since the beginning, Váli and Vídarr finally meeting the famous Frostmonster of Jötunhell and discovering he’s actually this sweet tiny little ball of frosted sugar kisses like
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING US we just spent the last 4 hours putting on armor and psyching ourselves up I HATE THIS FAMILY
And Baldur and Hodur are over there like
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LOL YOU BITCHES PUNKED YOURSELVES LMAO SUX2BU
And then Thor’s just standing there the whole time like
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That goat’s almost as cute as Loki. (Almost.)
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gideonaweaponachild · 3 years
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Traumas for the Odinsbrood kids in my “au” in order of age
Hela: She was Odin’s loyal daughter she didn’t complain when he took a new wife, or when he revoked her mother’s title as queen of asgard. When he complained about her lack of an heir she named her twin younger brothers Baldur and Hodur. But after Loki had been brought home he got rid of her, war was less popular with the asgardians so he told her to invade another realm then decreed that they would be peaceful from now on. It was enough to arrest her.
Baldur: He was a soldier from a young age, but he hated war, and when Thor and Tyr were born he was tasked with caring from them and training them, same with Loki. The man was a seidrmadr, a powerful one, this combated his blonde looks and charismatic nature in Odin’s eye. But as long as he was obedient to Odin it was fine. Of course his loyalty would always lay with his family. Odin had banished Tyr and Hodur, and was planning on killing all of Loki’s six children. So Baldur abdicated and left behind his wife and five year old son, there is not a day that goes by where he doesn’t think of them. His loyalties won out.
Hodur: He was born blind and with powerful seidr, but he at heart, was a warrior. So he tried to join the army but was not allowed, however his sister, Hela, decided to train him. And in the end they broke off and founded the Valkyries, for women and seidrmadr. When Hela was banished he was ousted from his role. Odin was waiting to banish him, the prince had never been subservient and odin hated it. Odin had hid all allergies of his children. From even his other children. So Loki picked up hodur’s arrows from a bush that had mistletoe in it. Hodur sneezed and his always perfect shot was put off. He hit Baldur right above his heart. The man slept for a week. And Hodur was banished to Midgard.
Thor: He has no memory of his brothers who raised him. Or of his own twin Tyr. Or of Loki’s wives and his children. He doesn’t understand why Odin so suddenly started mistreating Loki, for some of his memories of Hodur and Baldur had them replaced by Odin and Frigga.
Tyr: He fell in love with a frost giant, Loki’s eldest son with Angrboda. His loyalties would always be with his troops and Fenrir was one of them, so were Sleipnir and Narfi two others of Loki’s children. So when Odin locked up Fenrir, he fought his father, losing his hand in the process.
Loki: Of what you know there is more. Loki had once run away with the ward of Queen Farbauti of Jotunheim, Angrboda, they had asked Loki’s father if they could marry and he said no, so they ran away, they were both only fifteen and they had three kids together, Fenrir, Jormungandr, and Hel. Five years passed, and Odin found them. He killed Angrboda in front of Fenrir, Loki ran in front of their son and caught the blade before it severed Fenrir’s head. Odin banished Jormungandr to midgard, he was three years old, and Hel was banished to Nifleheim, she was two. Fenrir the oldest at four, was chosen by Tyr to be one of his warriors, the two would fall in love over a thousand years later. So Loki returned home and four hundred years later they fell in love again and married Sigyn, before they had any children, Odin requested that they distract the stallion Svadilfari, so they did, and they got r*ped by that horse, and ended up pregnant with Sleipnir. Who Sigyn raised as her own, they had twin sons, Narfi and Vali, after an incident that left Baldur hospitalized, Loki was arrested and Vali was turned into a wolf and was forced to kill Narfi, except Sigyn stepped in dying at the hands of her youngest son. Odin tied Loki to a rock with Sigyn’s intestine, and put a snake above him, who dripped poison into their eyes. They screamed to the sky. After Baldur’s deal, Loki was one of the few allowed to keep their memory of the past, to be tortured by knowing what most of asgard did not. But that is not the end of their trauma, thrice they fell into bed with Thor, First in 1794, Jack was born in 1795, Loki left him with a woman who’d they had saved the daughter of. Second in 1824, Else was born in July of 1825, they left her with a king of a country called “Arendelle” where the queen had almost died in labor. Loki had saved her and her daughter and asked for Else to be cared for, they did to the best of their ability. Third in 2018, they left the statesman when Thanos, arrived time stopped by Heimdall and Nanna (Baldur’s wife) they told them to save their children, so they did, facing thanos with a physical clone of themself, to trick them all into thinking them dead. Gideon and Astrid were born on december 2nd 2018
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gideonaweaponachild · 3 years
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The Locklys
Leo Lockly (formerly Loki Odinson)
Jormungandr “Jo” Lockly (formerly Jormungandr Lokison) [english is shitty and “J” is supposed to be pronounced like y in the word yellow, and “Y” is just supposed to be like y in the word slowly]
Fenrir “Fen” Lockly [Fen-reer] (formerly Fenrir Lokison)
Hel Lockly (formerly Hel Lokisdottir)
Sleipnir “Lei” Lockly [Sl-ayp-neer] (formerly Sleipnir Lokison)
Narfi Lockly (formerly Narfi Lokison)
Vali Lockly (formerly Vali Lokison)
Else Lockly [el-seh]{bitch why not write in Elsa}
Gideon Lockly
Astrid Lockly
The O’Dollys
Baldur O’Dolly (formerly Baldur Odinson)
Hodur O’Dolly {I am writing mythological siblings if it wasn’t obvious} (formerly Hodur Odinson)
Hela O’Dolly {she’s the goddess of death she can’t fucking die, she’s like the hades to hel’s thanatos} (formerly Hela Odinsdottir)
Tyr O’Dolly [Teer] (formerly Tyr Odinson)
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