#hes got a cat with a rare genetic mutation that makes their fur kind of a green color he named Hera

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In literally any au where Rex has an apartment he would have so many cats. He would have foster kittens and last chance elderly cats, hairless cats and fluffy cats and short cats and giant cats, special needs cats and cats he found on the streets, strays he feeds off the porch and the neighbors cats that just kinda show up at his house and just hang out for a while.

#hes got a chaotic orange kitten with white stripes he named Tano #but he calls them obi’s beard as a nickname 😂 #hes got this ancient looking grey cat with bent whiskers called Garbanzo #hes got a short munchkin cat he found in an ally he calls Bobby #hes got a room filled with like 30 foster kittens hes finding homes for #hes got this hairless cat he got off craigs list fit $15 he named Turkey and he puts sweaters on them #hes got this fluffy grey cat with diabetes who will steal food off his plate he calls Hoover #hes got a colony of tuxedo grey and black cats that hang out around his apartment he feeds #hes got a big ass tabby maincoon named Boris #hes got a deft tuxedo cat he found through a friend he calls missile launcher but missy for short #hes got a cream cat with a rare eye condition he calls Zappy #hes got a grey cat with one eye he named Wolffe #hes got this cat thats so orange hes nearly red he calls Fox #hes got a fat yellow cat named bly #hes got a cat with a rare genetic mutation that makes their fur kind of a green color he named Hera #hes got a stinky very rude fluffy dark colored calico thats blind he named Kanan #hes got a light calico named springer #hes got a cat that doesn’t really meow right and more croaks he calls frog #hes got a cat with big ears and big nose that honks he named Yonder #hes got this pregnant grey cat he found out back by the dumpster he calls Ms.Daisy #side note Kanan the cat does NOT travel well #he cries until he throws up #captain rex #my post #Star Wars #tcw #the clone wars #the prequels #and then theirs the next door neighbors cat that somehow keeps getting in his house that he calls Edna because he doesn’t know their name

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There aren’t enough people talking about squishmallow lore

this guy is Archie the Axolotol. According to his official bio, he is shy, loves soccer and “talks with his hands” meaning that he speaks sign language. It also says that he started a club for other squishmallows to play soccer and learn “Squishmallow Sign”. Not only does this imply the existence of deaf and mute squishmallows, but it also means that squishmallows canonically have their own sign language separate from ASL, BSL, etc. Which is weird, because most squishmallows don’t have hands. Archie is one of the few ones that do, and his don’t even have fingers. So how is “talking with your hands” appropriate for a squishmallow-specific sign language? This makes no fucking sense whatsoever.

This is Cam the Cat, the mascot of the Squishmallows brand and one of the first squishmallows to be released. He is a male calico cat, but in real life, calico cats are almost always female. This is because the gene for colored spots is carried on the X chromosome, and you need two of those for two different colors of spots. In order for Cam to be both male and calico, one of five things has to be true:

He’s transgender.

He’s intersex and has Klinefelter Syndrome.

He absorbed his twin in the womb, becoming a genetic chimera with two separate genomes -> two different X chromosomes -> two different colors of spots.

Some of his skin cells spontaneously mutated during his development to grow different color fur. This is rare, even for male calicoes.

He’s not a natural calico. He dyed his fur, or got a skin transplant.

What I’m saying here is that there’s a pretty decent chance that the mascot of the squishmallow brand is actually LGBTQ+. It’s actually kind of neat that they have characters implied to be queer, as well as characters implied to be disabled.

This is only scratching the surface when it comes to weird squishmallow lore. The company made so many fucking squishmallows that I could do a whole series of matpat-style video essays on them and still not cover something. In fact, I might add on to this post later when it isn’t past my bedtime. Stay tuned.

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