no longer denying the shanks & gritty similarities
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Battinson: tearing through the streets of Gotham in his Batmobile, narrowly avoiding several crashes, concussed as we speak
Jaime, on the phone, watching from his dorm room at Goth Law: Mamá! Look, I know the news is talking about a serial killer, but it’s okay! I’m perfectly fine— dios mio. I think someone just blew up Wayne Tower. What? NO, I didn’t say anything.
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I love how each episode of loki has set aside built-in time for loki and mobius to banter. The show is self-aware enough to know that regardless of ships, they are the primary relationship in this program and that their showcase of chemistry is what audiences want to see. And boy do they know how to dangle that carrot. Is it necessary to stand so close to each other while you bicker, boys? Huh?
Aside: cancel your disney ploos subscription. just pirate the show.
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*late evening, police station, lov got caught bc they stole shopping cart to ride it, all of them are booked and it’s dabi’s turn*
police officer: name?
dabi: dabi.
police officer: surname?
dabi: just dabi, think of it like about “beyoncé”
police officer: *already doubting their life choices* occupation?
dabi: token emo villain
police officer: any addictions?
dabi: all of them
police officer: *sighs* any family?
dabi: no, thank you
police officer: i see, who should we call in case of an emergency?
dabi: i have a post pigeon, you can call him i guess
bonus
*it’s like 4 in the morning and hawks’ phone is ringing*
hawks: *sleepy, picks up the phone* hello?
police officer: good morning sir, we got this number to call it in case of an emergency. i believe we have your boyfriend to pick up from the police station.
hawks: *growls* i’ll kill him... what did he do? arson?
police officer: no... he stole a shopping cart with his friends and violated quiet hours.
hawks: oh god, i’ll kill him for real this time.
*suddenly on the other side of the phone*
police officer: PUT OUT THIS FIRE SIR!!
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omgomg for the requests, kai cutting lloyds hair (saw the tags to ur last drawing post and i 👁️)
here u goooo 😄😄😄 nya has been burned 1 too many times and now she cuts her own hair (or has pixal give it a go)
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This is so chaotic 😂
top things i never expected to see: max verstappen wearing a wig 😂😂
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