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this is my favourite screenshot ive ever taken
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Trade ad for Terrytoons.
Motion Picture Exhibitor, December 1, 1965.
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Yo so I've had an idea for a fantasy/medieval omori au for about a year now that I've pretty much never had the opportunity to post about, mainly cause I would have a hard time drawing up designs for the characters. So I've decided I'm just gonna make a post describing what I've got for the au so far, cause I've put enough thought into it to at least tell people about it:
As stated, the AU takes place in a medieval/fantasy setting, and mainly focuses on Sunny and Mari, the prince and princess of the Faraway Kingdom. Both of the siblings have never been happy about their royalty status, especially with the issue of becoming king/queen. For Mari, she's expected to marry a prince from another kingdom and become that kingdom's queen, but she doesn't want to leave Faraway and marry someone she doesn't know. Sunny just doesn't want to become king in general, as the idea of it stresses him out.
When Sunny is 12 and Mari is 15, they find out that their parents are intending to step down within the next few years, meaning that the siblings will be forced to assume their positions of king and queen much sooner than they expected. They aren't happy about this news, and that night, as the two of them open up to each other about how much they hate the roles they've been forced into, Mari gets the idea of sneaking out of the castle for a night to get some fresh air and relieve their stress. Important to note that Mari and Sunny are not allowed to leave the castle by themselves, something they've also always disliked about their status as royalty. Sunny is convinced and the two of them sneak out, wearing cloaks to hide their identities.
While out in the kingdom, they run into Kel, Hero, Aubrey, and Basil (the four of them already know each other by this time), and the siblings immediately get along well with them. Afterwards, what started out as just one night of sneaking out turns into a routine for Sunny and Mari, and after spending more time with the other four and becoming close to them, they eventually reveal their true identities to them
I don't have much else in terms of main plot after this, so I'll move on to character information I got
Hero: He helps his family at the bakery that they own, and that he himself will be expected to run one day when he's older. While Hero enjoys baking and is glad to help his family, he is discouraged by the fact that the bakery doesn't get much business, and so his family struggles financially as a result. The bakery was one of the first places that Sunny and Mari went to when they left the castle for the first time, and they continue to visit it frequently. Hero and Mari do end up falling in love, but Mari is saddened by the fact that she shouldn't be with him due to her being forbidden from being with a commoner
Kel: He's also expected to run the bakery along with Hero, but it's not something that interests him. He finds it difficult to focus on baking and he hates being cooped up in a kitchen all day, and he much prefers going out and about. One day, he takes notice of the kingdom's dragon riders, those who train dragons and ride on them for delivery and scouting. Kel is intrigued and ends up talking with their captain, who likes Kel's enthusiasm and offers to train him to become a dragon rider, which Kel accepts. The dragon Kel is assigned to train is a fluffy, orange and white one named Hector
Aubrey: Okay I'm embarrassed to say that I haven't quite figured out what's going on with Aubrey? Backstory wise I'm thinking she wasn't originally from the Faraway Kingdom and she started living there after she ran away from her shitty mom. Also like in canon she met Basil before the others did, she protected him after she saw someone heckling him. Besides that I haven't thought of what she's actually doing yet...
Basil: He is a mage who lives with his grandmother on the outskirts of the kingdom's borders. His grandmother is also a mage, he got his powers from her, and she teaches Basil how to use them, with Basil specializing in plant-based magic
Omori: A young dragon who was cursed into a human form (this takes place two years after the story's start, Sunny's 14 by this point). He's found by Sunny and Mari after sneaking into the courtyard during a storm, and they sneak him into the castle, concerned by how thin he is, and they basically end up adopting him. Omori starts off very quiet, and even after he starts talking more, he's very secretive about his past and where he's from, refusing to elaborate any more than the fact that he's not from Faraway
Stranger: An ancient and powerful faerie who lives in the deepest and darkest part of the woods outside Faraway, along with many mysterious crows who act as his spies. Humans and magical creatures alike know not to trespass on his part of the woods, as he's notorious for cursing those who get in his way. He was the one who cursed Omori, and did so after Omori entered his part of the woods and killed and ate one of his crows
#finished it. fuck it we ball#omori#omori au#omori fantasy au#< tag ill use when/if i post about this au more#siren speaks#my idea for the plot is that it spans like the whole time between what i described-#and when sunny and mari are supposed to ascend the throne#but yeah havent decided how all that goes down yet#i love fantasy aus and especially fantasy omori aus which is why i was inspired to make one of my own. tee hee
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The teppums Show gang characters!
Part 9, 10, 11 And 12!
Heres now the other four parts i made a week ago =^_^= And also this week i sorta changed when im excited to not Type in overly big letters And I have changed not to invade anyone's privacy, And i have became more polite but i still hope the blue haired auntie/bestie of mine And the other three friends of mine will unblock me And forgive me. =^///^= ♥️
Now some info about them:
Gem the Genie - gem the Genie is Mad monty's teppum counterpart, he is an arrogant, sarcastic, sorta rude, ignorant Genie in the teppums Show gang and Mayhem pirates gang, he is 27 years old like Mad Monty And he is bisexual. He is good friends with glemsom Sebastian And tough Draco, And he describes himself as: "the great Genie of all eternity", And he is from Arabia. He sometimes has friendly rivalry with Mad Monty And his gang. His headcanon voice actor is Orn Arnason, And his voice claim is Genie from lazytown.
Tough Draco - tough Draco is bad polly's teppum counterpart, he is an tough, rude, rough, mean pirate Monkey in the teppums Show gang and the mayhem pirates gang, he is 24 years old like bad Polly And he is pansexual. He makes an friendly rivalry with bad Polly And his gang, And he is best friends with gem the Genie And glemsom Sebastian. His headcanon voice actor is Roger Craig Smith, And his voice claim is Sonic the hedgehog from Sonic boom.
Glemsom Sebastian - glemsom Sebastian is clueless morgan's teppum counterpart, he is an friendly, forgetful, confused, sorta naive but sweet sloth Guy in the teppums Show gang and the mayhem pirates gang, he is 27 years old like clueless Morgan And he is bisexual. He is just as naive as clueless Morgan, And Sebastian is from denmark And "glemsom" in his name Means "forgetful". He makes a friendly rivalry with clueless Morgan And his gang. His headcanon voice actor is Matt Hill, And his voice claim is Ed from Ed, Edd And Eddy.
Alfred - alfred is waldorf's teppum counterpart, he is an friendly, heckling, sarcastic And sorta arrogant old Guy in the teppums Show gang, he is 59 years old like waldorf And he is bisexual, he is dating Chester. He likes to heckle And make fun of the teppums when they do their acts And Show, but he gets along with waldorf very well. His headcanon voice actor is Peter browgardt, And his voice claim is uncle grandpa from uncle grandpa.
Chester - Chester is statler's teppum counterpart, he is an sorta rude, arrogant, sarcastic And ignorant old Guy in the teppums Show gang, he is 60 years old like statler And he is bisexual, he is dating Alfred. He likes to make fun of the teppums when theyre doing their Show And acts, And he gets along with statler very well. His headcanon voice actor is Arthur Anderson, And his voice claim is the Modern voice of eustace Bagge from courage the cowardly dog.
Diana the mermaid - Diana the mermaid is Camilla chicken's teppum counterpart, she is an sweet, friendly, sarcastic, kind-hearted And polite mermaid Lady in the teppums Show gang, she is 24 years old like camilla And she is pansexual, she is dating Hector the brilliant. She is the only teppum that uses wheelchair because she has an mermaid tail And cant walk out the water without her wheelchair, And she does her cool wheelchair tricks, but Hector sometimes gets scared and worried when she does that. Her headcanon voice actress is Laura Bailey, And her voice claim is Lagoona Blue from Monster high.
Victoria the fennec Fox - Victoria the fennec Fox is yolanda the rat's teppum counterpart, she is an sarcastic, arrogant but an friendly, caring And kind fennec Fox Lady in the teppums Show gang, she is 19 years old like yolanda And she is bisexual And polyamourous, she is dating litvik the King cobra And quade the fennec Fox. She likes doing her makeup, baking cookies And cakes, jewelry... And her favorite colors are maroon, hot Pink And Purple. Her headcanon voice actress is Niccole Thurman, And her voice claim is squiddly diddly from jellystone!.
Sindy the verdin Bird - sindy the verdin Bird is Gloria estefan's teppum counterpart, she is an sweet, cute, friendly And playful verdin Bird in the teppums Show gang, she is probably 5 years old like Gloria estefan. She is one of madame camela's lovable And playful pets, sindy is from the dessert And she has an cute squeaky voice. Her headcanon voice actress is Tara strong, And her voice claim is Bubbles from the original powerpuff girls.
Raphael abadie - Raphael abadie is Lew Zealand's teppum counterpart, he is an sassy, friendly, geeky, polite Guy in the teppums Show gang, he is 26 years old like Lew Zealand And he is bisexual, he is dating insane Axel. He has his seahorse frisbees, And he is from Brooklyn And has an thick Brooklyn accent, sometimes others think he is from France due to a berret hat on his head. His headcanon voice actor is Kyle Rideout, And his voice claim is Vinnie from littlest pet shop.
Federico agosti - Federico agosti is Marvin suggs' teppum counterpart, he is an sassy, flirty, friendly And sarcastic Guy in the teppums Show gang, he is 28 years old like Marvin and he is bisexual. He has his murfies-murries, And they do the instrumental for him while he sings, but he sometimes gently taps them And thats their sign to start making the instrumental, And the murfies-murries have a squeaky accent like roly-pollies from sillyville And their gender is Unknown but they look like girls. He is from Italia And he has an thick italian accent, his headcanon voice actor is Tim whitnall, And his voice claim is Mr carburettor from roary the racing car.
Rodan the Diamond Giant - rodan the Diamond Giant is sweetums' teppum counterpart, he is an tough, sassy, sarcastic, arrogant And sorta scamming Giant in the teppums Show gang, he is 32 years old like sweetums And he is bisexual, he has a crush on Sir Matthew Rosa. He LOVES Diamonds And any Shiny Crystals like rubies, peridots, pearls... Etc. And even tho he looks scary, he IS actually a very sweet Monster. His headcanon voice actor is Kevin Micheal Richardson, And his voice claim is shredder from the 2012 teenage mutant ninja turtles.
Master Vincent - Master Vincent is uncle deadly's teppum counterpart, he is an spooky, sassy And sarcastic but also an sweet, peaceful And friendly komodo dragon Guy in the teppums Show gang, he is 56 years old like uncle deadly And he is pansexual. He likes peace And peaceful things, but he also likes anything spooky And paranormal, And he sometimes scares others And calls himself "the dragon of the teppums Show". He is even madame camela's best friend And professionalist in wardrobe. His headcanon voice actor is David Graham, And his voice claim is grandpa pig from peppa pig.
French hash slinger - french hash slinger is swedish chef's teppum counterpart, he is an friendly, kind, polite, sorta clumsy hash slinger in the teppums Show gang, he is 35 years old like swedish chef And he is bisexual. He makes delicious french meals And dishes. He has his eyes closed but he sometimes Opens them when he is surprised, shocked or scared. His headcanon voice actor is Peter O'Toole, And his voice claim is Anton Ego from ratatouille.
Daniil the dall sheep - Daniil the dall sheep is constantine's teppum counterpart, he is an rude, tough, arrogant, ignorant And evil dall sheep Guy in the teppums Show gang, he is 25 years old like Constantine And he is bisexual, he is dating Catherine the camel. He disguises as timrek by taking off his dall sheep Horns And putting it on timrek's head, he nearly looks like timrek but he has black gloves, black earring, black eyelids And timrek's clothes but with more darker colors. He is from russia And gets along with Constantine very well And gets ideas from him. His headcanon voice actor is Bryan Cranston, And his voice claim is Vitaly from madagascar 3: escape from Europe.
Henrietta sunflowera - Henrietta sunflowera is Mildred huxetetter's teppum counterpart, she is an sarcastic, mature, polite, arrogant Lady in the teppums Show gang, she is 52 years old like Mildred And she is bisexual, she is dating Harry the janitor. She likes gossiping And drinking tea with The ladies And woman her age, i can say older women. And she Sounds like a man just like how madame camela And stephany sound like men. Her headcanon voice actor is Bob Peterson, And her voice claim is roz from Monsters inc.
I'll make new parts tommorow =^///^=
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#my arts#traditional art#gem the genie#glemsom Sebastian#tough draco teppum#alfred and chester teppums#diana the mermaid#victoria the fennec fox#sindy the verdin bird#raphael abadie teppum#Federico agosti teppum#rodan the diamond giant#master vincent teppum#french hash slinger teppum#daniil the dall sheep#henrietta sunflowera teppum#drawings#drawing#color pencils#doodles
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OHO, there he is, the man himself! DRIBBLES THE CLOWN! *airhorn*
Everyone has been talking this guy up so this show had better be incredible.
(Spoilers: It is not.)
"Buddy the dog is my very best friend! Do you know why?"
"Why?" comes a shout from the crowd.
"Because with him, anything is paw-sible! Wa-hey!"
Oof. XD
"Gods, I hate clowns," Shadowheart mumbles unhappily. "I'm not even sure clowns like clowns."
Hector, as usual, really just isn't sure what to make of all this. There's an even bigger crowd here than in the rest of the circus, as well as a loud, incessant oompah/organ grinder version of "Down By The River" playing in the background, and it's really just kind of A Lot.
But he is not rude, so he will not take the option here to heckle the clown.
(There's also a [BALDURIAN] option here - Relax and enjoy the show - it's been forever since you've seen Dribbles perform. Which is cute. :D But doesn't work for Hector, as I don't think they were getting out of the monastery to see clown shows.)
Simply watch.
"Did you hear about the scarecrow who lost a fight? He got the *stuffing* kicked out of him! Wa-hey!"
Ooooof. XD I love a good pun, but this is rough. The camera cut back to Hector watching with a completely blank expression and it was honestly hysterical.
"Oh, you're all such good friends," the clown goes on brightly. "I've had a wonderful time, but I have to go..."
There's a chorus of groans from the children in the audience.
Dribbles grins. "Oh, well, if you INSIST! How about a magic trick? But first - I need a volunteer with nerves of steel and the heart of a lion!"
His eyes scan the crowd. "Who will it be? Who..."
His gaze comes to a halt on Hector... and stays there.
Narrator: The hair on the back of your neck raises as a shiver passes through you.
"You!" Dribbles cries, pointing at Hector. "My special assistant! Come on up!"
Hector recoils just slightly. He has zero interest in being on a stage in front of all these people, and he doesn't know what would possibly be expected of him at such a show. Magic trick in the world he lives in could mean anything from sleight-of-hand to a fireball. And something feels... off about the way the man is looking at him.
[ROGUE][INSIGHT] This clown's looking at you funny. What's his deal?
(failed - 25 DC; even with advantage this was a longshot XD )
Narrator: You stare, but glean no ill-intent from the clown. Perhaps the makeup just threw you off.
"Come now, don't be a Cowardly Connie! Perhaps you need a little encouragement!" He gestures to the crowd, who all begin to applaud and cheer. "Now, up up, double sharp! Or poor Buddy here might think you don't like him!"
Hector is feeling more and more uncomfortable by the moment, but Karlach gives him a soft nudge at the small of his back. She's grinning, still thoroughly excited by the whole experience. And, as usual, that smile can make him do anything. He closes his eyes for a moment, centering himself, pushing away the feelings of discomfort, embarrassment, and overstimulation, until he is calm and inwardly quiet.
Approach the stage.
Hector is not enjoying himself. XD
"A round of applause for the stalwart heart!" the clown cries jovially.
He waits for Hector to make his way up onto the stage and then goes on, "Now - I always tell children that they're special. That each and every one of them is unique. Tell me - what makes you special?"
Hector might not be wise in the ways of the world, but he can tell when he's being condescended to. But he tries to ignore the man's tone and instead focuses on Karlach watching him from the audience, that wide, excited grin on her face.
"My courage," he says. "I do something even if it scares me."
Like this, for instance.
The clown grins mockingly, waving his arms. "Boring, boring! Anyone can do that." His grin widens. "You, my friend, are the most special person in the circus - in all of Baldur's Gate! Does anyone know why?"
"Why?!" screams a child in the audience.
Dribbles turns to face him head on, and Hector feels that sudden chill again at the base of his spine. "You're special, my friend," the clown says, with a sudden uncomfortable edge. "Because I have a message - just for you."
His eyes narrow and his smile cuts his face in half, all malice and no humor now.
"Praise the Absolute."
Narrator: [PERCEPTION] You sense something behind you. Instinct takes over.
Hector dodges sharply to one side just in time as the blink dog leaps at him. He hears Karlach curse from the audience and then the clown draws between him and the audience, a heavy and lethal-looking hammer in one hand.
"I knew there was something about this place I didn't like," Hector mutters to himself.
#bjk plays baldur's gate 3#hector carlisle#WELLP#every bit of discomfort hector has been having since he arrived is now validated XD
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8, 18, 27, 30!
8. Least favorite lord/protagonist?
haha, this feels like a bit of a cheap answer, but: eliwood's such a nothingburger of a character. the writing in FE7 was generally weaker than the games in the series i care more deeply about, so like, the dude has a serious disadvantage there, but lyn & hector were both reliably more interesting, whereas eliwood is just. bland wonderbread
18. How do you tend to play Fire Emblem? (es. casually, doing Ironman runs, playing it like a visual novel)
i like the strategy & story aspects of the games equally, and i like them in a can't-put-it-down, can't-wait-to-see-what-happens-next, can't-wait-to-try-the-next-map kinda way. ergo, i tend to play: on hard mode (but generally not maddening, because if it's too hard that kills my forward momentum), strategy nerding pretty hard but not exhaustively so (i.e. i'm not gonna spend ages on forums trying to figure out the Objectively Correct Build; that takes away time from PLAYING THE GAME), bolting straight for the ending (e.g. ignoring skirmishes in games that have those), as fast as humanly possible. (it's dangerous for me to open an FE game if i have other important obligations going on in my life lol)
i'm also definitely influenced a bit by who else is playing around me. when Awakening came out, me + my most strategy-nerd FE friend were on an absolute tear to see who could out-hardcore the other, so i was doing EXHAUSTIVE spreadsheets for all the genetics stuff haha.
i also was doing a weekly slowplay of the Tellius games with some friends a few years ago and that was REALLY fun. we'd all played the games before and liked them, so we'd switch who was piloting the map each week and the rest of us would heckle, share opinions about characters/story/tactics/etc. good times <3
27. Any fanfics/fan content you’d recommend? (You can plug your own stuff it’s fine)
oh boy DO I EVER, here's a bunch
MAGVEL
* sleep of the just. occasionally i get to be the person to send this fic to someone who JUST finished Sacred Stones for the FIRST time, and then they send me a capslock WHAT THE FUCK message an hour later and i'm just like :DDDDDDDDDDDD
* l'arachel/rennac silliness! and yet more l'arachel/rennac silliness!
* this one's technically a crossover with Awakening but. L'ARACHEL. MY GIRL. jonphaedrus writes her so well sighs into hands
* we all love creepy ephraim/lyon, yes? yes.
TELLIUS
* i'm completely feral for myaru's naesala/sanaki stuff. here's one, here's another
* here's naesala being a messy disaster for 20k words and i love it so much
* actually the correct soren pairing is: soren/kurthnaga
* i think about the final scene in this sothe/micaiah/pelleas disaster like once a week
* this sothe & tormod friendship thing is so perfect that i've been checking it every day since i got it as a gift & thinkin GOD MORE PEOPLE NEED TO APPRECIATE HOW GOOD THIS SHIT IS
* shinon is my favorite asshole
* bastian & renning. god i can't believe more people haven't fic'd them, but, at least there is this one and it's a great time
THREE HOUSES
* the blue lions defect to the empire & everyone's miserable in the most delicious way. also there's some serious edelgard/ingrid vibes and they're immaculate
* this ashen wolves casefic is just so satisfying and cute and self-contained and fun
* this claude and flayn bodyswap fic is really goofy and fun and pitch-perfect. and if you dig it, there's more where that came from; the author excels at having so much FUN with every fic they touch
* cough there's a certain dimitri/yuri fic that's, uh, very iddy and has every trigger warning imaginable but also rules. i ain't linkin it here, but it's not hard to find, if that sounds compelling lol
and yeah i also write fic! Silent World is probably my personal fave ("Naesala being a bastard for 15k words, what's not to love"), but i've written plenty of other stuff, mostly featuring golden deer & laguz characters~
30. Since horse abuse is currently popular on Tumblr, beat up a dead horse with your take on an oversaturated topic🐴
"is edelgard literally hitler" the people ask. "is edelgard the great liberator of our time" the people ask. and yet nary a soul asks: "woah that body horror stuff with Edelgard at the end of the Blue Lions route was kinda blink-and-you'll-miss-it but also weirdly hot, can we get some bad ending stuff with that—"
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You Can't Be Serious
After a grueling couple of months, Raven thought he would finally be done with this nonsense, but it seems his Air-headed patron has other plans for him.
He stands stiffly about the outskirts of the ballroom, arms crossed over his chest, still wearing his school uniform. (NOTE: As of this interaction, he is wearing a bracelet of dandelions about his left wrist. And as of this interaction, he is no longer wearing his jacket.)
The vines about his neck feel tight as a collar, and he keeps fidgeting with them. He'll be kind to those who approach, but the look on his face might suggest to some to keep their distance.
Week One Prompts
Week Two Prompts
Week Three Prompts
NO LONGER ACCEPTING ASKS
Marks:
Air — Maria
Earth — Chad, Hector, Rosado, Ares
Fire — Ethlyn, Cecilia
Lightning —Elincia, Linus, Sain, Nanna
Water — Sephiran, Lachesis, Farina
By popular request, now with added timeline under the cut. Relish in his absolute misery.
Arrives at ball (mad, very mad, what the fuck is on his hand? Brand? From the motherfucker what put him in gladiatorial combat?????)
Maria (good start, solid start, she'm soft)
Chad (fun, loosening up a lil, heckle the boi for having somft liddol crush)
Linus (feelin good, feelin forgiving, feeling repentent and kind - boogie woogie)
Hector (Kill Bill sirens, time to cause a problem, rein it in buddy, rein it in)
Elincia (okay not loving being forced but she's nice we're okay it's fine)
Rhea (desperately shaking the bars of the enclosure)
Sephiran (hey man fuck this)
Lloyd (you wanna fucking go??????????????)
Nanna (weeping? casually sobbing in the bathroom? wrecked emotionally)
Rosado (catching him at a good moment, but still just enough spite and sass)
Sain (what the fuck is this guy doing here, what is his fucking life)
Ethlyn (gestures)
Matchmaking! Lilith (sorry queen, he'll help you find the cat that isn't there)
Lachesis 1 (hates his face, sorry queen)
Camilla (hates his face, sorry queen)
Lachesis 2 (the return of hates his face, gets him to lighten up a little again finally, thanks queen)
Altena (your dumb friend is hot also what's up with my mom?)
Dance Dance Revolution
Chad 2 (the only goddamn peace in this house is comforting a crying child)
Farina (drunk, holding her hair back while she vomits)
Ares (the only man with any goddamn sense in this whorehouse)
Vaida (Vaida)
Please get him out of here he is so unhappy
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April is here! And so is spring, officially!
Housekeeping
Current Month in TOA: Red Wolf Moon
Our mission board this season is for the Golden Deer! Take a look at the new tasks here [link].
The 4th DLC wave for Fire Emblem Engage is set to be released on April 4th and with it, new characters will be available in TOA! Similar to the Ashen Wolf expansion in 2020, there will be a 2-week cooldown between the DLC release and when TOA will begin accepting DLC characters. New characters introduced in the Fell Xenologue can be applied for beginning 00:00 EST on April 19th. Pre-existing characters will not be affected, and muns of these characters can use information from the DLC to inform their own characterization as soon as the DLC becomes available. Story spoilers must continue to be tagged with #engage spoilers and how TOA will handle alternative versions of characters (e.g. Madeline or DLC Alfred) will be determined at a later date.
A new channel has been created in the server to be used for Picrews! Picrews are a fun way to show off your muses, but they do tend to be posted in large groups that clutter up the #gen-media channel. This new channel will be used ONLY for Picrews and other dollmakers.
We also have a new feedback poll for the month of April! Most of these questions are specific to this year’s Battle of the Eagle and Lion.
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Other
April Mun Birthdays: Lilly (4th), Kanoesa (14th), Emily (18th), Linkd (21st), Ree (23rd), Ivy (24th), Ven (26th)
April Muse Birthdays: Tharja (2nd), Maria (5th), Linus (6th), Diamant (6th), Hector (7th), Sakura (9th), Est (11th), Ishtar (11th), Hubert (17th), Grima (19th), Sigurd (19th), Lucina (20th), Tina (20th), Cecilia (26th)
First-year mun anniversaries this month: Heckles (11th)
Second-year mun anniversaries this month: Leon (25th)
First-year muse anniversaries this month: F!Corrin (4th), Artur (11th), Hector (17th)
Second-year muse anniversaries this month: Yuri (19th)
Muses who have been in the group for a solid year will also be granted an Academy Brooch to put in their inventory. It doesn’t do anything. It just lets others know your character has been around the block. These characters are also granted a new opportunity to change houses if they wish to do so.
- The House Leaders
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BABIN THE HECKLER
Mr Babin worked at the FE college. What’s another word for ‘bully’? Oppresor; Rascal; Annoyer; Bulldozer; Harrier; Persecutor; Pest; Rowdy; Ruffian; Tease; Tormenter; Antagonizer; Browbeater; Coercer; Hector; Intimidator; Tough. Hmmmmmm.
Well Babin was all of these, to the kids in the college. Babin thought himself o so much the more smarter dan all of dem! His favourite thing was to pick on the one kid and then make that boy or girl his pet for the whole semester; just throw the verbal energy, in this addictive, sadistic, tic-like manner, whenever the person was present in class. Babin didn’t give a shit if the kids went to university or not. They were all eighteen plus or early twenties, and should’ve been in university already: as he was when he was that age. Babin couldn’t be fucked helping them; he was only here for money. The bullying was just something fun to make the classes go quicker.
Then one morning Babin woke up and he went through to the toilet. And he sat on the toilet and pissed. And heard this light buzzing above him, and looked up.
A wasp.
Pinging about in its nonchalantly dangerous dance. Above the shower curtain. Then Babin stopped peeing as it zigzagged down to him. “Shoo!” he tried to say … But this odd thing happened. The word ‘shoo’ came out as this gurgle. He made to say it again, but his tongue wouldn’t work. And these blinking dots came in the corners of his vision. He rose from the toilet seat, and bent down to pull his boxers up. Then this pop thing happened somewhere in his mind – or was it in the eyes too? – this popppppppp blip or ping. Was not painful or anything:
But then he was on the floor and looking at the squares of the white tiles.
And stayed that way for 19 minutes until his girlfriend came through the toilet door. Babin had not locked it. She shrieked when she saw him, and giggled at him lying on the floor. Because she thought he was joking.
“Davide!” she cried. “Ha ha, what are you up to now?”
He wasn’t joking and she wasn’t laughing after the doctors came back in the hospital five hours later and told her the news. Davide Babin had had a stroke. As of now, he had lost control of his left leg and arm. And he had trouble speaking. He was not able to talk. They were very sorry. But remember, they said, that strokes are hard to analyse from the early onset – and they will have to do further tests to see what’s up with him. And remember that there’s always hope that he can relearn certain skills. His voice can come back and he could be able to speak again like normal.
No. Mr Babin was not able to yak again. Heckle! That’s what we’ll call Babin! A HECKLER! HE WAS NEVER ABLE TO HECKLE THOSE FE COLLEGE KIDS ANYMORE, AND NOR WAS HE EVER CAPABLE OF TEACHING AGAIN. Oh, the heckler was no more.
[When the kids in the college learned that Babin had suffered the stroke, there were several comments indicating they weren’t too bothered. The best one was, “Good. Serves him right. I never liked that cunt.”]
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Put Maxi in a band tee and black jeans and just let him host a spooky bbq.
OKAY BUT LISTEN, I’ve been thinking about this since you sent it in
(he would absolutely die to have this grill fr, the Morvants don’t bbq a lot but he would find a damn excuse if this was his setup lmao 😂)
He might v well show up in an old band tee and jeans!! that is entirely possible!
but given our spooky nerd and his chance to dress the part when he can, you might very well show up to find him in some board shorts and one of the following:
(Orange isn’t normally a color he gravitates towards, but for summer reasons, he’ll throw it on)
Idk if he’d go as far as wearing flip flops; if he’s not doing it to, like, keep his feet clean for hygiene reasons, he’d rather just be barefoot. So he might just defer to some sneakers here (…or like those little slip-on skateboarding shoes, even though he can’t skateboard at all 😂)
That of course got me wondering what the other two would wear, and I figured Hex would likely spend the day in a croptop and shorts, since it was about being outside. Then I was reminded that @somethingthatsaysbubbles once thoughtfully suggested the following outfit:
so I think this and some chanclas are absolutely what he’d be wearing, whether he set up a hammock in the yard or he just lurks behind Maxi to try and backseat grill the whole time.
Rora is the hardest, just bc there’s such a wide variety of what she might wear (as the main seamstress of the family, and as much of a drama queen as her twin brother). Bc it could be anything from her own version of one of these:
(the left is Alexander McQueen, the right is Alice Auaa)
She likes wearing white in reference to her graveshroud, as a permanent inside joke with herself, but she might enjoy the light black veils this close to summertime. Although, I was reminded that @lorna-d-m was kind enough to send me some shorts that might be even more comfortable:
so it’s entirely possible she might be wearing this with a simple bikini top, hanging out over Maxi’s shoulder to co-heckle him with Hector or making a batch of different flavored lemonades (including her famous lavender). if she’s wearing converse or sandals, they’re platform bc she’s that bitch.
the food will be delicious (Maxi’s on protein - or vegan protein if needed! - and Hex is on sides, though the two will repeatedly snipe and nitpick at each other throughout the process), and Rora will be more than happy to spike your drink should you ask. Once it gets dark (and everyone has digested properly), there’s a high chance the lot of you will head back to the pond on the back of the property with a jug of homemade sangria from Hex and just float around in the dark.
Rora’s glowing green veins will attract sleepy swooping fireflies. there’s a chance a well-timed ghostly face might appear in the campfire when Hex tells spooky stories after everyone climbs out to dry. And any small nick or mosquito bite you get will wink out in a spark of red before you even notice it’s there.
Overall, it would be a lovely summer evening! 🥰 Thanks for being kind enough to send this along, Mis 🖤🖤🖤
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they took my fucking eyes crumb
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Gott, oh mächtig, Trump iz on the warpath again!
Glad for birth write to express views
aware cunning linguists
will apply figurative screws
in an effort at blatant mud slinging ruse
exercised courtesy mail in ballots,
or electorates standing in queues
who the previous Sunday
possibly fervently prayed within pews
a mixture of Republican and Democratic
gentiles (relating to or indicating
a nation or clan, especially a gens)
and orthodox or reformed Jews,
although dissimilar viewpoint you may choose,
perhaps feeling exuberant
crying tears of joy
with red eye to boot
unlike myself (a common Joe)
biden his time until 2028
until then experiencing moody blues.
The following mostly written
November 6th, 2018,
nevertheless, I copy and paste
bulk of previously crafted poem
applicable to 2024 presidential election
nearly six years to date
from forty fifth elected
meddling, scheming, and yawping
commander in chief.
Das Don Auld (can hardly tank
tucker - son of Carl, and leave
landscape barren) calling out
rigged ken tuckered hoarfrost race,
viz demolition derby presaging
death to White Anglo Saxon
democracy DOMS (delayed
onset muscle soreness)
minions decry diplomacy,
crass denunciation of
Stacey Abrams
liberally Apple eyeing jingoistic rhetoric
declare defamation directly
upon disparate grass roots
hegemony, hectoring, heckling,
and harassing humble hobby (lobby) horse
sense, asper progressive
democrats hurrahing, holstering, hitching
visa vis disc hovering rays in the sky,
no fault in our stars,
harnessing healthy,
honesty, humility plowing,
sowing, and tilling political
terrain at expense tubby
execrably, damnably, cruelly,
brutally, nagged, branded,
and whipped malevolently,
mercilessly, and mischievously
lambasted by fourth grade
vocabulary level former commander
in chief exuding: haughtiness,
doughy bully pronouncing
prescriptions provisioning
one percent pampered
population attending one
born at Jamaica Hospital in Queens,
New York City hobnobbing,
galavanting, fawning...
at ego inflating functions
exploiting downtrodden
under most class "dirt poor"
bilked proletariat segment.
Pinnacle (topping Taj Mahal),
now owns Birds eye
bourgeoisie view, which
informs hawkish word
smiths, onlookers with
powerfully pointed outlook
excellent access, sans zealous,
vociferous, uxorious, and traitorous
tyrannical reigning Rex
less lee pugnacious noxious
loose xenophobic,
jabberwocky, demagoguery
laced jargon surly sucking,
quizzically, pugilistic-allied,
outrageously punching
imaginary nemesis, linkedin
with instagram, snapchat
twittering skulking arch
conservative enemies
clandestinely undermining
(bone a fide skulduggery)
ambitions to turn back
figurative clock, applauding,
cobbling, counting crowdsource
to elect forty seventh
commander in chief
to reboot, remake, and retry
to restore American (post
world war II) hit parade
soundtrack resonating
with ardent blatant
bigotry, colored blinders,
devilish foo fighting
patriotism, nepotism, localism,
gerrymandered, jury rigged
Russian hijacked pollster
precincts, nativism milking
titillating conspiracy theorists,
denouncing radical ambidextrous
righteous leftists, silencing
second amendment agent
challenges provocateurs,
lake wobegon raconteurs,
and saboteurs infiltrating
highest echelons with spooky
intelligent poseurs, and green
lighting one man plutocrat
steamrolling aborted blackened
civil disobedience (Thoreau Lee)
walled in reproductive rights.
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I guess what im trying to say is I'm not mad at you, or at least I'm trying my best not to be. I'm frustrated and feel like I'm being pushed to the edge.
What im trying to say is I'm uncomfortable with your lack of discomfort. I'm agitated with your lack of irritation. Maybe it just feels like if you don't blow up, then it must've really not been that important.
When she went away, I felt a sense of relief that maybe this relationship will fade away. I remember waiting and looking forward to her departure. I remember feeling a sense of relief that she is away, and I really did dread you telling me that she came back.
Today I realized that I miss a lot of things, after talking with some co-workers and her telling me about Francis and Hector, I was taken aback. I got along surprisingly well with both of them and my naivety made me think that they were really cool and have 0 hidden agendas. However, after hearing about Hector's disgusting behavior, and remembering him (lie) to me about the actual events that took place, I was a bit heartbroken. That I continued to see the best in people and make excuses for their behaviors because I see everything as maybe a mistake instead of something that should face a consequence. Either way, what I'm trying to say is maybe I just keep seeing the best in you towards me when it so clearly states otherwise.
Getting off track. After a week of you finally getting your paychecks and finally being able to go out, you promised me a date. I'm very patient and I know that it's coming soon, but you promised nonetheless.
I guess what I'm trying to say to not beat around the bush is, you're already seeing her twice before I even get a date. And I know we went on one a few days ago where we spent time together, but it wasn't that date like you promised. And knowing funds were low, I didn't want to push, or ask, or remind, or heckle even. But then you went out to eat with her yesterday, giving you the benefit of the doubt you said you'd help her move back in. But now you're going to see a movie with her and her girlfriend a few days later, that you said you and me would go see together. Now I'm not counting your coins but couldn't we have gone out?
Back to Francis and Hector. I realized that Francis and Hector took advantage of my naivety. That they would lie to me or spin something a certain way because they knew they could spin something (some way) and I would just give them the benefit of the doubt. That they could leave out things and it would go over my head. They thought I was stupid but kind enough to believe them.
I often wondered if the things you tell me are true or do you tell me a version of events to believe. But giving you the benefit of doubt, I chalked it up to anxiety, but what if it isn't? What if I'm fighting with myself too often to believe your version of events. What if she didn't ask you to help her move in, what if you offered, that's very different. What if you actually tell people the horrors of our relationship instead of the good like you said.
I was always so angry that you told her about us and our issues and told her that I didn't like her. But what if you didn't tell me the full story about what happened. Something like that so detrimental to you, to us, couldn't have just been passed off with her not saying anything. It couldn't have been so simple as how you spun that story to me?
What if you don't talk about me in the way like you say you do? What if you just knew that saying things like this make me happy, and make me calm and unanxious, and you just tell me so to end the conversation. What if I don't actually know who you are, but really you just tell me things that would seem to make me happy.
I don't really know what I'm saying.
I don't really know what I'm saying, just there's so many things that you look past and not too closely to. You probably didn't think to look too deeply into the fact that you're spending money hanging out with them two days in a row, but taking me on that date wasn't in the playbook. The money is a very minuscule matter. Even now, I'm convincing myself that I'm blowing it out of proportion, but I'm trying to stay true to how I really feel and not just try to give you the benefit of the doubt when I would really just be hurting myself... Regardless of if you see my perspective or not, I just wanted you to understand, and the fact you didn't hurts a bit. Will you ever understand me?
I am uncomfortable, and I realize that I've never felt comfortable or able to relax in our relationship. There's always been a threatening figure to me. And whether I blow it out of proportion or not, this is a fact. This year it was Vivian, before her it was your Muslim female friend, then before that it was your friend that dropped out, then before that it was Tinder again, and you get the gist, it was always one after the other. They share common similarities; you've hidden things from me about them, you've lied (around) your relationships with them, and it upsets me that you don't get the discomfort. I've never had a chance to not feel threatened, and not threatened in the sense of you leaving me for them, but threatened in the sense of feeling how important they are to you. However, I digress, this is mostly a hill that I have to work on myself, but you did supply the trauma that added fire to the fuel, but it is my fault on how I handle it.
Usually, something like this is stupid to even think about. Chris wouldn't do stuff like that; he wouldn't deceive you like that. I'm glad we got over the cheating, but a side effect that stays for life is that I think you're capable of doing the most emotionally heinous thing to me. There is no limit to how badly I think you'd hurt me, and I don't feel safe. It's an endless pit of wondering what's going on behind my back. It hurts to believe that your loved ones are capable of inflicting that much emotional damage, especially believing they could inflict it on you. In shorter terms, trust. I'm scared of how bad you could hurt me, and I never know when it's coming... I hope you see that I'm getting off track.
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[ PAIR UP ] Single people get dressed up and paired off with other single people, this is the season of love and baby animals and the older adults won’t tolerate a humbug Singleton. If you already have a special someone, then dive right into the singing and dancing together!
As if he'd not enough of the old buggers back home bothering him about this... But now he had the old crones of Fodlan to contend with as well.
"Is this really. Necessary?" he inquires, to which he gets a resounding 'yes, yes! Of course!' in response. "No Singletons allowed!"
And with that, they shove Hector in Serra's direction. The dancing's already in full swing, but that's the way of it tonight: people come and go, and on and on it continues without missing a beat.
"... Ahem," he starts. "... I imagine you're being heckled as well, huh? Do you think they'll leave us alone if us two 'Singletons' play pretend a few minutes?"
Really, tonight is an absolutely sour night.
There’s a beautiful, dazzling ball as part of the Midsommar event, and not only is Serra ruminating in last night’s failure of a ruined dress, but she’s absolutely, utterly, and completely alone. The adults are teasing, openly, what she knows to be her most regrettable feature. She’s alone, here, tonight, at this ball, because she’s Serra, and she’s only ever been alone. She had no friends growing up — no confidants — no people that held her in special regard. Even Erk, who was her widely believed first friend, was happy to be part ways with her after Elibe was saved from destruction, and she’d seen neither hide nor tail of him since. This loneliness, this emptiness, pervasive in its nature, clinging to her desperately, is part of why she took her vows — because she knew no one, ever, would be crazy enough to want her. Perhaps it’s the teasing voice of the children she grew up with. Perhaps it’s the stern chastising of the nuns that were meant to’ve raised her to hold herself in high regard. But she knows — as desperately as she wishes to ignore, to pretend, to obscure, to self-aggrandize, that something about her is simply... unlovable.
After all — if no one held her when she was an infant, why would anyone hold her now? If no one saw worth in her when she was at her smallest, and sweetest, and quietest, why would today, tomorrow, or the next day be any different?
This, one should note, is a viewpoint she fights well and hard against. I’m beautiful, she tells herself. I’m amazing, and awe-inspiring, and any would be lucky to have me on their arm. I’m only getting better, and more beautiful, and more fantastic. This is what she tells herself every day — and how she holds herself — but it does not release her from the bonds of her past so much as it delays them digging their claws into her back.
Now, of course, the claws are well and fully dug. Serra, in a beautiful orange, silk dress, is on the verge of tears. Every time someone passes by and teases her about her being alone, she gets a step closer to crying, a step closer to leaving.
She should leave. What’s even the point of being here? Just to be mocked? Just to be reminded how utterly empty she is, and always will be? There’s no point to this, no point to any of it, no point to—
Ahem.
Serra looks up, through bangs just long enough that they’re beginning to obscure her eyes, to see... Hector. He may as well be Saint Elimine herself for all the regard Serra has, for a moment, staring at him, stood there as though he’s a literal knight in shining armor. He’s a handsome man... and tonight, his eyes are set on her.
Maybe... that could be enough. For just one night — maybe it would be enough to pretend that... someone did love her.
“It’s not much pretending, when we’re so close already, is it?” She’s smiling, eyes that were shimmering in sorrow now closed to hide such, and she crosses the few steps to stand in front of him. “It’s a good excuse, though! To pretend you were bullied into coming over to me... hehe... you were probably waiting for the right moment all night, weren’t you, Hector?” She’s teasing him — enough to make any man leave — you see, now, why it’s impossible to love her, don’t you? “If you’re asking me to dance, though, you better ask me outright! It’s impolite to make the lady do the asking, you should know!”
#toamidsommar2022#a dance#braveryinblue#v: blue lion#[ i......... am so sorry.... if you do reply feel no need to match length i just...........................................................#i couldn’t shut up. i couldn’t. i COULDN’T. ]
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Readers @ twi: SHOW US YER TITS
Randy?
Randy Feltface?
When did you get here?
#pinky replies#who said you could heckle my boy Twi?#Why are we hectoring him?#but Twilight shirtless is a vision isn't it
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Okay, so Eliwood is a scalie, Lyn has depression (from the guy's antics), so what's Hector's secret?
“What was that about an axe?”
#fire emblem#blazing blade#fe7#fire emblem 7#fire emblem the blazing blade#elibe#hector#ask#anon#ask hector#hector's secret#eliwood#lyn#how can one stay mad at heckles with that face
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