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#heartstopper incorrect quotes
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Paris Squads reactions to Tao confessing his feelings.
Elle: "I have the urge to do something stupid."
Tao: "I'm stupid do me!"
Charlie: *Speechless*
Nick: *Flustered*
Aled: *Wasn't paying attention*
Sahar: "Uh what"
Tara: *Pleasantly surprised*
Darcy: *Was dissociated and tuned back in at "do me"
Elle: *Help*
Tao: "I said that out loud..."
Charlie: *Pats Tao of this shoulder pitifully* "Yes yes you did"
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rhetorical-conscience · 8 months
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Charlie: Once I lost my ex at a party and found him hooking up with some random girl.
Charlie: Last night I lost Nick at a party and found him outside trying to befriend a stray cat.
Charlie: Upgrades.
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Nick: You don’t want Charlie to die
Nick: And I don’t want Charlie to die
Nick: Now we just gotta make sure Charlie doesn’t want Charlie to die
Tori: Fantastic plan but have you met Charlie
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tori: *angrily presses michael against a wall* WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
michael:
michael: are we about to kiss?
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ggmay123 · 9 months
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heartstopper incorrect quotes pt 2
Darcy: Nothing lasts forever. Change is inedible.
Tara, holding back tears: Don’t….Don’t you mean it’s inevitable?
Darcy, who has been using this entire conversation as a setup for the world’s worst magic trick: *spits out coins* no I do not.
Elle: You know, Darcy gives Tara flowers all the time, I wish you'd do that too.
Tao: Whatever you say, love.
*later*
Tao: *Gives Tara flowers*
Tara: ?? Thank? You??
Tao: I am just as confused as you are.
Tao: ARE YOU-
Darcy: Fucking.
Tao: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Darcy: Fucking.
Tao: IDIOT!
Nick: …What was that?
Darcy: Elle asked Tao to stop swearing so much, so I’m helping him out.
Issac: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Tao and Elle's convo?
Darcy: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Nick: I'm in the washing machine.
Imogen: I'm in the closet.
Darcy: We accept you Imogen. <3
Imogen: No I'm literally in the closet.
Darcy: Love is love. <3
imogen: i need advice
Tao: with what?
Imogen: with love. how did you know you were in love with Elle?
Tao: …
Tao: i’m in love with Elle?
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hi-im-august · 2 months
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Charlie: I think I need a hug...
Nick: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
Charlie: You... you can let go now.
Nick: No, I absolutely cannot.
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jupiterslifelessmoons · 5 months
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I put Nick and Charlie’s names in incorrect quotes generators and here are some of the funniest:
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heartthingsstuff · 1 year
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Charlie : I give up. I am so tired.
Tara : Get the emergency supply!
Darcy: *carries Nick and places them in front of Charlie *
Nick : *smiles*
Charlie : AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO
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anotherdayanothergay1 · 9 months
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Nick: Tao, could you pass the salt?
Tao: Nick, could you pass away?
Elle, to the disturbed people who overheard: This is normal, don't worry.
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lhappyface · 9 months
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Charlie: I have a crush on someone but I’m kinda scared to tell you since I don’t think you’ll react well
Tao: Rip the bandage off
Charlie: It’s Nick
Tao: Put the bandage back on
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iluvcatss09 · 9 months
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Nick: Oh, by the way, if you ever speak disrespectfully again about Charlie, I’ll kill you.
Nick, chuckling: Sorry. That sounded like a joke.
Nick: I will actually kill you.
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charlie: so i woke up today
charlie: *sobs*
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reallyneedsalife · 9 months
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INCORRECT HEARTSTOPPER QUOTES (TV EDITION)
Darcy: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.
Nick: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
Nick: I need my socks.
Elle: I hate taking off my glasses, because without them, my vision goes from Full HD all the way down to buffering at 240p and I just can't handle that.
Tao: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon.
Tao: It's me
Charlie: I’m a multitasker!
Charlie: I can disappoint fifteen people at once.
Isaac, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.
Tao: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?
Tao: Wait you like me? For my personality?
Elle: I know, I was surprised too.
Tara: Wow, left handed AND British? You really are an illusion.
Imogen : Tara, I know you love Darcy. I mean, we all do, she's a very nice person and I respect her immensely.
Imogen : But I think she might be a fucking idiot.
Darcy: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.
Sahar, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.
Darcy: Milkshake with two straws please
Tara, blushing: Aww Darcy!
Darcy, putting both straws in her mouth: watch how fast I can fucking drink this!
Nick: I slipped a little note in your back-pack to tell you how much I love you.
Charlie, opening his bag: This is a 10 page letter. It has an About The Author section.
Imogen: Hey, Charlie? Can I get some romance advice?
Charlie: Just because I’m with Nick doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
Charlie: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Nick: Several traffic violations.
Elle: Many counts of resisting arrest.
Tara: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Darcy: Also, that’s not our car.
Imogen, not totally used to the Paris' Squads brand of shenanigan yet: It's not??
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In another timeline
Imogen: Wow, they really hate us.
Sahar: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.
Imogen: But we’re not gay, Sahar.
Sahar:
Imogen:
Sahar: We’re not?
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Tao: And if you have any suggestions, please put them in the suggestion box.
Nick: That’s a trash can.
Tao, watching Isaac & Charlie panic : What's going on?
Elle: Isaac is having an identity crisis and Charlie is just having a crisis.
Nick: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at maths.
Nick: My stomach growled super loud in French.
Nick: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during my French lesson.
Tara: Bonjour.
Charlie: Le growl.
Darcy: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.
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hi-im-august · 2 months
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Nick: Who hurt you? Charlie: *snorts* What, do you want a list? Nick: . . .Yes, actually.
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Charlie: I’m immune to mean and hurtful words because Nick says nice things to me every day and his love protects me.
Tao: I’m immune to mean and hurtful words because Elle says mean things to me every day so I’m always prepared.
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