#he's even naked!

[kirythestitchwitch]

Klaroline WIP Wed - Freaky Friday Time Travel fic - Part 2

Okay so FFTT fic won the poll so here you go! I gave an extra amount bc I couldn't decide a reasonable place to stop. Picks up after this snippet.

--------------------

While her vampire hearing might have been bogged down by the noise in the Square, she was annoyingly attuned to Klaus’ presence. His parting words reached her easily: “Someday, you will.”

She had gone to lunch grumpy and while fortunately Matt had accepted her grumbled explanation of having run into the hybrid menace–he agreed that would put anyone in a bad mood–she hadn’t quite been able to shake the vague itch that sat under her skin as she helped Matt struggle through algebra.

Even before Elena had been assisted into mind-wiping her whole personality, it felt like the only times she’d been needed were to attempt to twist Klaus around her finger, and those all had middling results that usually left her staring at her ceiling that night instead of sleeping. And now that Klaus wasn’t the worst monster in town–at least from her perspective–she hadn’t gotten a lot of calls recently. Maybe that was why she was so eager to help Matt: it was nice to feel needed.

And maybe that was the reason she had gone over to Klaus’ house when he’d blown up her phone with eleventy billion messages. Not that he’d freaked her out with his half-coherent voicemails. It was already a betrayal in several ways that she agreed to be friends with him. Admitting she cared? She tried to imagine what Tyler would say, his mom’s murderer friends with his girlfriend.

By the time she left the grill, Matt was consistently getting the correct answers on the tougher equations, and she’d worked herself into a ball of stress that only a hemoglobin juice pouch could sate.

Now, staring down at the small cardboard box on the porch swing, Caroline wondered what game Klaus was trying to play. Was he trying to make up for being a bit of a dick–okay, not really, but it’s the principle of the thing–the last time they spoke? If it was Klaus.

A ripped piece of sketch paper was taped to the top and she tugged it free. Her name was printed in Klaus’ bold handwriting, and she sighed. Picking up the box, she let herself into the house. Once in her room, she set the box on her vanity and told herself sternly she would deal with it later. Both AP Bio and AP Calculus finals were tomorrow and she needed to study. Really needed to study.

Pulling her books out of her school bag, she arranged herself comfortably on her bed, shoes off, color-coded notebooks at hand, rubber-banded stacks of flashcards at her hip. She put on soothing lo-fi as background music; she was ready.

Caroline’s resolve lasted an unfortunate seven minutes before she was pulling a pair of scissors out of her vanity and cutting the tape keeping the box closed. Pulling the flaps back revealed cottony packing fluff that she began pulling out until at last the real contents of the box were revealed. Nestled in more fluff, a thick chain with a chunky triangular prism on it sat in the box. It was old, the prism framed in gold. 

“Oh wow,” she murmured, picking it up by the chain and dangling it in front of her face. The stone was some kind of iridescent green with small cracks in it, and the frame of the pendant had markings on it. “That is… really ugly.” It rotated in the light from her lamp, and what looked like writing was down one side. Caroline put out a hand to move it back to get a better look at it, but the moment her fingers connected with the pendant, they stuck.

An odd whooshing filled her ears, and the light in her room must have popped because her vision went white.

“Oh shit!” She blinked rapidly, hoping she could see something, anything, while she shook her hand, trying to dislodge the necklace. Whatever magic bullshit was going on, she was going to kill Klaus when she got her hands on him, white oak stake be damned.

A pulse slammed through her and it almost felt like she fell past someone, and then she stumbled back and slammed into something that felt like bars. The necklace fell away from her hand and clattered to the floor; she left it there. Sparkles were dancing in her vision, slowly clearing into the view of an expensive-looking bedroom through a balcony door. She could see a large bed and a chaise lounge next to a bookshelf, another door that looked like it led to an en suite. It could have been an expensive apartment or a fancy hotel room, it was hard to tell. None of it looked familiar, and it certainly wasn’t in Mystic Falls. It didn’t even look American, that look that comes from being several hundred years old that few still occupied buildings had.

Pushing herself up against the balcony, Caroline turned around to take in the view and gasped. In the distance, the Eiffel Tower lit up the night horizon, the glow of a thousand lights brightening up the city. Some part of her was horrified, she’d clearly been kidnapped, she didn’t know how she was going to get home in time for her final unless Klaus could zap her back, and explaining this to her mother would probably ensure she was grounded for, she didn’t know, opening strange packages or something. Caroline should know better.

The other part of her was frozen, thinking how magical the city looked at night.

A soft noise came from behind her. “I would be open to giving the neighbors something magnificent to look at if you insist on the balcony, although I may have to kill them for the pleasure of it afterward.”

Caroline spun around at Klaus’ voice, poised to give him a piece of her mind, and froze. He stood in the door frame without a single stitch on, the lean muscles of his body on display for her like a feast, the tattoos she’d seen on his chest the one time, the trim waist leading down to his incredible co–she clapped her hands over her eyes. There was no looking, none. “Seriously, why are you naked?” She may have shrieked a little. “And why are we in Paris? Is this your idea of a date? Because you are taking me home right now, buddy. I cannot believe you kidnapped me.”

💗

#klaroline #klaroline wip wed #tvd for ts #'Kiry that's a terrible place to leave it' #YES I KNOW #they're ALL terrible in this portion but hey look i gave you more Klaus #he's even naked! #thoughts? >:]

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

They live in my head rent free. Drop your headcanons in the reblogg tags

#uni au where they go to every party and fucking trash it #headcanon that gojo only drinks coke cause one sip and 30 minutes he's lying somewhere striped naked and unconcious #stst bribing shoko into any shinanegan by buying her cigs #shoko drinks them both under the table but suguru actually can keep up with ehr #also weed does weird things to gojo's six eyes 100% confirmed so he is catious #still the loudes mf at the party even if he's sober af #i love them #these three are the best thing that ever happened to me #sashisu #satosho #sugusho #satosugu #stsg #gojo satoru #shoko ieiri #suguru geto #jujutsu kaisen #fanart #satosho weekend #satoshoko #jjk #IPMSSA_Tokyo5!Fanart #IPMSSA_FoundFamily!Fanart #IPMSSA_SaShiSu!Fanart

[kotzwinkled]

stupid stupid hair.

#WHATEVER. I DONT EVEN LIKE THEM THAT MUCH. #his hair was cut with a fork are you kidding #i forgot his eyeliner oh good lord #adrien agreste #marinette dupen chang #emonette #emodrien #paris special #he cried his mascara off bc no one understands him #my art #miraculous ladybug #he looks so naked without it. i’m sorry all the layers are already merged

[molabuddy]

redraw of ghskhfsh this one incredible picture that someone posted in a discord . dear god 🎉🎉

#don't hug me i'm scared #dhmis #dhmis red guy #dhmis yellow guy #dhmis duck #dhmis roy #i dont even know where its from but i cant stop thinking abt it .... their faces . roy behind the houseplant (whyis he naked)

[morganbritton132]

Someone asks Eddie if Wayne liked Steve when they started dating and Eddie’s just like, “Yeah, as much as you can like anybody when your first introduction to them is their bare naked ass.”

Steve: That’s not true! We met at the hospital

Eddie: He did see your naked ass though

Steve: That’s your fault. Why’d you guys not keep towels in your bathroom?

#Steve’s not going to put back on his dirty old clothes after discovering he doesn’t have a towel #He’s going to walk back to Eddie’s room stark ass naked and get his change of clothes #Eddie was asleep. How was he supposed to know this is what time his uncle got off work??? #And they wonder why Wayne knew they were hooking up before they even started hooking up #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson #wayne munson

[autismsupersoldier]

the reason why eva and big boss had such good chemistry is because they both love their corny awful sex puns. kaz not so much

#not to say kaz doesnt like corniness #he just wishes they could actually bang instead of being unwilling audience to snake's twenty minute standup routine #tragic: the hot guy you want to have a summer fling with is a colossal dumbass and kind of bad at sex. even more tragic you still want him #kazuhira miller #kazuhira “benedict” miller #kazuhira (benedict) miller #mgs kaz #kaz miller #big boss #naked snake #big boss mgs #mgs #metal gear solid #mgs 3 #mgs peacewalker #bbkaz #autismsupersoldier originals

[canisalbus]

Absolutely sending me that vasco sleeps butt fucking naked with his weird little Victorian doll boyfriend

Different strokes for different folks.

Vasco finds sleepwear kind of unnecessary and restricting. He doesn't insist on sleeping nude and can go to bed decently dressed if the situation calls for it, but if it's up to him and he's comfortable and in trusted company, he prefers wearing very little.

Machete gets cold easily and has weird body image issues, not being properly covered tends to distress him. Plus he has a thing for high guality garments and wants to look pretty or at least passably presentable even in bed.

#Vasco grew up smothered in luxury so even though he enjoys dressing flashy and taking care of his appearances #he still ends up prioritizing comfort and convenience especially in private #the thought of somehow falling from his high lifestyle scarcely crosses his mind #Machete grew up in ascetic surroundings and wasn't allowed to have nice things until he began earning his own money as an adult #when he eventually started being able to afford silk (the softest fanciest material around but outrageously expensive) #there was no turning back he wants to wear that 24/7 #Machete thinks Vasco is hot (easy on the eyes) and hot (warm to the touch) so he may sleep butt fucking naked in his bed all he wants #and Vasco thinks Machete looks cute in his silly frilly nightgowns and he knows he wears them to feel better about himself so why not #everybody wins #answered #anonymous #Vaschete lore

[tapeworrmart]

Eye to eye 🐍🐾

#Before I say anything I know he used the bullet on his neck to shoot him I just wanted drama okay!!!! #But yeah replaying this and realising just how fucking YOUNG they both are like jesus christ they are just boys #Not even had a chance to develop emotionally at all. Reflections of each other #Metal Gear solid #Mgs #Mgs 3 #metal gear solid 3 #Snake Eater #Mgs snake eater #mgs3 snake eater #Big boss #Naked snake #revolver ocelot #Bosselot #fan art #art #sketch #character art #Blood #gore

[1495-gauge]

there's that fucked up three-eyed thing that lives in the woods. whose turn is it to chase it off again??

#submas #submas art #so long story short i cant fucking draw people. i can draw all sorts of beasties but alas the human Face has always eluded me unless im #drawing direct from reference #which simply means. i guess come up with ideas where i get to draw a lot of pokemon and maybe some dude From A Distance #anyway i really like all the like. one of them has to go a little fucking nuts in the woods. aus #submas microwave au #you see a subway boss from far away and his eyes shine like medallions just like his hat pin #in the naked twilight of a snowy night where everything glows and nothing is truly dark #and maybe he's got a mega concussion and amnesia #get adopted by creatures. idiot #submas ingo #i just feel like in an age and era where 'unusual/strange human' = dog thats going to maul my face #that this would. not go well yk #ft his little clown shoes. theyre so funny to me. little as in honkin big #loud booming calls in a language known only to it. even the zoroark seem to shun it #taking a mockery of its shape and trying to chase it down #though some in turn embrace it #seen especially commonly with ghost pokemon #perhaps its a ghost itself? #whatever it is. its not allowed in camp

[nightgarla]

the sillies :3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i havent drawn rouge in FOREVA !!!!!

#DONT TAG AS SHIP :3please #shadow the hedgehog #rouge the bat #sth #sonic art #sth fanart #mynös art tag #i wasnt even gonnaput a little outfit on shadow this time but he looked so naked next to fully dressed rouge so #almost forgot to remove autism creature lwg from the top left before posting oops

[splatattackz]

my roman empire is the fact that (q)antoine has said that hes not actually naked in any capacity. he just appears that way because whatever he truly looks like/wears is simply too weird for the human mind and so just sees it as that.

"I couldn't explain it to you- it's out of my understanding how I'm dressed. The human mind cannot comprehend how I'm dressed so it shows as that [the underwear], but it isnt exactly like that. [...] It's not powerful, just weird."

#like #taken he could be playing a trick #but i remember hes i think mentioned not actually being naked before #and qantoine is so Weird im inclined to believe this #+ the fact the underwear showed even over his prison outfit #would make sense if its something hiding from the human eye how he really is #its just hmmmm #weird weird guy #qsmp #qsmp antoine #qsmpattackz #splatattackz

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

Do you remember episode 12, season 3 of Xiaolin Showdown when Chase was trapped on that machine thing that was brushing butter or whatever all over his chest? Well, hypothetically speaking if First walked in on that situation, how’d he react?

Ok I cackled unreasonably loud at this ask

listen i rewatched the episode (for science) and honestly the unexpected fanservice torture dungeon happened much differently than i remembered lol (also how fucked up is that right after Jack straigth up murked older monks?? wild)

but anyway basically what First Ninja saw

ive been on internet too long not to see all of it now

congrats Jack you managed to traumatize a 800 year old ghost.

extra doodle

#que? #ninja showdown #my immortal soul #first ninja x chase young #idk man imagine Omi knew how to summon First Ninja and he needed backup #listen i literally rewatched the episode and realized - THERE LITERALLY WAS NO REASON FOR SHOWING US THE HEYLINS #only for a joke that Jack managed to get them and the fanservice - like jesus Chase is practically naked and Wuya's outfit??? #because holy crap i cant even begin to list every innuendo now that i view it with eyes of a person that saw horror of internet lol #it came from nowhere and gone nowhere as they are literally nowhere to be seen as monks fight Jack. not even commentary from them?? #xiaolin showdown creators decided fuck it we are going out of this season with a bang have some heylin fanservice and some sexy Guan & #pretty young Chase and cool Dashi in the next episode like afsdlkjasdkdsjdsfkkldsaf ok forget that we literally traumtized Omi with deaths #of his friends ;)

[anotherdescentintomadness]

The Sunflower and His Sun

Painted for a lovely moot on Xitter

#yizhan #boxiao #fanart #wang yibo #Xiao Zhan #my art #digital artwork #there’s something so tragic and beautiful about the naked look of pained adoration on his face #like he promised himself that he’d never turn away from any truth written on his person #even if it hurt him to look #but then this expression #as if he would be unable to look away #even if he wanted to #like a sunflower turning toward the sun #they don’t have a choice #just automatically turning toward that thing that gives them life #and loving it completely #ughhhh #i love them your honor

[batfam-nalu-onepiece]

Luffy: Hey everyone! I want you to meet my new friend. His name is Tra-guy! Say hi!

Law: Hello. I’m not his friend. We are just working together. I’m only here for a little, then I’m leaving

Sanji: Hey welcome to the crew

Law: Crew? No like I said, I will only be here for a little while. A week or two tops

Sanji: Yeah sure. Luffy liked you. So you’re a part of our crew whether you like it or not. Hell, I refused him outright like three times but he made me join

Law: He..made you? Are you like his prisoner?

Sanji: No no, we’re cool now. He just doesn’t give up until he gets you on his crew. It’s not just me too.

Law: Not just you……*looks to the rest of the Strawhats* How many of you didn’t want to join his cree at first?

Zoro, Nami, Chopper, Franky raise their hand

Nami: Really only Robin and Brooke were the ones who wanted to be here. Ussop was in the middle. Luffy said “we’re friends so get on” and he came happily but everyone else..

Law: That’s…so he built his crew by just seeing people he likes and making them part of his crew? No wonder you are all so……odd

Nami: Odd? You should feel lucky! We stopped him from inviting a guy stuck in a treasure box, A tree-Zombie and a unicorn-zombie that were drinking sake, A pair of Legs and a centaur.

#Zoro had the choice either join his crew or die by the marines #Luffy followed Nami to her home town and said I don’t care that you don’t like pirates. you’re my navigator #Sanji refused Luffy and Luffy refused his refusal. More than once #Chopper was saying how he can’t be a pirate and Luffy told him to Shut up #They had Franky by the balls (literally) Holding his speedo so he was Naked in front of everyone and Robin squeezing his balls until he join #Luffy decided Franky was his Shipwright before Franky was even asked #one piece #monkey d. luffy #trafalgar law #incorrect one piece quotes #strawhat pirates

[mirrorhouse]

live volgin reaction

#hes like really. youre doing this in front of me #he cant even properly see whats happening either #mgs #revolver ocelot #naked snake #★

[owlpellet]

the real lesson of bg3 is that you should never attempt dialogue with your enemies and instead just waltz up and drop your highest spellslot aoe right up their assholes before they even realize you're there

#this post brought to you by me dropping sunlight on cazador before he could even talk to astarion #and dropping cloudkill on an entire room full of shar worshippers #surprise assholes!!! #it did make the post-cazador scene kind of funny though as astarion was Suddenly Half Naked #bg3 spoilers maybe