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ddrsammusnacks · 2 years

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he sneezes like a dog

#NUカーニバル #nucani #nukani #nucarnival #nu carnival #nu: carnival #scream #nucani karu #nucani garu #nu carnival karu #nu carnival garu #nucani eiden #nu carnival eiden #how am I supposed to live laugh love in these tags #help me squirtle

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candyredappledragon · 4 months

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"what's your favorite flower?"

daffodils

'Daffodils are flowers that are often associated with unrequited love, loneliness and a longing for something that cannot be obtained'

#art tag #// a drawing to show THAT I'M STILL ALIVE.#//was thinking about this for so long.#// the language of the flowers is my most favourite thing everrrrr #// just a small art before I post the whole thing and wrap things up nicely!!!#// im dying squirtle.#// THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE POSTED 8 HOURS AGO BUT I'M SO BUSY. IM SORRRRYYYYY #// SCRATCH THAT 10 HRS AGO. HEEELP.#// I AM ACTUALLY ALMOST DONE WITH THE WRITING I SWEAR. I'M LIKE AT 2.7K WORDS HELP ME.

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moeblob · 8 months

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Demyx (my beloved)

#kingdom hearts #demyx #honestly is there an organization member i dont like? not really tbh #ok i lied maybe one but even then i find him fascinating so even he gets a pass #demyx being such a good boy who doesnt actually care for fighting then having the whole kh3 thing #where he has the yellow eyes but still just helps the good team vaguely then dips out of the entire game #where did he go and why .... what secrets do you hold young man #i should replay kh3 cause there are things i think i remember but idk for sure #like wasnt there actually a scene where hes just... been benched for being bad at being bad or smth #i really remember a scene where either he says or someone else is like oh yeah he got benched lol #like why does he have to be so funny yet get so little screen time im dying squirtle #though for the record him just handing a mannequin to even and saying peace out for the rest of the game WAS hilarious #this is me living the best time line where not only does demyx just dip and never get mentioned from anyone #but also in an otome i played theres a route where my fave guy just also dips early on #and then in the very end some other LI asks another LI what happened to him btw like where did he go #and the another LI was like oh my god i forgot about him idk man #my favorites just making an appearance and leaving is really funny to me #these tags got super long bc im very stressed and now devoting brain power to vgs in order to not cry

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lastoneout · 1 year

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So in an effort to take better care of myself or whatever I've been going on walks every day, and to incentivize myself to go on said walks I've picked up Pokemon Go again, but sadly most of my friends no longer play and I kinda need people to send gifts too so heeeeey if you still play pls friend me

#pokemon go #pls help I'm dying squirtle #need me those gifts #I refuse to buy revives but I really need them #and berries #pls

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copper-skulls · 6 months

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the goddamn unnamed vampire grillster au. caveat: grillby is barely present until chapter NINE. when there's gonna be like. UNDER TWENTY of them. name.

#im about to perish squirtle #you don't see the mountain of absolutely 'NO' titles I already scrapped to the side like 'midnight fire' bcs that's cheesy as fuck #and variations on the 'you're not yourself when you're hungry' joke that would give of WILDLY incorrect ideas about the fic serious levels #this is not like. a 100% serious poll but if it turned out majority of folk like a particular one it might help me pick lol

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antimony · 2 months

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#nj transit #the conductor with a squirtle pin on his hat said it was will #thank you will for helping me get to hoboken

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orpheusofthestars · 2 years

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the vet said ive been a very good boy btw. if u even care

#orpheus sings #help me #im dying squirtle

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dingo-saurus · 1 year

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man it can be So Hard to ask for money for your art 😭

#im sitting here like 'i know this is a reasonable price for what i do' but i wanna curl into a gnarled ball whenever i think too hard abt it #oufgh #*through gritted teeth* i will believe in my worth and i will build up my ability to support my family or so help me squirtle

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one-winged-dreams · 1 year

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I either lost or ran out of meds early so now I’m stuck rationing one lamictal a day while i wait for my doctor to respond to my request for an “early” refill

#i've been disassociating for two days straight and the akathisia is killing me #i only just managed to pull myself together enough to shower #which helped but not for long #i'm dying squirtle #vent

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memequeen92 · 1 year

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oof I can safely say it will probably be a little while before any fic updates

covid is kicking my ass super hard sorry friends

#im dying squirtle #i have a horrible dry cough and constant headache #that gets worse when i cough #which is. constantly.#ive been binging netflix and craving death all day #i got the worst chills i am freezing and the iron deficiency is NOT helping with that at all #as long as i dont have to go to the hospital were golden but im definitely not doing too great #the uh. pre-existing medical conditions are not helping me at all #call me a popsicle cause girl help im freezing

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stonerzelda · 2 years

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Bitches will not eat food for days and get massive qcid relfux from taking their meds despite this and also be hungover from 5 whiteclaws and as soon as they start feeling better they open the liqour cabinet im bitches

#gonna try to not drink meself to death i gor my new id card and like. it Shows on my face how much ive aged #substance abuse aside its been 4 years of isolation due 2 BAD relationship and then covid #which nobody cares abt which also stresses mii #we out here #im dying. squirtle #sorry i suck 2 be frems with and follow but felt i should pen my misery for some raisin #making KD now so maybe ol reliable will help me out :(

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kitkatcadillac · 1 year

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i need my period to calm down for like five years

#or even one #menstruation //#period //#i am so dizzy and nauseous and behind at work god help me #i am not even ON IT YET i am just violently pmsing for a week straight by now im jfkdkggkdk #im dying squirtle.

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emolgabrine · 2 years

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Okay, here's Red's team:

Charizard (Starter)

Raichu (First pokemon he caught)