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snailtaco · 9 months
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I genuinely couldn’t think of anything else to draw today…. So uh :)
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togansweep · 2 years
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ranking all of tom's sweaters
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10. whore on the floor
cute but not nearly whorish enough for a game called whore on the floor (yes that’s the official name)
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9. we here for you
almost the same as whore on the floor BUT has cute paddington buttons, which puts it higher on the list
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8. supportive wife
always here if you need a friendly ear, lord vader
gossips with the other wives, but not about her own wife obviously
listens to kate bush
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7. husband who bakes you blueberry pies
tom picked out this colour hoping greg would notice it matches his eyes & compliment him about it (he doesn’t)
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6. the ONLY sweater tom wears in s3 :(
if s4 doesn’t give us more tom sweaters I’m gonna riot
it’s blue, he’s feeling blue; themes motifs etc.
grandpa vibes
he does not know how to use a phone except for calling his wife's cousin in the middle of the night
WILL go to prison for you
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5. english lit professor
he just started working here guys be nice to him :(
does dramatic poetry readings
writes love letters to shiv and greg (he never receives an answer but that won't stop him)
probably tom's favourite sweater, he wore it 4 different times throughout the show
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4. evil gay turtleneck
evil: forcing assistant to shred illegal documents on thanksgiving
gay: "ta-da!"
turtleneck: tits
hotel: cranberry sauce
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3. creamy cunt
somehow simultaneously a wife AND a 5 year old boy AND a dad
says he knows how to make a fire but he doesn't
shoutout to shiv's turtleneck as well
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2. he's like a breadstick to me
putting him in the oven (affectionate)
biting him (affectionate)
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1. wife wife wife wife wife
everyone who knows me knows I'm head over heels with grey cardigan tom, him being number one shouldn't surprise anyone
my sad wife my little mouse
I want to hug him and feed him soup
deserves the world (and my hand in marriage)
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iodotsys · 2 years
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What would happen if Zim dressed up like a typical anime schoolgirl right in front of Dib?
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I dislike anime schoolgirl Zim, so you get Bloatie's Pizza Hog Dib.
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sillystringsimpsons · 22 days
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WOE! Puppy boy memphis upon ye.
GIVE HIM HIS HEADPATS!!!!!!!!!
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h0lyhandgrenade · 1 year
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Modern day Ludo sketchies
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hayakawashousewife · 1 year
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nooooough · 1 year
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Screams of the universe
Pelo lol
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mee-op · 1 year
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i want more fics of thoma being a little shit
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creampill · 2 years
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hey riot can we please have a consistent sova face
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clownaddict · 2 years
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Let me just share with ya’ll the most cursed thing I’ve managed to wrestle out of this accursed AI
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uncroppedsoop · 7 months
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this is the monster who he truly is.. behind the mask...
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itgirlwife · 1 year
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i know i like to write malcolm as a really cute romantic but i Promise i will make him pathetic and sad very soon
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jaydarino · 3 months
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Human sukuna sketches
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dcxdpdabbles · 14 days
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Mr Flavor Soda Part 2
Mr. Flavor's Soda gains traction once the creator starts selling in a fixed place. Anthony's Pasta also grows in customers when word gets out that there is a surefire way of crossing paths with Mr. Flavor on Mondays and Fridays.
It's mainly because Mr. Flavor has gained a reputation for being hard to find. It was almost as if he vanished from one side of the city to the next without so much as a hint of how he got there.
However, that didn't mean he wasn't well known. He was a young teenager, likely fifteen or so, who always rushed about Gotham doing questionable parkour.
People had seen him climb up fire escapes only to do crazy leaps, looking to be aiming for his knees to break on each landing. He was spotted doing cartwheels across walking lanes, sometimes going over the hoods of cars that stopped on the lines instead of around.
He deliberately looked for the most haunted places in Gotham, walking with a traveling tea set because "the ghosts like to have tea parties." He had picnics in the middle of dark alleys, asking the air if it would like a second cup but pouring nothing from his teacup.
People were often confused by his responses when speaking to him. Nothing he said was particularly bad, but it showed his severe social awkwardness.
Customers walked away bemused but holding bottles of delicious beverages.
Another odd thing about the boy was his refusal to sell any of his creations for more than a single dollar. Nothing in Gotham was cheap. A regular Zesti was at least two dollars and nineteen cents, but Mr. Flavor looked appalled to charge so much.
A kid claiming to be among the original group that discovered Mr. Flavor, bestowing him the nickname, quoted the strange soda maker as saying, "If someone gives me a dollar, then I am one dollar richer. But if someone gives me two dollars, then they are two dollars poorer instead of only one."
It sounded humble on the surface, but it didn't really answer the questions the kid had originally asked him which were: "Why do you only charge a dollar? Why not more?"
Some people in Gotham were weary of Mr. Flavor. He didn't sound all quite there in the head. He wasn't near the level of insanity of the supervillains running around, but it wouldn't be a surprise if they all woke up one day to find out Mr. Flavor had snapped.
The remaining skeptics also regarded his drinks with cautious eyes. Despite his claims and the word of Red Hood, many wondered if Mr. Flavor was putting some kind of drug in his drink, hoping to spread it to the masses with his cheap prices.
If he was even selling soda at all.
Zesti is a familiar and beloved brand, but Mr. Flavor was once seen tasting the beverage and shouting, "Is this cream soda?!" He then bought one bottle or can of every soda option from the same gas station.
Each one was apparent "cream soda" according to Mr. Flavor. It was confirmed that the drinks the young boy made were far from the flavor of what they considered soda.
Now, Tim didn't see anything wrong with that. Jason had brought back samples of the other's work, and though the ingredients were interesting, they were ultimately confirmed to be soda. Or as close to soda as Mr. Flavor claimed it was.
He was just a bit eccentric while wandering Gotham. Nothing to worry about. Tim, knowing Jason, Bruce- and maybe even Dick with how determined his eldest brother was to try one of the sodas- had everything regarding Mr. Flavor under control; he chose to turn his attention to a series of missing people reports hitting Old Gotham.
There was no visible connection with the victims besides all having long chestnut hair. Age, gender, and social class didn't matter to whoever was taking these people- and Tim knew they were being taken. Tim found it strange that people who vanished were last seen near the same area, having built a map showcasing they were being targeted within a triangle that covered well-known shopping districts.
It was a bit of ground to cover, but Tim figured if he wandered around there long enough, he would attract the kidnapper's attention. He opened his closet, dusted off his old wig, and an hour later, Caroline Hill made her way over to Old Gotham.
Tim originally hated his Caroline Hill as he did not like disguising himself as a woman, but over time, he grew to adore how easily he could change her backstory and his mannerisms to fit with whoever Caroline was that day.
Sometimes, Caroline was a first-year medical student working through clinicals and rotations. She was overworked, under a lot of stress from her assignments, and didn't have time to be distracted by a social life, much less a man asking her out.
Sometimes Caroline was a highschool student who enjoyed community service. She was friendly, outgoing, and more then willing to take the lead in projects. She was naive and sheltered not losing faith in people quite yet.
Other times, Caroline was a high school dropout who didn't know what she wanted. She would apply to any job that would hire her, dreaming of leaving Gotham one day to find a dream to chase. To her, life was dull and meaningless.
Caroline was even a fashion model once. She was famous for her streetwear outfits and gorgeous selt-taken shots. Tim was proud to say her submission to LexCorp's phone promotion contest was still being broadcast, and she received checks for her work. She oozed confidence as a woman who knew what and when she wanted it.
It showed in her walk as she strutted down Old Gotham, stopping to enter any clothing Boutique she saw under the pretense of looking for an outfit for a big-shot party. She was dressed like the world was her runway, but not a red carpet.
If anything, she dressed like a woman who used to live in Old Gotham during its glory days, gracefully wearing the vintage outfit.
Her attire drew the eye of more than one person, especially when she ran her hand through her long, lush hair, making it fall smoothly against her lower back.
Tim figured model Caroline would be a much more tempting target, mainly because she carelessly browsed the various shops and little cafes. Anyone who watched her could tell she was unaware of her surroundings, and Tim had to carefully ensure they never doubted her blindness for even a second.
It was well; he was in an antique shop, glancing at lipstick holders, when something finally happened. The door swung open with a bang, and he allowed himself to jump as it would be something Caroline would do.
"Sorry! I gave the door a little too much razzle instead of dazzle!" a voice yells. Tim twists around to see a boy his age, with wild black hair—as if he did try to run a comb through it, but the strains refused to yield—and big, sparkling, far too aqua eyes.
Was he wearing cheap color contacts? Or was he a meta?
"No problem, Danny." Ms. Pinkney, the owner, a sweet woman who had refused to marry and was now approaching her sixties, smiled back. "Are you here again to play with Cyrus?"
"Yup, I'm going to beat him today." The boy chirps, walking over to a display that was roped off. He didn't seem to care for the sign on the red rope that read "WARNING: HAUNTED BY ANGRY SPIRIT" as he stepped over it.
It was the notoriously cursed chessboard and the two original armchairs from the eighteen hundreds.
Tim knew of the rumor that the man responsible for Gotham's architectural style- Cysrus Pinkney- had been in the middle of a chess game with his friend Solomon Wayne on the eve of his fortieth birthday when he had died.
He had been poisoned in the middle of a large party thrown by Henry Cobblepot, and no one to this day knew who his murder had been. Following Pinkney's death, terrible things happened to anyone who tried to sit or even move the chessboard. Sounds of chess pieces clicking on the board, low mutters in a man's voice, and even the chair moving back and forth began to appear.
Figthen that Cysrus still lingered; Henry had gifted Cysrus's wife the two chairs, the board, and the table it sat on. She took it home and learned that only she and her children were allowed near Cysrus.
He attacked all the others, including Solomon and his other best friend, Amadeus Arkham. The attacks were so bad that everyone eventually knew not to bother Cysrus.
He became an Urban Legend of Gotham, and many tourists would travel to Old Gotham just to gawk at the Pinkey's haunted family heirlooms.
Tim watched him confidently sit in an armchair before a chessboard. He gave the opposite chair across from him a wide smile. "Hiya Cyrus."
A lamp near Tim was flung at the boy, who took the hit with a laugh. "No need to be rude."
The lamp shattered against the ground, appearing to have been lifted again, only to fall as the boy reached out and moved a pawn. Tim's stomach dropped. His experience with Greta had taught him that ghosts were very real and, when their deaths were left unsolved, often very violent.
This guy had no idea what he was dealing with.
He opens his mouth when the teenager is suddenly flung from his seat, flying across the room and smashing against the wall. Ms. Pinkney laughs as if she just saw a toddler throw a fit.
"Honestly, grandfather, must you be so rude? Danny is just trying to play with you."
Tim watches her hair shift as if someone- or something- was ruffling her hair. Yikes, it was a poltergeist who unliked Greta was not visible but able to touch anything he pleased.
"Knight G1 to F3!" Danny yells, climbing to his feet. The scraping sounds of something being dragged across the floor as Danny twists around with his arms spread wide as a very large wardrobe rushes at him. He welcomed the attack like an old friend, nose cracking as it broke.
"Going Ghost!" Danny screams through his blood, landing on the ground as the wardrobe nearly crushes him.
Tim's mouth drops open. He's taunting Cyrus!? Not challenging his existence but straight up taunting the angered spirit?!
"Grandfather!" Ms. Pinkney scowls. "Stop this at once! You're usually more friendly than this. Danny is a guest!"
"It's okay, Ms. P! I think it's almost Cyrus' death day. All ghosts tend to get a little cranky around that time. Besides we're scaring the lady."
It takes an embarrassing amount of time for " lady" Danny to refer to him as he still wears Caroline. It's enough for the boy to leap to his feet, pat himself down—ignoring the broken nose—and strut to Tim.
Before the undercover man can say anything, Danny yanks out a bottle and hands it over. "Sorry about that, ma'am. Here, I have one on the house."
A Mr.Flavor bottle is thrust into his hands; the bubbling clear water with the leaping boy has green and yellow undertones. It's the only difference to the bottle Jason showed him not too long ago.
The teenager smiles, his teeth colored red. "You're quite pretty. Have a good day! Don't let your drink get warm!"
Then he skipped right out.
"Wha?" He blinks, and Ms. Pinkney slides right up to him with a ruthful smile.
"I know what you're thinking. I don't believe Danny is eccentric, but he has a good heart." She starts carefully, studying Tim's face with far too much intensity. It's not the kind of attention that one gives someone who they are just trying to convince to leave someone else alone. Her eyes linger on his wing for a few seconds too long.
Isn't her shop smack in the middle of the missing people's map? Interesting.
"Who was that?" He says instead, making sure Caroline's voice sounds breathy and sweet.
She smiles "Danny. But most know him as Mr.Flavor."
Tim looks at the bottle in his hands, feeling the ice-cold beverage- did he just pull it out of a freezer?- and unclips it to have a sip. It's nothing like soda, but it is at the same time.
It was far smoother than other sodas, with far more bubbles, and the flavor made his tastebuds sing.
"Oh, looks like you got Sprite. That's one of my favorites," Ms Pinkney comments. "Rare that one. Danny usually sells out by now."
"Does he come here often?"
The old woman laughs. "I'm afraid you're barking up the wrong tree, dearie."
Not what he meant, but if it kept his new number one suspect to chat more, he is fine with the assumption.
"Does he not like girls?" Tim asks, allowing his features to pull into a pout. He is very grateful that her made Caroline young enough to pass for his own real age.
"I don't believe he likes humans, I'm afraid. Male or female."
Huh?
But Ms. Pinkney's attention was distracted by the chess board, which shook slightly as the pieces previously moved by Mr. Flavor returned to their starting positions. She walked over to carefully lift up the thrown wardrobe.
Tim is quick to help her, slowly restoring the shop to its former glory. It's only after they finish that the old lady glances in the direction in which Mr. Flavor disappeared.
"Grandfather Cyrus is my great-great-great-great-grandfather. It's easier for me to call him grandfather since he's been around for generations, but his closeness has made the family tree a bit sensitive to the paranormal. I'm unsure what Danny is, but he doesn't feel human." She sighs. "I doubt he will find what he is looking for if he continues going about things like this."
"Like what?" Tim asks, stepping closer. "What's Danny looking for?"
The old woman's dark eyes chill down his spine as she gazes at him. "Death."
In the corner of Tim's eye, a man sitting at a chess set nods his head. He decides it's a good time to end his daily undercover work. Tim leaves, strutting with less grace as his mind recounts everything he knows about Mr. Flavor.
He is unaware of the person watching him from the alley, eyes tracing the lovely mane of chestnut hair. The grin that blooms over their face is nothing else but hungry.
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kyofsonder · 2 years
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Ooh, Stray Identities?
Thank you for the ask, and for being interested in Stray Identities! It’s one of my oldest projects, having started its life as a WIP over a decade ago. It’s been shelved and brought back several times, while I took breaks to worldbuild and do research and improve as a writer. It’s a very important story to me because it’s one of the first instances of plural rep I accidentally wrote before realizing I’m plural myself.
Stray Identities, an original novel:
The world of Veer is home to a race of shapeshifters who trade the ability to copy the form of any living creature they’ve seen for the need to return to a specific shape to stabilize themselves. Every veerift has a different true form that gives them this stability, and to find it they must travel so they can copy the right one from the right world. Veerift prince Stray Cu’taeru is no exception to this, nor is he an exception to the rules: once a form is found a veerift must return to Veer and never leave again, if a veerift takes a romantic partner of another race or species they must exile themselves forever, and if they produce half-veerift offspring they must be executed for their crime. Stray has broken all of these rules,and for hundreds of years he’s seen those around him pay the price for his choice to run rather than turning himself in. He’s getting tired of being Stray, even as he keeps running. Escaping pursuers from Veer, he happens across a young child named Marco Treen, drawing his last breaths at the base of a cliff. He hears the child’s dying wish, and copies this specific human form to carry it out. When he makes it to Marco’s home and feels the warmth of family for the first time in centuries, he decides that maybe the days of being Stray really are over. Maybe now, he can live as Marco instead. His memories of being a veerift fade, though there are times when he’ll lose track of what he’s doing or wake up not knowing when or how he’d fallen asleep. He lives with these things as best he can for nearly two decades before an old veerift friend and partner, Damien, finally tracks him down to tell him that there are half-veerift children who need the protection of a Veer royal. Torn between wanting to justify his existence as Stray by saving these children and preserve his identity as Marco by denying that existence altogether… his human friends tip the scales by insisting that he can just go back to a normal life after saving the children. He agrees to go on this journey, bringing his friends along the way, but even he can’t say who he’ll be when it’s over. Still Marco? Stray again? Or someone else entirely?
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dathen · 8 months
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Van Helsing: Dear husband of Madam Mina—
Jonathan: It’s about time you addressed me by my proper title
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